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"5 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dare you to show me your bones.
Original Lyrics:
I dare you to show me your palms.
"5 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dare you
To show me your pants.
To show me your pants.
Original Lyrics:
I dare you
To show me your palms.
To show me your palms.
"5 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up the ass
Original Lyrics:
It's obvious
"5 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up the ass
Original Lyrics:
It's obvious
"5 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wake up all the plants
Original Lyrics:
You'll wake up all love-less
"Alarm Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to pee on a mountain top.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be on a mountain top.
"Alarm Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no f***ing goddess.
Original Lyrics:
I'm no f***ing Buddhist.
"Alarm Call" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is an alarm clock,
so wake up wake up now
so wake up wake up now
Original Lyrics:
This is an alarm call
so wake up wake up now
so wake up wake up now
"All Is Full of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe not from these horses
You have poor drawers
You have poor drawers
Original Lyrics:
Maybe not from the sources
You have poured yours
You have poured yours
"Anchor Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dive into it and broke my ankle.
Original Lyrics:
I dive into it and drop my anchor.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain once more,
you'll meet an Annie Oakley
you'll meet an Annie Oakley
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more,
you'll meet an army of me
you'll meet an army of me
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an arm in your knee
or
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an arm in your teeth
or
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an arm in your teeth
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
In the meantime, I will love you.
In the meantime, I will love you.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an Army of me.
You'll meet an Army of me.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll be damned, ami ami.
You'll be damned, ami ami.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me.
You'll meet an army of me.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll see that I love you.
You'll see that I love you.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an Army of me.
You'll meet an Army of me.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You're weak and I will love you.
You're weak and I will love you.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an Army of me.
You'll meet an Army of me.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain why I'm small
You me damn, I love me.
You me damn, I love me.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me.
You'll meet an army of me.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain, why I'm small
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain, once more
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And me if you complain once more
You'll meet an I love me.
You'll meet an I love me.
Original Lyrics:
And me if you complain once more
You'll meet an Army of me.
You'll meet an Army of me.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any of you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me.
You'll meet an army of me.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an Army of me.
You'll meet an Army of me.
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you complain once more...
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more...
"Army Of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you to complain, one more
And be an Army of me.
And be an Army of me.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an Army of me.
You'll meet an Army of me.
"Army of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you campaign once more
You'll regret the day you met me.
You'll regret the day you met me.
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an Army of me.
You'll meet an Army of me.
"Army of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain once more,
I'll be damned, I love me
I'll be damned, I love me
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more,
you'll meet an army of me
you'll meet an army of me
"Army of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain, wine spork,
At least I, I love you
At least I, I love you
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more,
You'll meet an army of me
You'll meet an army of me
"Army of Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you complain why I'm small, you'll meet an army of me
or
And if you keep playing that song, you're facing all NFE
or
And if you keep playing that song, you're facing all NFE
Original Lyrics:
And if you complain once more, you'll face an army of me
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aurora, God of Sparkle
or
Aurora, goddess buckle.
or
Aurora, goddess buckle.
Original Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess, sparkle.
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess smash code.
Original Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess sparkle.
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess, sparkle
Shoot me beyond this affair.
Shoot me beyond this affair.
Original Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess, sparkle
Shoot me beyond this suffer.
Shoot me beyond this suffer.
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess, sparkle
shoot me beyond the sofa
shoot me beyond the sofa
Original Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess, sparkle
shoot me beyond this suffer
shoot me beyond this suffer
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aurora, godesh shparshkul.
Original Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess sparkle.
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aurora, got a sparkle.
Original Lyrics:
Aurora, goddess, sparkle.
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot me beyond the surface
The meat is gray.
The meat is gray.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me beyond this suffer
The need is great.
The need is great.
"Aurora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ultra Montane
Original Lyrics:
Utter mundane
"Bachelorette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fountain of laughter
In the shape of a girl.
In the shape of a girl.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a fountain of blood
In the shape of a girl.
In the shape of a girl.
"Bachelorette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fountain of life
In the shape of a gun.
In the shape of a gun.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a fountain of blood
In the shape of a girl.
In the shape of a girl.
"Bachelorette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fountain of love
In a shape of a glove.
