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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Beatles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure how many holes are in the album, Paul?
Original Lyrics:
And now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house at all.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the outer Paul.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Alms DePaul.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we sure how many holes it takes to fill the house at all?
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I read the news today, old boy
Original Lyrics:
I read the news today, oh boy
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the phonograph.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the photograph.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the photographed hand.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the photograph. And...
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was even sure if he was from the Tour de France.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Whores.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Paul.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of cards.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of wine.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house or Paul.
Original Lyrics:
And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house of law.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Porn.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house or floor.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was gonna have the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
That he was from the house of George.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but he was just showing he was from the House of Lords.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but he was really showing
He was from the House of Lords.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, now they know how many holes it takes to fill an armored car.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill Al Capone.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an armored molehill.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill an ounce of hall.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had to know how many whores it took to feel the alcohol.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day In The Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Victor Charlie had just won the war.
Original Lyrics:
The English Army had just won the war.
"A Day in the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four thousand hoes in black dead wankers
Original Lyrics:
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
"A Day in the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just had to lend a hand
Original Lyrics:
I just had to la-ugh
"A Day in the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made the bus and second splat
Original Lyrics:
Made the bus in seconds flat
"A Day in the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House next door
Original Lyrics:
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
"A Day in the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill with alcohol.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Day in the Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to kill the alcohol.
Original Lyrics:
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been sleepin' like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been sleeping with a hog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been working like a doll
Original Lyrics:
And I've been working like a dog
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's murder when I hear you say
You're gonna give me everything.
Original Lyrics:
And it's worth it when I hear you say
You're gonna give me everything.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get home to you, I find a broken canoe.
Original Lyrics:
And when I get home to you, I find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I get you a loan
Original Lyrics:
And when I get you alone.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I come home to you
I wanna spit in your stew.
Original Lyrics:
But when I get home to you
I'll find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I come home to you
I've got the dishes to do.
Original Lyrics:
But when I get home to you
I'll find the things that you do.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am as steep as a log.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like I love.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a dove.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a hog
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a rock
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a wasp
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sleeping on the job
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleeping like a log
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be sweepin' like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been peepin' like a hog.
Original Lyrics:
I should be sleepin' like a log.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been walking like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working like a dog.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I don't p*ss and don't moan.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I really want to eat foam.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I unearth cardamom.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
Cardamom is an obscure spice.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So then I mention I'm home.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I answered the phone
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I get tout le monde.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I let you come home.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So while I left you the moon.
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So while I love to come home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So while I mention I'm home.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I love 'til I'm home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I love to come home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why I mention I'm home?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
'Cuz when I get you alone
You know I feel all gay.
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
'Cuz when I get you alone
You know I feel okay.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why on earth should I roam?
Original Lyrics:
So why on earth should I moan?
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, why on Earth would I roam?
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
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"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I love to come home
Original Lyrics:
So why on Earth should I moan?
When 'A Hard Day's Night' appears in Danish songbooks, it invariably sprouts this line ( that is, the misheard one ). It might be fair to surmise that the mishearing has been comitted at a fairly early point in the song's career. Of course, it might be equally fair to suggest, that maybe it is the internationally accepted version that stems from an ancient mishearing.
"A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm wrong, everything seems to be right.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm home, everything seems to be right.
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the rhythm finally gets you
And a bee hits a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
And when the rhythm finally gets you
And the beat hits you too.
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your lover by your side
Don't you know you're gonna have a lot of friends?
Original Lyrics:
With your lover by your side
Don't you know you're gonna have a lot of pleasure?
"A Taste Of Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel upon my lips I'm gettin'.
Original Lyrics:
I feel upon my lips again.
"A Taste Of Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I peel apart my lips again.
Original Lyrics:
I feel upon my lips again.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cackarooroo Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chai caruah deja
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Che guru devra ohhhhhhhmmm
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child of David
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child of papers oh
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child of the devil
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cincinnati Bengals
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, ommmmm
Note: 'Jai Guru Deva' is a tribute to the Maharishi's guru, Guru Dev. The 'ommmmm' sound is the sound made while meditating. This was on a tv special about the Beatles.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack a brew, David-a.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cry to you danger.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you good day job, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gaga wookie diva, its on!!!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giant Buddha save us
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide the gruel, David.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
High school daze ah
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've come to rue day jobs!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got all day now.
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
J'ai couru deja vu
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
The misheard lyric is French for "I ran already seen".
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jaaaack a roo ooo dayees love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack A Roo Daily
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack a roo days gone.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru dee va om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack a-rootin' Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack aru David
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack grew days of love oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack it up Daivd, um.
Original Lyrics:
Jai gura deva, om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack of all trade, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack of all trades, man
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack'll rule the day.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, the gay devil
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, the new day clerk
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack, the rude tailor
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-Ruby Diva
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-roo David
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-roo a Davis
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-a-roo diva
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva um
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacka new ra day-a ahhhh
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo Day, Oh
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day by ommmm
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deya, om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day-car, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day-glo
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo day-o
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo daylight om.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo days love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackaroo diva
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
A jackaroo is an Australian cowboy.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacques rue Davis
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jageroo Daeva Ahmmm
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerusalem
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jive guru Dave, huh?
or
Childhood days are gone now.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jive guru Dave, huh?
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jockaroo baby
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny grew over David.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jolly good ole Davo.
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Dave, Ah!
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Deja Vu
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Deva Oh
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo daisies
Original Lyrics:
Jai gura deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo dangerous
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo daydream
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru dee va om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo daylight
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru dee va om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo days, ah
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo days, love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blue day oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cool day.
Original Lyrics:
Jai gura deva, om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cruel day of love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cruel day there
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cruel day-a.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a groovy day it was.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a new day that comes.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a roo day va
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a room, day's lie, ah
Original Lyrics:
Jai gru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rude Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rude day of love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ruined days work
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rural daisy
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the rude days have gone.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macaroon Dave
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macaroon baby
Macaroon baby
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Macaroooon day, babe
or
Macaroooooon daja
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My guru's name is Love
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin's gonna change my worm.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's gonna change my world.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, David, Oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raichu rules divas, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
'Raichu' is the evolved form of Pikachu.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shackled in chains
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shy guru day spa
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tag arooo de voila
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tattoo in daylight
or
Tatter rune day-a
or
Tatter rune day-a
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
They slither wildly as
they slip away across the universe
Original Lyrics:
They slither while they pass,
they slip away across the universe
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiger ooh day, the...
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiger-OOO-Dave--AAAh
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigeroo Dave, Allah, Om.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigeroo Dave, ah.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigeroo baby
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time to move on, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trashed the roo-oom days ago, ah.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Triangle ooo day va home
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try a cool daylight on.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try guru Dave ooooom.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to eat potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva Om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the river.
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva, om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to rule a Davis
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to rule, day bird?
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
We eat less and are dying, love.
Original Lyrics:
Limitless undying love
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who ever gave her?
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva om
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are falling off like in this Rafe into a paper cut
They snigger 'round the world they pass, they snigger way across the universe
Boes of summer waves of joy
Original Lyrics:
Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Jai guru deva om.
"Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words are flowing on like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they slith away all across the universe
Got a get over days la.
Original Lyrics:
Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Jai guru deva om.
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Dave, like
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deeva om.
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rude neighbor
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva.
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rude neighbor
Original Lyrics:
Whatever Guru Dev.
this is a translation of the original lyrics
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rutabaga
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pools of sunlight
Original Lyrics:
Pools of sorrow
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Original Lyrics:
They slither wildly, as they slip away across the universe
No matter how much it sounds like "slither while they pass", it's really "slither wildly, as" , I promise you!
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thoughts meow, they're like an endless wind inside a litter box
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts meander like an endless wind inside a letter box
"Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to lose, baby
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
"Act Naturally"
Misheard Lyrics:
The movie's gonna make me a big star,
Like Ben Gazzara, you can never tell...
Original Lyrics:
The movie's gonna make me a big star.
Might win an Oscar, you can never tell...
"Ain't She Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Code Lyoko
Original Lyrics:
Oh di Yoko
Code Lyoko is a French animated series that aired on Cartoon Network in the early 00s.
"Ain't She Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry, Pete
Don't you think that's kinda neat?
Original Lyrics:
I repeat
Don't you think that's kinda neat?
"Ain't She Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Houldy old dough
Original Lyrics:
Oh di Yoko
"Ain't She Sweet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, die Yoko!!!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, di Yoko.
"All I've Got To Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just got a call from me
Original Lyrics:
You just gotta call on me
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then war I'm away
All right, home everyday.
Original Lyrics:
And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then while I'm away, I'll ride home every day.
Original Lyrics:
And then while I'm away, I'll write home every day.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your byes and I'll miss you.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes in the miss you.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close your eyes in the mist, you.
Original Lyrics:
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.
"All My Loving"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pretend I am missing
The lips I ain't kissing.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pretend I am kissing
The lips I am missing.
"All Together Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I have a little one?
Original Lyrics:
Can I have a little more?
"All Together Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in heaven now
Original Lyrics:
All together now
"All Together Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in heaven now
Original Lyrics:
all together now
"All Together Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal the ship! Shock the tree!
Original Lyrics:
Sail the ship! Chop the tree!
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All Anita's love
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you me does laugh.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is bugs.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is drug.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is one
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is slugs.
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your nededles love
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blah, blah, blah
Original Lyrics:
Love, love, love
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Epidalamee
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess again.. love is all you need
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday... love is all you need
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How ya doin' guv'?
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Islam
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a holiday
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a hollyday.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a honey bee.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is irony
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is on your knee.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one you can say that can’t be saying.
[later]
Get together.
Original Lyrics:
No one you can save that can't be saved.
[later]
Yesterday.
“No one you can say that can’t be saying” is not any grammar.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one you can shave that can't be shaved.
Original Lyrics:
No one you can save that can't be saved.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No song you can sing that isn't sung.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing that you sing can't be sung.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but honeyfeed.
Original Lyrics:
Love is all you need.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to deal in time
Original Lyrics:
Nothing you can do, but you can learn how to be you in time
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, he's dead
[Later]
We loved you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We loved you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday
[Later]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"All You Need is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is Luvs
Original Lyrics:
All You Need is Love
"All You Need is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one you can save that can't be sung
or
No word you can sing that can't be said
or
No word you can sing that can't be said
Original Lyrics:
No one you can save that can't be saved
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
A love like her will never die.
Original Lyrics:
A love like ours will never die.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love fur.
Original Lyrics:
And I love her.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you saw my love
You'd number 2.
Original Lyrics:
And if you saw my love
You'd love her, too.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love like I will never die.
Original Lyrics:
A love like ours will never die.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my car, will never die
Original Lyrics:
A love like ours will never die
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything internally.
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and t**ty squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly.
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tender leaves
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tender veal
Original Lyrics:
She gives me everything, and tenderly
"And I Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re #2
Original Lyrics:
You’d love her, too
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your bike is broken, will it let you down?
Original Lyrics:
When your bird is broken, will it bring you down?
This line was said this way in Anthology 3.
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be a Vulcan
Original Lyrics:
You may be awoken
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be a walkin'.
Original Lyrics:
You may be awoken.
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be unspoken
Original Lyrics:
You may be awoken
"And Your Bird Can Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you've seen certain wonders
Original Lyrics:
You say you've seen seven wonders
"Anna (Go To Him)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anna, just one more finger
Original Lyrics:
Anna, just one more thing girl
"Any Time At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time a doll
Original Lyrics:
Any time at all
"Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we wind
Original Lyrics:
Ask me why.
"Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're mine,
my happiness near makes me cry
Original Lyrics:
Now you're mine,
my happiness still makes me cry
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abie you're a rich man, too.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you're a b**ch man too.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich fat Jew
or
Baby you're a rich f@g Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you're a rich fat Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart as the eye can see
Original Lyrics:
Far as the eye can see
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're a rich Mantu.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're a rich babboon.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're a rich man's tool.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuned to A naturally
Original Lyrics:
Tuned to a natural E
"Baby You're A Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn to it naturally.
Original Lyrics:
Tuned to A natural E.
"Baby You're a Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, take a witch step too.
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Baby You're a Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep all your money in a big brown bag
Inside the loo
Original Lyrics:
Keep all your money in a big brown bag
Beside the zoo
"Baby You're a Rich Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you're the rich bat too
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a rich man, too.
"Back In The U.S.S.R."
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mojo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
or
And JoJo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
"Back In The U.S.S.R."
Misheard Lyrics:
Those short-shorts always on my my my my my my my mind.
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way the paperback was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
Original Lyrics:
All the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way the paperback was on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
All the way the paper bag was on my knee.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the weight of paperback was on my knee.
or
Oh, the weighted paper bag was on my knee.
Original Lyrics:
All the way, the paper bag was on my knee.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jo-jo's always on my my my my my mind
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always on my my my my my mind
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backin' the USSR
Original Lyrics:
Back in the USSR
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue in from Miami Beach, we know, you see.
Original Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dewey from Miami Beach
Original Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami Beach
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do we bomb Miami Beach or UAC?
Original Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy disco microphone
Original Lyrics:
Honey disconnect the phone
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jujubees always always on my my my my my mind.
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always always on my my my my my mind.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear you bellow like it's raining out.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your ballerakas ringing out.
Original Lyrics:
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your battleaxes ringing out.
Original Lyrics:
Let me here your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me 'round your Smokey Mountains way down south.
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me 'round your sloping mountains way down south
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me 'round, there's no big mountains way down south.
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me round the Snow-Pig mountains way down south.
Original Lyrics:
Show me round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me round your sloppy mountains way out south
Original Lyrics:
Show me 'round the snow-peaked mountains way down south.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the third-grade girls really knock me out
Original Lyrics:
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how lonely you are, boy.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how lovely you are, boys.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back In The USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, horse.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how lucky you are, boys.
"Back in the U.S.S.R."
Misheard Lyrics:
And George is always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
Original Lyrics:
And Georgia's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, mind.
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't get to beg last night
Original Lyrics:
Didn't get to bed last night
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami teach me oh I see
Original Lyrics:
Flew in from Miami Beach, BOAC.
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me hear your belly like its hanging out.
Original Lyrics:
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out.
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me round your smoky nylons way down south,
Take me to your daddy's car
Original Lyrics:
Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south,
Take me to your daddy's farm
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
come and keep your come-rag warm
Original Lyrics:
come and keep your comrade warm
"Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
flying by miami bitch but you aint see
Original Lyrics:
flying by miami beach boac
"Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bad little kid moved into my neighbourhood
He won't do nothing right - just'n sittin' there and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays that rock and roll music all night
Well, he put two tacks on teachers chair
Puts ya numb and lose your hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) - he's off to the jukebox man
Well, he wore his windcheater till at night it's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the boppin' shop and get that haircut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, this mama's mess has got to stop
Junior's head is hot as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
Original Lyrics:
A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right just sittin' down and look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night
Well, he put some tacks on teachers chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now junior, behave yourself
Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he get (oooh) is lost to the jukebox man
Well, he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula hoop
Well, this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself
Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
He took your canary and he fed it to the neighbors cat
He gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well, your mama's head has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now junior, behave yourself (wooo)
I especially like 'Junior's head is hot as rock'. My lyrics make much more sense - how can he worry his teacher if he doesn't go to school?
"Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gave a cocker spaniel to the Phantom of the Laundromat.
Original Lyrics:
He gave a cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat.
"Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Julia we hate yourself
Original Lyrics:
Hey junior, behave yourself
"Bad Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Judith, behave yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Junior, behave yourself.
"Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid would like a trip to Vienna.
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightining trip to Vienna.
"Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dark at Southampton,
Trying to get some corduroy pants
Original Lyrics:
Standing in the dock at Southampton,
Trying to get to Holland or France.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And of course Henry, the wh*re's dance is the waltz!
Original Lyrics:
And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And of course, Henry the Horse dances the worst.
