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There are 29 misheard song lyrics for The Buzzcocks on amIright currently.
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I, I want you
On top of me.
I, I want you
Autonomy.
"Boredom"
I've taken the tacos from the kedgeree.
I've taken this extravagant journey.
"Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've" (MP3)
You stir my natural emulsions
You spurn my natural emotions
Sorry, the left paren ) won't fit at the end, due to a character limit.
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
Every morning I'll be on my way
Everybody's happy nowadays
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
I was tired of being on set
I was tired of being upset
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
Laps of illusion, love is a dream
or
Last illusion, love is a dream
Life's the illusion, love is the dream
"Everybody’s Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
I was tired of being innocent
I was tired of being upset
"Everybody’s Happy Nowadays" (MP3)
I was tired of being on the set
I was tired of being upset
"Fast Cars"
I hate fuzzcocks.
I hate fast cars.
"Harmony in My Head" (MP3)
I listen to the Hi-C wailing sounds in a queue
I listen to the high street wailing sounds in a queue
I'm skipping the pages of a book
that takes ages for the photo to end
I'm skipping the pages of a book
that takes ages for the foreword to end
I thought you were so innocent
Until I got my penis bent.
I thought you were so innocent
Until I got my fingers burnt.
I was soaked in ketchup.
I was slow to catch on.
Any result to me that life can offer
And it means more to me than life can offer
Don't want to end up like no 91er.
Don't want to end up like no nine-day wonder.
Bitchy Girls, Bitchy Boys
Pretty Girls, Pretty Boys
Butchers' assistants and Val Hobbs
Butchers' assistants and bellhops
I'm an all gas-o-matic.
I'm an orgasm addict.
With Newsweek magazine
With dirty magazines
You're an all gas-o-matic.
You're an orgasm addict.
This a quick correction of my earlier submission (You're, not I'm)
Which made all other lovers' food
Which made all other lovers fools
'Cause I don't let you
'Cause I don't get you
I only get superstars
I only get sleepless nights
I'd not wanna make it
I just need to break it
I'm not on the make
I just need a break
What to like it?
What do I get?
Once you are dead Oh oh once you are dead Once you are dead Oh oh once you are dead
What do I get Oh oh what do I get What do I get Oh oh what do I get
Want you all dead, oh oh, want you all dead
What do I get , oh oh, what do I get
"Whatever Happened To?" (MP3)
Whatever happened to Courtney Love?
Whatever happened to plug-in love?