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I'm happy to be alone
It's so gay.
I'm happy to be alone
It's okay.
Don't think about you at night
I'm happy to be alone
It's so gay
But that was yesterday.
Don't think about you at night
I'm happy to be alone
It's ok
But that was yesterday.
And that's the way the sniper's gonna end.
And that's the way this night is gonna end.
I missed my chance when we flew over France.
I messed my pants when we flew over France.
My c*** has got no icing.
My Coke has got no ice in.
My cake has got no icing now.
My Coke has got no ice in.
My cupcake has no icing.
My Coke has got no ice in.
Threw p***s down the aisle.
Threw peanuts down the aisle.
Throwing my penus down the aisle
Stupid, but it made you smile.
Throwing peanuts down the aisle
Stupid, but it made you smile.
Throwing p**** down the aisle.
Throwing peanuts down the aisle.
"Britney Spears"
Wanna screw you in a farm, you look so good.
In school uniform, you look so good.
"Crash The Wedding" (MP3)
'Cos she's so right for me
Her daddy is cerise
He's always hated me
'Cos I never got a G-O-B.
'Cos she's so right for me
Her daddy disagrees
He's always hated me
'Cos I never got a J-O-B.
Not many pop songs can give Felix Mendelssohn a writing credit. Thanks to the sample of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' at the start, this one, er, can.
Wanna be afraid
Wanna be a fake
S*** has stink on.
Should have stayed calm.
Sais things I didn't mean
S*** has stink on.
Said things I didn't mean
Should have stayed calm.
"Mrs. Robinson"
Heaven holds no place for those gays.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
And sex will improve my face.
And shocks went through my veins.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
And sharks swim through my face.
And shocks went through my veins.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
I'm sleeping with Dido.
I'm sleeping with the light on.
"Sleeping With The Light On" (MP3)
Sleeping with the lions
Sleeping with the light on
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
I guess that's why my monks are getting so high.
or
I guess that's why my mumps are getting so high.
I guess that's why my marks are getting so high.
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
That's what I go to school for
Even though it isn't real boy.
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore.
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
That's what I go to school for
I know it is a relborg.
That's what I go to school for
I know it is a real bore.
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
What a girl is good for
What I go to school for
"What I Go to School For" (MP3)
Schoolgirls aren't that fancy
Not like Miss Mackenzie
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
"What I Go to School For" (MP3)
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a rainbow.
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore.
"What I Go to School For" (MP3)
When I was told by dad "Now what d'you go to school for?", "Now, what d'you go to school for?"
When you told me that I’m what you go to school for, I'm what you go to school for
But you make a painter have to hide the lies
But your make-up ain't enough to hide the lies
You've always been this way since high school
The day she sank without.
You've always been this way since high school
Flirtacious and quite loud.
Eyes to the hips, to the year 3000.
I took a trip to the year 3000
Hate that a**hole Michael Jackson.
It had outsold Michael Jackson.
I said I've been to wank my bottom.
I said I've been to the year 3000.
I took a s*** to the Year 3000.
I took a trip to the Year 3000.
I went out to the backyard
To find out if it was one of those rent boys.
I went out to the backyard
To find out if it was one of those rowdy boys.
Like we wanted to film the scene, yeah yeah
He said I've been to the year three thousand
How much they've changed and they live underwater.
Like the one in the film I've seen, yeah yeah
He said I've been to the year three thousand
Not much has changed but they live underwater.
One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out
If it was one of those rent boys.
One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out
If it was one of those rowdy boys.
Stood there was my neighbour
Can't beat her and a flux capacitor
Stood there was my neighbour
Called Peter and a flux capacitor
Stood there with my neighbor Com Beta
And a first class President.
Stood there was my neighbor called Peter
And a flux capacitor.
Stood there, was my neighbour, called Peter
And a front seat passenger.
Stood there was my neighbour, called Peter
And a Flux Cappasiter.
Triple breasted airmail swam around town totally naked.
Triple breasted women swam around town totally naked.
Was my neighbour, can't beat her.
Was my neighbour, called Peter.
Yes! I've dreamed of the Year 3000
Yes! I've been to the Year 3000
Not now, Nana!
Na, na, na, na!
On the day that I crashed the moon
On the day that I crashed and burned.
On the pavement, I crashed and burned.
On the day that I crashed and burned.