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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> James Blunt
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for James Blunt that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 44 misheard song lyrics for James Blunt on amIright currently.
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"Bonfire Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
People like cars. We don't.
Original Lyrics:
People like us, we don't
"Bonfire Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Doctor Spock in my bovine heart
Original Lyrics:
You light the spark in my bonfire heart
"Goodbye My Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember Arsenal, we used to beat.
Original Lyrics:
Remember us and all we used to be.
"Heart to Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we choose, wherever we fall.
Original Lyrics:
Guides me to wherever you fall
"High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful dawn
I'm just chasing ptarmigan.
I'm just chasing ptarmigan.
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful dawn
I'm just chasing time again.
I'm just chasing time again.
"High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful dog, I'm chasing you again.
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful dawn, I'm just chasing time again.
"Out Of My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need an alibi
I'm a bobbet on this train.
I'm a bobbet on this train.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need an alibi
I'm a puppet on a string.
I'm a puppet on a string.
"So Long, Jimmy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were chiling out on your sofa
Thinking how does your tacos?
Thinking how does your tacos?
Original Lyrics:
We were chilling out on the sofa
Digging how the guitar goes.
Digging how the guitar goes.
"Sugar Coated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my girlfriend was a boy.
Original Lyrics:
And my girlfriend was a bore.
"Sugar Coated"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had a smoke and it's Billy While
It's Billy While.
It's Billy While.
Original Lyrics:
I've had a smoke and it's been a while
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
"Tears And Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes natural shade
Like Doreen's grave.
Like Doreen's grave.
Original Lyrics:
Hide my true shape
Like Dorian Gray.
Like Dorian Gray.
"Wisemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock clothes at home now
Just not me, just not me.
Just not me, just not me.
Original Lyrics:
Look who's alone now
It's not me, it's not me.
It's not me, it's not me.
"Wisemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the ships that they could find
And they
And they
Original Lyrics:
On the s*** that they could find
But they
But they
"Wisemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got a semi-modesty.
Original Lyrics:
They've got a semi by the sea.
"Wisemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got us selling by the sea.
Original Lyrics:
They've got a semi by the sea.
"Wisemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those three wise men
They've got a semi modesty.
They've got a semi modesty.
Original Lyrics:
Those three wise men
They've got a semi by the sea.
They've got a semi by the sea.
"Wisemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With you pernickety little bastards in your fancy dress
Who just judge each other and try to undress.
Who just judge each other and try to undress.
Original Lyrics:
With you pernickety little bastards in your fancy dress
Who just judge each other and try to impress.
Who just judge each other and try to impress.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't go watching you
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know what to do
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know what to lose
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know what to do
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know what you do
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know what to do
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw an angel of Adam Shaw.
Original Lyrics:
I saw an angel, of that I'm sure.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw an angel, up on the shore.
Original Lyrics:
I saw an angel, of that I'm sure.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw an angel
Of Adam Shore.
Of Adam Shore.
Original Lyrics:
I saw an angel
Of that I'm sure.
Of that I'm sure.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you with the naked gays
Original Lyrics:
I saw your face in a crowded place
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stole angels a bunch of shorts.
Original Lyrics:
I saw an angel of that I'm sure.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bloody cold
It's bloody cold out here.
It's bloody cold out here.
Original Lyrics:
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true.
You're beautiful, it's true.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lies are brilliant,
my lies are good.
my lies are good.
Original Lyrics:
My life is brilliant,
my love is pure.
my love is pure.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My life is bread, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
My life is brilliant.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife is brilliant.
Original Lyrics:
My life is brilliant.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife is pregnant.
Original Lyrics:
My life is brilliant.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She can see from my face that I'm f***ing hot.
Original Lyrics:
She can see from my face that I was flying high.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She caught my eye with some wok-ton pie.
Original Lyrics:
She caught my eye, as she walked on by.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She caught my eye, as a one-ton boy.
Original Lyrics:
She caught my eye, as I walked on by.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She could see from my face that I was
F****** her.
F****** her.
Original Lyrics:
She could see from my face that I was
Flying high.
Flying high.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She smiled at me on the sidewalk.
Original Lyrics:
She smiled at me on the subway.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be a ninja
With a smile on her face.
With a smile on her face.
Original Lyrics:
There must be an angel
With a smile on her face.
With a smile on her face.
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They must be in danger
Original Lyrics:
There must be an angel
"You're Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're pitiful
Original Lyrics:
You're beautiful
"Weird Al" Yankovic did a parody of this song called "You're Pitiful".
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