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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Chicago that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"(I've Been) Searching So Long" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a string of lights in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
There's a strange new light in my eyes
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
1-8-5-0-6-2-4
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
25 or 64
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
25 or sex with whores
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
25-4-6-2-4
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
95 or 64
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
City 'cross lake on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting cross-legged on the floor.
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
City crossway out of door
Original Lyrics:
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
City crossways on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting cross-legged on the floor.
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the cornflake on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting cross-legged on the floor.
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty-five o' six two four
Original Lyrics:
Twenty-Five or six to four
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the Grey Cup game.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the break of day.
"25 Or 6 To 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the brink of day
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the break of day
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
25 and 64
or
25 and 6'4"
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
25 or 6'4"
Original Lyrics:
25 or 6 to 4
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like I have to pee
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like I ought to sleep
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like I ought to see
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like I ought to sleep
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting up to close my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Giving up I close my eyes
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I try to do so much?
Original Lyrics:
Should I try to do some more?
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the break of dead
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the break of day
"25 or 6 to 4"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for the triple play
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the break of day
"Alive Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of alignment
Original Lyrics:
I am alive again
"All Roads Lead To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Headed west on a jumbo jet
I rode off in to the retch, I said!
Original Lyrics:
Headed west on a jumbo jet
I rode off in to the red sunset.
"Baby What a Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that you were only faking me
And like before, my heart was taken in
...
But here today your song has changed my mind
...
Shooby dooby wants to be alone
It was a little more than I could take
Oh whoa oh who
And you can't mistake
Ooh ooh
Shooby dooby want me in the morning
...
Now and then just like before
I think about the love I've thrown away
But now with love it matters anyway
Original Lyrics:
I thought that you were only faking it
And like before, my heart was taking it
...
But here today you've softly changed my mind
...
(Shooby dooby wah)
Just to be alone
Was a little more than I could take
Oh whoa oh whoa
Then you came to stay
Ooh ooh
(Shooby dooby wah)
Hold me in the morning
...
Now and then just like before
I think about the love I've thrown away
But now it doesn't matter anyway
I prefer my lyrics, where the background vocals become the singer's pet name for his lady love! I think 'softly changed my mind' is a little wimpy - even for Cetera. In my world, his girl is a siren singing to him, then being cool to him, then loving him (I think)!
"Baby, What A Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, what a wig so high.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, what a big surprise.
"Baby, What A Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
But here today it's soft and changed my life
Original Lyrics:
But here today you've softly changed my mind
"Baby, What A Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to be alarmed
Was to be a little more than architect
Then in Kansas City
Then in Illinois,
To love me in the 'I could do'
Help me find my way
Original Lyrics:
Just to be alone
Was a little more than I could take
Then you came to stay
Hold me in the morn
Love me in the afternoon
Help me find my way
"Baby, What A Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meggy, what a big surprise
or
Maggie, what a big surprise
or
Maybe, what a big surprise
or
Lady, what a big surprise
Original Lyrics:
Baby, what a big surprise
"Baby, What A Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we blend the night before, I think about the love we've thrown away
But now it doesn't matter anyway
Original Lyrics:
Now and then, just like before, I think about the love we've thrown away
But now it doesn't matter anyway
"Baby, What a Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me find L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Help me find my way
"Baby, What a Big Surprise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right before my buried eyes
Original Lyrics:
Right before my very eyes
"Beginnings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me, love me, give me.
Original Lyrics:
Only the beginning
"Beginnings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only hurts my feelings
Original Lyrics:
Only the beginning
"Beginnings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the cream filling
Original Lyrics:
Only the beginning
"Beginnings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open the beginning!
Original Lyrics:
Only the beginning
"Beginnings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the Big Easy
Original Lyrics:
Only the beginning
"Bigger Than Elvis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bigger than Everest
Original Lyrics:
Bigger than Elvis
"Blues in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama done tol' me
When I was in Depends
My mama don tol' me
She said 'Son....'
Original Lyrics:
My mama done tol' me
When I was in knee-pants
My mama don tol' me
She said 'Son....'
This is actually a borrowed mis-hear. It is from the album Night and Day; the song is a 'cover' of a well-known Big Band song.
