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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Beck that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Beautiful Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is someone crawling you, Nate?
Original Lyrics:
Is someone calling your name?
"Beautiful Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is someone going away?
Original Lyrics:
Is someone calling your name?
"Beautiful Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is someone going away?
Original Lyrics:
Is someone calling your name?
"Beautiful Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's driving you in pain
Original Lyrics:
It's driving you insane
"Beautiful Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, such a pitiful way to break my heart
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, such a beautiful way to break my heart
"Beercan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bulletproof flame thrower on and on
Original Lyrics:
Somebody put a flame thrower on me, oh
"Blackhole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Letting go sleeping bag.
Original Lyrics:
Laying on a sleeping bag.
"Blackhole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sun-eyed
or
My centered girl
or
My sinner girl
or
My centered girl
or
My sinner girl
Original Lyrics:
My cyanide
"Blackhole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run a little life girls.
Original Lyrics:
Running out of light bulbs.
"Broken Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the real me ladies
You won't find yourselves in here
You won't find yourselves in here
Original Lyrics:
This is the real me ladies
You won't find no shelter here
You won't find no shelter here
"Canceled Check" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't cuddle in the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
And I get caught up in the moonlight.
"Canceled Check" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I get cod oil in the moonlight
Reaching out for a rotten egg
I don't want to bake.
Reaching out for a rotten egg
I don't want to bake.
Original Lyrics:
And I get caught up in the moonlight
Reaching out for a rotten egg
I don't want to beg.
Reaching out for a rotten egg
I don't want to beg.
"Clap Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll scratch that c*nt bitch
Original Lyrics:
I'll scratch that kind of itch
"Debra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I coldstep to you
With a fish-pecker gun
With a fish-pecker gun
Original Lyrics:
I coldstep to you
With a fresh pack of gum.
With a fresh pack of gum.
"Debra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I come stepped to you
With the fresh peppers on.
With the fresh peppers on.
Original Lyrics:
I coldstep to you
With a fresh pack of gum.
With a fresh pack of gum.
"Debra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't do you like that
I ain't no chicken.
I ain't no chicken.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna do you like that
Zankou Chicken.
Zankou Chicken.
"Debra" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't do you like that Some cool chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that Sank a chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that
This ain't cool, chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that, Stinky chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that
The same good chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that
Some ghoul chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that Stan Gooch lickin'
or
I wouldn't do you like that St. Hu' chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that Skanky chicken.
or
I wouldn't do you like that Sank a chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that
This ain't cool, chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that, Stinky chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that
The same good chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that
Some ghoul chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that Stan Gooch lickin'
or
I wouldn't do you like that St. Hu' chicken
or
I wouldn't do you like that Skanky chicken.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't do you like that Zankou chicken.
Zankou Chicken is a Middle Eastern restaurant with locations in Los Angeles, Van Nuys, and Glendale (California). There's a review of the restaurant by Beck or someone claiming to be him at http://www.dailydiner.com/restaurant.cfm?restaurant_id=627.
"Devil's Haircut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the Devil's having too much fun.
Original Lyrics:
Got a Devil's haircut in my mind.
"Devil's Haircut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dildo blasting siligrating
Original Lyrics:
Ghetto blasting disintegrating
"Devil's Haircut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling eyes with the maneral's sockets.
Original Lyrics:
Smiling eyes ripping out of its sockets.
"Devil's Haircut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling eyes with the maneral's sockets.
Original Lyrics:
Smiling eyes ripping out of its sockets.
"Devil's Haircut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's wrong 'cos my mime is pink.
Original Lyrics:
Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading.
"Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
90 seconds a mile
Original Lyrics:
Runnin' circles around...
"Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could put away my laundry
Original Lyrics:
You could put the weight right on to me
"E-Pro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on my bones, and the anvil of deblah.
Original Lyrics:
Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight
"E-Pro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See me kickin' the door with my boobs.
