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"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)"
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the cheese.
or
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
With even Cheryl Tiegs.
'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears.
"Against All Odds"
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's why I've got a face.
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I've got to face.
"Against All Odds"
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
and even cheddar cheese
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain,
and even shared the tears
"Against All Odds"
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain,
and even shared the cheese
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain,
and even shared the tears
"Against All Odds"
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, and even Cheryl Tiegs
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears
"Against All Odds"
How can you just leave me standing there?
I had no idea what he sang.
How can you just leave me standing there
When all I can do is watch you leave?
"Against All Odds"
Just a mammary in your face.
Just a memory of your face.
"Against All Odds"
There's nothing left of me to remember,
Just a man without a face
There's nothing left here to remind me,
Just a memory of your face
"Against All Odds"
When I started taking every breath with you.
When I stand here taking every breath with you.
"Against All Odds"
You're the OBIWAN, who really knew me at all..
You're the only one, who really knew me at all..
"Against All Odds"
You're the Obiwan
Who believe you me at all.
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds"
You're the only one, so do me, do me at all.
You're the only one who really knew me at all.
"Another Day In Paradise"
'Cause in another day, you will meet a paradise.
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise"
'Cause it's another day for you, and you need paradise.
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise"
A Cincinnati day for you and me in paradise
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise
"Another Day In Paradise"
It's another day for you to meet paradise.
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise"
Oh, Jesus Christ!!
Oh, think twice.
"Another Day In Paradise"
Oh, free tribes!
Oh, think twice.
"Another Day In Paradise"
She calls out to the man on the street,
suckin your heartbeat
She calls out to the man on the street,
'Sir, can you help me?'
"Another Day In Paradise"
She's got a mystique on the soles of her feet.
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise"
She's got bristols on the soles of her feet
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
"Another Day In Paradise"
She's got the stairs on the soles of her feet.
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise"
She's got the steers on the soles of her feet
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
"Another Day In Paradise"
She's got whiskers on the sides of her feet.
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Behind The Lines"
I held her boob so tightly in my hands
I held the book so tightly in my hands
"Behind The Lines"
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It skips right over my head.
or
Skippy's trying to hold my hand.
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
This is the Phil Collins version of the song from Face Value. Phil did a good job incorporating the trumpets into this song.
"Behind The Lines"
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It skips right over my head.
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
The Phil Collins version of this song rocks. It has beautiful brass parts, and the percussion is outstanding as always.
"Both Sides of the Story"
And the brother shrugs to his sister and says
'Looks like it's justice from now on.'
And the brother shrugs to his sister and says
'Looks like it's just us from now on.'
"Both Sides of the Story"
We're dickweeds in the darkness
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
Where death waits in the darkness
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
"Can't Find My Way"
Peace with Lolicon
Peace will only come
"Can't Stop Loving You"
Sweet leavin'.
So you're leaving.
"Can't Stop Loving You"
Sweet leavin'
So you're leaving.
"Captain Planet"
Earth! Fire! Wee, water! Heart!
Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"
Don't him steal your whore away.
Don't him steal your heart away.
"Don't Lose My Number"
All I wanted to see was him
Runnin' down the street.
Well all I could see was him
Runnin' down the street.
"Don't Lose My Number"
Billy, Billy Ocean knows my number
Billy, Billy don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number"
Jupiter won't be alive.
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number"
Jupiter! Jupiter! Jupiter, run for your life
You better, you better, you better run for your life
"Don't Lose My Number"
Jupiter...Jupiter...Jupiter will be young
You better...you better...you better run for you life
"Don't Lose My Number"
Nowhere that this was found.
No evidence was found.
"Don't Lose My Number"
Oh Billy, Jupiter, Jupiter
Jupiter will be young.
Oh Billy, you better, you better
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number"
Oh Billy, Lou Bega, Lou Bega
You better run for your life.
Oh Billy, you better, you better
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number"
There came a night I could feel behind
They came at night leaving fear behind
"Don't Lose My Number"
There came a night to leave your fear behind.
They came at night leaving fear behind.
"Easy Lover"
She's a cheesy lover
She's an easy lover
"Easy Lover"
She's an easy learner
She'll take your heart
but you won't feel it like the weather
She's an easy lover
She'll take you heart
but you won't feel it like no other
"Easy Lover"
She's an easy lover
She'll take your hat, but you won't need it
She's an easy lover
She'll take your heart, but you won't feel it
"Groovy Kind Of Love"
My whole world of shadows, I don't care.
My whole world could shatter, I don't care.
"Groovy Kind Of Love"
We've got a gooey kinda love
We've got a groovy kinda love
"Groovy Kind Of Love"
Wooden shoes are green.
Wouldn't you agree?
"Hang in Long Enough"
The sun's getting clearer
Clearer than your knee.
