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"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A prow!
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
A flipper to Bridget, a willow, or wisp of cloud.
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
Clippety-sticks and clippety-sticks, a clown!
A flibbertigibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
NOTE: Some pressings actually show this title as "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?" in order to differentiate from other songs simply titled "Maria."
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's got her a** into the abbey.
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the abbey.
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Maria?"
She's always late for chapel
But her pantyhose is real.
She's always late for chapel
But her penitence is real.
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Climb every mountain, fall in every stream
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Climb every mountain, fall in every street
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Follow every rainbow, till you find a bream
A bream that will need all the love you can give
Every day of your life for as long as you live
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream
A dream that will need all the love you can give
Every day of your life for as long as you live
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Climb every mountain, swim every sea
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Climb every mountain
Fall in every stream.
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream.
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Cum every mountain
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Fired every mountain
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Fly every mountain
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Flying every mountain
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Follow every raindrop, till you find your dream
Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
From every mountain
Climb every mountain
"Climb Every Mountain" (MP3)
Library mountain
Climb every mountain
Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden song
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to rum
So - a needle pulling threat
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with Chad and Brett
That will bring us back to dope
Do - a deer, a female deer
Re - a drop of golden sun
Mi - a name I call myself
Fa - a long long way to run
So - a needle pulling thread
La - a note to follow so
Ti - a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do
Do, I hear a female deer
Do, a deer, a female deer
Do, a beer, a female beer
or
Do, a beard, a female beard
Do, a deer, a female deer
Do, a deer, a shemale deer
Do, a deer, a female deer
Doe Ray Me Far Sew La Tea
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti
Doe a deer, a teenage deer
Doe a deer, a female deer
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a bloke who lives next door
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Fa - a wrong, wrong way to go
Fa - a long, long way to run
Far, a longer way to run.
(Later)
Tea, a drink with Jan and Fred.
Far, a long, long way to run.
(Later)
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Far, a longer way to run
…
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair
Far, a long, long way to run
...
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
Ray, a drop of golden scum
Me, a name I call myself
Fart, a long long way to run.
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa', a long long way to run.
Tea - a drink with German bread
Tea - a drink with jam and bread
Tea, I drink with German bread
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
Tea, I drink with Lemon Pledge.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, a drink with Jems and bread.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, to drink at supper time.
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
Ti, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with Jamon bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with Jan and Ted
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with Janet Brett
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with gin and bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Ti, a drink with jam and hair.
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a bloke who lives next door
Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Aide of rice, Aide of rice
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my hometown forever
Bless my home land forever
Bless my hometown forever
Bless my homeland forever
Bloomberg grown forever
Bloom and grow forever
Cling on tight
Clean and bright
Coronavirus, Coronavirus
Every morning you greet me
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Cradle vise, Cradle vise, bless my hometown forever.
Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless my homeland forever.
Cradle vise, cradle vise, bless my homeland forever.
Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless my homeland forever.
Hey, little fox! Hey little fox
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Lonesome and slowly, you bloom and blow.
Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow.
Lots of old snow, may you bloom and grow.
Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow.
Off with the snowmen you bloomin' go.
Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow.
Small and white, clean and bright,
You look happy to me, to me.
Small and white, clean and bright,
You look happy to meet me.
Vlos em shnow.
Blossom of snow.
You look happy to me, t'me.
You look happy to meet me.
"How Can Love Survive?" (MP3)
I cannot dial out a meal for you.
I cannot die like Camille for you.
"How Can Love Survive?" (MP3)
I cannot die like a meal for you
I cannot die like Camille for you.
"How Can Love Survive?" (MP3)
In Gareth Room's "The Way Upstairs", the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
In garret rooms away upstairs, the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
"How Can Love Survive" (MP3)
In Gareth Room's "The Way Upstairs", the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
In garret rooms away upstairs, the lovers
Starve and snuggle.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
A Captain with seven children
Wants a fearsome rubber bat
A Captain with seven children?
What's so fearsome about that?
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
A Captain with seven children?
What's so fearsome, Mother Bat?
A Captain with seven children?
What's so fearsome about that?
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
I'm a string of the things I am seeking.
or
I'm a stream of the things I am seeking.
I must dream of the things I am seeking.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
I've belonged to adventure
To do the things I've never did.
I've always longed for adventure
To do the things I've never dared.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Now here I'm pacing adventure.
Now here I'm facing adventure.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Now here I'm pacing adventure.
Now here I'm facing adventure.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Strength doesn't lie in numbers.
Strength doesn't lie in wells.
Strength doesn't lie in numbers.
Strength doesn't lie in wealth.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, wake up!
It's heavenly. All I trust I leave my heart to.
or
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, wake up! It's heaven.
All I trust I leave my heart to.
or
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, wake up! It's healthy.
All I trust I leave my heart to.
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, wake up!
