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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Michael Bolton that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 86 misheard song lyrics for Michael Bolton on amIright currently.

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"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my balls
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my bones
"Can I Touch You...There?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I touch your a*se the way you're touching mine?
Original Lyrics:
Can I touch your heart the way you're touching mine?
"Can I Touch You...There?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I touch your house the way you're touching mine?
or
Can I touch your home the way you're touching mine?
Original Lyrics:
Can I touch your heart the way you're touching mine?
"Can I Touch You...There?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way your touch in mind
Original Lyrics:
The way you're touchin' mine
"Can I Touch You… There?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I touch your a**e the way you're touching mine?
Original Lyrics:
Can I touch your heart the way you're touching mine?
"Completely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come quickly
Original Lyrics:
Completely
"Go the Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But to look we maybe the glory
Is a thousand miles apart
Original Lyrics:
But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
"Go the Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will face its home
Original Lyrics:
I will face its harms
"Go the Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll be there Sunday
Original Lyrics:
I’ll be there someday
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Chinchulin.
Original Lyrics:
I can hardly believe it.
Chinchulin is a type of Argentine sausage, a bit like chorizo.
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How am I supposed to live without shoes?
Original Lyrics:
How am I supposed to live without you?
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I play 'Wheel'?
Original Lyrics:
How can I blame you?
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the Aunt Jemima
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the fancy bacon!
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making!
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the friends we're making
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans we're making
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the pants you're wearing
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the plants you're making.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making.
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all about it,
tell me about the pants you're making
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all about it,
tell me about the plans you're making
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two time for cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't come here for cryin'.
"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans in Vegas!
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making!
"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for Treason
Original Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for dreaming
"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for screaming
Original Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for dreaming
"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the dress you're wearing
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making
"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about your friends in Vegas
or
Tell me about your friends in Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if if we can't be friends
How can we make love if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends
How can we make love if we can't make amends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be in bed.
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a bed?
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make amends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can be lovers if we can't be friends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make amends
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we make love if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can we make love if we can't make amends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at us now, we'll get a spankin'.
Original Lyrics:
Look at us now, look at us baby.
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We lie awake, this dog between us.
Original Lyrics:
We lie awake, this wall between us.
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, gotta stop ourself from lyin'.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, gotta stop this love from dying.
"How Can We Be Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we make more if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can we make love if we can't make amends?
"Love Is A Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Michael Jackson
It's just a matter of fact.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no conjecture
it's just a matter of fact.
"Love Is A Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing a river knows, there's one in Tennessee..
Original Lyrics:
The only thing a river knows is runnin' to the sea..
"Love Is a Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no congestion
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no conjecture
"Love Is a Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no conjunction
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no conjecture
"Love Is a Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
London is a wonderful city
Original Lyrics:
Love is a wonderful thing
"Love Is a Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The same magic when you're in my arms
No magic can define, oh no
Original Lyrics:
The same magic when you're in my arms
No logic can define, oh no
"Love Is a Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn your world into one sweet thing
Original Lyrics:
Turn your world into one sweet dream
"Love is a Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no possession
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no conjecture
"Missing You Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm listening now
Original Lyrics:
I'm missing you now
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huck and I
Original Lyrics:
How can I?
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to Paris under the lake
or
I've been to Paris under the rain
Original Lyrics:
I've been to Paris, London, L.A.
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Christmas wheel need to get away
Original Lyrics:
This Christmas we don't need to get away
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
This world from you to me
Original Lyrics:
This world brought you to me
Please remember to capitalize the word "Is" in titles.
"Said I Loved You But I Lied" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fire that burns the wind and rain
Original Lyrics:
A fire that burns through wind and rain
"Said I Loved You But I Lied" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to me like I dug through the night
Original Lyrics:
You came to me like the dawn through the night
"Said I Loved You But I Lied" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to me like a dog through the night.
Original Lyrics:
You came to me like the dawn through the night.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on the top of the bay.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' on the dock of the bay.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know if I'll win again
or
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know you're a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships roll in
Then I watch 'em roll away again.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting here resting my buns.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting here resting my bones.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my own enjoyment
Headed for El Frisco Bay
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way
or
That's my own enjoyment
Heading for a rich girl today
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
Left my home in Georgia
Headed for the Frisco Bay
I had nothin' to live for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you my word, straight from my dyin' heart.
Original Lyrics:
I give you my word, stick to my guns.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your sole survivor.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your sole survivor.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your supervisor
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about love, get off of my truck
Original Lyrics:
Talk about love, talk about trust
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To give my love, all my love, damn it
Original Lyrics:
To give my love, all my love day and night
"Steel Bars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still loving Hugh
Original Lyrics:
I'm still loving you
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
"Steel Bars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Steel wool wrapped all around me
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me.
"Steel Bars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still bals wrapped around me.
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me.
"Steel Bars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still bound wrapped all around me
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me
"That's What Love Is All About" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts that found a way
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts that pound away
"Time Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing hears a broken heart like time, love and tenderness
Original Lyrics:
Nothing heals a broken heart like time, love and tenderness
"Time Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thyme, cloves, and Raisinets
Original Lyrics:
Time, love and tenderness
"Time, Love And Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow you can get through the lane.
Original Lyrics:
Somehow you can get through the rain.
"Time, Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kind love and tenderness
Original Lyrics:
Time, love and tenderness
"Time, Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing heals a broken car
Original Lyrics:
Nothing heals a broken heart
"Time, Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday you'll laugh as I play
or
Someday you'll laugh as I pray
Original Lyrics:
Someday you'll laugh at the pain
I much prefer either misheard lyric!
"Time, Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When love puts you through the "tsk"
Original Lyrics:
When love puts you through the test
"To Love Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody sings
Original Lyrics:
Everybody says
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd give up all his canvas
Original Lyrics:
He'd give up all his comforts
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a man and a woman.
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a llama
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a walnut
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man was a woman
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man Loves a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man goes to Wal-Mart
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again,
I'll go plow down this street again
Original Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again,
I'll walk proud down the street again
"When I'm Back on My Feet Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm bad on my feet again
Original Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again
"When a Man Loves a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a man, I'm a robot
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When a Man Loves a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man lost a woman
Original Lyrics:
When a Man Loves a Woman
"When a Man Loves a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a robot
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When a Man Loves a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man was a robot
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman

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