Original Lyrics:
And of course, Henry the Horse dances the Waltz.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the benefit of Mr. S****.
Original Lyrics:
For the benefit of Mr. Kite.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques fair, have you seen it
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late of Pablos Bank is there--what a scene
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later Pablo Bank is there, what a seen
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten somersaults he'll undertake on solid ground
Original Lyrics:
Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late of Pablos Bank is square--what a scene.
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene.
"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Layla Pavlo, Franc Astaire--what a scene!
Original Lyrics:
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair--what a scene!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wellus my birthday to you
or
Big birthday to ya
or
Big birthday to ya
Original Lyrics:
Well it's my birthday too, Yeah!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like you to dance (with me),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (with me)
Original Lyrics:
I would like you to dance (birthday),
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's your birthday
Happy birthday to you
or
They say it's your birthday
A big birthday to ya'
Original Lyrics:
You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, Yeah!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walrus for my birthday, woo
or
Well slap happy to ya!
Original Lyrics:
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we're gonna have to do you.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's my birthday too, yeah!
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a garden party.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a private party.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a-party, hardy
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to the fire department.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, we're going to a party, party.
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you choose birthday
Original Lyrics:
You say it's your birthday
"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
take a Chichester chance
Original Lyrics:
Take a ch-ch-ch-chance (birthday)
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackbirds singing in my bed at night
Original Lyrics:
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackbirds singing in the ghetto night.
Original Lyrics:
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were only waiting for the Mormons to arrive.
Original Lyrics:
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
"Blackbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were only waiting for the smog to arrive.
Original Lyrics:
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bog along the way.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a dog upon the lane.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog on Penny Lane.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog upon Elaine.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog upon a lake
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fog upon her leg.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Blue Jay Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a frog upon a lake.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fog upon L.A.
"Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I been told by a gorgeous girl
Original Lyrics:
I been told when a boy kiss a girl
"Bungalow Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Buffalo Bill!
Who did you kill, Buffalo Bill?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Bungalow Bill!
What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?
"Bungalow Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not when he lurks so near
or
But when he looks so dear
Original Lyrics:
Not when he looked so fierce
"Bungalow Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother battered him.
Original Lyrics:
The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
Not when he looked so fierce, his mother butted in.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bobby loves her.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bonny love hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bonnie Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp Bunny Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp by me, love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can Bobby love her?
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't Bobby Love?
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't bobbie love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't bomb me love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't bummy love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy be lunch
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy malt loaf
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy meatloaf
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't buy my love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fall in love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canned Puppy Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come peel my spuds, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cunt Barbie loves
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get Babilone!
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give Barney Rubble
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got Bobby Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got puppy love, Evelyn tells me so.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to box for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to march for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to matrimony.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to munch for money
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to munch some honey,
Money can't buy me love
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care to muss for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care too munch for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't give two f***s for money.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care too much for money.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's puppy love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken 'n' Barbie Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kent Bobby Love
Kent bobby love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucky Love Boat
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kint Babby Lub
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Li'l puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magda can buy me love.
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monty can't buy me love
or
Monkey can't buy me love
or
Monkey can't buy me love
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love
'Monty Can't Buy Me Love' was the name of a Simpsons episode.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mono can buy me love.
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mummy, can't baby love?
Original Lyrics:
Money can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Bonny Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That funky love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's puppy love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Commie love show
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love, oh.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
confommie love
Original Lyrics:
Can't buy me love.
"Chains"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please believe me when I tell you,
your lips look sweet
Original Lyrics:
Please believe me when I tell you,
your lips are sweet
"Christmas Time (Is Here Again)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you teen spellers out
Original Lyrics:
O-U-T spells out
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to gather light now, only me
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together
right now
all the meat
Original Lyrics:
Come together
right now
over me
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now maybe
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now over me
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now, on your knees.
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now, ovary.
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now
Oh the meat
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now
Over me
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, bozo wheat.
or
Come together, right now, close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, do re mi.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, for the beat.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, for the win.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, form the beat.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together
Right now
Overby.
Original Lyrics:
Come together
Right now
Over me.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to heaven, right now, over here
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just poops and he pees.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be a yolk or he'll just do what he please.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be at yoga, he just do what he please.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to keep on looking 'cause it's so hard to see
Original Lyrics:
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got Forrest Gump
He got on a sideboard
He want spinal crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got Morris Gumboot
He got on a sidecar
He want spinal flacker
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got morris scumboot
He got ono sideball
He want spinal cracker
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production, he got walrus bingo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production, he got walrus gumboot
He got, oh, no sidebone
He one spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production; he caught Bryant Gumble.
He got Ono Cyborg; he wants spider crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production; he got walrus gumboot.
He got Ono sideboard; he one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gum-boot
He got oh, no sideburns!
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo
He got off the sidewalk
He one spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gunboats
He got Ono psycho
He want spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus bingo
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumbo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He buy production
He got walrus gumbo
He got ono cyborg
He won spinal crack-up.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come old black top
He came movin' up stoley
He got ju-ju pie ball
He drinks Holy water
He got feet down to his knee
Likes to wear a choker
He don't do what he needs.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got Joo Joo eyeball
He want holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come on Flat Top
or
He come off Flat Top.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come over black top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got juju eyeballs
He got early roller.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one holy roller.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gag producition,
He got walrus gumbled,
He got Ono sidewalked, he one spinal cracker...
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Mork and Mindy.
Original Lyrics:
He got Monkey Finger.
However, Mork & Mindy debuted several years AFTER this song was released. So this mishearing could be an anachronism.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Ono cyborg.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Ono socko
He want spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Walrus Gumbo
Original Lyrics:
He got Walrus Gumboot
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got all no sad balz.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got ju-ju eyeballs
He one walrus scumbal.
Original Lyrics:
He got jew jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got koo-koo eyeballs
He want walrus gumball.
Original Lyrics:
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got walking fingers
Original Lyrics:
He got monkey finger
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got walrus scoldrum.
Original Lyrics:
He got walrus gumboot.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got walrus scumboot
He got Onocycle
Original Lyrics:
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
You can get your Onocycle at Walmart, with Yoko Ono's own hair used as streamers on the handlebars!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got working finger.
or
He got murky finger.
Original Lyrics:
He got monkey finger.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got, oh no, sideburns.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He pan for Dutchman
He got walrus gunboat
He got Ono psycho
He got spinal tracking
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He want Mojo Filker
Original Lyrics:
He one Mojo filter
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He want spine-o crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He one spinal cracker.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got Georgia football
He got mockin' finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
Original Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe jam football
He got ucky finga
He shoot Coca-Cola.
Original Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got bags and duck, son
He's got walrus scumboo
He's go oh no sidebone
He likes spinal crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
Mmmmm, spinal crackers!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come ol' bad dog.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come old flak top
He got movin' up soley
He got juju eyeball
He want Holy molar
He got down below his knee
Got to be a choker
He just do what he feeds.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knees
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his entrée, you can feel his disease.
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marijuana, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
Original Lyrics:
Muddy water, he one mojo filter
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
S**t
Original Lyrics:
Sh...
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sh*t
Original Lyrics:
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
John was actually chanting "Shoot me" during the instrumental breaks. (hence the misheard "sh*t") In the final album release, it was partially covered by the bass riff, but in the earlier version released on the Anthology, it is quite clear.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shacked up!
or
Shatter!
or
Schick up!
or
Shit top!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoop.
Original Lyrics:
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoop
Original Lyrics:
Sh!
At the beginning of the song, Ringo Starr used elaborate special microphone configuration to achieve the tight rifle-shot snare beats.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shotgun
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
The words 'shoot me' are covered up by the bass guitar. If you ever get a chance to hear a version without bass, it says 'shoot me' very clearly.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trojan Football
Original Lyrics:
Toe jam football
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walrus Gumbel
Original Lyrics:
Walrus gumboot
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warning, warning, warning street.
Original Lyrics:
One and one and one is three.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water, water, water's free
Original Lyrics:
One and one and one is three
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonky finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
Original Lyrics:
Monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You come on flat top
You've got groovin' up slowly
You've got choo choo eyeballs
You've got holy mojo.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju ju eyeball
He want holy roller.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die, baby, die.
Original Lyrics:
Cry, baby, cry
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Duke was having problems at the local Burger Bee.
Original Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird Museum
Original Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With the message
At the local Dairy Queen.
Original Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local A&P
Original Lyrics:
The duke was having problems
With a message
At the local Bird and Bee.
A&P is a grocery store chain found on the East Coast of the U.S.
"Cry Baby Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The king was in the garbage picking flowers.
Original Lyrics:
The king was in the garden picking flowers.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Day dribber, day dribber, yeah.
or
Daydreamer, daydreamer, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Day tripper, day tripper, yeah.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay stripper
Original Lyrics:
Day tripper
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonagorrhea.
Original Lyrics:
Got a good reason.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got it the feelin'.
Original Lyrics:
Got a good reason.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pig teaser
Original Lyrics:
Big teaser
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has to pay tripple for a one way ticket, yeah
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper a one way ticket, yeah
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She only played one last time
Original Lyrics:
She only played one-night stands
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She only played what I said
Original Lyrics:
She only played one-night stands
WHAT? I've spent ten years thinking the lyric was about playing something. Huh, I guess the girl plays with guys.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a day tripper
A one leg driver yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper
A Sunday driver yeah.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a dead ringer.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a gay stripper.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a state trooper.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a tame twister
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a daydreamer
or
She was at Dage River
or
She was at Dage River
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big cheese
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took my horse away there
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took Miss Hathaway there.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a pig teaser
She took me half the way there now.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She led me half the way there now.
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a prick teaser
She took me half the way there
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
She took me half the way there
"Day Tripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's lovin' Jesus
Original Lyrics:
She's a big teaser
I listen to A LOT of Contemporary Christian Music.
"Daytripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a day triplet.
Original Lyrics:
She was a day tripper.
"Daytripper"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a gay stripper
Hallway chicken. yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She was a daytripper
One-way ticket, yeah.
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Brutus
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear boobies
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear prunejuice
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear puddings
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep blueness
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imprudence
Original Lyrics:
Dear Prudence
"Dear Prudence"
Misheard Lyrics:
They chew apart of everything
Original Lyrics:
That you are part of everything
"Dig A Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote a story
Where you can imitate everyone you know.
Original Lyrics:
I roll a stony
Well you can imitate everyone you know.
"Dig A Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
I-I-I-I-I dig capone
Original Lyrics:
I-I-I-I-I dig a pony
"Dig A Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can celebrate anything you own.
or
You can celebrate anything you're on.
Original Lyrics:
You can celebrate anything you want.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by George - he would!
And now we'd like to thank all the angels, come...
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Hark, the Angels Come.'
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Hour of the Angels Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Worgie
Now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angel's Scum'.
or
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood.
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood.
Now we'd like to do 'Out The Angels Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It' by Georgie Wood.
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Ark The Angel's Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'The Hour The Angels Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
Now we'd like to do 'Our Thing'.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
And now we'd like to do 'All the Angels Come'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
I thought I heard, 'All the Angels Come'. This was simply a "throw off' improvisation by Mr. Lennon between live takes. We all agree he was fairly good at that. If he said "Hark" instead of "All" ; my version (at the risk of being sacrilegious) is better. However, I have had 43 years to consider this and John said it off the cuff.
"Dig It"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was 'Dig It' by Georgie-Worgie-Poo
And now we'd like to do 'Howard The Angel-Stump'.
Original Lyrics:
That was 'Can You Dig It?' by Georgie Wood
And now we'd like to do 'Hark The Angels Come'.
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
when you come on near
Original Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
when you call my name
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
how cares you look so fine?
Original Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
ooh, girl, you look so fine.
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
when you do the storm
Original Lyrics:
You make me dizzy, miss Lizzy,
when you do the stroll
"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to know a cigarette?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to know a secret?
"Do You Want to Know a Secret?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close-up
Original Lyrics:
Closer
"Do You Want to Know a Secret?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasant, choose your fawns and snowy egrets
Original Lyrics:
Listen, do you want to know a secret
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to go to Sea Girt?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to know a secret?
Sea Girt is a borough in Monmouth County, NJ.
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to know a seagull?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to know a secret?
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister
Original Lyrics:
Listen
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows, just Sweet Tooth
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows, just we two.
"Do You Want to Know a Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper
Original Lyrics:
Listen
"Doctor Robert"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor Robot
Original Lyrics:
Doctor Robert
"Don't Bother Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just not right
when every night
I moan alone
Original Lyrics:
It's just not right
when every night
I'm all alone
"Don't Bother Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since she's been gone,
I wonder what to talk to me
Original Lyrics:
Since she's been gone,
I want no one to talk to me
"Don't Pass Me By"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the clock a-tickin'
I'm the man, Michelle
Original Lyrics:
I hear the clock a-tickin'
on the mantle shelf
"Don't Pass Me By"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were in a car crash,
and you lost your head
Original Lyrics:
You were in a car crash,
and you lost your hair
"Don't Pass Me By"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were in a dog patch
And you lost your hair
Original Lyrics:
You were in a car crash
And you lost your hair
"Dr. Robert"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Robin
Original Lyrics:
Dr. Robert
"Dr. Robert"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a man, you must believe (me).
Original Lyrics:
He's a man you must believe.
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Baby, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll love you.
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her my penis, it's all very fine
Original Lyrics:
Working for peanuts, is all very fine
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told that girl that my d*** was like wood.
Original Lyrics:
I told that girl that my prospects were good.
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told that girl that my prostate was good
Original Lyrics:
I told that girl that my prospects were good
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I war be flavor, a star of the screen
But you can do a song playing in-between
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in-between
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee-pee, pee-pee, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll give her penis and it's all very fine
Original Lyrics:
Working for peanuts, is all very fine
"Drive My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working for penis
Original Lyrics:
Working for peanuts
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 days Louise, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 gays Louis, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 gays a week, I love you
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
8th day of the week, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
AIDS makes you weak, I lo-o-o-o- low it.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I lo-o-o-o-love you.
Editor's note: This song actually predates the discovery of the AIDS virus, but maybe the person who submitted this lyric misheard it after the virus was discovered.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't they Louise
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't they sweet
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight days of tweak, I love glue.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight days of weed, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight gays so weak, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight ways to eat, I f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey, Louise!
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey say Louise
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Dais-a-Weese
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Hey Louise, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Jane Louise! I love you!
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, little weed!
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heydays are weak.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week.
Either it's a classic case of youthful overstatement, or he finds loving her really heavy going!
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate dates all week, above you.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate your cheeks! I dove you!
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love you every day girl
Always on my man.
Original Lyrics:
Love you every day girl
Always on my mind.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
May days are weak, a lord will.
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone to love,
Someone IQ.
Original Lyrics:
Someone to love,
Someone like you.
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
AIDS makes you weak, I low it
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight days or weeks
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight games a week
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight maids a-milk
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess you know it's you
Original Lyrics:
Guess you know it's true
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hay babes a week
Original Lyrics:
8 days a week, I love you.
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey say Louise
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheat Chex to eat
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
"Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheat Chex to eat
Original Lyrics:
eight days a week
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the homely people
Original Lyrics:
Ah look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, looking scary homeless people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, to get over lonely people
Original Lyrics:
Oh, look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bloody people
Original Lyrics:
All the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the lovely people,
Where do they all come from
Original Lyrics:
All the lonely people,
Where do they all come from
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
And was buried alone with her name
Original Lyrics:
And was buried along with her name
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arthur MacKenzie
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling it sucks in the night
when there's nobody there
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling it sucks
or
Darling he sucks
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Died in a church and was buried alone with a name.
Original Lyrics:
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Died in the church and was buried along with an ape.
Original Lyrics:
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donning his socks in the night when no one is there
What does he care?
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donning his socks in the the night when there's nobody there
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
I love the Beatles!
