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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Lloyd Cole & The Commotions

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lloyd Cole & The Commotions that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 12 misheard song lyrics for Lloyd Cole & The Commotions on amIright currently.

"Hey, Rusty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White collar turned cold
Original Lyrics:
White-collar turncoat
"Lost Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate animal seeds melt too easily.
Original Lyrics:
Drop me and I'll fall to pieces so easily.
"My Bag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin, spin whiskey and gin
I suffer with my a***.
Original Lyrics:
Spin, spin whiskey and gin
I suffer for my art.
"Patience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get depressions of love through lack of paitence.
Original Lyrics:
I get the pressures of life through lack of patience.
"Perfect Skin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keyboards in pyjama trees
Original Lyrics:
Cheekbones like geometry
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hearts hearts like crazy peelin'.
Original Lyrics:
Her hearts hearts like crazy pavement.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jody was all high and low and has a train fo fix dees.
Original Lyrics:
Jody wears a hat, although it hasn't rained for six days.
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like Hirohito
Original Lyrics:
She looks like Eva Marie Saint
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like Leema Geeson.
or
She looks like Y'ves Marie Saint.
Original Lyrics:
She looks like Eva Marie Saint
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like Verna Greasepaint
Down on the waterfront
Original Lyrics:
She looks like Eva-Marie Saint
In 'On the Waterfront'
"Rattlesnakes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She tries her luck with the tropical ease
Out of boredom, more inspired.
Original Lyrics:
She tries her luck with the traffic police
Out of boredom more than spite.
"These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some have said I'd go now, rob a bank way.
Original Lyrics:
Some have said I'd go now rather than wait.

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Selected Albums

Live at the BBC, Vol. 2
Live at the BBC, Vol. 2
Rattlesnakes
Rattlesnakes
The Singles
The Singles
Live at the BBC 1
Live at the BBC 1