It tells me, all I trust I leave my heart to.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
What's so fearsome, Mother Bat?
What's so fearsome about that?
How do you hold a moomin in your hand?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
How do you solve a problem like Aaliyah?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you solve the problem, diarrhea?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you solve your father's diary, huh?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Brown paper packages tied up in springs
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Brown paper packages tied up with springs
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and Shih Tzus with Poodles
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
I simply remember my favorite Kings
And then I don't feel so Dad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
I simply remember my favorite Kings
And then I don't feel so bed
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
I simply remember my favorite Kings
And then I don't feel so mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
I simply remember my favorite dreams
And then I don't feel so Dad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
I simply remember my favorite dreams
And then I don't feel so bad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
I simply remember my favorite dreams
And then I don't feel so bed
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
I simply remember my favorite dreams
And then I don't feel so glad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Raindrops on roses and whispers and kittens
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Raindrops on roses and whispers on kittens
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Red paper packages
Brown paper packages
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
These are a few of my favorite Kings
These are a few of my favorite things
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
These are a few of my favorite dreams
These are a few of my favorite things
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Washington, D.C.
When the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
When I'm seasick
When the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
When the bee sings
When the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
When the dog barks, when the bee stinks
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
When the dog fights
When the dog bites
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
When the door bites, when the bee stings
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
When the door's tight
When the dog bites
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Whispers and kittens
Whiskers on kittens
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Whispers on kittens
Whiskers on kittens
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Wild geese that fly with no poop on their wings.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Woggies that fly with the moon on their wings
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
"Sixteen Going On Seventeen" (MP3)
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm not Eve.
I am sixteen going on seventeen.
I know that I'm naïve.
"Sixteen Going On Seventeen" (MP3)
Vagiladandies. Drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those?
Bachelor dandies, Drinkers of brandies. What do I know of those?
"Sixteen Going on Seventeen" (MP3)
Vagiladandies. Drinkers of brandies.
What do I know of those?
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies.
What do I know of those?
"Sixteen Going on Seventeen" (MP3)
You need someone bolder and whiter
You need someone older and wiser
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
'Cause thou hast gone to bed, then so must I.
The sun has gone to bed and so must I.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Achoo, achoo
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Auf wiedersehen, we've got pie.
Auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
Curfew, curfew, to you and you and you
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
F*** you, f*** you, and you and you and you
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
F*** you, f*** you, to you and you and you
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
How do, how do
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
I do, I do
Adieu, adieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell!
Oh, why are we insane?
So long, farewell,
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen!
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell, are we to say good night?
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, fairwell, are we to say Nadieu?
Nadieu, nadieu, to yeu and yeu and yeu
So long, farewell, oh what are we to say?
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne?
So long, farewell, are we to say goodbye?
I lee vand hee va siyandsay goodbye -- Goodbye!
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell, our feet are saying good-bye
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good-bye
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell, our feet are saying goodnight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell, up yours you pain, good night.
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So long, farewell
Oh what are we to say?
So long, farewell
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen.
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
So tall, pare tale, love isn't in sight,
I hate to see such a pretty sight,
I want you and you to leave with me too,
Abu Abu to you and you and you
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
The sun has gone to bed and so has the time
The sun has gone to bed and so must I
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
The sun has gone to bed and some must die
The sun has gone to bed and so must I
"So Long, Farewell" (MP3)
We've got pie.
Auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on a hill stood a lonely goat turd.
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd.
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on a hill there's a lonely goat turd
High on a hill there's a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on a hill was a lonely goat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on a hill was a lovely goat that heard...
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on a hill was a lovely goat that heard
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on the ceiling's a lonely goatherd
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on the hill sits a lonely goat turd
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
High on the kill was a lovely goatherd
High on the hills was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Men with a beard with the foam afloat heard
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Men with a beard
Men drinking beer
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
O-old lady o' de lake-o, o-old lady o' de lake
O-old lady o' de lake-o, lady o' de leak ole.
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay.
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
What a duet for a girl and goat turd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
What kind of bee eats a poison goat-turd; Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O who?
What a duet for a girl and goatherd, Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
What kind of bee eats a poison goat-turd;
Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O who?
What a duet for a girl and goatherd,
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
What to wet for a girl and goat heard
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
I know I will hear what I've heard in forlorn
I know I will hear what I've heard before
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
I know I will hear what I've heard in the floor
I know I will hear what I've heard before
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
I know I will hear what I've heard the four
I know I will hear what I've heard before
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And the sing once a roar
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And the sing was a roar
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And the sing was born
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
My heart will be the last with the sound of music
And the sing was born
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
My heart will be the last with the sound of music
And the sing was the door
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
The kids are alive with the sound of music
The hills are alive with the sound of music
"The Sound of Music" (MP3)
The kids are alive
The hills are alive