"Call On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me without your eyes, never leave my point of you
Original Lyrics:
Please remember I never lose the thought of you
"Call On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can count on me
Original Lyrics:
You can call on me
"Call on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love me do
Original Lyrics:
You love me, too
"Colour My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that you're here
Original Lyrics:
Now that you're near
"Dialogue (Part I and II)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you feel depression just closing in around?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you feel repression just closing in around?
"Dialogue Parts 1 and 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you seek salvation, in the city where you live?
All the niggers hunger, oh diddly diddly let's give!
Original Lyrics:
Don't you see starvation, in the city where you live?
All the needless hunger, all the needless pain!
"Dialogue Parts 1 and 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you try to function, as a feeling human being, will your Bachelor of "I'll Tell You" get by?
Original Lyrics:
When you try to function, as a feeling human being, will your Bachelor of Arts help you get by?
"Dialogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can make a printer
Original Lyrics:
We can make it better
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"a Christian lady....
Original Lyrics:
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead
Still suspect these were the original lyrics. Listen to early versions.
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Krypton lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped all day
Original Lyrics:
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Nazi
Original Lyrics:
And I said
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alcohol
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, no
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I can't imagine why
Original Lyrics:
If so I can't imagine why
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's it
Original Lyrics:
And I said
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I was working down the street one day
A frigid lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped, oh dear
Original Lyrics:
As I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her diamond watch had stopped -- oh, damn.
Original Lyrics:
Her diamond watch had stopped cold dead.
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing
Original Lyrics:
I say
"Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was walking down the street Monday
Original Lyrics:
I was walking down the street one day
"Fancy Colors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepsi Colas
Original Lyrics:
Fancy Colors
"Fancy Colours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bittersweet but dry, sublime.
or
Bittersweet but drops of lime.
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet, the drops of life.
"Fancy Colours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bittersweet, bit drops of light
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet, the drops of life
"Feelin' Stronger Every Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that we both agree
Best thing to happen to you
The worst thing to happen to me.
Original Lyrics:
I know that we both agree
Best thing to happen to you
The best thing that happened to me.
"Feelin' Stronger Every Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So now the time has come up
Original Lyrics:
So now the time has come
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all of these years I'm still tryin' to escape
Original Lyrics:
After all of these years I'm still tryin' to shake it
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I f****d up
Original Lyrics:
And I found out
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being without you is part of a big mistake
Original Lyrics:
Being without you is all a big mistake
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
But deep in the mine it's an endless mine
I can't get ya out of my mine
Original Lyrics:
But deep in the night its an endless flight
I can't get ya out of my mind
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
But then you were gone and the hour was wrong
Original Lyrics:
But then you were gone and it all was wrong
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to live without you because I don't make mistakes.
Original Lyrics:
Living without you is all a big mistake.
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a dickhead to you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to you, baby.
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a driftin' to you
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to you
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
She learned to live with it, but I don't want to
Original Lyrics:
Should learn to live with it, but I don't want to
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't love what you've got until it's gone
Original Lyrics:
You don't know what you've got until it's gone
"Hard Habit To Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a heart having to break.
Original Lyrics:
You're a hard habit to break.
"Hard Habit to Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a brick house to you, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to you, baby
"Hard Habit to Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pretty little baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to you, baby
"Hard Habit to Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a-stickin' to you, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to you, baby
"Hard Habit to Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a nigger to you, baby
Original Lyrics:
I’m addicted to you, baby
"Hard Habit to Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a hard apple to break
Original Lyrics:
You're a hard habit to break
"Hard Habit to Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a hard hat to wear
Original Lyrics:
You're a hard habit to break
"Hard Habit to Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a hard heaven to break
Original Lyrics:
You're a hard habit to break
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all that we've been poo i will make it up to fool
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through I will make it up to you
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise to.
And after all that's been said and done
You're just a part of me, a Calico (cat)
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise to.You're just a part of me I can't let go.
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all the hoo you've been through
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all the who you've been through
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all the whoo we've been through
I will make it up a pew I promise you
And after all that's been sad and done
You're just a part of me I can't let go.
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you I promise to.
And after all that's been said and done
You're just a part of me I can't let go.
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't stand to be kept away,
Just for the day, from nobody
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't stand to be kept away,
Just for the day, from your body
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs a little time away,
A fantasy, from each other
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs a little time away,
I heard her say, from each other
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far away from the one man I love.
Original Lyrics:
Far away from the one that I love.
