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"Be Happy"
If it's really worth losing May
If it's really worth losing me
"Be Without You"
And I can't be a doctor, baby
And I can't be without you, baby
"Be Without You"
Call the Brady Bunch if you just can't be without you, baby
Call the radio if you just can't be without you, baby
"Be Without You"
Do something behind my back and try, it’s coming right up
Do something behind my back and then try to cover it up?
"Be Without You"
Do something behind my back
And try, it's coming right up
Do something behind my back
And then try to cover it up?
"Be Without You"
I got a question for you, so you're ready for the answer
I got a question for you, see I already know the answer
"Be Without You"
I got a question for you, so you’re ready for the answer
I got a question for you (see I already know the answer
"Be Without You"
Too hard to figure
Too hard to fake it
"Be Without You"
We got Bush
We got bulls***
Bush as in George H.W. Bush or George W. Bush. BTW, this was from the clean version in which they censor out the second syllable in the word, hence making it sound more like the last name of a president.
In this Desiree
And just dance for me
In this dancer-ee
And just dance for me.
In this dancery
And just dance for me.
"Enough Cryin'"
Take a pee pee
Jacob Fe Fe
I'm never being drowned
I'm never feeling down
Come on everybody get on up,
cuz you know we gotta get real drunk
Come on everybody get on up,
cuz you know we gotta get it crunk
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back.
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get crunk 'cuz Mary's back
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
just get drunk cuz Mary's back!
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
let's get crunk cuz Mary's back!
Don't need no adoration
Don't need no hateration, holleration
Don't need no halo-ration
or
Don't need no haddock racin'
or
Don't need no hard-o-racin'
Don't need no adoration
Get that francophone on the phone
Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
In this gasoline
In this dancerie
It doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get drugs and make some crack
It doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get crunk cause Mary's back
It don't matter if you're white or black
Let's get ducks and make them quack!
It don't matter if you're white or black
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back!
Just kidding Hercules
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Let's get it percolatin'
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Let's get francophones
Fanophones
In this dance so real.
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
Let's get it crunk before this
Funk before this
In this dancery.
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
Let's get it percolated, violated
At the Patisserie
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', body shakin'
So use Vaseline.
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Let's get it perky ladies
While you're waiting
So let's dance for me.
Let's get it percolatin'
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Let's get perky ladies
Let's get it percolatin'
Life one so farty windy
Life's one big party with me
No more trouble in your life
No more drama in your life
So just dance funny
So just dance for me
So your goats can dance for me
So you gots to dance for me
Soldier's guts can dance for me
or
Soldier's butts can dance for free
or
So your guts can dance for me
So you gots to dance for me
Soldiers dance for free.
So just dance for me.
Soldiers dance for me
So just dance for me
Soldiers dance funny
So just dance for me
Up on in this, dance for me
The pipes are open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hater player, holler'n at me
In this dance for me
It's coffee perculatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
Up on in this, dance for me
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleration'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
All my nice b*tches holding you
All my nights spent just holding you
I can love you badly
I can love you better
"I'm Goin' Down"
I'm gonna die
I'm goin' down
"I'm Goin' Down"
My whole world stops, sundown.
My whole world's upside down.
"Just Fine"
Just join right here
This joint right here
If you look in my life
You see what I see.
or
If you look at my life
You seen what I see.
If you looked in my life
And see what I've seen...
"Natural Woman"
I used to feel so inspired.
I used to feel so uninspired.
Another mission learned
Another lesson learned
Broken whore again
Another less than learned
Broken heart again
Another lesson learned
But I know when I'm sorry, begin
But I know where the story begins
Frozen heart again
Broken heart again
Oooh, when I sleep, I need to know that you won't breathe.
Oooh, when I sleep, I need to know that you agree.
You were busy hugging yourself
You were busy loving yourself
You were dizzy loving yourself
You were busy loving yourself
I'm Cookie Crisp
I cook and clean
But it ended in this way because cb passed me by
But it ended in this way, since he passed me by
I'm searching for Maria
I'm searching for a real love
I just want to set a fire
I just want to satisfy it
I'm so beautiful baby, it's a deja vu honey
I saw you before baby, Is it deja vu, honey?