In a shape of a glove.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a fountain of blood
In the shape of a girl.
In the shape of a girl.
"Bachelorette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People chant my name
Chewing gum, ashtray
Life's a kill away
Chapped in ha-bay.
Chewing gum, ashtray
Life's a kill away
Chapped in ha-bay.
Original Lyrics:
If you forget my name
You will go astray
Like a killer whale
Trapped in a bay.
You will go astray
Like a killer whale
Trapped in a bay.
"Bachelorette" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will now return to news
Tide will show you soon.
Tide will show you soon.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me now, return tonight
Tide will show you the way.
Tide will show you the way.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Italian sensuality
Original Lyrics:
Big time sensuality
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big time sexuality
Original Lyrics:
Big time sensuality
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
I chen sense it.
Original Lyrics:
I can sense it.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'm a bit too into men.
Original Lyrics:
I know I'm a bit too intimate.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes caresses to endure it.
Original Lyrics:
It takes courage to enjoy it.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes carrots to enjoy it.
Original Lyrics:
It takes courage to enjoy it.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes carrots
To enjoy it
A high I.Q.
And the jam, too
Big time sensuality.
To enjoy it
A high I.Q.
And the jam, too
Big time sensuality.
Original Lyrics:
It takes courage
To enjoy it
The hard-core
And the gentle
Big time sensuality.
To enjoy it
The hard-core
And the gentle
Big time sensuality.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes courage to endure it
Be happy, and get through big time sensuality.
Be happy, and get through big time sensuality.
Original Lyrics:
It takes courage to enjoy it
The hardcore and the gentle big time sensuality.
The hardcore and the gentle big time sensuality.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes courage to enjoy the end
Then woohoo!
And we turn to a big time sensuality
Then woohoo!
And we turn to a big time sensuality
Original Lyrics:
It takes courage to enjoy it
The hardcore and the gentle
Big time sensuality
The hardcore and the gentle
Big time sensuality
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes courage
To enjoy it
The haaa-hoo!
And climb to
Big time sensuality.
To enjoy it
The haaa-hoo!
And climb to
Big time sensuality.
Original Lyrics:
It takes courage
To enjoy it
The hard-core
And the gentle
Big time sensuality.
To enjoy it
The hard-core
And the gentle
Big time sensuality.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
The haa hoo
And jump into
Big time sensuality.
And jump into
Big time sensuality.
Original Lyrics:
The hardcore
And gentle
Big time sensuality.
And gentle
Big time sensuality.
"Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics:
The yahoo!
And turn in to
A big time sexuality
And turn in to
A big time sexuality
Original Lyrics:
The hard core
And the gentle
Big time sensuality
And the gentle
Big time sensuality
"Crying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crank the tiny jewel.
Original Lyrics:
Crying 'cause I need you.
"Crying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crankfus, I need to.
Original Lyrics:
Crying 'cause I need you.
"Crying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying 'cause I need jewel.
Original Lyrics:
Crying 'cause I need you.
"Crying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frankenstein needs you
Original Lyrics:
Crying 'cause I need you
"Crying"
Misheard Lyrics:
crying for society to
Original Lyrics:
Crying 'cause I need you.
"Cvalda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clatter, crush, clack, wicked fun sound.
Original Lyrics:
Clatter, clash, clack! Racket, bang, thump!
"Cvalda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuddle, clang, crang
S*** my b***s.
S*** my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Rattle, clang, crack
Thud, whack, bam!
Thud, whack, bam!
"Cvalda"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am full of myself.
Original Lyrics:
A room full of noises.
"Cvalda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Krettle Bang-Crash
Original Lyrics:
Rattle, clang, crack
"Earth Intruders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maury, your ratchet!
Original Lyrics:
Morbid trenches
"Enjoy"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is sex with a surgeon.
Original Lyrics:
This is sex without touching.
"Future Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold farts for love forever
Original Lyrics:
Hold fort for love forever
"Gloomy Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Berlin, I hope that my dream hasn't hunted you.
Original Lyrics:
Darling, I hope that my dream hasn't haunted you.
"Harm Of Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there are nine sheeps
They are bored for me.
They are bored for me.
Original Lyrics:
If there are nine she's
They are bought for me.
They are bought for me.
"Harm Of Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there is a tropp of doors washing
Original Lyrics:
If there is a troubador watching
"Headphones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Genie asked you
To falsely
Do your bed last night.
To falsely
Do your bed last night.
Original Lyrics:
Genius to
Fall asleep
To your tape last night.
Fall asleep
To your tape last night.
"Heirloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
A jury at night
They do atrophic work
They do atrophic work
Original Lyrics:
And during the night
They do a trapeze walk
They do a trapeze walk
"Heirloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a recurrent dream
Everytime I feel a horse a**.
Everytime I feel a horse a**.
Original Lyrics:
I have a recurrent dream
Everytime I feel a hoarseness.
Everytime I feel a hoarseness.
"Heirloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
They make me feel pattern.
Original Lyrics:
They make me feel better.
"Heirloom"
Misheard Lyrics:
They make me field batter.
or
They make me feel batter.
or
They make me feel butter.
or
They make me feel batter.
or
They make me feel butter.
Original Lyrics:
They make me feel better.
"Hidden Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide in the air of him.
or
Hide in the heir of him.
or
Hide in the heir of him.
Original Lyrics:
Hide in the hair of him.
"Hidden Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so close to tear and so close to simply calling Hue up.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so close to tears and so close to simply calling you up.
"Hidden Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the warm deepth
Part, I hear
You listen to me.
Part, I hear
You listen to me.
Original Lyrics:
Through the warmthest
Cord of care
Your love was sent to me.
Cord of care
Your love was sent to me.
"Human Behaviour"
Misheard Lyrics:
But yet so irresistible, and me and the Mafia
Get up! And there is no map, I'm thirsty.
Get up! And there is no map, I'm thirsty.
Original Lyrics:
But yet so irresistible
And there is no map, to human bahavior.
And there is no map, to human bahavior.
"Hunter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring back cougars
But I don't know when.
But I don't know when.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring back the goods
But I don't know when.
But I don't know when.
"Hunter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the hunter. I'll bring back Hookis, but I don't know when
or
I'm the Hunter. I'll bring back hookers, but I don't know when
or
I'm the Hunter. I'll bring back hookers, but I don't know when
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring back the goods, but I don't know when
"Hunter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll bring back a goose
But I don’t know when
But I don’t know when
Original Lyrics:
I'll bring back the goods
But I don't know when
But I don't know when
"Hyperballad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I go over this
Before you f*** up
So I can feel happier
To be cyber girl with you.
Before you f*** up
So I can feel happier
To be cyber girl with you.
Original Lyrics:
I go through all this
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you.
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you.
"Hyperballad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I go through a list
Before you wake up
So I can feel her fear
And be saved again with you
Before you wake up
So I can feel her fear
And be saved again with you
Original Lyrics:
I go through all this
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you.
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you.
"Hyperballad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I go through a list
Before you wake up
So I can be happy--yeah
To be safe again with you.
Before you wake up
So I can be happy--yeah
To be safe again with you.
Original Lyrics:
I go through all this
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you.
Before you wake up
So I can feel happier
To be safe up here with you.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you, but I haven't left you yet
Original Lyrics:
I miss you, but I haven't met you yet
"I've Seen It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen a man killed by his p***ed friend.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen a man killed by his best friend.
"I've Seen It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the widow, Eve,
dancing in debris
dancing in debris
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the willow leaves
dancing in the breeze
dancing in the breeze
"Innocence"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thrill of fear
that I never imagined The fear of losing can be ex-training
It locks up your chest
Shoots down your heart
that I never imagined The fear of losing can be ex-training
It locks up your chest
Shoots down your heart
Original Lyrics:
The thrill of fear
though I'd never admit it
Fear of Losing
Energy Is draining
It locks up your chest Shuts down the heart
though I'd never admit it
Fear of Losing
Energy Is draining
It locks up your chest Shuts down the heart
"Innocence"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thrill of phlegm
So greatly changed with courage.
So greatly changed with courage.
Original Lyrics:
The thrill of fear
Now greatly enjoyed with courage.
Now greatly enjoyed with courage.
"Innocence"
Misheard Lyrics:
To my surprise I grew to like boys
Original Lyrics:
To my surprise I grew to like both
"It's Not Up To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do I mustard
The parafied day
Six glasses of water
Seven pound car.
The parafied day
Six glasses of water
Seven pound car.
Original Lyrics:
How do I master
The perfect day?
Six glasses of water
Seven phone calls.
The perfect day?
Six glasses of water
Seven phone calls.
"It's Not Up To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I weigh God.
Original Lyrics:
I wake up.
"It's Oh So Quiet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dumb c*nt's loose.
Original Lyrics:
The devil cuts loose.
"It's Oh So Quiet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky is scorched and I got hit
Original Lyrics:
This guy is gorge and I got hit
"It's Oh So Quiet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fall in love, silly fool
The sky up above, silly fool, is caving in
The sky up above, silly fool, is caving in
Original Lyrics:
You fall in love, zing boom
The sky up above, zing boom, is caving in
The sky up above, zing boom, is caving in
"It's Oh So Quiet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fall in love, simple the sky up above, simple
Original Lyrics:
You fall in love, zing boom the sky up above, zing boom
"It's Oh So Quiet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You shout and you yell "Hello"
OR
You shout and you yell "Oh no!"
OR
You shout and you yell "How low"
OR
You shout and you yell "Oh no!"
OR
You shout and you yell "How low"
Original Lyrics:
You shout and you yell
Hi ho ho
Hi ho ho
"It's Oh So Quiet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You show the news, Shimbun!
Original Lyrics:
You blow a fuse! Zing, boom!
'Shimbun' is Japanese for newspaper.
"It's Oh So Quiet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take a cruise
The Democrats lose
So what's the use
Of fallin' in love?
The Democrats lose
So what's the use
Of fallin' in love?
Original Lyrics:
You blow a fuse
The devil cuts loose
So what's the use
Of fallin' in love?
The devil cuts loose
So what's the use
Of fallin' in love?
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emotional landscapes
They parasol me
Then the riddle gets old.
They parasol me
Then the riddle gets old.
Original Lyrics:
Emotional landscapes
They puzzle me
Then the riddle gets solved.
They puzzle me
Then the riddle gets solved.
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan emergency
Original Lyrics:
State of emergency
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan, emergency, how beautiful to be
Satan, emergency, how beautiful to be.
Satan, emergency, how beautiful to be.
Original Lyrics:
State of emergency, how beautiful to be
State of emergency, how beautiful to be.
State of emergency, how beautiful to be.
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stater: imagine, see
How beautiful to be.
How beautiful to be.
Original Lyrics:
State of emergency
How beautiful to be.
How beautiful to be.
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay dull, imagine sea.
Original Lyrics:
State of emergency
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little gets so.
Original Lyrics:
The riddle gets solved.
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
The liver gets salt.
Original Lyrics:
The riddle gets solved.
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
The riddle gets old.
Original Lyrics:
The riddle gets solved.
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
The riddle gets salt.
Original Lyrics:
The riddle gets solved.
"Joga"
Misheard Lyrics:
They pass on me
Kung-fu.
Kung-fu.
Original Lyrics:
They puzzle me
Confuse.
Confuse.
"More To Life Than This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could bring my Micheal Jackson flask
Original Lyrics:
I could bring my little ghetto blaster
"Mouth's Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is s*** all over on my thumb - oh, smee.
Original Lyrics:
There is yet another one that follows me.
"Mouth's Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
This toothless wormfly
Original Lyrics:
This tooth is warmth-like.
"Nu Flyver Anton"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til one minute, you think you're here.
Original Lyrics:
Bliver drommene til virkelighed.
"One Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
An aeroplane will carve gracefully around the vulgano
With the erection that never lets you down.
With the erection that never lets you down.
Original Lyrics:
An aeroplane will curve gracefully around the volcano
With the eruption that never lets you down.
With the eruption that never lets you down.
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
A secret CODE call
Original Lyrics:
A secret code carved
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
A secret code card
Original Lyrics:
A secret code carved
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
A secret cold cut
or
A secret cold card
or
A secret cold card
Original Lyrics:
A secret code carved
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
A secret cold cut
Original Lyrics:
A secret code carved
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
A secret compound
Original Lyrics:
A secret code carved
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he makes me want to hurt myself again.
Original Lyrics:
But he makes me want to hand myself over.