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding out
Original Lyrics:
Hold me now
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am making love to you I promise you.
Original Lyrics:
I will make it up to you I promise too.
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you Hakeem Olajuwon
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna be the lucky one
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hot to be a sa-di-an siren
Original Lyrics:
It's hard for me to say I'm sorry
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who banana!
Original Lyrics:
Hold me now!
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one Hakeem Olajuwon
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna be the lucky one
"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all that Owee been Froo
I will make a two, I promise stew
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you, I promise to
"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all that owee been froo
I will make a two
I promise stew
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you
I promise to
"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all the who you've been through
Original Lyrics:
After all that we've been through
This is not really an example of misheard lyrics, this is a clear example of mispronounced lyrics. From the phonetic perspective, Peter Cetera CLEARLY did not pronounce "we", "we have" or "we've" in that phrase.
"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even lovers need to have a day
Far away from each other
Original Lyrics:
Even lovers need a holiday
Far away from each other
"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will make it over you
Original Lyrics:
I will make it up to you
"Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just for the day from robotics
Original Lyrics:
Just for the day from your body
"Harry Truman"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. children
Original Lyrics:
Harry Truman
"Harry Truman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pouty children
Original Lyrics:
Harry Truman
"Harry Truman"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd love to hear you speak in mime
Blaming civil ways
Original Lyrics:
We'd love to hear you speak your mind
In plain and simple ways
"I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I had to go away,
some addition had to go through
Original Lyrics:
Guess I had to go away,
So much I had to go through
"I Don't Wanna Live Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had to make my own.
My love would never been sing.
My love would never been sing.
I just wanna live my life with you.
Original Lyrics:
If I had to make it on my own.
My life would never be the same.
My love would never be the same.
I just want to live my life with you.
"I'd Rather Be Rich"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sister's a bich
Your momma works like magic.
Original Lyrics:
The system's a bitch
But money works like magic.
"I'm a Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While we're waiting for each other
Original Lyrics:
While relating to each other
"If She Would Have Been Faithful..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll follow the song
Original Lyrics:
I'll follow the sun
"If She Would Have Been Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
If she would have been paid for
Original Lyrics:
If she would have been faithful
"If She Would Have Been Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a bid payphone
Original Lyrics:
If she would have been faithful
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby fleece don't go
Original Lyrics:
Baby, please don't go
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you eat me now
You'll take away the biggest chomp from me
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me now
You'll take away the biggest part of me
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest parlor piece.
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're breathing now
You take away the biggest fart of me
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me now
You take away the biggest part of me
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're leaking out
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me now
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're reading now
or
If you're 3D now
Original Lyrics:
If you leave me now
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh no, I just walk to the stairs
Original Lyrics:
Ooh no, I just want you to stay
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, oh no, baby, pizza dough.
Original Lyrics:
Oohh, oh no, baby, please don't go.
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, no, there'll be peace on earth.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, no, baby please don't go.
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh..No, baby ping pong ball
Original Lyrics:
Oooh.. No, baby please don't go
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh..no
Baby Flintstone girl
Original Lyrics:
Oooh..no
Baby, please don't go.
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we both declare
The things we said today.
Original Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today.
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we both feel bad
Original Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we both regret
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we'll both feel better
The things we said today
Original Lyrics:
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today.
"If You Leave Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll take away the biggest car from me
Original Lyrics:
You'll take away the biggest part of me
"In The Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, my b*l*s are like rivers in a stream
I see myself so clean.
Original Lyrics:
Well, my thoughts are like ripples in a stream
I see myself so free.
"Just You 'N' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sensitive freak
Original Lyrics:
Simple and free
"Just You 'N' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody freak
Original Lyrics:
Simple and free
"Just You 'N' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar free
Original Lyrics:
Simple and free
"Just You 'N' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my love that I like
Original Lyrics:
You are my love in my life
"Just You 'N' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my own precious wife
Original Lyrics:
Give me your own precious smile
"Just You 'n' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lesbian, lesbian!
Original Lyrics:
Let me in, let me in!
"Just You 'n' Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thomas, you'll never leave me
Original Lyrics:
Promise you'll never leave me
"Look Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
AAA
Original Lyrics:
Look Away
It is pronounced "triple-A", as in AAA batteries or the automotive agency.
"Look Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And bring me some on a freak someday.
