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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Phil Collins that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"A Groovy Kind Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole world of shadows, I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
My whole world could shatter, I don't care.
"A Groovy Kind Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a grueling kind of love
Original Lyrics:
We've got a groovy kinda love
"A Groovy Kind Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got a gooey kinda love
Original Lyrics:
We've got a groovy kinda love
"A Groovy Kind Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm in your arse, nothing else would matter
Original Lyrics:
When I'm in your arms, nothing else would matter
"A Groovy Kind Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wooden shoes are green.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you agree?
"A Groovy Kind of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A groupie kinda love
or
A group he kinda loved
or
A group he kinda loved
Original Lyrics:
A groovy kind of love
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the cheese
And even shared the cheese
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears
And even shared the tears
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
With even Cheryl Tiegs.
With even Cheryl Tiegs.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears.
And even shared the tears.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's why I've got a face.
And that's why I've got a face.
Original Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I've got to face.
And that's what I've got to face.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, and even Cheryl Tiegs
Original Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
And even cheddar cheese
And even cheddar cheese
Original Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears
And even shared the tears
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you just leave me standing there?
I had no idea what he sang.
I had no idea what he sang.
Original Lyrics:
How can you just leave me standing there
When all I can do is watch you leave?
When all I can do is watch you leave?
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a mammary in your face.
Original Lyrics:
Just a memory of your face.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left of me to remember,
Just a man without a face
Just a man without a face
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left here to remind me,
Just a memory of your face
Just a memory of your face
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I started taking every breath with you.
Original Lyrics:
When I stand here taking every breath with you.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the Obi-Wan, who really knew me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one, who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the Obiwan
Who believe you me at all.
Who believe you me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all.
Who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the only one, so do me, do me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the only one
Who believe you me at all.
Who believe you me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all.
Who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds (Take a Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
It's just a endless strait
or
Take a look at me now
It's just an empty street
It's just a endless strait
or
Take a look at me now
It's just an empty street
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
There's just an empty space
There's just an empty space
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the Oz
And that's what I've got to fave
And that's what I've got to fave
Original Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I've got to face
And that's what I've got to face
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a mammary of your taste
Original Lyrics:
Just a memory of your face
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a man without a face
Original Lyrics:
Just the memory of your face
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So take a look at Leon
Original Lyrics:
So take a look at me now
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So take a look at Rihannon
Original Lyrics:
So take a look at me now
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So take a look at the piano
Original Lyrics:
So take a look at me now
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at meow
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at the owl
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me now
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's just a minty space
Original Lyrics:
There's just an empty space
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around and see me frown
Original Lyrics:
Turn around and see me cry
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the lonely one
or
You're a lonely one
or
You're a warrior
or
You're a worrywart
or
You're a lonely one
or
You're a warrior
or
You're a worrywart
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause in another day, you will meet a paradise.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you, and you need paradise.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you, you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Cincinnati day for you and me in paradise
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's another day for you to meet paradise.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cold and I know where to sleep
Original Lyrics:
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Jesus Christ!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, think twice.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She calls out to the man on the street,
suckin your heartbeat
suckin your heartbeat
Original Lyrics:
She calls out to the man on the street,
'Sir, can you help me?'
'Sir, can you help me?'
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a mystique on the soles of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got blizzards on the soles of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got bristols on the soles of her feet
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the stairs on the soles of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the steers on the soles of her feet
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got whiskers on the sides of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surge, can you help me?
Original Lyrics:
Sir, can you help me?
"Another Day in Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a lonely day
or
It's just a lovely day
or
It's just a lovely day
Original Lyrics:
It's just another day
"Another Day in Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another day for viewin' me in Paradise
Original Lyrics:
It's just another day for you and me in Paradise
"Another Day in Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just laundry day for you and me
Original Lyrics:
It's just another day for you and me
"Another Day in Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Son, can you help me?
Original Lyrics:
Sir, can you help me?
"Another Day in Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see she's been trying
Original Lyrics:
He can see she's been crying
"Behind The Lines" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I held her boob so tightly in my hands
Original Lyrics:
I held the book so tightly in my hands
"Behind The Lines" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It skips right over my head.