Original Lyrics:
See me kickin' the door with my boots.
"E-Pro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They's thumbnail's cleft and that s***s winter.
Original Lyrics:
There's too much left to taste that's bitter.
"End Of The Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not blackened bread, I haven't seen before.
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing that I haven't seen before.
"F***in' With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink my coffee with a road kill.
Original Lyrics:
Drink my coffee with a hubcap.
"F***in' With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rode upon my chicken boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Rode upon my checkout boots.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know I'm gonna still arrive.
Original Lyrics:
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, my Southern girl
or
Hey, my summer girl
or
Hey, my summer girl
Original Lyrics:
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, my scented car
Hey, my scented car
Hey, my scented car
Original Lyrics:
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl.
Hey, my sun-eyed girl.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, my southern girl
Hey, my southern girl.
Hey, my southern girl.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, my summer girl
Hey, my summer girl.
Hey, my summer girl.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw her, yeah I saw her with her hands tied back
And her vaginal burning.
And her vaginal burning.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her, yeah I saw her with her hands tied back
And her rags were burning.
And her rags were burning.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sonar girl
or
My solar girl
or
I saw that girl.
or
My solar girl
or
I saw that girl.
Original Lyrics:
My sun-eyed girl
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spits on the sand where the bums are beachin'
Hey, my song I go
Hey, that song I know
My song I know.
Hey, my song I go
Hey, that song I know
My song I know.
Original Lyrics:
Spits on the sand where the bones are bleachin'
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl.
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl
Hey, my sun-eyed girl.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her for a Sunday lunch.
or
Take her for a Sunday launch.
or
Laying on a sleeping bag.
or
Take her for a Sunday launch.
or
Laying on a sleeping bag.
Original Lyrics:
Take her where her soul belongs.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her where it's all been launched.
Original Lyrics:
Take her where her soul belongs.
"Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, I saw her with her black tongue tied
Grandma Moses.
Grandma Moses.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, I saw her with her black tongue tied
'Round the roses.
'Round the roses.
"Hell Yes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fax machine anthems, put your damn hands up
Original Lyrics:
Fax machine anthems, put your tan pants on
I still like my lyric better.
"Hell Yes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for my place on the 75
Fake prizes rising out of the bung holes.
Fake prizes rising out of the bung holes.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for my place on assembly lines
Fake prizes rising out of the bomb holes.
Fake prizes rising out of the bomb holes.
"Hell, Yes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your bangs
Your butt is nice.
Your butt is nice.
Original Lyrics:
I like your bass
Beat is nice.
Beat is nice.
"High 5 (Rock The Catskills)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' the plastic like a man from a casket.
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' the plastic like a man from the Catskills.
"High 5 (Rock the Catskills)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the basket, like a man from the casket.
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' the plastic, like a man from the Catskills.
"High 5 (Rock the Catskills)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beers and kids, and you don't f*** kids.
Original Lyrics:
Beers and tears, new frontiers.
"High 5 (Rock the Catskills)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** the leather, c'mon, we gotta go.
Original Lyrics:
Rocky mountain low, we gotta go.
"High 5 (Rock the Catskills)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' the basket like a man from the casket.
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' the plastic like a man from the Catskills.
"High 5 (Rock the Catskills)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' the casket like a man from the Catskills
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' the plastic like a man from the Catskills
"High 5 (Rock the Catskills)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I run, f***in' high 5
Original Lyrics:
When I arrive, like a high 5
"High Five (Rock The Catskills)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' the casket like a man from the Catskills.
Original Lyrics:
Rockin' the plastic like a man from the Catskills.
"Hollywood Freaks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Champagne bottles, custom clothes you own.
Original Lyrics:
Champagne, Bibles, custom clothes you own.
"Hollywood Freaks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colored up from special area codes
Hollywood nose with the Hollywood phones
Hollywood nose with the Hollywood phones
Original Lyrics:
Calling up from special area codes
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
"Hollywood Freaks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna be frisked?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna feel this?