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
He makes me want to hang myself.
Original Lyrics:
He makes me want to hand myself over.
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
He makes me want to hug myself.
Original Lyrics:
He makes me want to hand myself over.
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the surface simplicity,
but the dog has bitten me
it's pig and poetry
pig and poetry
but the dog has bitten me
it's pig and poetry
pig and poetry
Original Lyrics:
On the surface simplicity,
but the darkest pit in me
Is Pagan Poetry
Pagan Poetry
but the darkest pit in me
Is Pagan Poetry
Pagan Poetry
Bjork is playing her own keyboard in this song, the 'swirling black lillies' she refers to refers to the art she chose to represent this album Vespertine.
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the surfer simplicity
Original Lyrics:
On the surface simplicity
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pet diving
Through the dark curved nets
Through the dark curved nets
Original Lyrics:
Pedalling through
The dark currents
The dark currents
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirling black lilies totally mine.
Original Lyrics:
Swirling black lilies totally ripe.
"Pagan Poetry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me want to hurt myself, ohhhhh!
Original Lyrics:
He makes me want to hand myself over.
"Play Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curling up inside my private tortoise
Original Lyrics:
Curling up inside my private tortures
"Play Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play dead
It stops the sting.
It stops the sting.
Original Lyrics:
i play dead
It stops the hurting.
It stops the hurting.
"Play Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play that
It stops the air's thing
I play that
And the air stops.
It stops the air's thing
I play that
And the air stops.
Original Lyrics:
I play dead
It stops the hurting
I play dead
And the hurt stops.
It stops the hurting
I play dead
And the hurt stops.
"Pleasure Is All Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
My big trousers
Original Lyrics:
Who gives the most?
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Electricians? I love them
Different problem every day.
Different problem every day.
Original Lyrics:
Electric shocks? I love them
With you, a dozen a day.
With you, a dozen a day.
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you ever be loved like Dad?
Original Lyrics:
How can you offer me love like that?
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep calling
Admiring your lover
I keep calling.
Admiring your lover
I keep calling.
Original Lyrics:
I keep calm
Admiring the lava
I keep calm.
Admiring the lava
I keep calm.
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mon petit Vulcan--your eruptions and disasters
Are cue cards for admiring your lover, a cue card.
Are cue cards for admiring your lover, a cue card.
Original Lyrics:
Mon petit Vulcan--you're eruptions and disasters.
I keep calm, admiring your lava. I keep calm.
I keep calm, admiring your lava. I keep calm.
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Possibly maybe, probably not
Original Lyrics:
Possibly maybe, probably love
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who knows what's going to happen?
Lottery or cockroach
Lottery or cockroach
Original Lyrics:
Who knows what's going to happen?
Lottery or car crash
Lottery or car crash
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your erections and disasters, I keep c**
Admiring your lover, I keep c**.
Admiring your lover, I keep c**.
Original Lyrics:
Your eruptions and disasters, I keep calm
Admiring the lava, I keep calm.
Admiring the lava, I keep calm.
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your erections are disgusting
Original Lyrics:
Your eruptions and disasters
"Possibly Maybe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your flesh finds me out
Original Lyrics:
Your flirt finds me out
"Scatterheart"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun is gone. Too bad!!!
Original Lyrics:
The sun is gone to bed.
"Sonnets / Unrealities XI"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand helplessly before the spirit of Ebay
Original Lyrics:
Stand helplessly before the spirit at bay
"Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake ass now
Original Lyrics:
Shake us now
"Sun In My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she smells of sea shells.
Original Lyrics:
With chasteness of sea-girls
"Sun In My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
With chestnuts of sitting
Original Lyrics:
With chasteness of sea-girls
"Sweet Intuition"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clutching, the clutching
Original Lyrics:
F*** logic, f*** logic.
"The Modern Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Chaiman Mao
Picked it out for me.
Picked it out for me.
Original Lyrics:
J'a, hann kemur medh
Fylgir eftir m'er.
Fylgir eftir m'er.
"There's More to Life Than This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come undone and sneak into this party
You're getting boring.
You're getting boring.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, girl and sneak out of this party
It's getting boring.
It's getting boring.
"There's More to Life Than This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could make a boat and sneak of to this isldnad
I could bring a little jam to plaster.