It skips right over my head.
Original Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
The Phil Collins version of this song rocks. It has beautiful brass parts, and the percussion is outstanding as always.
"Behind The Lines" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
Skippy's trying to hold my hand.
Skippy's trying to hold my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
This is the Phil Collins version of the song from Face Value. Phil did a good job incorporating the trumpets into this song.
"Behind the Lines" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had the book so tightly in my hands
Original Lyrics:
I held the book so tightly in my hands
"Both Sides of the Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All he needs is a jar
Original Lyrics:
All he needs is a job
"Both Sides of the Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the brother shrugs to his sister and says
'Looks like it's justice from now on.'
'Looks like it's justice from now on.'
Original Lyrics:
And the brother shrugs to his sister and says
'Looks like it's just us from now on.'
'Looks like it's just us from now on.'
"Both Sides of the Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself in the Go-Go’s
Original Lyrics:
Find yourself in the gutter
"Both Sides of the Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one is washing now
Original Lyrics:
No one is watching now
"Both Sides of the Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're dickweeds in the darkness
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
Original Lyrics:
Where death waits in the darkness
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
"Can't Find My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace with Lolicon
Original Lyrics:
Peace will only come
"Can't Stop Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your chicken
Got your toothpaste
Got your toothpaste
Original Lyrics:
You got your ticket
Got your suitcase
Got your suitcase
"Can't Stop Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You took your Pepsi to the spaceship
Original Lyrics:
You took your taxi to the station
"Can't Stop Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a dickhead
Original Lyrics:
You got your ticket
"Captain Planet and the Planeteers"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's our hours magnified
Original Lyrics:
He's our powers magnified
"Captain Planet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Earth! Fire! Wee, water! Heart!
Original Lyrics:
Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!
"Dance Into the Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's there in the eyes of the jeweler
Original Lyrics:
It's there in the eyes of the children
"Dance Into the Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't shoveled
Original Lyrics:
We have each other
"Do You Remember?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Despite all the pain
Original Lyrics:
In spite of all the pain
"Do You Remember?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If we could drive
or
If we could fly
or
If we could fly
Original Lyrics:
If we could try
"Do You Remember?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know people are farters sometimes.
And they just can't wait, to get hurt again
And they just can't wait, to get hurt again
Original Lyrics:
You know people are funny sometimes,
'Cause they just can't wait to get hurt again
'Cause they just can't wait to get hurt again
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't him steal your whore away.
Original Lyrics:
Don't him steal your heart away.
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let him steal your fart away
Original Lyrics:
Don't let him steal your heart away
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a soldier to lean on
Original Lyrics:
Just a shoulder to lean on
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell him the package is here
Original Lyrics:
Just tell him to package things
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell him to package things
Original Lyrics:
Just tell him to pack his things
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell him to package this
Original Lyrics:
Just tell him to pack his things
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, don't let him steal your armory
Original Lyrics:
No, don't let him steal your heart away
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't let him steal your hardware
Original Lyrics:
Please don't let him steal your heart away
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never right
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm right
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted to see was him
Runnin' down the street.
Runnin' down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Well all I could see was him
Runnin' down the street.
Runnin' down the street.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby did you lose my number
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, did you learn your numbers?
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, don't you lose my number
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty, did you lose my number?
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, Billy Ocean knows my number
Original Lyrics:
Billy, Billy don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Budapest, run for your life!
Original Lyrics:
You better run for your life
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dylan, did you lose my number?
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gabby, don't you lose my number
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jillian don’t lose my number.
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy, did you lose my number?
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter won't be alive.
Original Lyrics:
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter! Jupiter! Jupiter, run for your life
Original Lyrics:
You better, you better, you better run for your life
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter...Jupiter...Jupiter will be young
Original Lyrics:
You better...you better...you better run for your life
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter
Jupiter
Jupiter, run me alive!
Jupiter
Jupiter, run me alive!
Original Lyrics:
You better
You better
You better run for your life!
You better
You better run for your life!
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere that this was found.
Original Lyrics:
No evidence was found.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Billy, Jupiter, Jupiter
Jupiter will be young.