And I don't know what you say.
Look away, baby, look away.
Don't look at me.
I don't want you to see me this way.
When you wake up in this morning.
Told me that the new love will found.
I said I'm happy for you.
I'm really happy for you.
Original Lyrics:
And if we meet on the streets someday.
And I don't know what to say.
Look away, baby, look away.
Don't look at me.
I don't want you to see me this way.
When you called me up this morning.
Told me about the new love you found.
I said I'm happy for you.
I'm really happy for you.
"Look Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And from what you said
I know you've got another me.
Original Lyrics:
And from what you said
I know you've gotten over me.
"Look Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cheers are in my ass
Original Lyrics:
And the tears are in my eyes
"Look Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
Look away
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though it's not what we perform.
Original Lyrics:
And though it's not what we both want.
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry babe, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
Will you babe, can't you see?
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry back can't you see
Original Lyrics:
Will you babe, can't you see?
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, 'Furry Bear' won't you please
Love me tomorrow like today?
Original Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, Hurry babe, won't you please
Love me tomorrow like today?
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, not today
Original Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow like today
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, not today
Original Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, like today
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, turtle back
Original Lyrics:
Love me tomorrow, hurry back
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said I need you here denied
Original Lyrics:
She said I need you here tonight
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's sad. 'It's lonely here tonight,'
She always said when she's alone.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'It's lonely here tonight.'
She's always sad when she's alone.
"Love Me Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know, when she's there, I'll carry on.
or
No - when she's there, I'll carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Knowing she's there, I'll carry on.
"Make Me Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children play in the park, they don't know
I'm alone in the dark, feelin' low.
Original Lyrics:
Children play in the park, they don't know
I'm alone in the dark, even though.
"Make Me Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her you were gay
Make her smile.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me you will stay
Make me smile.
"Make Me Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We make Almond Joys the dreams we share
Original Lyrics:
We may now enjoy the the dreams we share
"Make Me Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We make Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
We may all enjoy
"Make Me Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We may now enjoy the drinks we share, son of a gun!
Original Lyrics:
We may now enjoy the dreams we shared so long ago.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that Jazz-Rock
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that chest out
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the chainsaw
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the chairs out
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the jackpot
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the chestnuts.
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper chaser
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Que Belleza
Original Lyrics:
Que pe chesa.
"Mongonucleosis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Que pe chesa
Original Lyrics:
Ke Pa Chesa
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't-tell lover
or
Milk Dud lover
Original Lyrics:
No-tell lover
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown lover
or
Downtown lover
or
Downtown lover
Original Lyrics:
No-tell lover
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I loooooooove it...
Original Lyrics:
I'm loooooooooovin'....
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lipton lover
or
Left-hand lover
or
Uptown lover
or
Mifted lover
or
Lifted lover
or
Liftin’ lover
Original Lyrics:
No-tell lover
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a smile on your face and a warm breeze
Now I need you lady.
Original Lyrics:
Pretty smile, lovely face and a warm breeze
Now I need you lady.
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ro-tell lover
or
Part-time lover
Original Lyrics:
No-tell lover
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my Motown lover.
Original Lyrics:
You're my no tell lover.
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my Motown lover
Original Lyrics:
You're my no tell lover
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my motel lover
or
You're my hotel lover
or
You're my hotel lover
Original Lyrics:
You're my no-tell lover
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my longtime lover
Original Lyrics:
You're my no-tell lover
"No Tell Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my part-time lover
Original Lyrics:
You're my no tell lover
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
'How do you do' days
Original Lyrics:
Howdy Doody
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baseball cards and root beers take me back…
Original Lyrics:
Baseball cards and birthdays take me back…
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold days
or
Goldie's
Original Lyrics:
Old days
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good days
Original Lyrics:
Goldies
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me, good times I remember.
Original Lyrics:
Old Days, good times I remember.
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Bay
Original Lyrics:
Old days
As in Old Bay seasoning.
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old days, good times I remember
Fundies, filled with simple pleasures
Original Lyrics:
Old days, good times I remember
Fun days, filled with simple pleasures
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old ladies
Original Lyrics:
Old Days
"Old Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oldies
Original Lyrics:
Old days
"Prologue August 29 1968" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
the whole world's rocking
or
the whole world's rotten
Original Lyrics:
the whole world's watching
"Questions 67 and 68" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Buddhists believe the spirits speak
Original Lyrics:
as a beautifully mysterious thing
"Questions 67 and 68" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does it matter in the heart?