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donning his socks
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks
It seems natural to "don" socks (i.e. to put them on), but the British English pronunciation of 'darning' is probably very similar to the American pronunciation of 'donning' insofar as neither one has any strong 'r' sound.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotting his socks in the night when nobody cares
Why does he care?
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when nobody's there
What do they care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotting his socks in the night
Original Lyrics:
Donning his socks in the night
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dotting his socks with the knife when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Ribgy
picks up her eyes from the church where a wedding has been
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried alive the next day.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried along with her name.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks at her rice in a church where a wedding is being
Spits at the dean.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up her eyes in a church where a wedding has been
Is it a dream?
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice at a church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up her rites in the church where her wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleanor raped me.
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ellen O'Rigby
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
O'Rigby is an unusual name, but there are lots of Irish people in the UK.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ellen O'Rigby
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie,
Downing his shots in the night when there's nobody there
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie,
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Donning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Drowning his shops in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Wiping the death from his hands as he walks from the grave.
Original Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his gland as he walks from the grave
Original Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father McKenzie
Nodding his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Father MacKenzie
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guarding his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night
when there's nobody there
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen of Rigby
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helena Rigby
Original Lyrics:
Eleanor Rigby
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do get older lonely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to get all the lonely people
Original Lyrics:
Ah look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at all the lonely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at all the lonely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at all the lovely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at older, lovely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will get over lonely people
or
How to get over lonely people
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking over lonely people.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ironing his socks in the night when nobody's there
What does he care?
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when nobody's there
What do they care?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knotting his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
Original Lyrics:
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at all the lowly people
Original Lyrics:
Look at all the lonely people
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picks up her eyes in the church where a wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picks up her ice in the church where a wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picks up the lice in the church where a wedding has been.
Original Lyrics:
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing a face that she keeps in her jaw by the door.
Original Lyrics:
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing the face that she keeps for her job by the door.
Original Lyrics:
Wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who is the flock?
Original Lyrics:
Who is it for?
"Eleanor Rigby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing the words of a salmon
Original Lyrics:
Writing the words of a sermon
"Every Little Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'm thinking about her now
Original Lyrics:
Can't stop thinking about her now
"Everybody's Got Something To Hide (...)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got something to hide
Except me and my sensei.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got something to hide
Except me and my monkey.
The full song title: 'Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except Me And My Monkey').
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's trying to beat my baby.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's trying to be my baby.
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took her home I had 'an ice cream date'.
Original Lyrics:
'Fore I got home, I had nineteen dates.
"Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took her home and had an ice cream cake.
Original Lyrics:
Took her home and had a nice, clean date.
"Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oklahoma had-a nice teen days
Original Lyrics:
'Fore I got home, I had nineteen dates.
"Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
They took some buds from a tree
Dressed it up to make all the tea
Original Lyrics:
They took some honey from a tree
Dressed it up and they called it me
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the Beatles standing there.
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there.
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly Beatles standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly people standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly people standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly people standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly people standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly people standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly people standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"Fixing a Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly people standing there
Original Lyrics:
See the people standing there
"For No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love that shirt that lasted years.
Original Lyrics:
A love that should have lasted years
"For No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the sound blasted ears.
Original Lyrics:
A love that should have lasted years
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you're Sweden, lovely girl
Original Lyrics:
Because you're sweet and lovely, girl
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you more than Africa, I do.
Original Lyrics:
I love you more than ever girl, I do.
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
LBJ's got nothing on this baby
Original Lyrics:
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same ole 12-bar blues
Elbow James got nothing on this baby.
Original Lyrics:
Same old tale of blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
"For You Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same ole 12-bar blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
Original Lyrics:
Same old tale of blues
Elmore James got nothing on this baby.
Elmore James was a blues slide guitar legend.
"Free as a Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old, old men cry
Original Lyrics:
Home, home and dry
"From Me To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If a citizen must be dumb
If a citizen must be blue
Original Lyrics:
If there's anything that you want
If there's anything I can do
"From Me To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's anything that you want,
like a heart and also two
Original Lyrics:
If there's anything that you want,
like a heart, that's oh so true
"From Me to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just call on me and I'll send you my dung,
With love, from me to you
Original Lyrics:
Just call on me and I'll send it along,
With love, from me to you
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loathe that sweater
Original Lyrics:
And a low back sweater
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loathe that sweater
Original Lyrics:
And a low-neck sweater
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love that sweater
Original Lyrics:
And a low-neck sweater
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a low deck sweater.
Original Lyrics:
And a low-neck sweater.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awesome california a*s
Original Lyrics:
For some california grass
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boston California grand.
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some California a**
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some kind of pornograph
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back to where you left the bong.
Original Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Prunella!
Original Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Loretta!
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, you loner.
Original Lyrics:
Get back to where you once belong
Get back, Loretta!
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back, Gorilla
Your mommy's waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
Get back, Loretta
Your mommy's waiting for you.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get whacked, get whacked...
Original Lyrics:
Get back, get back...
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo lived his own in Tucson, Arizona
Boston California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
for some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man and Dolly was a woman
but they knew it wouldn't last
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a goner.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was another man.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was an owner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Boston, California past.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man and Tony was a robber
Original Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loony
Original Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was an owner
Original Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
JoJo lift his arm into South Arizona.
Original Lyrics:
JoJo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was a wally
Original Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was alone-a.
Original Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojjo was an owner in south Arizona
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his arm in Tuscon, Arizona.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Bought some California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
Boston California mass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona
Boston, California a**.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona
Far from California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home into South Arizona.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
guess I hadn't heard of Tucson at the time
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo left his home into some hairy zoner.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo lift his arm in Tucson, Arizona
Boston, Californial grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo lift his arm into some Arizona for some California grass
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo lived [on] his own in Tucson, Arizona
Off some California grass
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo lived his whole life Tombstone, Arizona
Forcing California grass.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man and Mary was a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo wasa man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who though he was a woman
But he was a frying pan.
Original Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he had a boner
But he knew it couldn't last.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a Lola
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a doughnut
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was a northern man.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was another man.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
But he was an ugly man
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was an owner.
or
Lojo was a man who thought he was an Ono.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man, and Polly was a woman
But if your requests denied.
Original Lyrics:
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man, he thought he was a doner.
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jojo was a man, he thought he was a woman
Original Lyrics:
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour some garlic on your gas.
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Fart thought she was a cleaner.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Modern thought she was a woman
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Lorraine Tomato thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's good at coming
But she gets it while she can
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But she gets it while she can
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing the right of Martin
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Loretta Martin
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought he was a man when in fact he was a woman
But he knew it was his class.
Original Lyrics:
JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tojo was a man who thought he was a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get no a**.
Original Lyrics:
It can't get no worse.
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to admit if it's any better
Original Lyrics:
I got to admit it's getting better
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to admit it's getting wetter
A little wetter all the time
Original Lyrics:
I got to admit it's getting better
A little better all the time
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to admit, Eddie Vedder
Original Lyrics:
I got to admit it's getting better
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to get mad at high school
Original Lyrics:
I used to get mad at my school
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to get mad in high school
Original Lyrics:
I used to get mad at my school
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to get mad in high school
Original Lyrics:
I used to get mad at my school
"Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get in the bathtub
Original Lyrics:
It's getting better
"Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grrr
Original Lyrics:
Girl
"Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl you want so bad
It makes you horny.
Original Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl you want so bad
It makes you sorry.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's another clue for you all:
the walrus was bald
Original Lyrics:
Here's another clue for you all:
the walrus was Paul
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' thru a paperback Juliet.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' through the bent back tulips.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a class on Jung
Original Lyrics:
Looking through a glass onion
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking through a glass oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
Looking through a glass onion
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking through the big fat Jew lips
Original Lyrics:
Looking through the bent-backed tulips
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking through the big, bad tulips.
Original Lyrics:
Looking through the bent-backed tulips.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The walrus was bald
Original Lyrics:
The walrus was Paul
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The walrus's paw.
Original Lyrics:
The walrus is Paul.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to make the duct-tape join.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to make a dovetail joint.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to smoke a dovetail joint.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to make a dovetail joint.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well here's another goffy mall
The walrus is Paul.
Original Lyrics:
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus is Paul.
"Glass Onion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who can do a glass on your
Original Lyrics:
Looking through a glass onion
"Golden Slumbers Medley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there was a way to get back homework.
Original Lyrics:
Once there was a way to get back homeward.
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden showers fill your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Golden slumbers fill your eyes
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there's a way, get my homework.
Original Lyrics:
Once there's a way, to get back homeward.
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep little darling, do not cry.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry.
"Ringo Starr" adds: "Actually I misread it here."
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep pretty doll, you do not cry
Original Lyrics:
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry.
"Golden Slumbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleepidy darling, do not cry.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep little darling, do not cry.
"Good Day Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a laugh
Original Lyrics:
I need to laugh
"Good Morning Good Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time for tea and beat the wife
Original Lyrics:
It's time for tea and meet the wife
"Good Morning Good Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to do to save his life
Called his boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to do to save his life
Call his wife in
"Got to Get You Into My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to get you into my mind
Original Lyrics:
Got to get you into my life
"Got to Get You Into My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I suddenly see you do
Original Lyrics:
Then I suddenly see you, ooh
"Got to Get You Into My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I suddenly see you prove
Original Lyrics:
Then I suddenly see you ooh
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
A penis is a warm gun.
Original Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm gun.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm glove, yes it is
Original Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cause I'm going' down
Back to the abyss that I left uptown.
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,
Back to the place that is left of town
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cuz I'm goin' down
Back to the bitch that I left uptown.
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cuz I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother's up here. John the gun!
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jumped the gun
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mothers so fear he jumped the gun
or
Monnis suf feary jumped the gun
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jumped the gun
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cicadas in my house
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jump the gun.
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not a girl who's Mrs. Mitch
Original Lyrics:
She's not a girl who misses much
"Hello Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You save less
Original Lyrics:
You say yes
"Hello Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say bye
I say hello
Original Lyrics:
You say high
I say low
"Hello Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say less
And I say more
Original Lyrics:
You say yes
And I say no
"Hello, Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say stuff
And I say dope
Original Lyrics:
You say stop
And I say go
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I do appreciate you're big and round
Original Lyrics:
And I do appreciate your being 'round.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I do appreciate your feeling round.
Original Lyrics:
And I do appreiate your being 'round.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I finally changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find, I changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And robbed a brand new Porsche
Original Lyrics:
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And opened up the doors
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find
A jingle line
Who opened up the door.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I find
The gentleman
Who opened up the door.
Original Lyrics:
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now these days are gone
I've got some comfy shoes
Original Lyrics:
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you see hell in me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please help me?
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me get my feed-bag on the ground
Original Lyrics:
Help me get my feet back on the ground
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me if you care, I'm feeling down.
Original Lyrics:
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the line: "just lead your life" I've never done before
Original Lyrics:
I know that I just need you like I've never done before
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not so selfish, no (Later)
My independence seems to vanish in the hay, yes
OR
My independence seems to vanish in Tim Hayes
Original Lyrics:
I'm not so self assured (Later)
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kelp, I streaked somebody.
Original Lyrics:
Help, I need somebody.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Indy pen seems to vahny shim theys.
Original Lyrics:
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three, help me.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please help me?
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was young, the sun was younger than today
Original Lyrics:
When I was younger, so much younger than today
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please get my hairpiece?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please, please help me?
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please, please touch me?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please, please help me?
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please, please, can we?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please, please help me?
"Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won’t you please please kill me
Original Lyrics:
Won’t you please please help me
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear me speaking?
Original Lyrics:
My head is spinning.
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you don't you want me I love you
Coming down fast but y'm miles above toooooooo
Tell me tell me f'mon tell me the answers
You may be a lover but you ain't no prancer
God!
Original Lyrics:
Do you don't you want me to love you
Coming down fast but I'm miles above yoooooooooooooou
Tell me tell me c'mon tell me the answer
Well you may be a lover but ain't no dancer
Wooo!
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a scarecrow
Original Lyrics:
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help is gonna come
Original Lyrics:
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help the schedule.
Original Lyrics:
Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out 'cos Helter Scum.
Original Lyrics:
Look out now 'cos here she comes.
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no damn fun.
Original Lyrics:
Well you may be a lover but ain't no dancer
"Helter Skelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no damn sow
Original Lyrics:
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, shes a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, shes a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changed the date today.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I imagine she's a pretty nice girl.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I imagine she's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine she's a pretty nice girl.
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Madge, she's a pretty nice girl
Original Lyrics:
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girls
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Maggie she's a pretty nice girl
Original Lyrics:
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
Are the lyrics on the back of the album cover? I never bothered to look!
"Her Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Maggie she's a pretty nice girl
Original Lyrics:
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the sun,
a nice day...
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the sun,
and I say...
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the sun, Niacin.
It's alright.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the sun, and I say
It's alright.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel that a** is slowly melting
Original Lyrics:
I feel that ice is slowly melting
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel that acid slowly melting
Original Lyrics:
I feel that ice is slowly melting
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems like years since it's been here.
Original Lyrics:
It seems like years since it's been clear.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little darling, the slime's returning to the faces.
Original Lyrics:
Little darling, the smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little darling, the smiles we turn into the faces.
or
Little darling, the smiles we're turning to the faces.
Original Lyrics:
Little darling, the smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little darling
The bile's returning to the feces.
Original Lyrics:
Little darling
The smile's returning to the faces.
"Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the song
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the sun
"Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems like you've been sitting here
Original Lyrics:
It seems like years since it's been clear.
"Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Paula Zahn
Original Lyrics:
Here Comes the Sun
"Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all night
Original Lyrics:
It's alright
"Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sunlight
Original Lyrics:
It's alright
"Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, so, so, here it comes
Original Lyrics:
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
"Here Comes the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun, sun, sun, here we come (5x)
Original Lyrics:
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes (5x)
"Here, There and Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if she's beside me
I know I need mental care
Original Lyrics:
But if she's beside me
I know I need never care
"Here, There and Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
If she's beside me
I know I need Medicare
Original Lyrics:
If she's beside me
I know I need never care
"Here, There and Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
To lead a better life, I need my love to beat the earth
Original Lyrics:
To lead a better life, I need my love to be here
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cable dog
or
Table dog
Original Lyrics:
Hey, bulldog!
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Egg Foo Yong
Original Lyrics:
Hey, bulldog!
These misheard lyrics had been embedded in my brain for 45 years until last night,when we ordered take-out Chinese food,and I brought up,the fact that the dish we were eating was a Beatles' song lyric.I now stand corrected.
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man What's that, boy? Ruff!
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, what's that noise? Woof!
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, what's up dog? Woof!
Original Lyrics:
Hey man, what's that noise? Woof!
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papal dog
Original Lyrics:
Hey bulldog
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper doll
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Bulldog
"Hey Bulldog"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know what it's like
To listen to your peers.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know what it's like
To listen to your fears.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ayy joo
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
By making his world a little boulder
Original Lyrics:
By making his world a little colder
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate chu
Don't make it bad
Take some bad songs
And make some butter
Remember, to let her under your skin
Then you can start to make it better.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
Don't make it bad
Take a sad song
And make it better
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate you, you bring me down
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hay chewed
or
Hate you
or
Hate you
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Dude
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
From email: My band was playing in a tavern in Marysville,CA. A middle aged fellow came up to the bandstand and requested "Hey Dude". When we realized he meant "Hey Jude" we played along and sang the whole song that way. It was hilarious! Especially the "doody doody dude" part!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jew, don't break it down.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jew
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, be brave.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, refrain.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it back.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make the bed.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make your mind
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't take it down.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dude, yo make it bite
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you, don't be afraid
Take a side song, and make it get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can fart, and make it better.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude, don't be afraid
Take a sad song, and make it better
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start, to make it better.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Juice!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
This song is 7:11, the first ever single above 3 minutes to reach #1.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, June
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kay, too.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey you
or
Na na na na, baby
or
Na na na na, baby
Original Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na na na na, tres chic!