Jupiter will be young.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Billy, you better, you better
You better run for your life.
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Billy, Lou Bega, Lou Bega
You better run for your life.
You better run for your life.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Billy, you better, you better
You better run for your life.
You better run for your life.
Editor's note: Do you really think he was saying "Lou Bega"? This song came out LONG before the "Mambo #5" singer gained fame.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philly, don't you lose my lumber
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ricky don't you lose that number
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar Bear, run for your life
Original Lyrics:
You better run for your life
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure better run for your life
Original Lyrics:
You better run for your life
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, did you learn my numbers?
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, did you lose my number?
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There came a night I could feel behind
Original Lyrics:
They came at night leaving fear behind
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There came a night to leave your fear behind.
Original Lyrics:
They came at night leaving fear behind.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You belong...you belong...you belong now in your life
Original Lyrics:
You better...you better...you better run for your life
"Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I guess there's nothing more to see
Original Lyrics:
And I guess there's nothing more to say
"Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elinor Wonders Why
Original Lyrics:
It makes me wonder why
Elinor Wonders Why is an animated series on PBS Kids.
"Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got lust
Original Lyrics:
I got lost
"Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love can make you fly
or
Love can make you drive
or
Love can make you ride
or
Love can make you drive
or
Love can make you ride
Original Lyrics:
Love can make you blind
"Hang In Long Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun's getting clearer
Clearer than your knee.
Clearer than your knee.
Original Lyrics:
The sun's getting clearer
Clearer than you need.
Clearer than you need.
"Hang in Long Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The line’s at Barnes & Noble
Original Lyrics:
The writing’s on the wall
"Hang in Long Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never thought you'd break the come-along.
Original Lyrics:
You never thought your break would come along.
"Hang in Long Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never thought you'd ever get a taste.
You never thought you'd break the common law.
You never thought you'd break the common law.
Original Lyrics:
You never thought you'd ever get a taste.
You never thought your break would come along.
You never thought your break would come along.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you held all the cars
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you held all the cards
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And as for me, I can sit here and bite my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
And as for me, I can sit here and bide my time.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you laughed in my face, get the hell in the car.
Original Lyrics:
And you laughed in my face 'cause you held all the cards.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't got hair anymore.
or
I got no hair anymore.
or
I can't bear anymore.
or
I got no hair anymore.
or
I can't bear anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care anymore.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got beggar dizzy-do in my time.
Original Lyrics:
I got better things to do with my time.
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Michigan, I'll be in Michigan
Original Lyrics:
I think I missed again uh-huh
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta piss again, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
I think I missed again, uh-huh
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take on Michigan then Ohio
Original Lyrics:
I think I missed again uh-huh
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I miss Duggan
or
I think I mis-dug in
or
I think I mis-dug in
Original Lyrics:
I think I missed again
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take on Michigan
or
I'll be in Michigan
or
I'll be in Michigan
Original Lyrics:
I think I missed again.
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S***, I missed again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
Or did I miss again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What did you so wrong?
Original Lyrics:
What took you so long?
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All this time I stayed out of Psych
Original Lyrics:
All this time I stayed out of sight
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know, we're seeming to do it,
seeming to do it a night babe.
seeming to do it a night babe.
Original Lyrics:
And I know it's eating me through
every night and day.
every night and day.
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know my heart, it hurts
I know I'm never gonna hurt you again
I know I'm never gonna hurt you again
Original Lyrics:
But I know in my heart of hearts
I know I'm never gonna hold you again
I know I'm never gonna hold you again
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me run down.
Original Lyrics:
Let it rain down.
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh yes, I wish it would weigh down
Original Lyrics:
Ooh yes, I wish it would rain down
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, yes, I wish it would rain now
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, yes, I wish it would rain down
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Started wandering around
Original Lyrics:
Started wondering why
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though your honey's gone,
I take it all inside
I take it all inside
Original Lyrics:
Though your hurt is gone,
mine's hangin on inside
mine's hangin on inside
"I'm Not Moving" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel free to shout it out
Feel free to speak, you mime; 'Spit it out!'
Feel free to speak, you mime; 'Spit it out!'
Original Lyrics:
Feel free to shout it out
Feel free to speak your mind; Spit it out!
Feel free to speak your mind; Spit it out!
"I'm Not Moving" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel free to speak, you mime
Spit it out!
Spit it out!
Original Lyrics:
Feel free to speak your mind
Spit it out!
Spit it out!
"If Leaving Me Is Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And though it's past nine
Original Lyrics:
And though it's past now
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know the reason why you keep this silence up
Original Lyrics:
But I know the reason why you keep this silencer.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I was there, and I saw what you did,
So many bound to ice.
So many bound to ice.
Original Lyrics:
But I was there, and I saw what you did,
Saw it with my own two eyes.
Saw it with my own two eyes.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't even fool me.
Original Lyrics:
No, you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it calming in the air tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it come into the air and dying
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight
Hold on
Hold on
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight
Oh Lord
Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in a bear tonight oh lard
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the afterlife, Oh Lord
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air and dying, hold on.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it in the end of the night
Alone, alone.
Alone, alone.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight
Oh Lord, oh Lord.
Oh Lord, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you combing in my hair tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear Phil Collins in the air tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
Now why would he be namedropping himself??
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear it coming in the air tonight...hold on
Original Lyrics:
I can hear it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see me coming in your hair tonight
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't feel it in the air tonight, hold on.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember John Murray.
Original Lyrics:
I remember, don't worry.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the snowman for all my life.
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the summer.
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment, Fräulein.
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you told me you were drumming, I would not lend a hand.
Original Lyrics:
If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand .
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been Apocalypse
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of flies.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of ice
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lice.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a paradise
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a sack of rice.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been apocalypsed
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been unauthorized.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you don't believe
Original Lyrics:
No, you don't fool me
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So strange as to you and me.
Original Lyrics:
It's no stranger to you and me.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well if Jew told Steve you are downy,
I will not lend a ham
I will not lend a ham
Original Lyrics:
Well if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand.
I would not lend a hand.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well if you told me you were driving, I would not lend a hand.
I've seen your face at four hundred, but I don't know if you who I am.
I was there and I saw what you did, saw a million miles twice..
I've seen your face at four hundred, but I don't know if you who I am.
I was there and I saw what you did, saw a million miles twice..
Original Lyrics:
Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand.
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am.
I was there and I saw what you did, saw it with my own two eyes...
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am.
I was there and I saw what you did, saw it with my own two eyes...
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I remember, I remember Bill Murray
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason you keep me silent, no music for me.
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason you keep me silent, no music for me.
Original Lyrics:
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me.
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've been waiting for this summer for all of my life.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether you told me you were drumming
I would not lend a ham.
I would not lend a ham.
Original Lyrics:
Well it you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand.
I would not lend a hand.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You told me you were drumming
I'm not Lend-a-Hen.
I'm not Lend-a-Hen.
Original Lyrics:
You told me you were driving
I'd not lend a hand.
I'd not lend a hand.
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it calling in the air tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in your rear tonight
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lordy, oh no
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear it coming on Miami Vice
Original Lyrics:
I can hear it coming in the air tonight
This song was featured on an episode of Miami Vice.
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your booty and your rear tonight
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this morning all night long
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment all my life
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this morning and all my life
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, if you told me you were drumming
I would not lend a hand
I would not lend a hand
Original Lyrics:
Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I would not lend a hand
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, if you told me you were grounded
or
Well, if you told me you were travelling
How could I get you there?
(later)
I remember too early
or
Well, if you told me you were travelling
How could I get you there?
(later)
I remember too early
Original Lyrics:
Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
(later)
I remember don't worry
I would not lend a hand
(later)
I remember don't worry
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful
I hope you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I hope you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
I hope you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I hope you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful
I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I'll hold you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I'll hold you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful, I'll hurt your vagina.
I promise not to hurt you, I'll hurt your vagina,
'Cause I know it's your first time.