Original Lyrics:
Does it matter anyhow?
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Bronx man still can tell stories his own way.
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way.
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Bronx man
Still can
Tell stories his own way.
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man
Still can
Tell stories his own way.
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Browns fan still can tell stories his own way.
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bronze man
Steely Dan
Tell stories their own way.
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man
Still can
Tell stories his own way.
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man playing singsongs, singing foreign songs
Original Lyrics:
A man playing guitar, singing for us all
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man playing skin toss, and singing to us all
Original Lyrics:
A man playing guitar, and singing to us all
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A proud man still can tell stories his own way
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
Over 30 years of thinking it was "proud"... what the heck "bronze"??
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A proud man
Still can
Tell the story his own way.
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man
Still can
Tell stories his own way.
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty days in the park,
Every day's the Fourth of July
Original Lyrics:
Funny days in the park,
Every day's the Fourth of July
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty days in the park
Original Lyrics:
Funny days in the park
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little children, always alone
Original Lyrics:
Listen, children, all is not lost.
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the park
"Saturday In The Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday steel guitar
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the park
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blind man still can tell stories his own way.
Original Lyrics:
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way.
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lonely day in the park
Original Lyrics:
Another day in the park
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
A real celebration, waiting for a song.
Original Lyrics:
A real celebration, waiting for us all
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been waiting such a long time
Forty days
Original Lyrics:
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another day in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Another day in the park
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could bar it, he say nothing
or
He could bar it, he say laughing
or
He could bar it, you say nothing
or
He could bar it, you say laughing
Original Lyrics:
Eicay varé, eisé nardé
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it was a faulty lie
Original Lyrics:
I think it was the 4th of July
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it was a pork and a ring
Original Lyrics:
I think it was the Fourth of July
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making Italian subs
Original Lyrics:
Singing Italian songs
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Missing children, oh they got lost.
Original Lyrics:
Listen, children, all is not lost.
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
People talking, readers smiling
Original Lyrics:
People talking, really smiling
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadder days in the park
I think he was telling a lie
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the park
I think it was the 4th of July
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sanity in the park
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the park
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday in the pub
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the Park
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday, (gibberish), I think it was the father's delight.
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, here in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July.
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven days in the park
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the park
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow motion writers fly the colors of the day
Original Lyrics:
Slow motion riders fly the colors of the day
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow roasted ice cream in the color of the day
Original Lyrics:
Slow motion riders fly the colors of the day
"Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny days in the park
Every day's the 4th of July
Original Lyrics:
Funny days in the park,
Every day's the Fourth of July
"Scrapbook"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimi brought some cannabis
Had us on the tour.
Original Lyrics:
Jimi was so kind to us
Had us on the tour.
"Show Me A Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to the line.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to the light.
"Show Me A Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there a threat we can hold on to?
Original Lyrics:
Is there a thread we can hold on to?
"Show Me A Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me a sine.
Original Lyrics:
Show me a sign.
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you still don't have to
Unless there's something that you’ve got to hide
We’ve got better things to do
Original Lyrics:
And if you still don't have a clue
Unless there's something else you've got in mind
We’ve got better things to do
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you still don't have to.
Unless there's something that you've got to hide
Original Lyrics:
And if you still don't have a clue.
Unless there's something else you've got in mind
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can stop you from getting away.
So, pay tonight
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can stop us from drifting away.
So stay the night
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
One thing I can tell you, I'm gonna be fair
Original Lyrics:
One thing I can tell you, make it perfectly clear
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stale nights
Original Lyrics:
Stay the night
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay the night
Sounds groovy, lucky for 2.
Original Lyrics:
Stay the night
There's room enough here for two.
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steak and eggs
Original Lyrics:
Stay the night
"Stay The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's room in love here for two
Original Lyrics:
There's room enough here for two
"Street Player"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beantown pullin' through my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirling through my mind.
"Street Player"
Misheard Lyrics:
Street signs flowing through my mind
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirling through my mind
This is exactly the same phrase later sampled by The Bucketheads in the mid-90s for their song "The Bomb."
