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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Edwyn Collins

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Edwyn Collins that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Edwyn Collins on amIright currently.

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"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never met a gay like you before
Original Lyrics:
And I never met a girl like you before
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme just a day so I want more
Original Lyrics:
Give me just a taste so I want more
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you come knocking, knocking on my door
Original Lyrics:
Here you come knocking, knocking on my door
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant to hurl like unicorns.
Original Lyrics:
I never met a girl like you before.
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never met a gay like Hugh before
Original Lyrics:
I never met a girl like you before
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Noggin on my door
Original Lyrics:
Knocking on my door
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now just like any song from days of yore.
Original Lyrics:
Now just like in a song from days of yore.
...and he never wrote a song like that again.
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please be at college with the devil and me
I hope to God I'm talking metaphorically
Hope that I'm talking medical category
No doubt I'm talking about the way I feel
Original Lyrics:
You made me acknowledge the devil in me
I hope to God I'm talking metaphorically
Hope that I'm talking allegorically
Know that I'm talking about the way I feel
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many Polish singers
Not enough Protestants.
Original Lyrics:
Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs.
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many chorus singers
Not enough chorus songs.
Original Lyrics:
Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs.
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many potty singers,
Not enough potty songs
Original Lyrics:
Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs.
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many proto singers,
not enough proto songs
Original Lyrics:
Too many protest singers,
not enough protest songs
"A Girl Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many quota singers
Not heed no quota songs
Original Lyrics:
Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs.
"Girl Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant to hurl like a unicorn.
Original Lyrics:
I never met a girl like you before.
"The Campaign For Real Rock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs testicles
Original Lyrics:
The truly detestable

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