Original Lyrics:
Na na na na, hey Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Page you!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jude!
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember the leather under your skin
Original Lyrics:
The minute you let her under your skin
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember there's lettuce under your skin
Original Lyrics:
The minute you let her under your skin
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to let her onto your part.
Original Lyrics:
Remember to let her into your heart.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to let the radio on.
Original Lyrics:
Remember to let her into your heart.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
St. Jude
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman you need is on your shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
"Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were made to go out and get hurt.
Original Lyrics:
You were made to go out and get her.
"Hold Me Tight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go all over you
Original Lyrics:
Let me go on lovin' you
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coo coo ca choo!
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cook, cook a Jew
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Corporation tee-shirts,
stupid bloody Jews they...
Original Lyrics:
Corporation tee-shirts,
stupid bloody Tuesday
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think that Yoko laughs at you
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop out, drop out
Everybody drop out.
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ev'rybody smoke pot!
Original Lyrics:
Ev'rybody's got one!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody bumf***.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody polka
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
or
Everybody smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot
Original Lyrics:
Oompa Oomapa,
stick it up your jumper (pronounced "joompa")
This lyric occurs in the fadeout of the song and is chanted repeatedly.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody sucks c**k.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody toke up
Original Lyrics:
Ev'rybody's got one!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's f****d up.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly in the ointment
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get f**ked, get f**ked, everybody get f**ked
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one, everybody's got one
This is the funny chant in the middle of the song.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go choke a Jew!
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo-goo the Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goon gape guh-joop
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a lock of fish, my pornographic Princess.
Original Lyrics:
Crab-a-locker fishwife, pornographic Priestess.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a locker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
Original Lyrics:
Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dude, a Jew!
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo ga joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am in Woolworth's.
Original Lyrics:
I am a walrus.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Ache-man
I am the walrus
Take a look at you.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bug man, coo coo cah joo.
Original Lyrics:
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eggplant
Oh, they are the eggplants.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
Oh, they are the eggmen.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eightman
They are the eight men.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the sun don't come
We get to Tanton, standing in the English rain.
Original Lyrics:
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jan Boo food haf keen tem kicking someone in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man you've been a naughty girl
You let your n*****s down.
Original Lyrics:
Man you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polymonic penguin sitting on a Christian
Original Lyrics:
Elementary penguin singing 'Hari Krishna!'
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
See her in a wheelchair
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Original Lyrics:
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
See how they smile like d***s in the sky
Original Lyrics:
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semolina belcher climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Original Lyrics:
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Semolina is a kind of wheat.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone to the dance parlor and left you.
Original Lyrics:
Sit you down, Father. Rest you!
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in a wheelchair, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Original Lyrics:
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the Sun
If the Sun don't come, you get your Times
Or Standard in the English way.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, then pretty soon
You're standing in an English rain
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come you get a chance at standing in the English rain
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden wiating for the sun,
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a w*** from standing in an English way.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the band to come.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot.
Original Lyrics:
Oompa oomapa, stick it up your joompa.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke pot, smoke pot
Everybody smoke pot.
Original Lyrics:
Got one, got one
Everybody's got one.
This misheard lyric was brought up to John Lennon himself by an interviewer for Playboy in 1980, shortly before he was killed. He corrected the interviewer with the correct lyrics.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You have a tantrum
Standing in the English Rain.
Original Lyrics:
Standing in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from
Standing in the English Rain.
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly a pill chair climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Original Lyrics:
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, I'm outta custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yell amount of custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yello Mello Custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man of custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man with custard tripping like a dead dog, aye.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
"I Am The Warlus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Y'all remember Custer?
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am The Warlus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow man Augusta
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elementary penguin singing Merry Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody haha
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got one.
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Expert, texter, smoking joker
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Original Lyrics:
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goo Goo Ca-choo
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
ca-choo like a sneeze
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a worrywart
Original Lyrics:
I am the walrus
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Egbert
They are the Egberts
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the apeman
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the egg-bound
They are the egg-bound.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the leg man
They are the leg men.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen.
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the walrus
Go cook a Jew
Original Lyrics:
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’joob
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kookookachoo
Original Lyrics:
Goo goo g'joob!
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oompa, oompa, everybody's f***ed up.
Original Lyrics:
Oompa Oomapa, stick it up your jumper (pronounced "joompa")
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for Yvonne to come.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get down to the corner, rescue him
Original Lyrics:
Sit you down father, rest you
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, have my fortune cookie
Original Lyrics:
The man maintains a fortune
Spoken in the background
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow mellow custard
Original Lyrics:
Yellow matter custard
"I Am the Walrus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You damn father! Bless you!
Original Lyrics:
Sit you down, Father. Rest you!
"I Call Your Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was I to blame for being a bear?
Original Lyrics:
Was I to blame for being unfair?
"I Don't Want To Spoil The Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to swallow the potty so I'll go
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to spoil the party, so I'll go
"I Don't Want To Spoil The Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not funny what I'd do
If she's not there.
Original Lyrics:
There's no fun in what I do
If she's not there.
"I Don't Want to Spoil the Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will take my little boyfriend to the show
or
I will take my disappointment to show
Original Lyrics:
I would hate my disappointment to show
"I Feel Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheesy love with me and I feel fine
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with me and I feel fine
"I Feel Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with me and a nappy all mine.
Original Lyrics:
She's in love with me and I feel fine.
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
B***ing off freely devine
Original Lyrics:
Flowing more freely that wine
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing off -really then- why?
Original Lyrics:
Flowing more freely that wine.
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ev'ryone's saying it blowing off freely the while
Original Lyrics:
Ev'ryone's saying it flowing more freely than wine
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's naked.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's saying it.
John was not at the recording session.
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowing all free liter wine
Original Lyrics:
Flowing more freely that wine
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a Phoebe mind.
Original Lyrics:
I-I-me-me-mine
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a mime
Original Lyrics:
I Me Mine
"I Me Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ninety-Nine
Original Lyrics:
I Me Mine
Agent Ninety-Nine from the sitcom Get Smart comes to mind.
"I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you had a single truth to tell me
Original Lyrics:
Said you had a thing or two to tell me
"I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you had a thing go toot toot tell me
Original Lyrics:
Said you had a thing or two to tell me
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I held her hand and Maggie's.
Original Lyrics:
And I held her hand in mine.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I held her hand in Hawaii
Original Lyrics:
And I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I held her hand in I-90.
Original Lyrics:
And I held her hand in mine.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I held her hand in life
Original Lyrics:
And I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I held her hand in line
Original Lyrics:
And I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was wavy arms and hair.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was wavy on the edge.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was wavy on the hair.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was wavy on the men.
or
And the way she looked was wavy on the mare.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond a man.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond command.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond her man.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond repair
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond the mare.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she moved was way beyond command.
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the way she shook was wavy armpit hair
Original Lyrics:
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing bare?
Original Lyrics:
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing there?
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I dance with her mother
When I saw her straggly hair?
Original Lyrics:
How could I dance with another
When I saw her standing there?
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw her stand in bed.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her standing there.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw her standing bare.
Original Lyrics:
I saw her standing there.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never dance with a number since I saw her standing there
Original Lyrics:
I'll never dance with another since I saw her standing there
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never dance with my mother
'Cause I saw her underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never dance with another
Since I saw her standing there.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never dance with your mother since your father's standing there
Original Lyrics:
I'll never dance with another since I saw her standing there
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-two-three-bah!
Original Lyrics:
One-two-three-four!
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-two-three-f**k!
Original Lyrics:
One-two-three-four
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she looked was way beyond her hair
Original Lyrics:
The way she looked was way beyond compare
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well my heart went boom as I crossed that room
and I held her hand almighty!
Original Lyrics:
Well my heart went boom as I crossed that room
and I held her hand in mine
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, my butt went poop
When I saw John Rupe.
Original Lyrics:
Well, my heart went boom
When I crossed that room.
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, my heart went zoom
when I crossed that room
Original Lyrics:
Well, my heart went boom
when I crossed that room
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she was just chili 'n' beans
Original Lyrics:
Well, she was just seventeen
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welshy was just seventeen.
Original Lyrics:
Well, she was just seventeen.
"I Should Have Known Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I ask you to remind
Original Lyrics:
And when I ask you to be mine
"I Should Have Known Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I ask you to rewind
Original Lyrics:
And when I ask you to be mine
"I Should Have Known Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is love, you've got to give me Moe
Give me Moe, hey hey hey, give me Moe.
Original Lyrics:
If this is love, you've got to give me more
Give me more, hey hey hey, give me more.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna B O man.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna Beatle man
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your man
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a man.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a rubber band
Oh! I wanna be a man.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your mother baby
I wanna be your man.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your lover baby
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a rubber band.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me that you love me baby
Let the others stand.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me that you love me baby
Let me understand.
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Chopin
or
I wanna be in Japan
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go to hell
Original Lyrics:
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hams
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand
"I Want To Hold Your Hand (German Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come get me by the hand.
Original Lyrics:
Komm, gib mir deine hand
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I got you, I'll feel happy inside.
Original Lyrics:
And when I touch you, I feel happy inside.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I touch you
I will have it inside.
Original Lyrics:
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get high,
I get high,
I get high!
Original Lyrics:
I can't hide,
I can't hide,
I can't hide!
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get high; I get high
Original Lyrics:
I can't hide; I can't hide
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get hives!
or
I get high!
Original Lyrics:
I can't hide!
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you're nothing but a spazz.
Original Lyrics:
I think you'll understand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your gland.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your ham
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your ham
Well, this isn't really misheard, it's just something you can hear once or twice in place of the title lyric. John Lennon was fooling around here.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your head.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your man.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hole your pants.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the feeling that I love,
I get high,
I get high,
I get hiiiiiiiigh!
Original Lyrics:
It's just the feeling that my love,
I can't hide,
I can't hide,
I can't hiiiiiiide!
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a feeling that my love
I get high, I get high, I get high
Original Lyrics:
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you gag asunder
I think you'll understand,
when I say that Sonder
I want to hold your hand
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your hand
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A one-two
or
I won two
or
I wanta Jew
or
I wanna chew
or
Ah, won't you?
or
Why won't you?
Original Lyrics:
I want you
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't chew
I want to so bad.
Original Lyrics:
I want you
I want you so bad.
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so happy.
Original Lyrics:
She's so heavy.
"I Want You/She's So Heavy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so Heaven!
Original Lyrics:
She's so heavy.
"I Want You/She's So Heavy"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so healthy.
Original Lyrics:
She's so heavy.
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get high
Original Lyrics:
I can't hide
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Chopin
or
I wanna be in Japan
Original Lyrics:
I want to hold your hand
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hair
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand.
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hams
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold your hand
"I Want to Hold Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ivana, hold your hand
Original Lyrics:
I want to hold your hand
"I'll Be On My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be on my way...ho.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be on my way home.
"I'll Be On My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
To where the winds don't blow,
and northern rivers flow
Original Lyrics:
To where the winds don't blow,
and golden rivers flow
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get shy when the shark is Cher.
Original Lyrics:
I get shy when they start to stare.
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get shy when the shark is dead.
Original Lyrics:
I get shy when they start to stare.
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get shy when there's doctors there
Original Lyrics:
I get shy when they start to stare
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a trip to Majorca that's bigger than my feet.
Original Lyrics:
I got a chip on my shoulder that's bigger than my feet.
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could see you now,
I'd try to make you say it somehow
Original Lyrics:
If I could see you now,
I'd try to make you sad somehow
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue, you'd better hide all the girls.
Original Lyrics:
(And when I) do you'd better hide all the girls.
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
You bet and have all the girls
I'm gonna make her heart go 'round the world.
Original Lyrics:
You better hide all the girls
I'm gonna break their hearts all 'round the world.
"I'll Cry Instead"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better hide all the girls
'Cause I'm gonna break their hearts
And go 'round the world.
Original Lyrics:
You better hide all the girls
I'm gonna break their hearts
All 'round the world.
"I'll Follow The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day you'll find that I have gum
Original Lyrics:
One day, you'll find that I have gone.
"I'll Follow The Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though tomorrow may ring true, tonight I'll follow the sun.
Original Lyrics:
But tommorow may rain so, I'll follow the sun.
"I'll Follow the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
But tomorrow my Rachel, I'll follow the sun
Original Lyrics:
But tomorrow may rain so, I'll follow the sun
"I'll Follow the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day you'll look to see a gun
Original Lyrics:
One day you'll look to see I've gone
"I'll Follow the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day you'll look to see a gun
Original Lyrics:
One day you'll look to see I've gone
"I'll Follow the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, you'll look to see I've a gun.
Original Lyrics:
One day, you'll look to see I've gone.
"I'm A Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so it's true, tried complete, vor a vor.
Original Lyrics:
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall.
"I'm A Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a loser, and I love someone who's mean to me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser, and I lost someone who's near to me.
"I'm A Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a girl named Miriam, my friend
Original Lyrics:
She was a girl in a million, my friend
"I'm Down (Take 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
That turned out good.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, it's really good.
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you a ride, but you know I'm down
Original Lyrics:
How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you love when I'm goin' down.
Original Lyrics:
How can you laugh when you know I'm down?
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man buys one woman clothes to wear
Original Lyrics:
Man buys ring, woman throws it away
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them bells ring with my clothes in a way
Original Lyrics:
Man buys ring woman throws it away.
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all alone and with nobody else,
You still monkey around with yourself.
Original Lyrics:
We're all alone and there's nobody else,
You still moan, 'Keep your hands to yourself!'
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all alone and with nobody else,
She still says 'no, keep your hands to yourself!'
Original Lyrics:
We're all alone and there's nobody else,
You still moan, 'keep your hands to yourself!'
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
When bells ring
Dawn throws it away.
Original Lyrics:
Man buys ring
Woman throws it away.
"I'm Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tantalize thinking I can’t see
Original Lyrics:
You tell lies thinking I can’t see
Dad grew up listening to The Beatles, heard this as a child.
"I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna tell your mother and your butler, too
They'll say 'no' when I say 'one and one are two'.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna tell my mama and my papa, too
So they'll know exactly what I'm gonna do.
"I'm Looking Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking through you in my underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking through you, but I don't know where.
The "underwear" line is sung on the "I Am Sam" sountrack cover of this song.
"I'm Looking Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love has the nasty habit of a disappearing oven knife.
Original Lyrics:
Love has the nast habit of disappearing overnight.
"I'm Looking Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, well, baby you've changed
Original Lyrics:
Or maybe you've changed
"I'm Looking Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a bird-brain, but not today
Original Lyrics:
You were above me, but not today
"I'm Only Sleeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind, I think like crazy.
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind, I think they're crazy.
"I'm Only Sleeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still Johnny.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still yawning.
"I'm Only Sleeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it a lie, all the world goin' by my window.
Original Lyrics:
Keeping an eye on the world goin' by my window.
"I'm Only Sleeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping alive on the world goin' by my window.
Original Lyrics:
Keeping an eye on the world goin' by my window.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cat's up my brain.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
And curse the walls around me.
Original Lyrics:
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
And curse the walls around me
Original Lyrics:
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
And curse the world around me
Original Lyrics:
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's just mo-jo
It's doing me harm.
Original Lyrics:
But it's no joke
It's doing me harm.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop the train
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
I canceled the train
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll have another cigarette and curse the walls around me
You are such a stupid git
Original Lyrics:
I'll have another cigarette and curse Sir Walter Raleigh
(He was such a stupid git)
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat's got my brain.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop my brain.
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you wouldn't be wantin' me, no Joe,
It's two in the morning and I can't sleep,
The cat's got my brain, you know it's knee deep,
I'm going insane
Original Lyrics:
You'd say I'm puttin' you on, but it's no joke,
It's doing me harm, you know I can't sleep
I can't stop my brain, you know it's three weeks
I'm going insane
"I'm So Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd say, 'pudding and yarn'
But this mojo is doin' me harm.
Original Lyrics:
You'd say, I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doin' me harm.
"I've Got A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a filling.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a feeling.
"I've Got A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sunburn's peeling.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a feeling.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jiggy's calling me back again.
Original Lyrics:
And she keeps calling me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she keeps calling, 'Be back again!'
Original Lyrics:
And she keeps calling me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angie keps calling: 'be back again!'
Original Lyrics:
And she keeps callin' me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling, yes I am falling,
chickens are calling, me back again
Original Lyrics:
Falling, yes I am falling,
and she keeps calling me back again
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this - There is no such performer as Across The Universe. That happens to be another song by the Beatles.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farming, yes I am farming
And she keeps calling be back again.
Original Lyrics:
Falling, yes I am falling
And she keeps calling me back again.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want all the world to see me black
Original Lyrics:
I want all the world to see we've met
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd have never been a girl.
Original Lyrics:
I'd have never been aware.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've just seen a face I can't forget
I'm gonna get a all nice and wet.
Original Lyrics:
I've just seen a face I can't forget
The time or place where we first met.
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've just seen a face I can't forget
I'm gonna get a great big net
Original Lyrics:
I've just seen a face I can't forget
the time or place where we first met
"I've Just Seen A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maggie's just the girl for me.
Original Lyrics:
She's just the girl for me.
"I've Just Seen a Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spawning, yes I am spawning
And she keeps calling me back again
Original Lyrics:
Falling, yes I am falling,
And she keeps calling me back again
To this day, I sing the misheard lyrics just for fun!
"If I Fell"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I could in Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I couldn't stand the pain
"If I Fell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she lands, we ought to.
Original Lyrics:
When she learns we are two.
"If You've Got Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd better take yourself home,
no one can and Ringo too
Original Lyrics:
You'd better take yourself home,
go and count a ring or two
"If You've Got Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd better take yourself home
No one cares a Ringo tune.
Original Lyrics:
You'd better take yourself home
Go and count a ring or two.
"In My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these places have their mornings
Original Lyrics:
All these places have their moments
"In My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my life, I loved the mall.
Original Lyrics:
In my life, I've loved them all.
"In My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are dead and some are livid
Original Lyrics:
Some are dead and some are living
"In Spite Of All The Danger"
Misheard Lyrics:
And let me sing for you,
anything you want me to
Original Lyrics:
I'll do anything for you,
anything you want me to
"Inner Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never could see any album
Original Lyrics:
Never could see any other way
"Inner Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't have it any other way
Original Lyrics:
Never could see any other way
"Inner Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never to see Annie of the word
Original Lyrics:
Never could see any other way
This is the hidden track on the CD version of The Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." It's the very last track.
"It Won't Be Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know that you won't beat me no more.
Original Lyrics:
Now I know that you won't leave me no more.
"It Won't Be Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't beat me no more.
Original Lyrics:
You won't leave me no more.
"It's Only Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why am I so shy when I'm inside you?
Original Lyrics:
Why am I so shy when I'm beside you?
"Julia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Julia, Julia, more and more touch me
Original Lyrics:
Julia, Julia, morning moon, touch me
"Kansas City/Hey, Hey, Hey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, Kansas City
Gonna get my mini van home.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Kansas City
Gonna get my baby back home.
"Kansas City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware of porn.
Original Lyrics:
Though we're apart
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chillin' nacho bean
Wonders how you manage to make, hey that's me.
Original Lyrics:
Children at your feet
Wonders how you manage to make ends meet.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abe Vigoda, babies at your breast
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big feet pajamas
Children at your feet
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
Children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big green banana
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children natural fiend
Wonders how you manage to make, hey that's me
Original Lyrics:
Children at your feet
Wonders how you manage to make ends meet
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleaning for Donna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think that money was never sent?
Original Lyrics:
Did you think that money was Heaven sent?
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you think that money was seven cents?
Original Lyrics:
Did you think that money was Heaven sent?
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday night arrives without a fruitcake
Original Lyrics:
Friday night arrives without a suitcase
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knee deep and under, chewin' at your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knee deep in donuts
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
A lot of people thought it was Ringo singing this song... actually it was Paul McCartney. His explanation: 'I was using my 'Fats Domino' voice on this bit.'
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knee deep in doughnuts,
children at your feet
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna,
children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knee deep in doughnuts
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
This song can sound like this because it is pronounced 'Lady Madoenna.'
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Godiva, children at your feet
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Godiva, chocolate on your feet
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children ask your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, meet me at your breast.
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, terminate your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
Children with pigs' feet.
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
Children at your feet.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
Chili anchovy
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
Children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady banana. Children at your feet
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna. Children at your feet
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leedee bedodder
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Libby and Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liddy and Madonna
or
Libyan Madonna
or
Liberal Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe ya gotta try it on the bed
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna lyin' on the bed
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs.
See how they run!
Original Lyrics:
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run!
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday's child learned to tie his shoelace.
See how they run.
Original Lyrics:
Monday's child learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday's chowder has learned to tie his bootlegs.
Original Lyrics:
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning greets me like a nun.
Original Lyrics:
Sunday morning creeping like a nun.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
V.D. Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wendy's child has learned to tie his boot lace.
Original Lyrics:
Monday's child has learned to tie boot lace.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who buys the money when you pay the rent?
Original Lyrics:
Who finds the money when you pay the rent?
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonder how you manage to beat the rest.
Original Lyrics:
Wonder how you manage to feed the rest.
"Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonder how you manage to make mince-meat?
Original Lyrics:
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet?
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
A&P
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my armoured topless, she is standing right in front of me
Original Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my art of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
or
And in my armored darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
Original Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness, cheese's standing right in front of me.
Original Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my hour of doctors, she is standing right in front of me.
Original Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my orthodontist
Original Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my own dauntless
Original Lyrics:
And in my hour of darkness
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though they may be ribald, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
or
And though they may be maudlin, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Original Lyrics:
For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crisp the words of wisdom
Original Lyrics:
Whisper words of wisdom
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
For though they may be pardoned
Original Lyrics:
For though they may be parted
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my own pajamas
Original Lyrics:
In my hour of darkness
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady B.
Original Lyrics:
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Larry pee
Larry pee.
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaded bee
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lennon be
Original Lyrics:
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Les p'tites b***s
Original Lyrics:
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee.
Original Lyrics:
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee
Let me pee.
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter B
Original Lyrics:
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter B
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
Heading for the downfall of the American way of life as we know it.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter b
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little bee
Original Lyrics:
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Medipede
Original Lyrics:
Let It Be
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moe and Larry come to me
Original Lyrics:
Mother Mary comes to me
The original misheard lyric goes to Steve Moris
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother Mary comforts me
Original Lyrics:
Mother Mary comes to me
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speaking words of Quizno, let it be.
Original Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
This is what my son was singing the other day. Asked him to sing it again. Yup. Words of Quiznos. (**Editor's note: This would be an anachronism, however, since the Quiznos fast food chain wasn't established until the early 1980's. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible.)
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom, Leonard Bee.
Original Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom
Letter B.
Original Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speaking words of wiz-bum.
Original Lyrics:
Speaking words of wisdom.
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be a cancer, let it be
Original Lyrics:
There will be an answer, let it be
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
They will leave Bonanza
Original Lyrics:
There will be an answer
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though the baby farted
Original Lyrics:
Though they may be parted
"Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper words of women.
Original Lyrics:
Whisper words of wisdom.
"Let it Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let him pee
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
"Little Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want someone to make a fist so fine.
Original Lyrics:
If you want someone to make you feel so fine.
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laugh, laugh, Pisa, (Italy), Kenne-die,
I love, your mama in Tiso cheese, laugh mesa
Original Lyrics:
Love, love me do, you know I love you,
I'll always be true so please-ese, love me do
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laugh, laugh, Pisa, (Italy), Kenne-die,
I love, your mama in Tiso cheese, laugh mesa
Original Lyrics:
Love, love me do, you know I love you,
I'll always be true so please-ese. love me do
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me, cool!
Original Lyrics:
Love me do.
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me, too.
Original Lyrics:
Love me do.
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, love my doo
You know it loves you
I'll always be true
To peas, so love my doo.
Original Lyrics:
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please, love me do.
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rub me, too
Original Lyrics:
Love me do
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
So plea-ea-ea-ease love me, too
Original Lyrics:
So plea-ea-ea-ease love me do
"Love Me Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I want to
Original Lyrics:
You know I love you
"Love You To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me while you can
For the depth of man
Original Lyrics:
Love me while you can
Before I'm a dead old man
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ararita, meter made
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the bill and Rita paid it,
took her home I really made it
Original Lyrics:
Got the bill and Rita paid it,
took her home and nearly made it
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leroy Lita, Lita's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me, Mieter, Mieter man.
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
'Mieter' is German for 'tenant'.
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely Rita Mita May
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, beef chow mein
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meet her maid.
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, pizza face
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely retard/meter maid
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took her out and tried her wiener.
Original Lyrics:
Took her out and tried to win her.
"Lovely Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ugly Rita, Rita May
Original Lyrics:
Lovely Rita, meter maid
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl with colitis go by
Original Lyrics:
A girl with kalidescope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl with colitis goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl with colitis walks by.
Original Lyrics:
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl with the Linus goes by.
Original Lyrics:
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown paper packages leer on the chore
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look into the sky, the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loosely in the sky with Simon.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loosely in the sky with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy and this guy was drivin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy and this guy with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy bleeding with the diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy got high with Linus.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in disguise with Linus.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in disguise with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sacrifice
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the skies with almonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky and flyin'
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with Dinah
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with Linus
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with Pam is
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with Primus.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with Simon
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diapers.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with donuts.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with vitamins.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky would die.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky, likes pie, man.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy is the guy for Simon
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy is this guy with diamonds!
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy was a cow that died.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's getting high with Linus
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's in a fight with Linus!
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's in a pie with diamonds.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's in disguise with diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's into styrofoam diamonds
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy, kiss the guy beside me.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Newspaper tax is the pear of the show
Waiting to take you away.
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis the beer on the shore.
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters that are licking their thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poesy in the sky with diamonds.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sellotaped flowers of yellow and green
Toilet ring over your head.
Original Lyrics:
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snoopy and the guys with Linus.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snoopy's in the sky, he's divin'.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
The girl with colitis goes by.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl so incredibly high
Original Lyrics:
That grow so incredibly high
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with a Linus goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with colitis goes blind.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with colitis goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
This has been entered several times - however, none of them mention that this one was used as a joke in The Nanny.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with colitus goes by
Original Lyrics:
The girl with kalaidescope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl with the lightest copes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of colitis goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see in the sky and die with this
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think a taxi's a bear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've paid the tax, he's the queer of the shore.
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've paid the taxes, the beer on the shore.
Original Lyrics:
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy and this guy named Linus
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy in disguise with Donna
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's in disguise in China
or
Lucy and her big vagina
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy's in the sky and diamonds.
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow flies
Original Lyrics:
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
"Maggie Mae"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tiz the part of Liverpool
Vera took me to.
Original Lyrics:
To the port of Liverpool
They returned me to.
"Maggie Mae"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the Carter's Liver Pill
Original Lyrics:
To the port of Liverpool
"Maggie Mae"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh dirty Maggie Mae, they have taken her away
And she'll never walk down life's streets anymore
Oh, the judge he guilty found her, robbin' the home o' Bounder
That dirty no-good lovin' Maggie Mae she's the fount of livin' ills, for every dermy too
A quid five ten a week that was my pay
Original Lyrics:
Oh dirty Maggie Mae they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street any more
Oh the judge he guilty found her for robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbing Maggie Mae
This is a part of Liverpool, they returned me to
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
All aboard the mystery whore.
Original Lyrics:
All aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah, Allah loves the Mystery Tour.
Original Lyrics:
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah. Allah aboard on the mystery tour.
Original Lyrics:
Roll up. Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on for the mystery tour.
Original Lyrics:
All aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
La la la la, la la la la, mystery tour
Original Lyrics:
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
La la! The Magical Mystery Tour
Original Lyrics:
Roll up! Roll up for the mystery tour!
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magical Mystery Toes
Original Lyrics:
Magical Mystery Tour
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull up, pull up for the Mystery Tour.
Original Lyrics:
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll up
Bad-da-dup Ba-da-deep-ba-dee Tour
Original Lyrics:
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Torah.
Original Lyrics:
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollo, Rollover the Mystery Tour.
Original Lyrics:
Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell out for the mystery, girl
or
Roll out for the mystery whore
Original Lyrics:
All aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamma-La-la-la-la!
Shamma-La to the mystery store!
Original Lyrics:
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Magical Mystery Tour is humping to take you away
Original Lyrics:
The Magical Mystery Tour is hoping to take you away
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trollop the great mystery whore
or
Sold out of the mystery tours
or
Shallot of the mystery, swore.
Original Lyrics:
Aboard for the mystery tour.
"Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wal-lah!
The Magical Mystery Tour.
or
Voila!
The Magical Mystery Tour.
Original Lyrics:
Roll up
Roll up for the Mystery Tour.
"Magica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll up
Roll up for the mystery tour
Original Lyrics:
La la la la
La la la la mystery tour
"Matchbox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your little dog, 'til your baked out tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Let me be your little dog, 'til your big dog comes.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fooligan.
Original Lyrics:
Back in school again
Maxwell plays the fool again.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gang bang Maxwell's siver hammer came down on her head.
Original Lyrics:
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He grips her from behind
Original Lyrics:
He creeps up from behind
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joan S. Whizzical,
studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times that must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
or
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot-be so...' oh oh oh P. C.
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
Original Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing fifty times 'I must not be so..oh..oh..oh P. C.'
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joan S. Whizzical
Studied by the physical
Bang! Bang!
That's well silver hammer be down upon her head
Writing 50 times That must not be so P. C.
Thirty-one said we go to dirty one.
Original Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
studied pataphysical
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so...' oh oh oh Precinct
Thirty-one said, 'We caught a dirty one.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
Sturdy, fat, and physical
Science in the form.
Original Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical
Studied Pataphysical
Science in the home.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test due
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test you know.
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a texture
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxwell Edison major ring in medicine
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the picture sho-o-o-ow?'
Original Lyrics:
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
'Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh oh oh.
Original Lyrics:
Late nights all alone with a test tube, oh oh oh oh.
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing 50 lines 'I must not be soooo.'
Original Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not soooap.'
Original Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not be soooo.'
"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I'm a snot bes-o...'
Original Lyrics:
Writing 50 times 'I must not be so-o...'
"Maxwell’s Silver Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal the hammer, man!
Original Lyrics:
Silver hammer man!
"Mean Mister Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***s in the dark trying to save paper.
Original Lyrics:
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always shouts at something unseen.
Original Lyrics:
Always shouts out something obscene.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a coconut
Original Lyrics:
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a tampon nailed to his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a tampon rolled up his nose
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob rolled up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-buck note up his nose
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps a tin pot roll up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps some ten mark note up his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose.
"Mean Mr. Mustard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeps some tin foil rolled up his nose
Original Lyrics:
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, Ma Bell
Someday monkeys won't traipse in on time
Traipse in on time.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, Ma Bell
Sunday morn' keep on play piano 'n songs
Play piano 'n songs.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, My Belle
Sunday, Money bone tray
Piano son
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, je m'appelle
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle Someday monkeys won't play piano songs. Play piano songs. [Or some people say the lyrics: "monkeys will play piano songs"].