"Street Player"
Misheard Lyrics:
These sounds fall into my mind
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirling through my mind
"Street Player"
Misheard Lyrics:
These sounds fall through my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirling through my mind.
"The Pull"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pleasures in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
And the flashes in my eyes
"The Pull"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recall the heat risin' from the ground in waves.
Original Lyrics:
I recall the heat risin' from the ground in a way.
"The Pull"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a judge, it kills me
Black rope hanging down
Original Lyrics:
Like a judge accusing
Black robe hanging down
"The Pull"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summers in Kansas often doomed.
Original Lyrics:
Summers in Kansas often do.
"The Pull"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I walk across the funky moon
or
Well I walk across the monkey moon
or
Well I walk across the monkey, oooh
or
Well I walk across the monkey, moo.
Original Lyrics:
Well I walk across the murky room.
"What Kind Of Man Would I Be?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh girl, if I could count all the streets as twice...
Original Lyrics:
Oh girl, if I could count all the sleepless nights...
"What Kind Of Man Would I Be?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa baby, who wouldn't want to have you in bed tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, who wouldn't want to have you in their lives?
"What Kind Of Man Would I Be?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, baby, who wouldn't want to have you in bed tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, baby, who wouldn't wanna have you in their lives?
"Will You Still Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
But then my daughter watched PAW Patrol
Original Lyrics:
But then my heart lost all control
"Will You Still Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep inside I'm always new
Original Lyrics:
Deep inside I always knew
"Will You Still Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had a thing to chew
Original Lyrics:
I never had a thing to prove
"Will You Still Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had a thing to do
Original Lyrics:
I never had a thing to prove
"Will You Still Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had a thing too crude
Original Lyrics:
I never had a thing to prove
"Will You Still Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had the things you do.
Original Lyrics:
I never had a thing to prove.
"Will You Still Love Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're old and alone.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're all that I know.
"Wishing You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michigan was here
Original Lyrics:
Wishing you were here
"Wishing You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road it's a h*** of a load
Original Lyrics:
On the road it's a heavy load
"Wishing You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Single show in a different town and another dime
or
Save our show in a different town for another time
(Later)
On a roll, it's a heavy load, and I'll get back
Original Lyrics:
Same old show in a different town on another time
(Later)
On the road, it's a heavy load, and I'll get by
"Wishing You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Single show in a different town and another dime
or
Save our show in a different town for another time
(later)
On a roll, it's a heavy load, and I'll get back
Original Lyrics:
Same old show in a different town on another time
(later)
On the road, it's a heavy load, and I'll get by
"Wishing You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Witchiepoo was here
Original Lyrics:
Wishing You Were Here
"You're Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen you dance in a legend in the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
I see you there, a silhouette in the moonlight.
"You're Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen you dance in a legend in the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
I see you there, a silhouette in the moonlight.
"You're Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too blind to civilize
Original Lyrics:
Too blind to see the light
"You're Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna be a sex story on the late night news.
Original Lyrics:
Wanna be a sad story on the late night news.
"You're Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not alone, throw me a bone.
Original Lyrics:
You're not alone, pick up the phone.
"You're The Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From tonight until the end of time
You should know (Yes, you need to know)
Everywhere I go
You're always on my mind
You're in my heart
You imbecile.
Original Lyrics:
From tonight until the end of time
You should know (Yes, you need to know)
Everywhere I go
You're always on my mind
You're in my heart
In my soul
"You're The Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to have you here with Satan
Original Lyrics:
I want to have you hear me sayin'...
"You're The Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to have you near me sayin'.
Original Lyrics:
I want to have you hear me sayin'
"You're The Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna have you hear me
I wanna have you here beside me.
Original Lyrics:
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'...
"You're The Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna have your deer meat
Original Lyrics:
Wanna have you near me
"You're The Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the insulation
Original Lyrics:
You're the inspiration
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't
Original Lyrics:
And I know
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I stole
Original Lyrics:
In my soul
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm old
Original Lyrics:
And I know
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been denied until the end of time
Original Lyrics:
From tonight until the end of time
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to have you here insane yeah
Original Lyrics:
I want to have you hear me sayin'
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you here with satan
Original Lyrics:
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'...
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You bring freedom to my life
Original Lyrics:
You bring feeling to my life
"You're the Inspiration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're past expiration
Original Lyrics:
You're the inspiration
"You’re Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the late night blues
Original Lyrics:
On the late night news

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