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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cast of Chicago that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Cast of Chicago on amIright currently.

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"All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And old man jazz
Original Lyrics:
And all that jazz
"All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a flat, we're playing fast and loose
Original Lyrics:
Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose.
"All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a glass, we're playing fast and loose.
Original Lyrics:
Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose.
"All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a glass, we're playing fast and loose.
Original Lyrics:
Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose.
"All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she'll wear apart her girdle
Original Lyrics:
Show her where to park her girdle
"All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the chairman's called
Original Lyrics:
Where the gin is cold
"All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the gym is cold and the Sahara's hot
Original Lyrics:
Where the gin is cold and the piano's hot
"All the Jazz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bruise my knees
Original Lyrics:
Rogue my knees
"Cell Block Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now for the last number in Iraq
Original Lyrics:
Now for the last number in our act
"Class"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't no ladies now
There's only pimps and whores.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't no ladies now
There's only pigs and whores.
"Mr. Cellophane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cellobob, Mr Cellobob
Shoulda bob di bob, Mr. Cellobob.
Original Lyrics:
Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane
Shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane.
"Mr. Cellophane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane
Should I bend my name, Mr. Cellophane?
Original Lyrics:
Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane
Shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane.
"Razzle Dazzle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give em the old circle jerker
Phlegm and phlummox 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Give em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em.

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Understanding: 2.8
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Selected Albums

Chicago - The Musical (1998 London Cast)
Chicago - The Musical (1998 London Cast)