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There are 86 misheard song lyrics for Blues Traveler on amIright currently.

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"But Anyway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cooking steak and it's smoking
It's bad for me, but anyway.
Original Lyrics:
I'm quitting cigarette smoking
It's bad for me, but anyway.
"But Anyway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many television rays
Original Lyrics:
Too many television waves
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then begin to see what you do to me, the symphony is not for free.
Original Lyrics:
And then begin to see what you're doing to me, this MTV is not for free.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the hawk brings you back
Original Lyrics:
Because the hook brings you back
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the heart brings you back
Original Lyrics:
Because the hook brings you back
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the hump brings you back.
Original Lyrics:
Because the hook brings you back.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her infamous big t***ies
Original Lyrics:
Of hip three-minute ditties
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I flipped too many titties.
Original Lyrics:
Of hip three minute ditties.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I kicked her in the t*tt**s.
Original Lyrics:
Of hip three minute ditties.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't want to date you.
Original Lyrics:
I will go on all day, hear what I say
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've bit too many titties
Original Lyrics:
Of hip three minute ditties
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm doing a jaw
Original Lyrics:
If I'm doing my job
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter how much we all loved her.
Original Lyrics:
No matter how much Peter loved her.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter how much we're out of touch
Original Lyrics:
No matter how much Peter loved her
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On that, chickens rely.
Original Lyrics:
On that you can rely.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Mexican will lie
Original Lyrics:
On that you can rely
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So desperately I sing to thee of love.
Sure but also Reagan pagan Fagin fear of self.
or
Sign off so Rin Tin Tin can cure himself.
Original Lyrics:
So desperately I sing to thee of love.
Sure, but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure, but I still radiate with hate and fear itself.
Original Lyrics:
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure, but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck a D*** suck a d*** suck a d***
Like your Rin Tin Tin or Amber Lynn
Original Lyrics:
Suck it in suck it in suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-Tin or in Berlin.
Original Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-Tin or Anne Boleyn.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-Tin or Irving Berlin.
or
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-tin or Anne Bolin
Original Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin on Ritalin.
Original Lyrics:
Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or ramblin'.
Original Lyrics:
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That makes you feel I'll co-pay
Original Lyrics:
That makes you feel I'll convey
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole team feels bad
Original Lyrics:
Because the hook brings you back
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This MTV is not for free.
This OPC is killing me.
Original Lyrics:
This MTV is not for free.
It's so PC it's killing me.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To confuse the issue of reform.
Original Lyrics:
To confuse the issue I refer.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What may depend with years to come
Original Lyrics:
What made the Pan refuse to grow
Pan, as in Peter Pan
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't want to run amuck.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't rely on luck.
"Hook" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the feeling stuck in me in fact
Original Lyrics:
When I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's your violence to keep things up
Original Lyrics:
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah la bumble, dangit, ziggy (garbled bit)
And I've got some news for you
You see my ships go down no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
Original Lyrics:
Tra la la la la bomba dear this is the pilot speaking
And I've got some news for you
It seems my ship still stands no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is say I don't mind.
As we sit, so shall we find.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it's feeling over, I'll still be here
But now I'll certainly reappear.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're feeling open, I'll still be here
But not without a certain degree of fear.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ariel, why you wanna give me the runaround
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me the runaround
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aurielle, why you want to give me the runaround
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me the runaround
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw yeah!
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
And use your violin to heat things up
When all I want is solo; I'll be down.
Original Lyrics:
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody hell, why you wanna give me a runaround?
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround?
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy L, Why you wanna give me a runaround
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy one
Why you gotta spin me around and around?
Original Lyrics:
But you
Why you gotta give me the runaround?
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you?
Why you want to give me what I want?
or
For you.
Why you want to give me round and round?
or
For you.
Why you want to give me round and round?
Original Lyrics:
But you.
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope and pray that next Sunday they let you stay
Original Lyrics:
I hope and pray that there's something left to say
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like divin' off a rock
So don't you feed me a line.
Original Lyrics:
And it doesn't have to rhyme
So don't you feed me a line.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to-a-tee, I don't mind
Original Lyrics:
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you 'til the fortune candles on your cake.
