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"Against The Grain"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'd like to f*** their sister.
Original Lyrics:
They'd like to buck the system.
"Against the Grain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own booze
Of makin' my own booze
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own rules
Of makin' my own rules
"Ain't Going Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til she hears a screaming slamming.
Original Lyrics:
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
"Ain't Going Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Til she hears the gears slamming.
Original Lyrics:
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
"Ain't Going Down ('Til The Sun Comes Up)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five o'clock, it's Mr. Strait.
Original Lyrics:
Five o'clock, that rooster's crowing.
"Ain't Going Down Til The Sun Comes Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the soup comes up
Original Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the sun comes up
"Cold Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of doors
or
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of nowhere
or
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of nowhere
Original Lyrics:
Eighteen wheels anchored somewhere out of Dover.
"Don't Cross The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cross the river if you can't spend the time.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the deer chases
My balloons away
My balloons away
Original Lyrics:
And the beer chases
My blues away
My blues away
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my poots, I s*** in my boots.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie and vest..
and ruined your black tie and vest..
or
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots,
and a ranger black tie affair
and a ranger black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
and ruined your black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
and ruined your black tie affair
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie affair.
and ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
And ruined a good pair of socks.
And ruined a good pair of socks.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
And ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black guy affair.
And ruined your black guy affair.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
And ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up with boobs
I showed up with boobs
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots
I showed up in boots
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up with booze.
I showed up with booze.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots.
I showed up in boots.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
My hairs on my boots.
My hairs on my boots.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots.
I showed up in boots.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't big on slow paces.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed her in boots
Ruined her black tied-underwear.
Ruined her black tied-underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
And ruined your black tie affair.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the fear in his thighs
Original Lyrics:
I saw the fear in his eyes
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be as high as that Alvrie Tower.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sauce and races.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on saucer trays.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sausage and gravy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sausage gravy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on saw-shoe phrases.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on social gravy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on socks and braces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got friends in law places
or
I've got friends in close places
or
I've got friends in close places
Original Lyrics:
I've got friends in low places
"Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the whiskey's brown
And the beer is tasteless.
And the beer is tasteless.
Original Lyrics:
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases.
And the beer chases.
"Friends in Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be a gay
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be OK
"Friends in Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on salsa graces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Friends in Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on slow places
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
"Good Ride, Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That cold Ben Hagen smile
Original Lyrics:
That Copenhagen smile
"If Tomorrow Never Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the love that I gave her in the pants
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Original Lyrics:
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
"It's Midnight Cinderella"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm the bigger, better ball container
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater
"Katie Wants a Fast One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Katie wants a bass boat
Original Lyrics:
Katie wants a fast one
"Long Neck Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long d**k mama
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Original Lyrics:
Long neck bottle
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
"Long Neck Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old MacDonald let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
Original Lyrics:
Long Neck Bottle let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
"Main Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to L.A. with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
Just to see what it was all about.
Original Lyrics:
I went too early with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
Just to see what it was all about.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad boobs.
Lonely women and bad boobs.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
Lonely women and bad booze.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux,
lonely women and baboons
lonely women and baboons
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux,
lonely women and bad booze
lonely women and bad booze
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad Dudes.
Lonely women and bad Dudes.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
Lonely women and bad booze.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris will do.
Original Lyrics:
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm much too young to feed this famo.
Original Lyrics:
I'm much too young to feel this damn old.
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely women in bad boots
Original Lyrics:
Lonely women and bad booze
"Night Rider's Lament"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran home to Jenni.'
Original Lyrics:
He said 'Last night I ran on to Jenni.'
"Night Rider's Lament"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran over Jenni'
Original Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran on to Jenni'
"Not Counting You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When loving turns to farting
Original Lyrics:
When loving turns to parting
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama was a hooker
Original Lyrics:
Mama was a looker
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the den.
Papa's in the den.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the pen.
Papa's in the pen.
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's in the gravy
Papa's in the pan.
Papa's in the pan.
Original Lyrics:
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the Pen.
Papa's in the Pen.
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved Mama, Mama loved Meow!
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved Mama, Mama loved men!
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved mama,
mama loved milk
mama loved milk
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved mama,
mama loved men
mama loved men
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa loved mama, mama loved Mel
Original Lyrics:
Papa loved mama, mama loved men
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's dick was buried in the local motel
Original Lyrics:
Papa's rig was buried in the local motel
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's in Depends!
Original Lyrics:
Papa's in the pen!
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa's in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
Papa's in the pen!
"Papa Loved Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya know it drove mama crazy being the truck was white.
Original Lyrics:
Ya know it drove mama crazy being a trucker's wife.
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy halves.
Original Lyrics:
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats.
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats
It's spurs and a line of coke.
It's spurs and a line of coke.