The sun's getting clearer
Clearer than you need.
"I Don't Care Anymore"
And as for me, I can sit here and bite my tongue.
And as for me, I can sit here and bide my time.
"I Don't Care Anymore"
And you laughed in my face, get the hell in the car.
And you laughed in my face 'cause you held all the cards.
"I Don't Care Anymore"
I don't got hair anymore.
or
I got no hair anymore.
or
I can't bear anymore.
I don't care anymore.
"I Don't Care Anymore"
I got beggar dizzy-do in my time.
I got better things to do with my time.
"I Missed Again"
Michigan. I'll be in Michigan
or
I'll take on Michigan
or
I gotta piss again uh-huh
or
I gotta piss again uh-huh
I think I missed again uh-huh
"I Missed Again"
S***, I missed again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
Or did I miss again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
"I Wish It Would Rain Down"
And I know, we're seeming to do it,
seeming to do it a night babe.
And I know it's eating me through
every night and day.
"I Wish It Would Rain Down"
But I know my heart, it hurts
I know I'm never gonna hurt you again
But I know in my heart of hearts
I know I'm never gonna hold you again
"I Wish It Would Rain Down"
Lay me run down.
Let it rain down.
"I Wish It Would Rain Down"
Though your honey's gone,
I take it all inside
Though your hurt is gone,
mine's hangin on inside
"I'm Not Moving"
Feel free to shout it out
Feel free to speak, you mime; 'Spit it out!'
Feel free to shout it out
Feel free to speak your mind; Spit it out!
"I'm Not Moving"
Feel free to speak, you mime
Spit it out!
Feel free to speak your mind
Spit it out!
"In The Air Tonight"
But I was there, and I saw what you did,
So many bound to ice.
But I was there, and I saw what you did,
Saw it with my own two eyes.
"In The Air Tonight"
Don't even fool me.
No, you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight"
Hold on.
Oh, Lord!
"In The Air Tonight"
Hold on
Oh, Lord
"In The Air Tonight"
I can feel it calming in the air tonight
or
I can feel it coming in a bear tonight oh lard
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight"
I can feel it calming in the air tonight.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight"
I can feel it come into the air and dying
Oh, Lord.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh, Lord.
"In The Air Tonight"
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight
Hold on
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight
Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight"
I can feel it coming in the air and dying, hold on.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight"
I can feel it in the end of the night
Alone, alone.
I can feel it in the air tonight
Oh Lord, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight"
I can feel you combing in my hair tonight.
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight"
I can hear Phil Collins in the air tonight.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight"
I can hear it coming in the air tonight...hold on
I can hear it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight"
I can't feel it in the air tonight, hold on.
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight"
I've been waiting for the snowman for all my life.
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.
"In The Air Tonight"
I've been waiting for the summer.
I've been waiting for this moment.
"In The Air Tonight"
It's all been Apocalypse
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight"
It's all been a pack of ice
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight"
It's all been a pack of lice.
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight"
It's all been a sack of rice.
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight"
It's all been unpatholized.
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight"
No using fully
No, you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight"
No, you don't believe
No, you don't fool me
"In The Air Tonight"
So strange as to you and me.
It's no stranger to you and me.
"In The Air Tonight"
Well, I remember, I remember Bill Murray
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason you keep me silent, no music for me.
or
Or I remember John Murray.
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight"
Well, I've been waiting for this summer for all of my life.
Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life.
"In The Air Tonight"
Whether you told me you were drumming
I would not lend a ham.
Well it you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand.
"In The Air Tonight"
You told me you were drumming
I'm not Lend-a-Hen.
You told me you were driving
I'd not lend a hand.
"Like China"
I'll be so careful
I hope you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I hope you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
I'll be so careful
I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I'll hold you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
"Like China"
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold your vagina.
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold you like china.
"Like China"
I'll make war with China.
I'll hold you like China.
"Like China"
Your brother thinks that I'm an ivristic pimp from the other side of town.
Your brother thinks that I'm a limp wristed wimp from the other side of town.
"Lorenzo"
Came this monster called
I want a cup of coffee leukodystrophy.
Came this monster called
Adrenoleukodystrophy.
Adrenoleukodystrophy is a genetic disorder that effects the brain.
"One More Night"
And if you say, 'No way', I will follow you.
And if you sail away, I will follow you.
"One More Night"
Maw-maw nun
One more night
Maw-maw is a colloquiallism for grandma.
"One More Night"
One more knight
One more night
"One More Night"
One more nun
Give me just one more nun.
One more night
Give me just one more night.
"One More Night"
One more nut
One more night
"One More Night"
One walnut
Give me just one walnut.
One more night
Give me just one more night.