Original Lyrics:
I love you to the point you can no longer take.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shall drink in an honest people
Yeah, I won't drink in an always people.
Original Lyrics:
I shall drink in and always be full
Yeah, I will drink it and always be full.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shall drink in and always be full
Yeah and my cup shall always be full
or
I shall drink in and always be full
But I won't drink in and always be full.
Original Lyrics:
I shall drink in and always be full
Yeah I will drink it and always be full.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll love you till there's fourteen candles on the cake
Original Lyrics:
I love you to the point you can no longer take.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not Tootie and I don't mind...
Original Lyrics:
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've grown a little city boy
Original Lyrics:
I've grown a little cynical
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your violin to speed things up.
Original Lyrics:
And it's a surefire way to speed things up.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight Erie
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight dearie
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight clearing
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight, Dearie
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight dreary
or
Once upon a midnight eerie
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight dearie
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight teary
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight dearie
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight theory
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a midnight dearie
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perhaps I've grown a little synagogue.
Original Lyrics:
Perhaps I've grown a little cynical.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So watch out, Phil, because mine as well
Original Lyrics:
So what you feel becomes mine as well
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the part of speech
Original Lyrics:
This is the pilot speaking
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's your violin that speeds things up
Original Lyrics:
It's a surefire way to speed things up
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I wouldn't give to run around
Original Lyrics:
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your's and mine, the fish who farted
Original Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, I think she farted.
Original Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, a patient farted
And there's nothing that can rot
So you can feed me a lot.
Original Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine
And it doesn't have to rhyme
So don't you feed me a line.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, my vision's fine.
Original Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, the vision's fine.
Original Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's yours is mine, I think she farted.
Original Lyrics:
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When all it does is a hold-me-down
Original Lyrics:
When all it does is slow me down
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you got me a video run-around
Original Lyrics:
Why you wanna give me a run-around
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
á la Gucci, I don't mind
Original Lyrics:
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
"Run-Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
…when all it does is hold me down?
Original Lyrics:
…when all it does is slow me down?
"Run-around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Party on!
Why you gotta give me run-around?
Original Lyrics:
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
"Runaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy, yo! Why you wanna give me the runaround?
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me the runaround?
"Runaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy, you, why you wanna give me a one-on-one?
It's a sure fine way to keep in touch
When all it does is slow me down.
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround?
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
"Runaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Party on! You wanna give me a runaround?
It's sure if you wait to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
Original Lyrics:
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround?
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
"Runaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she farted.
Original Lyrics:
The fishin's fine and...
"Stand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The end-center is getting harder.
Original Lyrics:
The answers are getting harder.
"The Gunfighter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm standing here Mr. Destiny,
If you wanna talk, you're an hour late,
If you don't so what,
cause you don't scare me
Original Lyrics:
I'm standing here Mr. Destiny,
If you wanna talk, then I'll relate
If you don't so what,
cause you don't scare me
"Theme from 'Roseanne' (Season 9)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand killers is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer than the greatest wall of China.
Original Lyrics:
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer like the Great Wall of China.
"Theme from 'Roseanne' (Season 9)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Take the Great Wall of China
And wrap it with chrome.
Original Lyrics:
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the Great Wall of China
Or that rabbit with the drum.
"Theme from 'Roseanne' (Season 9)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What doesn't kill us, is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Than the greatest, wall in China
Or that rappid little drum
If there's anything I learned
While waiting for my turn
It's that in each life we get some rain fall
But we you also get a someone.
Original Lyrics:
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the Great Wall of China
Or that rabbit with the drum
If there's one thing that I learned
While waiting for my turn
Is that in each life some rain falls
But you also get some sun.
"Theme from Roseanne (Season 9)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a magnet with a drum
Original Lyrics:
Or the rabbit with the drum
Seemingly a reference to the Energizer Bunny.
"Theme from Roseanne (Season 9)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Rabbit, Benjamin Bunny
Original Lyrics:
Or the rabbit with the drum
"Theme from Roseanne (season 9)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or that rabbit with the trope
Original Lyrics:
Or that rabbit with the drum
Observantly, that refers to the Energizer Bunny.
"Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am bode and only
Original Lyrics:
I am vulnerably

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