I could bring a little jam to plaster.
Original Lyrics:
I could nick a boat and sneak of to this island
I could bring my little ghetto blaster.
I could bring my little ghetto blaster.
"There's More to Life Than This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then we'd have to rush back to the town's best gay bar.
Original Lyrics:
Then we'd have to rush back to the town's best baker.
"There's More to Life Than This"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't have to rush now to the town's best baker
To get all the green bills of money.
To get all the green bills of money.
Original Lyrics:
We have to rush now to the town's best baker
To get the fresh bread of the morning.
To get the fresh bread of the morning.
"Thunderbolt"
Misheard Lyrics:
From moose hands, deeply humble
Original Lyrics:
From whose hands, deeply humble
"Undo"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're bleating, undo.
Original Lyrics:
If you're bleeding, undo.
"Undo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not meant to be a strike
It's not meant to be a struggle up here.
It's not meant to be a struggle up here.
Original Lyrics:
It's not meant to be a strife
It's not meant to be a struggle uphill.
It's not meant to be a struggle uphill.
"Undo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not meant to be as dry
It's not meant to be a struggle a pill.
It's not meant to be a struggle a pill.
Original Lyrics:
It's not meant to be a strife
It's not meant to be a struggle uphill.
It's not meant to be a struggle uphill.
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a pair of onyx eyes
Original Lyrics:
And a parrot on each side
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mess the clay
Original Lyrics:
Domesticly
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can obey all of your rules and still pee-pee
Original Lyrics:
I can obey all of your rules and still be me
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will grow my own private brunch.
Original Lyrics:
I will grow my own private branch.
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let you knight tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Let's unite tonight.
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let you melt tonight
We sure don't fight.
We sure don't fight.
Original Lyrics:
Let's unite tonight
We shouldn't fight.
We shouldn't fight.
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's unite tonight
We sure didn't fight.
We sure didn't fight.
Original Lyrics:
Let's unite tonight
We shouldn't fight.
We shouldn't fight.
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
We shout and fight.
Original Lyrics:
We shouldn't fight.
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish you don't fight
Original Lyrics:
We shouldn't fight
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gardener you, discipline her
Domestically
Domestically
Original Lyrics:
You gardener, you discipliner
Domestically
Domestically
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gardener, you discipliner
Don't mess with me.
Don't mess with me.
Original Lyrics:
You gardener, you discipliner
Domestically
Domestically
"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics:
You guards in it
You discipline her
You discipline her
Original Lyrics:
You: gardener
You: discipliner
You: discipliner
"Venus As A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Attaches his p**** as a boy
Original Lyrics:
Touches, he's Venus as a boy.
"Venus As A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He believes in beauty He's venus as a boy He believes in beauty And... junk mail...
Original Lyrics:
His wicked sense of humor
Suggests exciting sex.
Suggests exciting sex.
"Venus As A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He believes in beauty,
Until now
Until now
Original Lyrics:
He believes in beauty,
Anjaa Naaaahhh
Anjaa Naaaahhh
"Venus As A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He believes in beauty
His p**** has a bow.
His p**** has a bow.
Original Lyrics:
He believes in beauty
He's Venus as a boy.
He's Venus as a boy.
"Venus As A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He believes in beauty
His p**** has one b***.
His p**** has one b***.
Original Lyrics:
He believes in beauty
He's Venus as a boy.
He's Venus as a boy.
"Venus As A Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Sweden, a sense of humor
Suggests exciting self.
Suggests exciting self.
Original Lyrics:
His wicked sense of humor
Suggests exciting sex.
Suggests exciting sex.
"Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love and be happy.
Original Lyrics:
Violently happy
"Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you'll get into trouble real soon, if you don't catch your baby
Original Lyrics:
I'll get into trouble real soon, if you don't get here baby
"Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile and be happy.
Original Lyrics:
Violently happy
"Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile and be happy.
Original Lyrics:
Violently happy
"Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile and be happy
Original Lyrics:
Violently happy
"Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay in this isle.
Original Lyrics:
Since I...
"Violently Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you have me?
Original Lyrics:
Violently happy
"Where Is The Line?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the gine on you?
Original Lyrics:
Where is the line with you?
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