Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brotherhood of Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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There are 11 misheard song lyrics for Brotherhood of Man on amIright currently.
"Figaro"
If you're really good
If you're willing girl
"Figaro"
You'll see him down on the bench
You'll see him down on the beach
"Save All Your Kisses For Me"
Kippers for tea
Kisses for me
"Save Your Kisses for Me"
Though it hurts to blow away
Though it hurts to go away
"Save Your Kisses for Me"
Though it turns the other way
Though it hurts to go away
"United We Stand"
And if our Batmobile be against the wall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
"United We Stand"
Divided we stand, united we fall
United we stand, divided we fall
"United We Stand"
For the night is still dead
For United We Stand
"United We Stand"
For united we stand, divided we fall
and if our pension ever be against the world we'll be together
together you and I
For united we stand, divided we fall
and if our backs should ever be against the wall
we'll be together, together you and I
At the time, I knew "pension" was a word but I had no idea what it meant.
"United We Stand"
United we stand, divided we fall
And if our Jack should ever pee against the wall
United we stand, divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
"United We Stand"
United we stand, divided we fall
And if our brats should ever pee against the wall
United we stand, divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall