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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Coasters that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 42 misheard song lyrics for The Coasters on amIright currently.
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"Along Came Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Along came Jones.
Talkin' Jones
Talkin' Jones
Original Lyrics:
Along came Jones.
Tall thin Jones
Tall thin Jones
"Along Came Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Along came lonely lanky Jones
Original Lyrics:
IAlong came long, lean, lanky Jones
"Along Came Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Along came long, lean, naked jones
Original Lyrics:
Along came long, lean, lanky jones
"Along Came Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then along came Jones
Dog named Jones
Dog named Jones
Original Lyrics:
And then along came Jones
Tall, thin Jones
Tall, thin Jones
"Along Came Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil air
Original Lyrics:
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh
"Along Came Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't give me that GTO ranch I'll saw you all in half'
Along came lonely, lanky John
Along came lonely, lanky John
Original Lyrics:
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones
"Bad Detective"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've got a tipped vagina.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I got a tip from China.
"Brazil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return, well I will
well, to old
Bridezilla (bridezilla)
Bridezilla (bridezilla).
well, to old
Bridezilla (bridezilla)
Bridezilla (bridezilla).
Original Lyrics:
Return, well I will
well, to old
Brazil (Brazil)
Brazil (Brazil).
well, to old
Brazil (Brazil)
Brazil (Brazil).
"Charlie Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He calls the English "bitch" and "Daddy-O".
Original Lyrics:
He calls the English teacher "Daddy-O".
"Charlie Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonny Cat
Original Lyrics:
Charlie Brown
Jonny Cat is a brand of cat litter.
"Charlie Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's always droopin' in the hall?
Original Lyrics:
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
"Charlie Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's always poopin' in the hall?
Original Lyrics:
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
"Charlie Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's always poopin' in the halls?
Original Lyrics:
Who's always goofin' in the halls?
"Charlie Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's always writing on the wall,
who's always pooping in the hall
who's always pooping in the hall
Original Lyrics:
Who's always writing on the wall,
who's always goofing in the hall
who's always goofing in the hall
"Poison Ivy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna need a notion
For calamine lotion.
For calamine lotion.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna need an ocean
Of calamine lotion.
Of calamine lotion.
"Searchin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like that North Wind Mountie
Original Lyrics:
But I'm like that Northwest Mountie
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And walk your set to the laundromat
Original Lyrics:
And walk yourself to the laundromat
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell your hoodlum friends I died,
you ain't got time to take a ride
you ain't got time to take a ride
Original Lyrics:
Just tell your hoodlum friends outside,
you ain't got time to take a ride
you ain't got time to take a ride
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell your huddle of friends outside,
You ain't got time to take a ride
You ain't got time to take a ride
Original Lyrics:
Just tell your hoodlum friends outside,
You ain't got time to take a ride
You ain't got time to take a ride
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
or you don't get no friendly cash
or you don't get no friendly cash
Original Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
or you don't get no spending cash
or you don't get no spending cash
Editor's note: The correct spelling of the song title is "Yakety Yak", not "Yakkity Yak" or any other variants.
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no Sunday cash
Or you don't get no Sunday cash
Original Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spending cash
Or you don't get no spending cash
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no sodding cash
Or you don't get no sodding cash
Original Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spending cash
Or you don't get no spending cash
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take out the people and the trash
Original Lyrics:
Take out the papers and the trash
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety yak (Don't go back.)
Original Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! (Don't talk back.)
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety yak
(Don't go broke)
(Don't go broke)
Original Lyrics:
Yakety yak
(Don't talk back)
(Don't talk back)
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety yak
Don't do crack!
Don't do crack!
Original Lyrics:
Yakety yak
Don't talk back.
Don't talk back.
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't come back!
Original Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't come back!
Original Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't go bad!
Original Lyrics:
Yakety-yak! Don't talk back!
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father Skippy mows and cooks
Original Lyrics:
Your father's hip; he knows what cooks
"Yakety Yak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your father simply knows what cooks.
Original Lyrics:
Your father's hip, he knows what cooks.
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