I promise not to hurt you, I'll hurt your vagina,
'Cause I know it's your first time.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you I'll hold you like China
'Cause I know it's your first time
I promise not to hurt you I'll hold you like China
'Cause I know it's your first time
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold your vagina.
I'll hold your vagina.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold you like china.
I'll hold you like china.
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make war with China.
Original Lyrics:
I'll hold you like China.
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brother thinks that I'm an intrinsic pimp from the other side of town.
Original Lyrics:
Your brother thinks that I'm a limp-wristed wimp from the other side of town.
"Look Through My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look through my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look through my eyes.
"Lorenzo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Came this monster called
I want a cup of coffee leukodystrophy.
I want a cup of coffee leukodystrophy.
Original Lyrics:
Came this monster called
Adrenoleukodystrophy.
Adrenoleukodystrophy.
Adrenoleukodystrophy is a genetic disorder that effects the brain.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I can't live forever
Original Lyrics:
'cause I can't wait forever
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
409
Original Lyrics:
One more night
As in Formula 409, a Clorox brand of spray cleaner.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know it's only worse
Original Lyrics:
And I know it's only words
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stack up and if I fall
Original Lyrics:
And if I stumble and if I fall
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you say, 'No way', I will follow you.
Original Lyrics:
And if you sail away, I will follow you.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe we both can yearn
Original Lyrics:
And maybe we both can learn
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just standing by the phone
Original Lyrics:
Just staring at the phone
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ribbon to the sea
Original Lyrics:
Like a river to the sea
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maw-maw nun
Original Lyrics:
One more night
Maw-maw is a colloquiallism for grandma.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more nun
Give me just one more nun.
Give me just one more nun.
Original Lyrics:
One more night
Give me just one more night.
Give me just one more night.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One walnut
Give me just one walnut.
Give me just one walnut.
Original Lyrics:
One more night
Give me just one more night.
Give me just one more night.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please give me 109 (pronounced "one-oh-nine")
Give me 109
109 'cause I can't wait forever
Give me 109
109 'cause I can't wait forever
Original Lyrics:
Please give me one more night
Give me one more night
One more night 'cause I can't wait forever
Give me one more night
One more night 'cause I can't wait forever
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can make you sing
Original Lyrics:
So I can make you see
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The police give me one more night
Original Lyrics:
Please give me one more night
"Something Happened On the Way to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you don't know what your dog didn't lose it
Original Lyrics:
But you don't know what you got 'til you lose it
"Something Happened On the Way to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now wash your back
Original Lyrics:
And I want you back
"Something Happened on the Way to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many times can I say a story?
Original Lyrics:
How many times can I say "I'm sorry"?
"Something Happened on the Way to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had our day, but this is now
Original Lyrics:
Well that was then, and this is now
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're something to me
Original Lyrics:
And yet nothing to me
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see there's so much to earn
Original Lyrics:
I can see there's so much to learn
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know about the strangest light beam
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know about these strangers like me
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know!
Can you shout it?
I wanna know about the strangest light beam
In your arms
Please shout it!
Something's peculiar about the strangest light beam
Can you shout it?
I wanna know about the strangest light beam
In your arms
Please shout it!
Something's peculiar about the strangest light beam
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know
Can you show me?
I wanna know about the strangers like me
Tell me more
Please show me
Something's familiar about the strangers like me
Can you show me?
I wanna know about the strangers like me
Tell me more
Please show me
Something's familiar about the strangers like me
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's familiar, but it's strange as lightning
Original Lyrics:
Something's familiar about these strangers like me
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's to fear about these strangers like me
or
Something's the matter with these strangers like me
or
Something's the mirror with these strangers like me
or
Something's the matter with these strangers like me
or
Something's the mirror with these strangers like me
Original Lyrics:
Something's familiar about these strangers like me
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du-Du-Dubious
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that I'm too young
My love is Jessie Collins. (Right!)
My love is Jessie Collins. (Right!)
Original Lyrics:
I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun. (synthesizer hit)
My love has just begun. (synthesizer hit)
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just eat the worms
Original Lyrics:
I'll just say the words
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just sail away, ohhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, ohhhhhh.
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just save the world, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, oh.