Original Lyrics:
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats
It's spurs and the latigo
It's spurs and the latigo
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls and the Bud,
the dust and the mud,
the roar of a surly crowd,
the wide in do nuggets,
the gold in the buckle he'll win the next go 'round,
It's boots and chaps and cowboy hats,
spurs and Atlantic gold,
it's the ropes and strings,
the joys and the pains,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
the dust and the mud,
the roar of a surly crowd,
the wide in do nuggets,
the gold in the buckle he'll win the next go 'round,
It's boots and chaps and cowboy hats,
spurs and Atlantic gold,
it's the ropes and strings,
the joys and the pains,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
Original Lyrics:
It's the bulls and blood,
the dust and mud,
the roar of a Sunday crowd.
its the white in his knuckles,
the gold in his buckle he'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats,
spurs and a latigo.
it's the ropes and the reins,
the joys and pain,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
the dust and mud,
the roar of a Sunday crowd.
its the white in his knuckles,
the gold in his buckle he'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats,
spurs and a latigo.
it's the ropes and the reins,
the joys and pain,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls and the blood
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
Too wide in the knuckle
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and bags, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the roles and manes
The joy and the pains
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
Too wide in the knuckle
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and bags, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the roles and manes
The joy and the pains
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
Original Lyrics:
It's the bulls and blood
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls and the blood
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the ropes and the reins
The joy and the pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the ropes and the reins
The joy and the pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
Original Lyrics:
Its the bulls and blood,
The dust and mud,
The roar of a Sunday crowd.
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats, spurs and a latigo.
It's the ropes and the reins,
The joys and pain,
And they call the thing "Rodeo"
The dust and mud,
The roar of a Sunday crowd.
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats, spurs and a latigo.
It's the ropes and the reins,
The joys and pain,
And they call the thing "Rodeo"
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls are up
And the dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in the knuckle
And the gold in the buckle they will win if the knicks go out
It's the boots and chaps and cowboys hats
And the spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call this thing basketball!
And the dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in the knuckle
And the gold in the buckle they will win if the knicks go out
It's the boots and chaps and cowboys hats
And the spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call this thing basketball!
Original Lyrics:
It's the bulls and blood
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the ropes and the strains, the joys and pain
Original Lyrics:
It's the ropes and the reins, the joy and the pain
"Rodeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spurs and lattice gold.
Original Lyrics:
Spurs and a latigo.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have a coward now
Original Lyrics:
I don't have the power now
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on my hands.
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Seamus!
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Shaneless.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm changin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaveless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do it if you want me to.
I'll do it if you want me to.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'll do anything you want me to.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaveless.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shavin' like a man is supposed to do
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'll do anything you want me to.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'll do anything you want me to.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shavin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving!
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless!
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving
Shaving down the boulevard.
Shaving down the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless
I don't have the power now.
I don't have the power now.
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shaving
Original Lyrics:
I'm shameless
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle my Ham
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sat on my hands!
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands!
"Shameless"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sat on my hands.
Original Lyrics:
It's out of my hands.
"She's Gonna Make It"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who just wanted it.
Is the fool who just wanted it.
Original Lyrics:
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
"She's Gonna Make It"
Misheard Lyrics:
His says, 'I'll succeed'
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
Original Lyrics:
He's sinkin' at sea
Her sails are filled.
Her sails are filled.
"Standing Outside The Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not Trident.
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it
"Standing Outside The Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is not trying, it's merely surviving
You're standing outside the fire
You're standing outside the fire
Original Lyrics:
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
If you're standing outside the fire
"Standing Outside The Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing outside the box
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
Original Lyrics:
Standing outside the fire
"That Girl Is A Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl's a cantaloupe.
Original Lyrics:
That girl is a cowboy.
"That Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
That summer whipped all around me
Nothing between us but the ice
When I said I'd have her
She softly whispered "not tonight"
Nothing between us but the ice
When I said I'd have her
She softly whispered "not tonight"
Original Lyrics:
That summer wind was all around me
Nothing between us but the night
And when I told her that I'd never
She softly whispered "that's alright"
Nothing between us but the night
And when I told her that I'd never
She softly whispered "that's alright"
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne"
Misheard Lyrics:
And wrote a book no man could write.
Original Lyrics:
And drew a bull no man could ride.
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne"
Misheard Lyrics:
He promised that he'd turn out well
It turned out that he died.
It turned out that he died.
Original Lyrics:
He promised that he'd turn out well
It turned out that he lied.
It turned out that he lied.
"The Beaches of Cheyenne"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he told her he was rotten
Original Lyrics:
When he told her he was riding
"The Beaches of Cheyenne"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he told her she was really
Original Lyrics:
When he told her he was riding
"The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd of had to miss the dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'd've had to miss the dance.