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Someday monkey won't play piano song
Play piano song
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sunday Monk, he wants to ban odd socks
To ban odd socks
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sunday monkey won't play piano song
Play piano songs.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sunday-monkey won't try piano songs.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont trés bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my Bell,
Sunday morning we play piano songs,
play piano songs
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my Belle,
Sunday monkey won't play piano songs,
play piano songs
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my Belle
Sunday morn' keep on play piano 'n song
Play piano 'n song.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my bear
Something wrong, he won't play a game or song
Play a game or song.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my bell,
someday monkey won't play piano song
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle,
sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my bell
Sunday monkey bone-tray piano song
Play piano some
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my bell
Someday monkey play piano song
Play piano song.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my bell
Someday monkeys won't get in on Sunday
Train been on Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sontles mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my bell
Soulless monkey fortress be in sample turns, be in sample.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my bell, sunny monkeys bang on piano songs, bang on them songs
or
Michelle, my belle, Sunday morning play pian' ensem', play pian' ensem-buh
or
Michelle, my belle, Sunday morning play pian' ensem', play pian' ensem-buh
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle, sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
Translation: "My beauty, these are words that go together well" ma belle: my beauty sont: are des mots: words qui: that vont: go tres bien: very good (well) ensemble: together
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my belle.
Something makes Yvonne play bad old songs
Play bad old songs
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle.
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my belle
Someday monkey won't play a piano song
Play piano song.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my belle
Something's wrong, he won't play piano songs
Play piano songs.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle, my belle
Sunday, Monday, don't play piano, son.
Original Lyrics:
Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday monkey won't play piano ensemble.
Original Lyrics:
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song.
Original Lyrics:
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday monkey's gon' play piano song
Original Lyrics:
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday mookey won't play piano
Some play piano some.
Original Lyrics:
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday more keep on play piano song
Play piano song.
Original Lyrics:
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, we'll keep on tre bien ensemble
Tre bien ensemle.
Original Lyrics:
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday Donkey Kong play piano song
Play piano song.
Original Lyrics:
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble.
"Michelle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning's come,
play piano some,
play piano some
Original Lyrics:
Sont des mots qui vont
tres bien ensemble,
tres bien ensemble
"Mother Nature's Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oya Poya; Country boy
Original Lyrics:
Born a poor young country boy
"Mother Nature's Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit beside a mountain stream
Cedar waters rise.
Original Lyrics:
Sit beside a mountain stream
See her waters rise.
"Mr. Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am on my knees, begin if you please
Original Lyrics:
Here I am on my knees begging if you please
"Mr. Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Nazi! Don't come my way!
Original Lyrics:
On the nights you don't come my way
"Mr. Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Moline
Original Lyrics:
Mister moonlight
"Mr. Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
P*ss on the wine.
Original Lyrics:
Mister Moonlight
"No Reply"
Misheard Lyrics:
I nearly dialled, I nearly dialled
'Cause you walked hand in hand
With another man in my place
Original Lyrics:
I nearly died, I nearly died
'Cause you walked hand in hand
With another man in my place
I'm in the UK, so used the English spelling for "dialled". He DID try to telephone - see previous verse.
"No Reply"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the light
Original Lyrics:
I saw the lie
"No Reply"
Misheard Lyrics:
This happened first before
Original Lyrics:
This happened once before
"No Reply"
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked hand in hand with another man in my face.
Original Lyrics:
You walked hand in hand with another man in my place.
"Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I awoke "I was alone", whispered her phone
Original Lyrics:
And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
"Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I awoke I was alone, whispered in foam
Original Lyrics:
And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown
"Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me she worked in the morning and started a bath
I tied her up and I knew that I would get the sack.
Original Lyrics:
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
"Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told I didn't and crawled off to sleep on her back.
Original Lyrics:
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I awoke
I was alone
Whispered the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And when I awoke
I was alone
This bird had flown.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Biting my thumb.
Original Lyrics:
Biding my time.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I let her fly
Original Lyrics:
I lit a fire
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I licked a friar.
Original Lyrics:
I lit a fire.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I once hurt a girl, or should I say she once hurt me.
Original Lyrics:
I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the floor
By the mybine
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the floor
Biding my time
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on the rug, biting my tie.
Original Lyrics:
I sat on the rug, biding my time.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told her "I didn't get called on to sleep in the bath"
Original Lyrics:
I told her "I didn’t" and crawled off to sleep in the bath
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me.
Original Lyrics:
I once had a girl or should I say she once had me.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted a girl
Or should I say
She wanted me
I sat on her rug
Biting my tongue
Drinking her wine.
Original Lyrics:
I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me
I sat on her rug
Biding my time
Drinking her wine.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it good, no Injun would.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it good
Knowing Sherwood?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it good
Norwegian wood.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's scented good, Norwegian wood.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing she would
Original Lyrics:
Norwegian wood
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't, encraldoff (meaning "intend") to sleep in the bath.
Original Lyrics:
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
I thought he was saying he had no intention of sleeping in the bath. Pretty racy for a 7th grader.
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I let her fly
Original Lyrics:
So I lit a fire
"Norwegian Wood"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I mystify.
Original Lyrics:
So, I lit a fire.
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real Noah man
Sitting in his Noah land
Making all his Noah plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real Noel man
Sitting in his Noel land
Making all his Noel plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real Norway man
Sitting in his Norway land
Making all his Norway plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real modern man
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's the real noval man
Sitting in his noval land
Making all his noval plans for nobody.
Original Lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't he a b**tch like you and me?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piv it all
Until somebody else into your hands.
Original Lyrics:
Leave it all
'Til somebody else lends you a hand.
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on his nowhere can
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in his nowhere land
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl is at your command
Original Lyrics:
The world is at your command
"Nowhere Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is that your command?
Original Lyrics:
The world is at your command
"Ob La Di, Ob La Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love goes on.
Original Lyrics:
Life goes on.
"Ob La Di, Ob La Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ob La Di, Ob La Da, light goes on, bra
La-la how the light goes on.
Original Lyrics:
Ob La Di, Ob La Da, life goes on, bra
La-la how the life goes on.
"Ob La Di, Ob La Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's on lousy barrel in the market place.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the market place.
"Ob La Di, Ob La Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
jasmine has a sparrow in the market place
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the market place.
"Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Death's molested children lend a hand.
or
Desmond and his children lend a hand.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond lets the children lend a hand.
"Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ob la di, ob-la-da, Microsoft, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Original Lyrics:
Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
"Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh bloody oh ah, lice go on,
La La La how the life goes on
Original Lyrics:
Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly's own
Original Lyrics:
A couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones's.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple of kids running in the yard
That's where the money goes
Original Lyrics:
A couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones's.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond had two sparrows in the marketplace.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the market place,
Polly is the singer in a band.
Desmond says to Polly, 'Can I lick your face?'
And Polly says this as she takes him by the hand
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the market place,
Molly is the singer in a band.
Desmond says to Molly-girl I like your face,
and Molly says this as she takes him by the hand
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond has a sparrow in the family way.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the market place.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond is a worker in a market place.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in a market place.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond makes the children with a hand.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond and his children lend a hand.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond says to Molly, 'Cat, I like your place.'
Original Lyrics:
Desmond says to Molly, 'Girl I like your face.'
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond says to Molly, 'Girl I'll lick your face.'
Original Lyrics:
Desmond says to Molly, 'Girl I like your face.'
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond takes a trolley to the do-rag store.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond takes a trolley to the jew next door.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond takes a trolley to the jewel Osco.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelers' store.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond takes her child to the jeweler store.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond take a trolley to the jewelers' store.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desmond, take a trolley to the jewel Osco
Original Lyrics:
Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelers store
Osco is a department store in Illinois
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Despot has a barrow in the market place.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the market place.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ha-la-la-la, the life goes on
Original Lyrics:
Bra-la-la, how life goes on.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy as a rafter in the marketplace
Original Lyrics:
Happy ever after in the market place
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy as a rafter in the marketplace
Original Lyrics:
Happy ever after in the marketplace
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jasmine has a barrow in the marketplace.
Original Lyrics:
Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
La la la I like your zonk
Original Lyrics:
La la how the life goes on
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
La la, how the lights go on.
Original Lyrics:
La la, how the life goes on.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lala how I like a zone
or
Lala how I like a song
or
Lala how I like a song
Original Lyrics:
Lala how the life goes on
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life goes on wrong!
Original Lyrics:
Life goes on, ra!
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life goes on, bra!
Original Lyrics:
Life goes on, ra!
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lordy, how the life goes on.
Original Lyrics:
La, la, how the life goes on.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molly is a finger lickin' band
Original Lyrics:
Molly is a singer in a band
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molly molests a singer in the band.
Original Lyrics:
Molly is a singer in a band.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, Lygozor, brah!
Ly ly ly ly ly gozor!
Original Lyrics:
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, rah!
Life, Life, Life, Life, life goes on.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of Desperate Molly Joe
or
Of Desmond and Molly Joe
Original Lyrics:
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of desperate Ann Molly Jones
Original Lyrics:
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of desperate Molly Joe's
Original Lyrics:
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my teeth, oh my jaw
Original Lyrics:
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bloody! Oh, blood ah.
Original Lyrics:
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molly can I like your face
or
Polly can I lick your face
or
Polly can I lick your face
Original Lyrics:
Molly says I like your face
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Professor and Molly Jones
Original Lyrics:
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unmolested children lend a hand.
Original Lyrics:
Molly lets the children lend a hand.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unmolested children lend the hand
Original Lyrics:
Molly lets the children lend a hand
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Jasmine and Molly toke
Original Lyrics:
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a couple of gits running in the yard.
Original Lyrics:
With a couple of kids running in the yard.
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a couple of kids running in New York.
Original Lyrics:
With a couple of kids running in the yard.
"Octopus's Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond Joy
For ev'ry girl and boy
Original Lyrics:
What a joy
For ev'ry girl and boy
"Oh Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Darn it!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh Darling!
"Oh, Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Darwin!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, darling!
"Oh, Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Johnny!
or
Oh, darnit!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, darling!
"Oh, Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you know I need a lift home now...
Original Lyrics:
When you know I nearly broke down...
"Oh, Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you know I needed that b*** j**b
Original Lyrics:
When you know I nearly broke down and...
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy you're sweet top lip, I'm in the coup
or
Boy you're sweet top lip, I'm in the cool
or
Boy you're sweet top lip, I'm in the cool
Original Lyrics:
For your sweet top lip I'm in the queue
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
For your sweet talking I'm in the groove
Original Lyrics:
For your sweet top lip I'm in the queue
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be insane now, I'm telling you
Original Lyrics:
Won't be the same now, I'm telling you
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I grow up I'll be a singer, wear rings on every finger
Well what do you want, and they or you say?
I'll give you a bell and maybe some day......
Original Lyrics:
If I grow up I"ll be a singer, wear rings on every finger
Not worrying about what they or you say
I'll live and love and maybe some day.......
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
This old magic cane here
It won't be the same here
I'm telling you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so glad you came here
It won't be the same here
I'm telling you.
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who knows maybe you may conquer me
Original Lyrics:
Who knows baby you may comfort me
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
All be insane now that I'm with you
or
All be the same now that I'm with you
or
Won't be insane now that I'm with you
or
Won't be insane now that I'm with you
Original Lyrics:
Won't be the same now that I'm with you
"Old Brown Shoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't be the same here without you
Original Lyrics:
Won't be the same now that I'm with you
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on Baby, don't be so concise
Original Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't be cold as ice
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't be color blind
Original Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't be cold as ice
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't be so nice.
Original Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't be cold as ice.
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't peek on the dice.
Original Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't be cold as ice.
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't please close eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Move over once, move over twice
Come on baby, don't be cold as ice.
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the what after mine all mine
Original Lyrics:
On the one after 909
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two Fags, run right home
Original Lyrics:
Picked up my bags, run right home
"One After 909"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you come out tonight all night?
Original Lyrics:
On the one after 909
"Only A Northern Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's only a norden bomb.
Original Lyrics:
And it's only a northern song.
"Only A Northern Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or if my hair is a gown.
or
It is like a nightgown.
Original Lyrics:
Or if my hair is brown.
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I ride the saddle
Original Lyrics:
As I write this letter
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I ride the sweater
Original Lyrics:
As I write this letter
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I ride this saddle.
Original Lyrics:
As I write this letter.
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I ride to center
Original Lyrics:
As I write this letter
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beatrice, I love you
Original Lyrics:
P.S. I Love You
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
P.S. I love you.
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penis, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
P.S. I love you.
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treasure deals she wants till we're together
Original Lyrics:
Treasure these few words till we're together
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treasure these to when we'll be together.
Original Lyrics:
Treasure these few words 'til we're together.
"P.S. I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venus I love you
Original Lyrics:
P.S. I Love You
"Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ape, the Back Rider!
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
"Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a steady job, but he's gonna have to pay for that Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
"Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's based on a novel by a man named Me.
Original Lyrics:
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear.
"Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the black rider,
It's the black rider, it's the blaaack riiiiider, riiider,....
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
"Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a bad right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
"Paper Back Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back right now.
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abe's a bike rider.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abe, the black writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that right, girl.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the fact right, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the man right, sir?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
Does this song have the most misheard lyrics on the website? It had me fooled for years.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want a beer.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to be a...
Paul's first go-round with the Ricky bass.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
April, I cry.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, bye, cry
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy-a** driver
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cucumber Raitha
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Sarah Adams, would you read my book?
or
Dear Sarah O'Malley, would you read my book?
Original Lyrics:
Dear sir or madame, would you read my book?
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desiree Maddock, would you read my book?
Original Lyrics:
Dear Sir or Madam, would you read my book?
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight's in my Chrysler.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody ragtime
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face the back riser
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faithful Black Writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the facts right, girl
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He a bag rider.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the Budweiser
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head for that right turn.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey bareback rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a job so I want a beer, Paberback Writer
Original Lyrics:
I need I job so I wanna be a Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't that right, girl?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't that right, sir?
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll make a million for your overbite.
Original Lyrics:
It'll make a million for you overnight.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his Klingon wife doesn't understand.
Original Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a high fly ball.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a thousand pages, will you take a few?
Original Lyrics:
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the back right side.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his Klingon wife doesn't understand.
Original Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the dirty story of a dirty man
and his cleaning wife doesn't understand
Original Lyrics:
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife doesn't understand
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a back right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a bad right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make the beds right side.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael Crichton, Michael Crichton
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer, paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorbike rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nick-a-back-a Rocketer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paging Babs Streisand
Original Lyrics:
paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid for by Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid for by Creighton, paid for by Creighton
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer, paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painful arthritis
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint the bag brighter.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint the black Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint the black whiter.
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painted by Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper bag writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper by Cardin
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper down rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper typewriter
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paperback raptor
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paperback rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paperbag rider
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay for bag rag time.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay for that Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay per bag write tour.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the Black Writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the back rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the bad writer.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the bag writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay the black writer.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
People buy Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piggy back rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piggyback rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piggyback writer
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frere Jacques
or
Ravi Shankar
or
Ravi Shankar
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Frere Jacques" is actually not a misheard lyric, but an example of the Beatles fooling around a bit. If you put on the headphones and listen, long drawn out "Frere Jacques" can be very clearly heard in the background in the songs' middle, during "It's a thousand pages, give or take a few..." (and the next stanza as well).
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah O'Malley, would you read my book?
Original Lyrics:
Dear Sir or Madam, would you read my book?
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, Kryton.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sir or Madame, will you grease my book?
Took me years to ride.
Original Lyrics:
Sir or Madame, will you read my book?
It took me years to write.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a back right turn.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a bath, Chrysler.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a bike ride, sir.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her back Riker
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her back a Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take her back, right now.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer.
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's about the Reichstag
or
Take a back right turn
or
Take the back right tire
or
Take the back right tire
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back right turn.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paper back writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the back, rider.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last right row.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the next right turn
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about Chrysler.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about laughter.
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tickle that Chrysler
Original Lyrics:
Paperback Writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave goodbye, Cripeson!
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yay for Black Rider
Original Lyrics:
Paperback writer
"Paperback Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yet you must be dirty.