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just stay alone
Original Lyrics:
I'll just say the words
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the studio
or
Sue Sue's studio
or
Sue Sue's studio
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ju-Ju-Julia
or
Who is Julia?
or
Who is Julia?
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just save the world, ohhhhhh Su-su-suria!
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, oooooooh Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say the word I'll, s-s sue ya
Original Lyrics:
Just say the word Oh Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say the word, oh
Sa-Sa-Sawyer
Sa-Sa-Sawyer
Original Lyrics:
Just say the word, oh
Su-su-ssudio.
Su-su-ssudio.
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say the word, oh
Su-sa-Salyer.
Su-sa-Salyer.
Original Lyrics:
Just say the word, oh
Su-su-ssudio.
Su-su-ssudio.
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mount Vesuvius
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-Doo ya
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seuss-Seuss-Studios
Original Lyrics:
Suss-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll, she'll sue ya
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll-she'll-sue ya
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
So so sodium
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
So-so dubious
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sta-sta-stadia
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu- Stu- Studio
Original Lyrics:
Su- Su- Sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu-Stu-Studious
Original Lyrics:
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu-stu-studio
Original Lyrics:
Su-sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid Julia
Original Lyrics:
Suss-sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Su- su-sucio
Original Lyrics:
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Su-Su-Subaru
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Su-su-suvia
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue the studio.
Original Lyrics:
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Syl-Syl-Sylvia
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's not my wife, ohhhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, ohhhhhh.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm all relentless
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't remember
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can see you.
And I can see you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you.
And I can say to you.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've been in business all my life
And I can sue you.
And I can sue you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you.
And I can say to you.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it helps to keep me home
Original Lyrics:
And it helps to keep me warm
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't see what I'm feeling
Original Lyrics:
I can't see but I feel it
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an old and married man
Original Lyrics:
I'm an ordinary man
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got so far horizons
I don't wish it for to start.
I don't wish it for to start.
Original Lyrics:
I've got no far horizons
I don't wish upon a star.
I don't wish upon a star.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems so long I've been waiting
And I still don't know I'm poor.
And I still don't know I'm poor.
Original Lyrics:
Seems so long I've been waiting
And I still don't know what for.
And I still don't know what for.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take that look off your face
I'm a lonely married man.
I'm a lonely married man.
Original Lyrics:
Take that look of worry
I'm an ordinary man.
I'm an ordinary man.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take that look over me
Original Lyrics:
Take that look of worry
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fire, it's been burning bright outside my door.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fire that's been burning right outside my door.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They can't think that I've listened
Only I know who they are.
Only I know who they are.
Original Lyrics:
They don't think that I listen
Oh, but I know who they are.
Oh, but I know who they are.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Working with this daylight
And sleep you when it smiles.
And sleep you when it smiles.
Original Lyrics:
Working when it's daylight
And sleeping when it's night.
And sleeping when it's night.
"Thunder and Lightning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If that's true then, why can't you tell me
How come this Phil's so nice? Phil's all right.
How come this Phil's so nice? Phil's all right.
Original Lyrics:
If that's true then, why can't you tell me
How come this feels so nice? Feels all right.
How come this feels so nice? Feels all right.
"True Colors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you take it all you can, babe
or
And you've taken all you can give
or
And you've taken all you can give
Original Lyrics:
And you've taken all you can bear
"True Colors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I see your blue diamonds shining through
Original Lyrics:
But I see your true colors shining through
"True Colors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I see your true diamonds shining through
Original Lyrics:
But I see your true colors shining through
"True Colors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see Judy Collins shining through
Original Lyrics:
I see your true colors shining through
"True Colors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just show me your anal
Original Lyrics:
Just show me your rainbow
"True Colors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your crew cuts
Original Lyrics:
When i see your true colors
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's like I've planted
Original Lyrics:
And it's like I've planned it
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinos (Chinos)
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
She knows (she knows)
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeding together 'til the end of time
Original Lyrics:
Being together 'til the end of time
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on a-right beggin' beside her.
