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There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Cast of 'Evita' on amIright currently.
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"And The Money Kept Rolling In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accountants only slow things down
Figures gained the way.
Figures gained the way.
Original Lyrics:
Accountants only slow things down
Figures get in the way.
Figures get in the way.
"Buenos Aires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of Dutch quality
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality
"Buenos Aires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of Dutch quality
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality
"Buenos Aires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of SpongeBob and me
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality
"Buenos Aires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of some poverty
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality
"Buenos Aires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of stop quality
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality
"Buenos Aires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of stuck on me
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality
"Buenos Aires" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a little touch of stuffed poverty
Original Lyrics:
Just a little touch of star quality
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Ike and Tina.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't buy for me Orangina
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry for me Argentina
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't resist us
Original Lyrics:
My mad resistance
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kept my brothers
Original Lyrics:
I kept my promise
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kept my condoms
Original Lyrics:
I kept my promise
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've kept my problems
Original Lyrics:
I've kept my promise
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've kept my pumice
Don't keep your disco
Don't keep your disco
Original Lyrics:
I've kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
Don't keep your distance
"Eva And Magaldi/Eva, Beware Of The City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be in wanna be in Buenos Aires (big at home!)
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be a part of B.A., Buenos Aires, Big Apple.
"Eva Beware the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I played your silly games all right, didn't I?
Original Lyrics:
I played your city games all right, didn't I?
"Goodnight And Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being on the wild is as far as it goes.
Original Lyrics:
Fame on the wireless as far as it goes.
"Goodnight And Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when we will heart we will heart?
Original Lyrics:
But when we were hot we were hot.
"Goodnight And Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
One little frolic
With 'New Escargot Licks'.
With 'New Escargot Licks'.
Original Lyrics:
One little frolic
With new Zazz carbolic.
With new Zazz carbolic.
"Goodnight And Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs a man she fill with her eyes
With fingers in dozens of Pillsbury pies.
With fingers in dozens of Pillsbury pies.
Original Lyrics:
She needs a man she can monopolize
With fingers in dozens of different pies.
With fingers in dozens of different pies.
"I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Peron!
Original Lyrics:
Colonel Peron
"Night Of A Thousand Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was seen, Magaldi.
Who has the distinction of being the first man
To be affused to Eva Duarte?
Who has the distinction of being the first man
To be affused to Eva Duarte?
Original Lyrics:
Agustin Magaldi
Who has the distinction of being the first man
To be of use to Eva Duarte.
Who has the distinction of being the first man
To be of use to Eva Duarte.
"Night Of A Thousand Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was then Magaldi
Who had the distinction of the the first man
To be of use to Eva Duarte.
Who had the distinction of the the first man
To be of use to Eva Duarte.
Original Lyrics:
Agustin Magaldi
Who has the distinction of being the first man
To be of use to Eva Duarte.
Who has the distinction of being the first man
To be of use to Eva Duarte.
"Night Of A Thousand Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
On that magical day when you first came my way
Little whore.
Little whore.
Original Lyrics:
On that magical day when you first came my way
Mi Amor.
Mi Amor.
"Oh What a Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing your verse, 'cuz you got it wrong.
See your friends, 'cuz you haven't gone long.
See your friends, 'cuz you haven't gone long.
Original Lyrics:
Sing you fools, 'cuz you got it wrong. Say your prayers, 'cuz you haven't got long.
"On This Night of A Thousand Stars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be a part of B.A.
Buenos Aires
Big A**hole.
Buenos Aires
Big A**hole.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be a part of B.A.
Buenos Aires
Big Apple.
Buenos Aires
Big Apple.
"Peron's Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the bartering halls of the well-to-do.
Original Lyrics:
At the watering-holes of the well-to-do.
"Peron's Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or she could be his a** hole.
Original Lyrics:
Or she could be his last whore.
"Peron's Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
She should know that she's not bait
To be liable to be late
Sl*t! Dangerous games
To be liable to be late
Sl*t! Dangerous games
Original Lyrics:
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud, but to be laid
Sl*t! Dangerous jade
To be loud, but to be laid
Sl*t! Dangerous jade
"Peron's Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a shame she wouldn't enter our entrusion
How unfortunate this person has forced us to be blunt
No we wouldn't mind seeing her bad whore house.
How unfortunate this person has forced us to be blunt
No we wouldn't mind seeing her bad whore house.
Original Lyrics:
Such a shame she wandered into our enclosure
How unfortunate this person has forced us to be blunt
No we wouldn't mind seeing her at Harrod's.
How unfortunate this person has forced us to be blunt
No we wouldn't mind seeing her at Harrod's.
"Peron's Latest Flame"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have bellowed ourselves insane
We have completely lost our brain
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the lawn to mow.
We have completely lost our brain
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the lawn to mow.
Original Lyrics:
We have allowed ourselves to slip
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know.
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know.
"Rainbow High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be rain or shine
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be rainbow high
"Rainbow Tour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you've just acquired an ally
Who looks as secure in his jap as you.
Who looks as secure in his jap as you.
Original Lyrics:
So you've just acquired an ally
Who looks as secure in his job as you.
Who looks as secure in his job as you.
"Requiem For Evita" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aquarium eternal dona Evita
Original Lyrics:
Requiem aeternum dona Evita
"The Lady's Got Potential"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that Juan-guy was wetting his pants.
Original Lyrics:
But one guy doesn't dirty his hands.
"The Lady's Got Potential"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw Mussolini's rise from the belly from Rome.
Original Lyrics:
Saw Mussolini's rise from the very front row.
"The Lady's Got Potential"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dot-com roulette ruled as democracy dies.
Original Lyrics:
The tank and bullet ruled as democracy dies.
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