Original Lyrics:
If you must return it
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A four of fish and finger pie
Original Lyrics:
Full of fish and finger pies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A petty moose is selling poppies for the train.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty lass is selling puppies from a tray.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty mess is selling portraits for the trade
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty miss is selling poppies from a train.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty miss is selling poppies from a tray.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty ness is selling poppies from a train.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tray
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tree
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is throwing puppies from a train.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
All full of fish and finger pies.
Original Lyrics:
A four of fish and finger pies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the people act dumb and go
Stop to say hello.
Original Lyrics:
All the people that come and go
Stop to say hello.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes.
Troll beneath the blue suburban skies I sit there, three wild ducks.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the blue suburban skies, I sit and meanwhile back in.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Elaine, she's in my ears and in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he lay beneath my ears and in my eyes
And beneath the blue so puddin' skies
That say that we shall part.
or
Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Wet beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit meanwhile back in.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he lays beneath my ears and in my eyes
And beaneath the blue so puddin' skies
That say that we shall part.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit meanwhile back in.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And his lathe is in my ears and in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane, is in my ears, and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, Elaine
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy Lane
or
Andy Lane
or
Andy Lane
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Elaine is in my ear and in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby faces in my ears and in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the blues and bourbon skies
I sit and heal my back.
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the blue, suburban skies
I sit and meanwhile back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a fish and finger fries
Original Lyrics:
Four of fish and finger pies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a fish and finger pie.
Original Lyrics:
A four of fish and finger pies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
For efficient finger pies in summer, meanwhile back.
Original Lyrics:
Four of fish and finger pies in summer, meanwhile back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
For efficient finger pies.
Original Lyrics:
A four of fish and finger pies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign fish and finger pies
Original Lyrics:
A four of fish and finger pies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty efficient finger pies in summer
Original Lyrics:
Four of fish and finger pies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frankie Laine
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the color in the middle of a roundabout
Original Lyrics:
From the corner in the middle of a roundabout
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the corner is a banker, an emoticon.
Original Lyrics:
From the corner is the banker in a moter car.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the porno in the middle of a roundabout
Original Lyrics:
From the corner in the middle of a roundabout
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full of fish and finger pie
Original Lyrics:
A four of fish and finger pie
'Finger pie' is slightly obscene. It is a Northern English expression and refers to what you get if you put your hand down your girlfriend's knickers.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting late
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy mane
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her prettiness is selling puppets from a tray.
Original Lyrics:
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her prettiness is selling puppies from a tray
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and eat wild rice.
Original Lyrics:
I sit, and meanwhile back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and steam wild rice.
Original Lyrics:
I sit, and meanwhile back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit, and meanwhile whack.
Original Lyrics:
I sit, and meanwhile back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of all the head he's had from women that he's known
Original Lyrics:
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Penny Lane there is barber shop and photographs
And every head is at the pleasure to the Crown
Original Lyrics:
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, the barber shoots another customer.
Original Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, the barber shaves another customer.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, there is a bar for sharing photographs.
Original Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to gnaw.
Original Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to know.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, there is a barman showing photographs
Original Lyrics:
In Penny Lane, there is a barber showing photographs
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dream machine
Original Lyrics:
It's a clean machine
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many ladies in my ears and in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many pains are in my ears and in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peggy Lane
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Laces in my ears and in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my beer and in my yard
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ear and in my heart
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
full of fish and finger pies
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes,
a four of fish and finger pies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit and eat wild rice.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my mind
Wet beneath the blue suburban skies.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
There, beneath the blue suburban skies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my years and in my mind
A full of flesh and finger pies
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
A four of fish and finger pies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane is up my a*** and I love guys.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane there is Barbara showing phonographs
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane, 'tis in my years Enigma-eyes
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane, the reservoir
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane, there is a bar
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Lane, this is my years and is my love.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny laid it in my ears and in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane, is in my ears, and in my eyes.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pennyness is selling puppies from a tray.
Original Lyrics:
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Perrier
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little children have an imp behind his back.
Original Lyrics:
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little children hide an egg behind his back.
or
The little children have an 'ymn behind his back.
Original Lyrics:
And little children laugh at him behind his back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little children laugh at Tim behind his back.
Original Lyrics:
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There be neat, blue suburb in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
There, beneath the blue suburban skies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There beneath the blue ceramic tile
Original Lyrics:
There beneath the blue suburban skies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There beneath the blue superflous skies.
Original Lyrics:
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There beneath the blue vermillion skies.
Original Lyrics:
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There beneath the blue, subordinate skies
Original Lyrics:
There beneath the blue, suburban skies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There beneath the blues and burble skies
Original Lyrics:
There beneath the blue suburban skies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There beneath the blues of bourbon skies.
or
There beneath the blue to bourbon skies.
Original Lyrics:
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There beneath the goose and bourbon skies
Original Lyrics:
There beneath the blue suburban skies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There, beneath the blue subliminal skies
Original Lyrics:
There, beneath the blue suburban skies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There, beneath the blue superfluous skies
Original Lyrics:
There, beneath the blue suburban skies
"Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
pretty nasty smelling puppies from a tray
Original Lyrics:
A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
"Piggies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lifes
You can see there mouth for dinner
With their piggy wifes
Clutching f***ing knifes, to eat their bacon.
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives.
Clutching forks, and knives, to eat their bacon.
"Please Mister Postman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister postman look and see is there a letter on your back for me?
or
Mister postman look and see you got a letter in your bag for me
or
Mister postman look and see you got a letter in your bag for me
Original Lyrics:
Mister postman look and see is there a letter in your bag for me?
"Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamon, jamon
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on
Jamon (pronounced "ha-MOAN") is Spanish for 'ham'.
"Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I fleece you
Original Lyrics:
Like I please you
"Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please me whoa yeah
Suck my p****, too.
Original Lyrics:
Please, please me whoa yeah
Like I please you.
"Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please, we won't yeah
May God please you.
Original Lyrics:
Please please me, oh yeah
Like I please you.
"Please Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need me to show the weather
Original Lyrics:
You don't need me to show the way love
"Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got big shoes
Original Lyrics:
Like I please you
"Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please please me, whoa yeah,
duh dat means you!
Original Lyrics:
Please please me, whoa yeah,
like I please you!
"Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, please me won't dance
Like that means you.
Original Lyrics:
Please please me, whoa yeah
Like I please you!
"Please, Please Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa yeah, what do you make me do?
Original Lyrics:
Whoa yeah, why do you make me blue?
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess you could stay she was a jack to be built
Original Lyrics:
Yes you could say she was attractively built
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Phillis Diller when she's actively ill
She's the kind of a girl that makes a musical belle.
Original Lyrics:
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes 'The News of The World'.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's killer diller when she dances the illser.
Original Lyrics:
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so good looking that she looks like a man.
Original Lyrics:
She's so good looking, but she looks like a man.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so good looking that she looks like a plant.
Original Lyrics:
She's so good looking that she looks like a man.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so good looking, but she looks like a vamp.
Original Lyrics:
She's so good looking, but she looks like a man.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of a gal
That makes good use of a fella.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the 'News of the World'.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of a girl that makes good use of the 'pill'
Original Lyrics:
She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'News of the World'.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of a girl
Who makes a U with the world.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the 'News of the World'.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl who makes a musical fail
Original Lyrics:
She's the kind of girl who makes the news of the world
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you could say she was a tractor we built
Original Lyrics:
Well you could say she was attractively built
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you should see her tractor is in her honey bag
Just you should see honey pie
Original Lyrics:
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see polythene Pam
I din't made that one up, I heard John Lennon said "Well you should see her tractor is in her honey bag" is more funny like the other part.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes a musical fail
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the news of the world
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes her user look wear.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the news of the world.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes good use of the curl.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the 'News of the World'.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes good use of the pill.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the news of the world.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was a track to be built.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was a truck to be built.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was exact-il-y built!
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was exactly me build!
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, you should see Aldi man.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
"Polythene Pam"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should see her c****
Yes, in a honky tank.
Original Lyrics:
You should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag.
"Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stare it down
And nourish what comes near you
Original Lyrics:
Sdaeh rieht edih dna nur yeht
Semoc niar eht fi
"Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my little piles of skeet
Original Lyrics:
All my little plans and schemes
"Real Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to be alone
Glory to be alone
Original Lyrics:
Don't need to be alone
No need to be alone.
"Revoli"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chamomile
or
Chem and Mao
Original Lyrics:
Chairman Mao
"Revolution 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Germans now
You ain't gonna make it with anyone's zany Frau
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
"Revolution 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know that you can count me out, yeah...
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know that you can count me out, in
"Revolution 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Welsh wearing a pair of sun brown underpants
About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire.
Original Lyrics:
Then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some underpants
About the shorthage of grain in Hertfordshire.
"Revolution 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul died.
Original Lyrics:
All right
"Revolution 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
Upon the telegram
Original Lyrics:
The plan, the telegram
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
...pictures of Jem and Mel
Original Lyrics:
...pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chamomile
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of General Shoust
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of German Tao
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of German cows
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Jim and Al.
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao.
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Jim and Mal
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of chairmen, now,
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao,
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of garden plows
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of jammer now
or
But if you go carrying pictures of Gemini
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures or German nouns
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pitchforks and salmon meow
Original Lyrics:
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamaradi-oodi-a-loosha-a-a.
Original Lyrics:
You say you want a revolution.
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you come carrying pictures of German mouths
or
If you come carrying pictures of German mounds
Original Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you go burying pictures of Gemini
Original Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of Gemini
or
If you go carrying pictures of German Mouse
Original Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of German minds
Original Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of gemanile
Original Lyrics:
...pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting the pictures of Aries and Gemini
Original Lyrics:
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't want to change the world
Original Lyrics:
We'd all love to change the world
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you got a resolution
Original Lyrics:
You say you got a real solution
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you want a red pollution.
Original Lyrics:
You say you want a revolution.
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you want the resolution
Original Lyrics:
You say you want a revolution
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
"Revolution"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell me that it's revolution
Original Lyrics:
You tell me that it's evolution
"Rock 'n' Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got a blackbeat, you can choose it.
Original Lyrics:
It's got a backbeat, you can't lose it.
"Rock And Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got a black beat, you can blues it
Original Lyrics:
It's got a backbeat you can't lose it
"Rock And Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on playing that GI Joe
Original Lyrics:
Keep on playing that piano
"Rock And Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we could hear a man wail in sex.
Original Lyrics:
So we could hear the man a-wailin sax.
"Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my love I know across the track,
So she can call my man a wailing sack
Original Lyrics:
I took my loved one over across the tracks,
So she can hear my man awail a sax
"Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my love you know across the track
So she could call my man a whale, in fact
Original Lyrics:
I took my loved one over across the tracks
So she could hear my man a-wail a sax
"Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's way too early for a Congo
So keep a rocking that Tejano
Original Lyrics:
It's way too early for a Congo
So keep a rocking that piano
"Rock and Roll Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down south they had a jubilee,
Those jo-jo Poles they had a jamboree,
They're taking home work from a wooden club,
The Poles admit they're all shook up
Original Lyrics:
Way down south they had a jubilee,
Them Georgia folks they had a jamboree,
They're drinking home brew from a wooden cup,
The folks are dancing, they got all shook up
"Run For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch you with another man
And that's the end of little girl.
Original Lyrics:
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl.
"Run For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see the sun behind me
Mirrors in my head.
Original Lyrics:
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I said.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A ginger slang with a pineapple heart.
Original Lyrics:
A ginger sling with a pineapple heart.
other than it's the actual words. Taken from the actual album set and produced in vinyl form with lyrics contained in the album set (The Beatles' White Album).
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
A ginger slang with a pineapple w#Ore
Original Lyrics:
A ginger slang with a pineapple heart.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you have to have the mocha-latte after the savoy truffle
Original Lyrics:
But you have to have them all pulled out after the savoy truffle
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and montelimar
Original Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and montelimat
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and montelimat.
Original Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and Montelimar.
Montelimar is a city in France, and is the home of nougat. 'Nougat of Montelimar' can be bought from a variety of places. As far as I can tell, there is no such thing as 'montelimat'.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and montelmall
A ginger slay with a pineapple hark.
Original Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and montelimat
A ginger slang with a pineapple heart.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and montelmall
A ginger slay with a pineapple hark.
Original Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and montelimat
A ginger sling with a pineapple heart.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream tangerine, a motel in mauve.
Original Lyrics:
Cream tangerine, montelimat.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green Tangerine...Don't tell me more.
Original Lyrics:
Green tangerine Montelimar
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green tamborine
Original Lyrics:
Cream tangerine
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Montellimar
Original Lyrics:
Cream tangerine and Montellimat
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know the deeper dark.
Original Lyrics:
We all know 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da'.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have to have them all pumped out after the savoy truffle
Original Lyrics:
You have to have them all pulled out after the savoy truffle
Harrison actually wrote it about Eric Clapton's endless craving for candy, his resulting bad teeth, and the dental work he had to have done.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll have to have them all put out after the Savoy Truffle.
Original Lyrics:
You'll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle.
"Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll have to have them all put out after the savory truffle.
Original Lyrics:
You'll have to have them all put out after the Savoy Truffle.
"Searchin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna walk right down that street like a bulldog rum.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna walk right down that street like Bulldog Drummond.
"Searchin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna walk right down that street
Like a bird on a drum.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna walk right down that street
Like Bulldog Drummond.
"September in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun went out just like a dime, remember?
Original Lyrics:
The sun went out just like a dyin' ember
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
After 'member all these years
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-D-G!!!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware it's about to blow.
Original Lyrics:
Sorry it is time to go.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Sears
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bull s***
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they're together to deraise a smile.
Original Lyrics:
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, cheese, cheese!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears!
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was sweaty as a goat today
Sgt. Peppers ought to have a shave
Original Lyrics:
It was twenty years ago today
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
He, me, she!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here around for all these years
or
Here around for all these shears
or
Here around for all these ears.
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we cheat!
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears!
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was twenty years ago today
Sergeant Pepper turned completely gay.
Original Lyrics:
It was twenty years ago today
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
My one and only pair of ears
or
Oh my God, I shop at Sears.
or
My dog has huge humongous ears.
or
The one and only Billy Sears
or
The one and only Billy Dears
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
My only pair of pinking shears
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember after all these years?
or
You've been a member after all these years.
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sauce and pepperoni hearts gone mad
Original Lyrics:
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching peppers slowly hurts club and
Original Lyrics:
Sergeant Pepper's lonely hearts club band
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper taught them how to play
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Go By
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lovely Hearts Club Band
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
So may I introduce to you
The app you've known for all these years?
Original Lyrics:
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years?
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The accu-number all these years.
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The active number all these years.
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The active number all these years
Original Lyrics:
The act you've known for all these years
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shields
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one and only British here
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one and only Britney Shears
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
(Editor's note: You don't think they really said 'Britney Spears', do you?! This song was made LONG before Britney was even born!)
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one and only Britney Spears
Original Lyrics:
The one and only Billy Shears
"Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
ABC's
Original Lyrics:
Billy Shears
"Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's wonderful to be here,
It's sad to be a drill
Original Lyrics:
It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill
"She Came In Through The Bathroom Window"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though she's such a common wonder
Original Lyrics:
And though she sucks her thumb in wonder
"She Came In Through the Bathroom Window"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday's on the ball to me
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday's on the phone to me
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And like I've heard you do, apologize to her.
Original Lyrics:
And pride can hurt you too; apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And with a wrong way back
Original Lyrics:
And with a love like that
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apollo dyes her hair
Original Lyrics:
Apologize to her
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apologise so there
Original Lyrics:
Apologise to her
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apologize, so there
Original Lyrics:
Apologize to her
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack up her to-do
A-follow just-a her.
Original Lyrics:
And pride can hurt you, too
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frighten her kazoo.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frighten her tattoo.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you, too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frighten her to glue
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you, too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frighten her too soon.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hurt you, too, apologize to her.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you, too, apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could hurt you too.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hurt your tooth.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you love my cat
You know you should be glad.