Everyone mistypes this lyric as 'I'd of had...' which makes no grammatical sense. 'I'd of' isn't legitimate English. He merely makes a double contraction of 'I would have had to miss the dance' to 'I'd've had to miss the dance'.
"The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ida had to miss the dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'd've had to miss the dance.
"The Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our lives are better lived in chains
Original Lyrics:
Our lives are better left to chance
"The Old Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven niggers and all our gear in a rental van
Original Lyrics:
Seven pickers and all our gear in a rental van
"The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sail my best
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel
"The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sell my best 'til the river runs dry
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel 'til the river runs dry
"The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sell my investments
'Til the river runs dry.
'Til the river runs dry.
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry.
'Til the river runs dry.
"The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sell my vest.
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel.
"The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the river on his drive
Original Lyrics:
'Til the river runs dry
"The River"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through the mall
I can make it through the mall
Original Lyrics:
With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through them all
I can make it through them all
"The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And under tow and the lightning bites.
Original Lyrics:
And the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes.
"The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the storm goes on that of control
Original Lyrics:
As the storm blows on, out of control
"The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the storm goes on
That of control
That of control
Original Lyrics:
As the storm goes on
Out of control
Out of control
"The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her fake flannel gown.
Original Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her faded flannel gown.
"The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her favorite flannel gown
Original Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her faded flannel gown.
"The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thunder roads
Original Lyrics:
The thunder rolls.
"The Thunder Rolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder Rd
Original Lyrics:
Thunder rolls
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the highway of the grave
Original Lyrics:
Down the highway of regret
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you haven't meet your mom just yet
Original Lyrics:
I know you haven't made your mind up yet
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would offer you a woman's breast to make you feel my love
Original Lyrics:
I would offer you a warm embrace to make you feel my love
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin down the aisle
Original Lyrics:
I'd go crawling down the avenue
Written by Bob Dylan
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin' down the aisle for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin' down the avenue.
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go hungry
I'd go blind for you
I'd go blind for you
Original Lyrics:
I'd go hungry
I'd go black and blue for you
I'd go black and blue for you
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go hungry, I'd go back to you
Original Lyrics:
I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stores are ranging down a rolling sea
Original Lyrics:
Storms are raging down a rolling sea
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
To make you feel Milo
Original Lyrics:
To make you feel my love
"To Make You Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the wind is blowing in your face
Original Lyrics:
When the rain is blowing in your face
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pick-up truck is hurlin' a scene
Original Lyrics:
A pick-up truck is her limousine
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her painted blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress is her baby blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress and her baby blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress and her baby blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her faded blue jeans
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite dress and her faded blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her faded blue jeans
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make love.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make up.
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just to wiggle McDuff.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make-up.
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' on a gold hound!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' on a full house!
"Two Pina Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me to Nina Colada.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas.
"Two Pina Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two bean enchalidas,
gotta have one for each hand
gotta have one for each hand
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas,
gotta have one for each hand
gotta have one for each hand
"Two Pina Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two convenient colonics
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas
"Two Pina Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas and one cornish hen.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand.
"Two Pina Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas, I want one for each end
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas, I want one for each hand
"Two Pina Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's set sail with Captain Mortgage
Original Lyrics:
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
"Two Pina Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set sail for California
Original Lyrics:
Set sail with Captin Morgan
"Two Piña Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring me two piña coladas
I want one for each ear
I want one for each ear
Original Lyrics:
So bring me two piña coladas
I want one for each hand
I want one for each hand
Reminds me of Ted Striker's "drinking problem" in the 1980 movie Airplane!
"Two of a Kind Workin' on a Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just to sweeten it up.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make up.
"Two of a Kind Workin' on a Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we find just some real good love.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make up.
"Two of a Kind Workin' on a Full House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind,
Workin' for Uncle Ralph!
Workin' for Uncle Ralph!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind,
Workin' on a full house!
Workin' on a full house!
"Unsigned Letter"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it said everything
When it's just a credit card to me
When it's just a credit card to me
Original Lyrics:
But it said everything
When it just read 'come to me'
When it just read 'come to me'
"We Shall Be Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle be free
Original Lyrics:
We shall be free
"We Shall Be Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand straight, walk free, seashells are free
Original Lyrics:
Stand straight, walk proud, we shall be free
"When You Come Back To Me Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a chair out on the auction
And the mercy and the pee
It's been tossed about lost and poking
Wandering Airlessly
And the mercy and the pee
It's been tossed about lost and poking
Wandering Airlessly
Original Lyrics:
There's a ship out on the ocean
At the mercy of the sea
It's been tossed about lost and broken
Wandering aimlessly
At the mercy of the sea
It's been tossed about lost and broken
Wandering aimlessly
"Wild Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild horses green dragon me away
Original Lyrics:
Wild horses keep draggin' me away
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