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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Catatonia

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Catatonia that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Catatonia on amIright currently.

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"Arabian Derby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue cup of tea
Yeah, he sleeps with the fishes.
Original Lyrics:
That Luca Brasi
Ah, he sleeps with the fishes.
"Bulimic Beats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cheated but I'm a lady
Original Lyrics:
I treat him like a lady
"I Am The Mob" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue cup of tea,
yeah he sleeps with the fishes
Original Lyrics:
That Luca Brasi
ah, he sleeps with the fishes
"Mulder And Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be John Pinches.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping ship.
"Mulder And Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping shit
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping ship.
"Mulder And Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather beach, I'm pinchin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping ship.
"Mulder And Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather stay bored and lonely
or
I'd rather stay old and lonely
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather stay bold and lonely
"Mulder and Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be a kiss for Mulder and Scully
Original Lyrics:
Could this be a case for Mulder and Scully
"Mulder and Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive a B jump-in Chev
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping ship
"Mulder and Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive a station wagon.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping ship.
"Mulder and Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive estates bold and lonely.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather stay bold and lonely.
"Mulder and Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find myself constipated
Original Lyrics:
I find myself captivated
"Mulder and Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found myself trumping and straining.
Original Lyrics:
I find myself jumping straight in.
"Mulder and Scully" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be drunk and sick I find myself trumping straight in
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping ship I find myself jumping straight in
"Road Rage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive a big jumping shed
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be jumping ship
"Road Rage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If all you've got to prove today is your innocence
Jump down, you're as guilty as can be
Original Lyrics:
If all you've got to prove today is your innocence
Calm down, you're as guilty as can be
"Road Rage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to you boyo driving me crazy
Original Lyrics:
It's up to you boy, you're driving me crazy
"Road Rage" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me roses
Original Lyrics:
You give me road rage

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