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"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A prow!
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
A flipper to Bridget, a willow, or wisp of cloud.
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Clippety-sticks and clippety-sticks, a clown!
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
NOTE: Some pressings actually show this title as "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" in order to differentiate from other songs simply titled "Maria."
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's got her a** into the abbey.
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey.
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
She's always late for chapel
But her pantyhose is real.
She's always late for chapel
But her penitence is real.
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Climb every mountain
Fall in every stream.
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream.
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Cum every mountain
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Fly every mountain
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
From every mountain
Climb every mountain
Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden song
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to rum
So - a needle pulling threat
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with Chad and Brett
That will bring us back to dope
Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden sun
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to run
So - a needle pulling thread
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do
Fa - a wrong, wrong way to go
Fa - a long, long way to run
Ray, a drop of golden scum
Me, a name I call myself
Fart, a long long way to run.
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa', a long long way to run.
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a bloke who lives next door
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Bloomberg grown forever
Bloom and grow forever
Cling on tight
Clean and bright
Coronavirus, Coronavirus
Every morning you greet me
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Hey, little fox! Hey little fox
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Lonesome and slowly, you bloom and blow.
Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow.
You look happy to me, t'me.
You look happy to meet me.
"How Can Love Survive?" (MP3)
I cannot dial out a meal for you.
I cannot die like Camille for you.
"How Can Love Survive?" (MP3)
I cannot die like a meal for you
I cannot die like Camille for you.
"How Can Love Survive" (MP3)
In Gareth Room's "The Way Upstairs", the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
In garret rooms away upstairs, the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
How do you hold a moomin in your hand?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
How do you solve a problem like Aaliyah?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you solve the problem, diarrhea?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you solve your father's diary, huh?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Washington, D.C.
When the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
When the dog fights
When the dog bites
"Sixteen Going On Seventeen" (MP3)
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm not Eve.
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm naïve.
"Sixteen Going On Seventeen" (MP3)
Vagiladandies. Drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those?
Bachelor dandies, Drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those?
"Sixteen Going on Seventeen" (MP3)
You need someone bolder and whiter
You need someone older and wiser
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
'Cause thou hast gone to bed, then so must I.
The sun has gone to bed and so must I.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Achoo, achoo
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Curfew, curfew, to you and you and you
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
How do, how do
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
I do, I do
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell!
Oh, why are we insane?
So long, farewell,
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen!
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell, are we to say good night?
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, fairwell, are we to say Nadieu?
Nadieu, nadieu, to yeu and yeu and yeu
So long, farewell, oh what are we to say?
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne?
So long, farewell, are we to say goodbye?
I lee vand hee va siyandsay goodbye -- Goodbye!
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell, our feet are saying goodnight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell
Oh what are we to say?
So long, farewell
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
We've got pie.
Auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on a hill was a lovely goat that heard...
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on the ceiling's a lonely goatherd
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on the kill was a lovely goatherd
High on the hills was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Men with a beard
Men drinking beer
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
What to wet for a girl and goat heard
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
The kids are alive
The hills are alive