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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for George Benson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 36 misheard song lyrics for George Benson on amIright currently.

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"Give Me The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner tonight
Original Lyrics:
Gimme the night
"Give Me The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme the knife!
Original Lyrics:
Give me the night.
"Give Me the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy the knife
Original Lyrics:
Gimme the night
"Give Me the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pedalyte
Original Lyrics:
Gimme the night
"Give Me the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So come on out tonight
And we'll leave the Earth
We're gonna romp through Paradise
Original Lyrics:
So come on out tonight
And we'll lead the others
On a ride through Paradise
Doesn't he want to get down with his woman? Why is he 'leading the others' then? (unless he's that way inclined :P ). Needless to say, I MUCH prefer my lyrics!
"Give Me the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can throw out all the booze and hit the city lights
Original Lyrics:
We can throw out all the blues and hit the city lights
Come on - who needs booze when there's music in the air and lots of lovin' everywhere!
"Kisses In The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You hold me in your arms so tenderly
I only want a taste of your sweet, sweet poo!
Original Lyrics:
You hold me in your arms so tenderly
I only want a taste of your sweet, sweet, ooh!
"Lady Love Me (One More Time)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you really want to know
Original Lyrics:
If you really want to love
"Lady Love Me (One More Time)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hug you one more time
Original Lyrics:
Let me love you one more time
"Lady Love Me (One More Time)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Hardee's close to mine
or
There's an Arby's close to mine
Original Lyrics:
Feel your heartbeat close to mine
"Love Ballad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And what we have is my fault and they can see.
Original Lyrics:
And what we have is much more than they can see.
"Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to change the thing.
I love you, Jazz is the way you are.
So come with me and share the view.
I'll help you see forever too.
Hold me now, torch me now.
I don't want to live without you.
Nothing do not change my love for you.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to change a thing.
I love you just the way you are.
So come with me and share the view.
I'll help you see forever too.
Hold me now, touch me now.
I don't want to live without you.
Nothing's gonna change my love for you.
"On Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm groggy
or
I'm wobbly
Original Lyrics:
On Broadway
"On Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wrong way
Original Lyrics:
On Broadway
"On Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When all you got is ones and dimes
Original Lyrics:
When all you got is one thin dime
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm naked, love a ball is happening to me
Original Lyrics:
Because the greatest love of all was happening to me
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the greatest rub of all is happening to me.
Original Lyrics:
Because the greatest love of all was happening to me.
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the greatest rubber ball is happening to me
Original Lyrics:
Because the greatest love of all is happening to me
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the painter love of all
or
Because no painter love of all
or
Because no patience love of all
Original Lyrics:
Because the greatest love of all
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed at least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my free TV
Original Lyrics:
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed at least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano
Original Lyrics:
I decided long ago, Never to walk with anyone's shadows
Edu Manzano is the name of a Filipino actor
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano
Original Lyrics:
I decided long ago,
Never to walk with anyone's shadows
"The Greatest Love of All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the children's laptop
Original Lyrics:
Let the children's laughter
"This Masquerade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're lost in a Nescafe
Original Lyrics:
We're lost in a masquerade
"This Masquerade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're lost in a mass grave.
Original Lyrics:
We're lost in a masquerade
"This Masquerade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're lost in a masturbate
Original Lyrics:
We're lost in a masquerade
"This Masquerade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're lost in menagerie
Original Lyrics:
We're lost in a masquerade
"This Masquerade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're lost inside this lonely gay we play
Original Lyrics:
We're lost inside this lonely game we play
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you turn me on
Original Lyrics:
Don't you turn me down
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every woman needs an egg.
Original Lyrics:
Every woman needs a man.
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can show you now
Original Lyrics:
I can show you how
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can show you out
Original Lyrics:
I can show you how
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I control your house
Original Lyrics:
I can show you how
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a woman 'til you show me
That you're still in love with me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm alone until you show me
That you're still in love with me.
The misheard lyrics don't make any sense because first of all, George Benson is a man, not a woman, and second of all, the misheard lyrics just plain don't make any sense at all.
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Taco Bell
Original Lyrics:
The talk of the town
"Turn Your Love Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn your cow around
He can show you how
Don't you let him down.
Original Lyrics:
Turn your love around
I can show you how
Don't you let me down.

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