"Hollywood Freaks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot lagachita
Be a mamacita
Bean a tacoria
Be a mamacita
Bean a tacoria
Original Lyrics:
Hot like a cheetah
Neon mamacita
Eat at tacoria
Neon mamacita
Eat at tacoria
"Hollywood Freaks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People lift so stooty
Original Lyrics:
People look so snooty
"Hotwax" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I came here to tell you about the rhythms that feed rivers.
Original Lyrics:
I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe.
"Jack-Ass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When my graverly shackles are wild
And something is thinking.
And something is thinking.
Original Lyrics:
When my gravity shackles are wild
And something is vacant.
And something is vacant.
"Jackass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been drifting along in the same stale cheese
Original Lyrics:
I've been drifting along in the same stale shoes
"Lord Only Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows that it's late
Original Lyrics:
Lord only know that it's late
"Lord Only Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oda Mae
Original Lyrics:
Odelay
'Oda Mae Brown' has been played by Whoopi Goldberg in the 1990 movie 'Ghost'.
"Lord Only Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the land, oh, the land, dress passin' through
Original Lyrics:
Odelay, odelay, just passin' through
"Lord Only Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only job worked finger left
Throwing your two big cails down the drain.
Throwing your two big cails down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
You only got one finger left
Throwing your two bit cares down the drain.
Throwing your two bit cares down the drain.
"Lord Only Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing your pubic hairs down the drain
Original Lyrics:
Throwing your two-bit cares down the drain
"Lord Only Knows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing your two big cans down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
Throwing your two bit cares down the drain.
"Loser (Fatboy Slim remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I be lookin' so white, don't you hear me?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser so why don't you kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
About a shotgun wedding in the state of Missouri
Original Lyrics:
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby's in Reno with the fireman date
Original Lyrics:
Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin-D
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boils on a hairy toe
or
Boils on a hairy toad
or
Soiled from head to toe
or
Side over Canada.
or
Boils on a hairy toad
or
Soiled from head to toe
or
Side over Canada.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butane in my brains,
and the apple's got the chunky
With the plastic eyeballs
Spraypaint the vegetables.
Starfruit skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
and the apple's got the chunky
With the plastic eyeballs
Spraypaint the vegetables.
Starfruit skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butane in my veins and mouth
I killed the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray-paint the vegetables!
Dog food, skulls, and the beefcake pantyhose.
I killed the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray-paint the vegetables!
Dog food, skulls, and the beefcake pantyhose.
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Butane in your face,
So I'm out pet the monkey with the plastic dry couch,
Spray-paint the vegetables,
Smock food balls, with the beefed up panty horse
So I'm out pet the monkey with the plastic dry couch,
Spray-paint the vegetables,
Smock food balls, with the beefed up panty horse
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs
Spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
So I'm out to cut the junkie with the plastic eyeballs
Spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive-by body crash
or
Drive-by body cramps
or
Drive-by body cramps
Original Lyrics:
Drive-by body pierce
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go dancing with a heathen.
Original Lyrics:
Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He hung him shelf by a gatar string.
Original Lyrics:
He hung himself by a guitar string.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lizard baby so why dont you kill me
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby so why dont you kill me
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you cure me?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm elusive, baby, so why don't ya kill me?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't ya kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna lose the baby,
so why don't you kill me?
so why don't you kill me?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby,
so why don't you kill me?
so why don't you kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'ma lose your baby, so why don't you kill me?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the time of Stupid, cheese I was a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, there was a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the time of two pansies, I was a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a New York baby
or
I’m a Hoosier, baby
or
I’m a Hoosier, baby
Original Lyrics:
I’m a loser, baby
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill the headlights and put 'em in Israel
Original Lyrics:
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutating my brains
An malcom was a junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spread paper vegetables
Stawk food stalls and the beefcake patny hose.
An malcom was a junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spread paper vegetables
Stawk food stalls and the beefcake patny hose.
Original Lyrics:
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My tongue is a piece of wax
Original Lyrics:
My time is a piece of wax
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, from head to toe,
I'm a loser baby.
I'm a loser baby.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby.
I'm a loser baby.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh everyone
I'm a loser baby.
I'm a loser baby.
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby.
I'm a loser baby.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saving all your footsteps and burning down the trailer park.
Original Lyrics:
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saving all your forceps and burning down the trailer park.
Original Lyrics:
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slam your head in the door,
I'm a loser baby
I'm a loser baby
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby
I'm a loser baby
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smooth, ooo, pair the door!
or
Smooth, ooo paired a door
or
Smooth, ooo paired a door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I open the door...
I'm a New York baby
So why don't you tell me?
I'm a New York baby
So why don't you tell me?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, don't pet the dog
or
So, I'm a cannibal
or
Soiled from head to toe
or
Sore from head to toe
or
Someone open the door
or
So I open the door
or
So I open the door
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
It means "I'm a loser" in Spanish
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm out to anger a grunky with her shmancy overalls
Original Lyrics:
So I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm out to cuss the chunky
With the plastic act balls.
With the plastic act balls.
Original Lyrics:
So I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs.
With the plastic eyeballs.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So high methadone
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
It seem fitting because someone can take methadone and a lot of it and be high
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I opened up the door
I'm a loser baby, so why dontcha kill me?
I'm a loser baby, so why dontcha kill me?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, close the door
or
So, don't kill the dog
or
So, don't kill the dog
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soil up in the door
or
So, oh, oh pin the dog
or
So, oh, oh pin the dog
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So...open the door
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor,
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me
I'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar o'er peninsulas
I'm a Lutheran baby
So why don't you kiss me?
I'm a Lutheran baby
So why don't you kiss me?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sold to a chemical,
Gonna lose the baby, so why don't you kill me
Gonna lose the baby, so why don't you kill me
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some can't say I'm a saint to complain about
Original Lyrics:
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore... would you just get the door?
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soya over Benidorm
or
Sorry over Benidorm
or
Sorry over Benidorm
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Just in case you don't know: Benidorm is a famous sun resort in Spain.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sprechen sie Deutsch to ya', Baby!
Original Lyrics:
Sprechen Sie Deutsche, Baby
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The daytime crap and a folksinger slut
Original Lyrics:
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This breakfast ain't righteous, baby
Original Lyrics:
It's Sprechen Sie Deutsche, Baby
It means "Do You Speak German, baby"
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my green pants, I grumpy monkey.
Original Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the plastic ass balls
Spray paint the vegetables
Spray paint the vegetables
Original Lyrics:
With the plastic eyeballs
Spray paint the vegetables
Spray paint the vegetables
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the plastic-ass fault
or
With the plastic-ass balls
or
With the plastic-ass balls
Original Lyrics:
With the plastic eye-balls
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the rerun shows and the cocaine milk jugs.
Original Lyrics:
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose jobs.
"Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the pee for the potty for the hate.
Trade the cash for the pee for the potty for the hate.
Original Lyrics:
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate.
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate.
"Lost Cause" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waving yellow guns
At somebody new
At somebody new
Original Lyrics:
Waving your guns
At somebody new
At somebody new
"MTV Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emitiny gum
Original Lyrics:
MTV...one
"Milk & Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a gaaden of sneaze
Original Lyrics:
Living in a garden of sleaze
"Milk & Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta way, (of) touching my body
She's gotta way on my computer
She's gotta way, (of) selling me watches
She's gotta way, to ringle my finger.
She's gotta way on my computer
She's gotta way, (of) selling me watches
She's gotta way, to ringle my finger.
Original Lyrics:
She's alright, touching my body
She's alright on my computer
She's alright, selling me watches
She's alright, ring on my finger.
She's alright on my computer
She's alright, selling me watches
She's alright, ring on my finger.
"Mixed Bizness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And make all the people scream
Original Lyrics:
And make all the b-boys scream
"Mixed Bizness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm mixing goodness with leather
Original Lyrics:
I'm mixing fitness with leather
"Mutherf**er"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's got the casual f***ers.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's out to get you, mutherf**er.
"Nausea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mao Zedong, oh Mao Zedong
Rock on.
Rock on.
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, oh nausea
And we're gone.
And we're gone.
"New Pollution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheez-a-roni
The new solution.
The new solution.
Original Lyrics:
She's alone in
The new pollution.
The new pollution.
"Nicotine And Gravy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna guy tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna die tonight.
"Nicotine And Gravy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave them feeding where you've never been kissed.
Original Lyrics:
I'll leave graffiti where you've never been kissed.
"No Distraction"
Misheard Lyrics:
W-T-F
Original Lyrics:
Pull you to the left
"Pay No Mind (Snoozer)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a giant dilldoat crushing the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Like a giant dildo crushing the sun.
"Pay No Mind (Snoozer)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight the city is full of homeworks.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the city is full of morgues.
"Peaches And Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your lamplight cinder burning
Original Lyrics:
Keep your lamplights trimmed and burning
"Peaches And Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smells alot like ginger burning.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your lamplight trimmed and burning.
"Readymade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canceled rashes are running bin.
Original Lyrics:
Canceled rations are running thin.
"Readymade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My bags are waiting and it looks like...
Original Lyrics:
My bags are waiting in the next life.
"Sex Laws" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold cats bitch-slap you so polite
or
Coke-heads bitch-slap you so polite
or
Coke-heads bitch-slap you so polite
Original Lyrics:
Coquettes bitch-slap you so polite
"Sex Laws" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna define the logic of our schedules.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna define the logic of our sex laws.
"Sex Laws" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna defy the logic of our sex laws.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna define the logic of our sex laws.
"Soul Suckin' Jerk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running through the minimo in an underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Running through the mini-mall in my underwear.
"Southern Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't eat the chicken pie
Don't touch the mashed potatoes.
Don't touch the mashed potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
I know I'm gonna take a ride
She doesn't even know what's wrong.
She doesn't even know what's wrong.
"Steal My Body Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No more coughing in the milth.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm coughing with no mouth.
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a wood crack seventy seven
Original Lyrics:
Like a whip crack sending me shivers
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink gods looking to the fruit of the ages.
Original Lyrics:
Pink eyes looking to the food of the ages.
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a drone in the revolution.
Original Lyrics:
She's alone in the new pollution.
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a love Linda, new pollution
Original Lyrics:
She's alone in the new pollution
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a poll gonna strip my emotion.
Original Lyrics:
She's a boat through a strip-mine ocean.
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's allowing the new pollution
Original Lyrics:
She's alone in the new pollution
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's alone in the new evolution (with the 'e' elided)
Original Lyrics:
She's alone in the new pollution
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a cigarette-army charm.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a cigarette on each arm.
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a cigarrette, aren't they charmed?
Original Lyrics:
She's got a cigarette on each arm.
"The New Pollution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the lily-white cavity quasars.
Original Lyrics:
She's got the lily-white cavity crazes.
"Thinking About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Playing in my head
"Truckdrivin' Neighbours Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A**hole casual sweet with the reposist car.
Original Lyrics:
Acid casualty with the repossessed car.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A place we saw the likes to loan
to Jigsaw Jazz and the Get-Fresh Mode
to Jigsaw Jazz and the Get-Fresh Mode
Original Lyrics:
A place we saw the lights turned low,
jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow
jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Barker told me so.
Original Lyrics:
We're all a part of the total scene.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got 10 cent slippers and a microphone
Original Lyrics:
I got 2 turntables and a microphone
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got Tombstone pizzas and a microbrew.
Original Lyrics:
I got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a tone deaf maple with a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a two-ton table and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got t**-t**-tibles and a mircophone.
Original Lyrics:
I got two turn tables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two tube tubas and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta tut-tut-tut on the microphone
or
I'm gonna slap slap slap on the Michael's head
or
You got two-ton Michaels and a Michelob.
or
I'm gonna slap slap slap on the Michael's head
or
You got two-ton Michaels and a Michelob.
Original Lyrics:
I got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got 2 ton gorillas and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got 2 tons of tuna and some rice at home.
Original Lyrics:
I've got 2 turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a tapdance mat and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I got two turn-tables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a ten inch penis and a microphone
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a time time tickles and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got toe jam football and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got tu-tu-tunes and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two brass tuba's and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two pet gerbils and some mice at home
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turn tables and a microphone
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two red bagels and a saxophone.
or
I've got two rutabagas and a slide trombone.
or
I've got two rutabagas and a slide trombone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turn tables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two tail feathers and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta tap, tap, tap on the microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the man Gary say, 'I rock the boat!'
Original Lyrics:
Let my man Gary Wilson rock the most.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the man get loose while I rock the boat!
Original Lyrics:
Let the man Gary Wilson rock the most!
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Members only, hyponotizer,
move through the womb like an ambulance driver
move through the womb like an ambulance driver
Original Lyrics:
Members only, hyponotizers,
move through the room like ambulance drivers
move through the room like ambulance drivers
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling out jives and jamboree hand jobs.
Original Lyrics:
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling out jives in jamboree heaven,
two turn tables and a microphone.
two turn tables and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts,
two turn tables and a microphone.
two turn tables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rorschach!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take take take me down to Mardi Gras
Original Lyrics:
Two turn-tables and a microphone
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was a good drum brake
Original Lyrics:
That was a good drum break
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was a good one, Ray.
Original Lyrics:
That was a good drum break
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was a good thing
Original Lyrics:
That was a good drum break
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a destination, a little off the road
From the habitation of some friends we know
From the habitation of some friends we know
Original Lyrics:
There's a destination, a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know.
From the habitations and the towns we know.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two pierced nipples and a microphone
or
Two dildo's and a microphone
or
Two termpapers and a microphone
or
Two termpapers and a microphone
Original Lyrics:
Two turntables and a microphone
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two tin cans and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What about dozens from both ways? AC/DCs?
Original Lyrics:
What about those who swing both ways? AC/DCs?
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got temp-temp-temples of the microphone
I got temp-temp-temples of the microphone
Original Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
I got two turntables and a microphone
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got ten paperclips and a microphone.
I got ten paperclips and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got twenty-two pebbles and a microphone.
I got twenty-two pebbles and a microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
"Where It's At" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's at!
I got two torpedoes and I'm on the phone
I got two torpedoes and I'm on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
I got two turntables and a microphone
"Whiskeyclone Hotel City 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming back from the carbon-lesson home.
Original Lyrics:
Coming back from the convalescent home.
"Whiskeyclone Hotel City 1997" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will live here forever
With the old s*** and the bees.
With the old s*** and the bees.
Original Lyrics:
I will live here forever
With the ocean and the bees.
With the ocean and the bees.
"Wow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just another perfect night
We're gonna take you to Malibu
We're gonna take you to Malibu
Like these mindless porches / Porsches
Like these violent potions
We're gonna take you to Malibu
We're gonna take you to Malibu
Like these mindless porches / Porsches
Like these violent potions
Original Lyrics:
It's just another perfect night
We're gonna take it around the world
We're gonna take it around the world
Ride these wild horses
Ride these wild horses
We're gonna take it around the world
We're gonna take it around the world
Ride these wild horses
Ride these wild horses
"Wow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Succulent times, these times
Original Lyrics:
Secular times, these times
"Wow"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the luminous moose
Original Lyrics:
With the luminous moves
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