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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Cast of 'The Sound Of Music' on amIright currently.

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"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A prow!
Original Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A flipper to Bridget, a willow, or wisp of cloud.
Original Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clippety-sticks and clippety-sticks, a clown!
Original Lyrics:
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
NOTE: Some pressings actually show this title as "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" in order to differentiate from other songs simply titled "Maria."
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's got her a** into the abbey.
Original Lyrics:
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey.
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always late for chapel
But her pantyhose is real.
Original Lyrics:
She's always late for chapel
But her penitence is real.
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
Fall in every stream.
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream.
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cum every mountain
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly every mountain
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From every mountain
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
"Do Re Mi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden song
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to rum
So - a needle pulling threat
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with Chad and Brett
That will bring us back to dope
Original Lyrics:
Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden sun
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to run
So - a needle pulling thread
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do
"Do Re Mi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa - a wrong, wrong way to go
Original Lyrics:
Fa - a long, long way to run
"Do Re Mi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray, a drop of golden scum
Me, a name I call myself
Fart, a long long way to run.
Original Lyrics:
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa', a long long way to run.
"Do-Re-Mi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a bloke who lives next door
Original Lyrics:
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
"Edelweiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aim le vice
Original Lyrics:
Edelweiss
"Edelweiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloomberg grown forever
Original Lyrics:
Bloom and grow forever
"Edelweiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cling on tight
Original Lyrics:
Clean and bright
"Edelweiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coronavirus, Coronavirus
Every morning you greet me
Original Lyrics:
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
"Edelweiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, little fox! Hey little fox
Original Lyrics:
Edelweiss, edelweiss
"Edelweiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonesome and slowly, you bloom and blow.
Original Lyrics:
Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow.
"Edelweiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You look happy to me, t'me.
Original Lyrics:
You look happy to meet me.
"How Can Love Survive?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot dial out a meal for you.
Original Lyrics:
I cannot die like Camille for you.
"How Can Love Survive?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot die like a meal for you
Original Lyrics:
I cannot die like Camille for you.
"How Can Love Survive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Gareth Room's "The Way Upstairs", the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
Original Lyrics:
In garret rooms away upstairs, the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you hold a moomin in your hand?
Original Lyrics:
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Aaliyah?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you solve the problem, diarrhea?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
"Maria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you solve your father's diary, huh?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Washington, D.C.
Original Lyrics:
When the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the dog fights
Original Lyrics:
When the dog bites
"Sixteen Going On Seventeen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm not Eve.
Original Lyrics:
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm naïve.
"Sixteen Going On Seventeen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagiladandies. Drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those?
Original Lyrics:
Bachelor dandies, Drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those?
"Sixteen Going on Seventeen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You need someone bolder and whiter
Original Lyrics:
You need someone older and wiser
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause thou hast gone to bed, then so must I.
Original Lyrics:
The sun has gone to bed and so must I.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Achoo, achoo
Original Lyrics:
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curfew, curfew, to you and you and you
Original Lyrics:
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do, how do
Original Lyrics:
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I do, I do
Original Lyrics:
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, farewell!
Oh, why are we insane?
Original Lyrics:
So long, farewell,
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen!
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, farewell, are we to say good night?
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, fairwell, are we to say Nadieu?
Nadieu, nadieu, to yeu and yeu and yeu
So long, farewell, oh what are we to say?
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne?
So long, farewell, are we to say goodbye?
I lee vand hee va siyandsay goodbye -- Goodbye!
Original Lyrics:
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, farewell, our feet are saying goodnight
Original Lyrics:
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, farewell
Oh what are we to say?
Original Lyrics:
So long, farewell
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got pie.
Original Lyrics:
Auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High on a hill was a lovely goat that heard...
Original Lyrics:
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High on the ceiling's a lonely goatherd
Original Lyrics:
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High on the kill was a lovely goatherd
Original Lyrics:
High on the hills was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men with a beard
Original Lyrics:
Men drinking beer
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What to wet for a girl and goat heard
Original Lyrics:
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are alive
Original Lyrics:
The hills are alive

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