"Separate Lives"
Ooh...it's so typical
Ooh...it's so difficult
"Separate Lives"
There was no way to talk for miles,
Now that we're living separate lives
There was no way to compromise,
Now that we're living separate lives
"Strangers Like Me"
Something's familiar, but it's strange as lightning
Something's familiar about these strangers like me
"Strangers Like Me"
Something's the mirror with these strangers like me
or
Something's the matter with these strangers like me
or
Something's to fear about these strangers like me
or
Something's to fear about these strangers like me
Something's familiar about these strangers like me
"Sussudio"
I know that I'm too young
My love is Jessie Collins. (Right!)
I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun. (synthesizer hit)
"Sussudio"
I'll just sail away, ohhhhh.
I just say the word, ohhhhhh.
"Sussudio"
I'll just save the world, oh.
I just say the word, oh.
"Sussudio"
In the studio
or
Sue Sue's studio
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Just say the word I'll, s-s sue ya
Just say the word Oh Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Just say the word, oh
Sa-Sa-Sawyer
or
Just say the word, oh
Su-sa-Salyer.
Just say the word, oh
Su-su-ssudio.
"Sussudio"
Mount Vesuvius
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
So so sodium
Sussuido
"Sussudio"
Sta-sta-stadia
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Stu- Stu- Studio
Su- Su- Sudio
"Sussudio"
Stu-Stu-Studious
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Su-su-suvia
Su-su-sussudio
"Sussudio"
Sue the studio.
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Syl-Syl-Sylvia
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
That's not my wife, ohhhhhh.
I just say the word, ohhhhhh.
"Sussusudio"
Su- su-sucio
Sussusudio
"Take A Look Through My Eyes"
Take a look through my a**.
Take a look through my eyes.
"Take Me Home"
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can see you.
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you.
"Take Me Home"
I'm an old and married man
I'm an ordinary man
"Take Me Home"
I've got so far horizons
I don't wish it for to start.
I've got no far horizons
I don't wish upon a star.
"Take Me Home"
Seems so long I've been waiting
And I still don't know I'm poor.
Seems so long I've been waiting
And I still don't know what for.
"Take Me Home"
Take that look off your face
I'm a lonely married man.
Take that look of worry
I'm an ordinary man.
"Take Me Home"
There's a fire, it's been burning bright outside my door.
There's a fire that's been burning right outside my door.
"Take Me Home"
They can't think that I've listened
Only I know who they are.
They don't think that I listen
Oh, but I know who they are.
"Take Me Home"
Working with this daylight
And sleep you when it smiles.
Working when it's daylight
And sleeping when it's night.
"Thunder and Lightning"
If that's true then, why can't you tell me
How come this Phil's so nice? Phil's all right.
If that's true then, why can't you tell me
How come this feels so nice? Feels all right.
"Two Hearts (One Mind)"
I'm on a-right beggin' beside her.
I'm always right there beside her.
"Two Hearts (One Mind)"
Just what mind you
or
Just one mind you
Just to remind you
"Two Hearts (One Mind)"
Two hearts
Beating in just one time.
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts (One Mind)"
Two hearts
Sharing in just one mind.
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts (One Mind)"
Two tarts
You're leaving with just what mind.
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts"
Chinos (Chinos)
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
She knows (she knows)
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
"Two Hearts"
There'll always be a special place in my heart
But hurt, she knows, she knows, she's knows.
There'll always be a special place in my heart for her
She knows, she knows, she knows.
"Two Hearts"
Two farts, living in just one line.
Two hearts, living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts"
Two hearts living in just one mime.
Two hearts living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts"
Two hearts, living in just one mime.
Two hearts, living in just one mind.
"We Said Hello Goodbye"
We said hello as we turned the key
and noof overrides
gave you smile it's the only way
We said goodbye to a dear old friend
A new roof over our heads
Gave a smile it's the only way
"Who Said I Would"
But she's got a heart f***ing made of stone.
But she's got a heart, must be made of stone
"You Can't Hurry Love"
For some tender arse to hold me tight
For some tender arms to hold me tight
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Hey there Maria you know you're gonna be late..
You can't hurry love, no you just have to wait
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Just trust in a bl** j**
No matter how long it takes.
She said, 'Trust, give it time.'
No matter how long it takes.
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Just trust in the good times
No matter how long it takes and that's right!!
She said, 'Trust, give it time.'
No matter how long it takes.
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Kangaroo Love
Can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Kangaroo love
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Oh, say you'll win her.
Oh, you can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Ok, you're in love.
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Some woman called my mother said
Some one to call mine; my mother said
"You Can't Hurry Love"
You get her in love.
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love"
Your Kayburry love
You can't hurry love.
"You'll Be In My Heart"
Just a girl on the shoulder
We'll show them together.
"You'll Be In My Heart"
Just show me your anal
Just show me your rainbow