Original Lyrics:
I'm always right there beside her.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just what mind you
or
Just one, mind you
or
Just one, mind you
Original Lyrics:
Just to remind you
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading together 'til the end of time
Original Lyrics:
Being together 'til the end of time
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll always be a special place in my heart
But hurt, she knows, she knows, she's knows.
But hurt, she knows, she knows, she's knows.
Original Lyrics:
There'll always be a special place in my heart for her
She knows, she knows, she knows.
She knows, she knows, she knows.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two farts, living in just one line.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts, living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two gods living in just one life
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts living in just one mind
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts living in just one mime.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts, living in just one mime.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts, living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts
Beating in just one time.
Beating in just one time.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
Believing in just one mind.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Living in just one mind.
Living in just one mind.
Actually, this is what many people report -- but I believe "believing" is wrong.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts
Sharing in just one mind.
Sharing in just one mind.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two tarts
You're leaving with just what mind.
You're leaving with just what mind.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that two pots living in just one nine
Being together 'til the end of time
Being together 'til the end of time
Original Lyrics:
You know that two hearts are living in just one mind
Beating together 'til the end of time
Beating together 'til the end of time
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We said hello as we turned the key
and noof overrides
gave you smile it's the only way
and noof overrides
gave you smile it's the only way
Original Lyrics:
We said goodbye to a dear old friend
A new roof over our heads
Gave a smile it's the only way
A new roof over our heads
Gave a smile it's the only way
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wooley Swamp across the tracks
And you know it's really no surprisin'
And you know it's really no surprisin'
Original Lyrics:
Ooh there's life across the tracks
And you know it's really not surprisin'
And you know it's really not surprisin'
"Wooley Swamp" in the above misheard lyric was taken from the song "The Legend of Wooley Swamp" by the Charlie Daniels Band.
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you see Cookie Monster?
Original Lyrics:
Just set your sails for a new horizon
It doesn't sound ANYTHING like Phil is saying "You said you see Cookie Monster," but I submitted that particular misheard lyric because I was thinking about a skit from "Sesame Street" featuring Ernie, and the line "You said you see" in the above misheard lyric reminded me of Ernie saying "You said you see Cookie Monster?".
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You set your scenes for a new horizon
Original Lyrics:
Just set your sails for a new horizon
"Who Said I Would" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she's got a heart f***ing made of stone.
Original Lyrics:
But she's got a heart, must be made of stone
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For some tender arse to hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
For some tender arms to hold me tight
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there Maria you know you're gonna be late..
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love, no you just have to wait
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many hotties?
Original Lyrics:
How many heartaches?
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many parlays?
Original Lyrics:
How many heartaches?
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How much more must I pay?
Original Lyrics:
How much more must I take?
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my game, now give and take
Original Lyrics:
It's my game of give and take
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just trust in a bl** j**
No matter how long it takes.
No matter how long it takes.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Trust, give it time.'
No matter how long it takes.
No matter how long it takes.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just trust in the good times
No matter how long it takes and that's right!!
No matter how long it takes and that's right!!
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Trust, give it time.'
No matter how long it takes.
No matter how long it takes.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just trust on my bow tie.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Trust, give it time.'
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kid, you're in love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My cat is in love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you just can't be late
Original Lyrics:
No, you just have to wait
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you'll just have to wait
Original Lyrics:
No, you'll just have to wait
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Kangaroo love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, say you'll win her.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ok, you're in love.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some woman called my mother said
Original Lyrics:
Some one to call mine; my mother said
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't turn it off
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't turn it up
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't you're in love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You claim you're in love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get her in love.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You just had two-eighths
Original Lyrics:
You just have to wait
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Kayburry love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a girl on the shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
Just look over your shoulder.
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a girl on the shoulder
Original Lyrics:
We'll show them together.
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just show me your anal
Original Lyrics:
Just show me your rainbow
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be in my arms.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart.
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be in my home.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart.
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my heart.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart.
"You'll Be in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For once you're small, you seem so strong
Original Lyrics:
For one so small, you seem so strong
"You'll Be in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be in my whore
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart
"You'll Be in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll breathe in my farts
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart
"You'll Be in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're beginning to fart
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart
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