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I could kick this bad world down if I could just get on my feet
I could kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
I'm a coast save-torero
In a can that delivers.
I'm a colt in your stable
I'm what Cain is to Abel.
I'm a goat in a stable
I'm what came Mr. Able
I'm a colt in your stable
I'm what Cain is to Abel.
But I drew first bluff
But I drew first blood
Got an old goat for a pillow,
And the earth was last night's bed.
Got an old coat for a pillow,
And the earth was last night's bed.
I'm a devil on the run, a six gun lover,
A cable in the wind
I'm a devil on the run, a six gun lover
A candle in the wind
I'm going down in the blades of Gloria
I'm going down in a blaze of glory
I'm going down
I'm no one's son
Call me young gun
I'm no one's son, I'm going down
I'm no one's son, call me young gun
I'm the devil's son, call me yellow, I'm done
I'm the devil's son, call me young gun
I'm the devil's son,
Call me yellow, I'm done.
I'm the devil's son,
Call me young gun
Lord, I never toothbrush
But I toothbrush blood
Lord, I never drew first
But I drew first blood
You ask me if I've known love and what it's like
A sing-song in the rain
You ask me if I've known love and what it's like to sing songs in the rain
Like 'my' lyric better
You ask me if I've known love and what it's like
A sing-song in the rain
You ask me if I've known love and what it's like
To sing songs in the rain
"Janie Don't Take Your Love To Town" (MP3)
I didn't come this far to go to Thailand
I didn't come this far to throw the towel in
This was a song from Jon's solo album from 1997, so it should be credited to him only, not the rest of his band.
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Please come home for kisses
Please come home for Christmas