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There are 45 misheard song lyrics for Cast of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on amIright currently.
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"(I've Got a) Golden Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I've got a goddamn ticket
(later)
And with a goddamn ticket
It's a goddamn day
(later)
And with a goddamn ticket
It's a goddamn day
Original Lyrics:
'cause I've got a golden ticket
(later)
And with a golden ticket
It's a golden day
(later)
And with a golden ticket
It's a golden day
"(I've Got a) Golden Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't be dumb
Original Lyrics:
It couldn't be done
"Cheer Up, Charlie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Carly
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Charlie
"Everlasting Gobstoppers/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's repulsive, the voltage is wrong
Original Lyrics:
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
"Everlasting Gobstoppers/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that a gal does
Original Lyrics:
The way that a cow does
"Everlasting Gobstoppers/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that a gal does
Original Lyrics:
The way that a cow does
"Golden Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got a golden dickhead
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got a golden ticket
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
10,000 tons of Irish Spring
Original Lyrics:
10,000 tons of ice cream
Irish Spring is a brand of soap.
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blaming the kids, 'cause the lion's a...shame
Original Lyrics:
Blaming the kids is a lie and a...shame
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the worst
I want the hole worst
I want the hole worst
Original Lyrics:
I want the works
I want the whole works
I want the whole works
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pampers are spoiled like a Lykoi kitten with out it’s mittens
Original Lyrics:
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pampers are spoiled like a Siamese...cat!
Original Lyrics:
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese...cat!
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mother and the f**ker
Original Lyrics:
The mother and the father
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Javanese cat
...
The mother and the K’erz
Pampered and spoiled like a Javanese cat
...
The mother and the K’erz
Original Lyrics:
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
...
The mother and the father
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
...
The mother and the father
What do you get when your kid is a brat and pees on your Javanese cat?
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you blame when your kid is a...rat?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you blame when your kid is a...brat?
"I Want It Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you play when your kid is a...threat?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you blame when your kid is a...brat?
"I Want It Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care hoe I want it now!
Original Lyrics:
Don't care how I want it now!
"I Want It Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the what. I want the whole what.
Original Lyrics:
I want the world. I want the whole world.
"I Want it Now/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
End of the world
Original Lyrics:
I want the world
"I Want it Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the homework
Original Lyrics:
I want the whole world/works
"Oompa Loompa - Augustus Gloop"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not greetings, you will go fart
Original Lyrics:
If you're not greedy, you will go far
"Oompa Loompa - Augustus Gloop"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get when you guzzle down tweets?
Original Lyrics:
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
"Oompa Loompa songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will go fart
Original Lyrics:
You will go far
"Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion-a shame
Original Lyrics:
A lie and a shame
"Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oompa Loompa, Poompatee Poomp
Original Lyrics:
Oompa Loompa, Doompadee Doo
"Oompa-Loompa Song #5"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get from a color TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3.
A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3.
Original Lyrics:
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3.
A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3.
"Oompa-Loompa Song (Mike)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pain in the neck and the neck, you are free.
Original Lyrics:
A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3.
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and see
Original Lyrics:
Come with me
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every one of you paradise.
Original Lyrics:
If you want to view paradise.
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a new pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
If you want to view paradise
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a new pair of guys
Original Lyrics:
If you want to view paradise
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a new paradise
Original Lyrics:
If you want to view paradise
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a new paradise
Original Lyrics:
If you want to view paradise
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no wife I know
Original Lyrics:
There is no life I know
"Pure Imagination"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will defy--cookie!--exclamation...
Original Lyrics:
Will defy--(whacks pointer on railing)--exclamation...
"The Candy Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And makes it all taste good
Original Lyrics:
And makes the world taste good
"The Candy Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satisfying and malicious
Original Lyrics:
Satisfying and delicious
"The Candy Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satisfying and religious
Original Lyrics:
Satisfying and delicious
"The Candy Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satisfying and religious
Original Lyrics:
Satisfying and delicious
"The Candy Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can even take the pictures
Original Lyrics:
You can even make the dishes
"Veruca Salt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blaming the kid is a lioness' shame.
Original Lyrics:
Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame.
"Wonkamobile, Wonkavision/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get from Pluto TV?
Original Lyrics:
What do you get from a glut of TV?
"Wonkamobile, Wonkavision/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get from a lot in 3D?
Original Lyrics:
What do you get from a glut of TV?
"Wonkamobile, Wonkavision/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you get from just watching TV?
Original Lyrics:
What do you get from a glut of TV?
"Wonkamobile, Wonkavision/Oompa Loompa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you try simply greeting a book?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
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