Original Lyrics:
With a love like that
You know you should be glad.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Invite her in 'til two.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liken her to you
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you, too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she says she knows
You're not her kind.
Original Lyrics:
Now she says she knows
You're not the hurting kind.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pie can hurt you too,
A Paula lies to her
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too,
Apologize to her
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pie can hurt you too
A poltergeist to her
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pride couldn't hurt you to apologize to her.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too; apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pry cuh hurcha too
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quieten her to-do
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you, too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right up her wazoo
Apologize to her.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right when her bowels move
Apologize to her!
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Righten her to-do.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you, too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Risen her to do, I followed guys to her.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too, apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaved, you heard her so
Original Lyrics:
She said you hurt her so
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said you heard a "no".
Original Lyrics:
She said you hurt her so.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said you heard her solo.
Original Lyrics:
She said you hurt her so.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's just one thing to do; apologize to her.
Original Lyrics:
And pride can hurt you too; apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying her too soon
Apologize to her.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't her bowels move?
Original Lyrics:
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pride can hurt your tooth
or
Pride can hurt your tooth
or
One thing left to do
or
One thing now to do
or
Why come her to do
or
Why come her to do
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why come here to-do?
Apollo Gossamer!
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why dump her too soon?
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why dump her? You fool!
Apologize to her!
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why force her to choose
When all those guys want her?
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
Apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why send her to do if all the guys love her?
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too, apologize to her.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wise of her to do.
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too.
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a lonely friend
Original Lyrics:
With a love like that
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she should be blessed
Original Lyrics:
You know she should be glad
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she should be flat
Original Lyrics:
You know she should be glad
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you should be Brad
Original Lyrics:
You know you should be glad
"She Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you've blust your love
When I saw her yesterday
The due she's thinking of
And she told me what to say
Original Lyrics:
You think you lost your love,
Well, I saw her yesterday.
It's you she's thinking of
And she told me what to say.
"She Loves you"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shwa zoo, yeah, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
"She Said, She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's making me feel like I'm Wanzer's belong.
or
She's making me feel like I've never belonged.
Original Lyrics:
She's making me feel like I've never been born.
Carlos Pecciotto adds: "Wanzer's was the brand of milk my grade school gave us."
"She Said, She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's making me feel like I've never been wrong.
Original Lyrics:
She's making me feel like I've never been born.
"She Said, She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's making me feel like my trousers are torn.
Original Lyrics:
She's making me feel like I've never been born.
"She's A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love don't get me pregnant.
Original Lyrics:
My love don't give me presents.
"She's A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a woman and not a man.
Original Lyrics:
She's a woman who understands.
"She's A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn me on when I get lonely
People tell me that she's ugly.
Original Lyrics:
Turn me on when I get lonely
People tell me that she's only.
"She's Leaving Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beating a man from the motor trade
Original Lyrics:
Meeting a man from the motor trade
"She's Leaving Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating a man from the motor trade
Original Lyrics:
Meeting a man from the motor trade
"She's Leaving Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
She breaks down and cries to her horseman daddy
Our baby's gone
Original Lyrics:
She breaks down and cries to her husband
Daddy, our baby's gone
"She's a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't give poison ivy
Original Lyrics:
She don't give boys the eye
"Shes Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kryten hurt you do
Original Lyrics:
Pride can hurt you too
Kryten is a character in the British sitcom Red Dwarf, which came into being long after The Beatles split.
"Shes Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
el mambo si si si
Original Lyrics:
shes loves you yeah yeah
spanish dances
"Sie Liebt Dich (She Loves You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She leaves Dick, yeah yeah yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Sie liebt dich, yeah yeah yeah.
The German version of "She Loves You"
"Slow Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now you don't care a dime for me.
Original Lyrics:
But now you got a boyfriend down the street.
"Soldier Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down your own
Original Lyrics:
Lay down your arms
"Soldier of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if it gets to the point
That my love is real
Original Lyrics:
So forget the other boys,
'Cause my love is real
"Soldier of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't no reason for you to be bad
For you're the woman and I love you so
Original Lyrics:
There ain't no reason for you to declare
War on the one who loves you so
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
A taxi like no other lover
Original Lyrics:
Attracts me like no other lover
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dewey Cheatam and Howe
Original Lyrics:
You know I believe, and how.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distracts me like no other mother
Original Lyrics:
Attracts me like no other lover
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to leave and how.
Original Lyrics:
You know I believe her now.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Something in the way
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the rain, she moves.
Original Lyrics:
Something in the way she moves
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the stars
Original Lyrics:
Something in the style
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the way she moves me
Original Lyrics:
Something in the way she woos me
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
The heater's on now il fait chaud.
Original Lyrics:
You stick around now, it may show.
'Il fait chaud' is French for 'it is hot'.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I believe Hunao.
Original Lyrics:
You know I believe, and how.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I believe in Hal.
Original Lyrics:
You know I believe and how.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I believe in hell.
Original Lyrics:
You know I believe, and how.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stick around and be paste on
Original Lyrics:
You stick around and it may show
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stick around, I'll hit the show.
Original Lyrics:
You stick around now, it may show.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're asking me where my love grow
Original Lyrics:
You're asking me will my love grow
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're asking me where'd my love go.
Original Lyrics:
You're asking me will my love grow.
"Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're asking me, "Will my love go?"
Original Lyrics:
You're asking me, "Will my love grow?"
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always know sometimes think it's me
Original Lyrics:
Always, no, sometimes think it's me
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I buried Paul
Original Lyrics:
Cranberry Sauce
This lyric is heard in the fadeout of the song, and was a 'clue' that Paul McCartney had really died and been replaced.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I know of Thee, ah yes
But it's all wrong.
Original Lyrics:
I think I know, I mean, oh yes
But it's all wrong.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm very bored
Original Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm very small.
Original Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm very tall
Original Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm very tall
Original Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m very poor
Original Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living is easy with eyes closed.
It's understanding all you see
Original Lyrics:
Living is easy with eyes closed,
misunderstanding all you see
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living is easy with nice clothes
Original Lyrics:
Living is easy with eyes closed
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living is easy without clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Living is easy with eyes closed.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hairy balls
Original Lyrics:
Cranberry sauce
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more laughing kids in my tree.
I mean it must be high or low.
Original Lyrics:
No one I think is in my tree.
I mean it must be high or low.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more laughing kids in my tree.
Original Lyrics:
No one, I think, is in my tree.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one laughing is in my tree.
Original Lyrics:
No one, I think, is in my tree.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one, I think is in my dream
I mean, it must be I alone
Original Lyrics:
No one I think is in my tree,
I mean it must be high or low
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one, I think,
is in my tree I mean, it must be high on love
Original Lyrics:
No one, I think,
is in my tree I mean, it must be high or low
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one, I think, is in my tree
I really must be high alone.
Original Lyrics:
No one, I think, is in my tree
I mean it must be high or low.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one, I think
Is in my tree
I mean, it must be high although.
Original Lyrics:
No one, I think
Is in my tree
I mean, it must be high or low.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is Sabrina
Original Lyrics:
Nothing is real
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is real and nothing to write home about.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is real and nothing to write home about
Original Lyrics:
Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now in Israel
Original Lyrics:
Nothing is real
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now think Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing is real.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry Fields, Nothing, Israel.
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry Fields, nothing is real.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry dreams forever
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry Fields forever
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry feels forever
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry fields forever
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry peals for rabbits.
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry fields forever.
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry pills for rabbits
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry fields forever
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry yields forever
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry fields forever
"Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stubborn feelings forever
Stubborn feelings forever
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry fields forever
Strawberry fields forever
"Sun King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's nothing
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's laughing
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die.
Wear paper pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die.
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Put leather pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Wear clover pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Be clever and ease on your rise.
Original Lyrics:
And my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Batman!
Original Lyrics:
Taxman!
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the wheel, sir...It's the heat
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Wilson...Mr. Heath
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep clever Annie on your side.
Original Lyrics:
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
My advice for those who die
put silver pennies on your eyes
Original Lyrics:
My advice for those who die
declare the pennies on your eyes
I read an interview with George Martin done in 1975 or so in which he mentioned that many people thought the song sounded like the 'Batman' theme. as for me, I like the noisy guitar solo.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die,
Put clever freddies on your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die,
Declare the pennies on your eyes
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the panties on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Put clever pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put clever pennies on your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Declare the pennies on your eyes
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put colored pennies on your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Declare the pennies on your eyes.
"Taxman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taxman, Mr. Wilson.
Original Lyrics:
Ah-ah, Mr. Wilson.
"Tell Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is have a head and moan.
Original Lyrics:
All I do is hang my head and moan.
"Tell Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you have treat me oh so bad?
All I did was have my head embalmed
Original Lyrics:
Did you have treat me oh so bad?
All I do is hang my head and moan
"Tell Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really can't go 'oh'.
Original Lyrics:
I really can't go on.
"Tell Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there anything I can do-oo?
Original Lyrics:
Well the weather can night be blue-ue.
"Thank You Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a little girl I'd be a fool without our love
Original Lyrics:
And a little girl only a fool would doubt our love
"Thank You Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you better believe
I'll always be in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
And eternally
I'll always be in love with you.
"Thank You Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie Girdle Lee, I'll always be in love with you
Original Lyrics:
And eternally, I'll always be in love with you
"That Means A Lot"
Misheard Lyrics:
A church can mean so much
when it's all you've got
Original Lyrics:
A touch can mean so much
when it's all you've got
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man called to say if you can make it okay
You can get married in Jukrondidor, Spain.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating chocolate cake in the bath
Original Lyrics:
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a trip to Vienna?
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightining trip to Vienna.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honey moaning down by the same
In a crown called sway you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar in Spain.
Original Lyrics:
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Owning and moaning down by the sane.
Original Lyrics:
Honeymooning down by the Seine.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok
You can get married and you'll probably lose fame.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married if you want to stay sane.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibralter near Spain.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dark at Southampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the darkness of Hampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dockets of Hamilton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock at Southampton
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the dockets of Hampton.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the markets of Hampton
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking in Al Bhed for a week.
Original Lyrics:
Talking in our beds for a week.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get marred and get a sprain.
Original Lyrics:
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain.
"The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your grandma said you can make it to bed.
You can get married in Jello and rain.
Original Lyrics:
John Brown said you can make it okay.
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain.
"The Ballad of John And Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee early plane back to London
Fifty eight comes tight in a sack
Original Lyrics:
Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels just like a trip to Vienna
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like a trip to Vienna
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear a brown Paul say, you can make it okay.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the groundhogs say,
you can get naked ok,
you can get married in the altar this way.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say
you can make it okay,
you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm only trying to get me a piece
Original Lyrics:
I said we're only trying to get us some peace
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said we're only trying to get us a piece.
Original Lyrics:
I said we're only trying to get us some peace.
I'm not at all certain that John didn't intend for this line to be a double entendre.
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night my wife said "Yoko and you're dead
You don't take nothin' with you but your soul! Yeah!"
Original Lyrics:
Last night the wife said "Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul, think!"
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look around Paul say, "You can make it OK..."
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say, "You can make it OK..."
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made it like a trip to Vienna.
Original Lyrics:
Made a lightning trip to Vienna.
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown Paul say you can make it ok,
you can get married and you'll probably faint
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok,
you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown Paul say you can make it okay
You can get married by Chewbacca in Spain.
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain.
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok,
You can get married in Geronimo's place
Original Lyrics:
Peter Brown called to say you can make it ok,
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the door at St. Pancras
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the dock of Southampton
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
They look just like do-gooders in drag
Original Lyrics:
They look just like two gurus in drag
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
They look just like they're Judas in drag
Original Lyrics:
They look just like two gurus in drag
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
They look just like two hoodlums on crack
Original Lyrics:
They look just like two gurus in drag
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't take nothing with you but you're so homesick.
Original Lyrics:
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul, think!
"The Beatles' Christmas Record"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wencelas last looked out
On the feast of Steven
As the slow ray round about
Deep and crisp and crispy
Brightly shown the boot last night
On the nasty cruel
Henry Hall and David Lloyd Betty Grable to.
Original Lyrics:
Ho! Good king Wencelas looked out
On the feast of Steven
Ho! As the slow ray 'round about
Deep and crisp and crispy
Brightly shown the boot last night
On the mossty cruel
Henry Hall and David Lloyd, Betty Grable too-oo-oo.
"The Beatles' Christmas Record"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time last year we were all dead chopped
Because 'Love Me Do' got into top 20
And we can't believe Rita that so many things happened in between already.
Original Lyrics:
This time last year we were all dead chuffed
Because 'Love Me Do' got into the top twenty
And we can't believe really that so many things have happened in between already.
"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill"
Misheard Lyrics:
The children asked him if to kill was not a thing.
'Now when he looked so fierce', his mommy butted in.
But what if it would of been us instead of him.
Original Lyrics:
The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
'Not when he looked so fierce', his mommy butted in.
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him
"The Hippy Hippy Shake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh I can't sit still with the hippy hippy shake
Original Lyrics:
Ooh I can't keep still with the hippy hippy shake
"The Long And Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The long and winding road left beans to your door.
Original Lyrics:
The long and winding road that leads to your door.
"The Long And Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The long and winding road
Let it be, to your door.
Original Lyrics:
The long and winding road
That leads to your door.
"The Long and Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Below the winding road
Original Lyrics:
The long and winding road
"The Long and Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beyond that winding roll
That leads to your dork
Original Lyrics:
The long and winding road
That leads to your door
"The Long and Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Mall of America
Original Lyrics:
the long and winding road
"The Long and Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The long and winding road that leads to your door
We'll never disappear, I've seen that road before
Original Lyrics:
The long and winding road that leads to your door
Will never disappear, I've seen that road before
"The Long and Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The roaring lighting war
Original Lyrics:
the long and winding road
"The Long and Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
The violent windy night
Original Lyrics:
The wild and windy night
"The Night Before"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, lightning bolt
Original Lyrics:
Ah, the night before
"The Night Before"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahh, the night with Paul
Original Lyrics:
Ahh, the night before
"The Night Before"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the 94
Original Lyrics:
Ah, the night before
"The Sheik of Araby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into your bed I'll creep.
Original Lyrics:
Into your tent I'll creep.
"The Word"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the good and the batbooks that I have read.
Original Lyrics:
In the good and the bad books that I have read.
"The Word"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I know what I feel must be right,
I mean to show everybody the light.
Original Lyrics:
Now that I know what I feel must be right,
I'm here to show everybody the light.
"The Word"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend the word and you'll be free
Original Lyrics:
Spread the word and you'll be free
"There's A Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be no sass, tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be no sad tomorrow.
"Things We Said Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'Such a fine girl seems so hard to find'.
Original Lyrics:
These days, such a fine girl seems so hard to find.
"Think For Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speak for yourself, Charles Darwin! We're with you!
Original Lyrics:
Think for yourself, 'cause I won't be there with you.
"Think For Youself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although your mind's all OK
Try thinking more if just of your own sake.
Original Lyrics:
Although your mind's opaque
Try thinking more if just for your own sake.
"Think For Youself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although your mind's all pink
Try thinking more if just of your own sink.
Original Lyrics:
Although your mind's opaque
Try thinking more if just for your own sake.
"Think For Youself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although your mind's okay
Try eating cupcakes, they are good for you.
Original Lyrics:
Although your mind's opaque
Try thinking more if just for your own sake.
"This Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat boy took my love away.
Original Lyrics:
That boy took my love away.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before she gets her head in the sand
Original Lyrics:
Before she gets to sayin' goodbye
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese got a ticket to rye
Cheese got a ticket to rye, eye, eye
Cheese got a ticket to rye
And she don't K.
My baby donkey
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
She'a got a ticket to ri-i-ide
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
My baby don't care
My baby don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby donkey
Original Lyrics:
My baby don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pee-pee don't care.
Original Lyrics:
My baby don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaba doo Right.
Shadow-twin light by me
Original Lyrics:
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's burnt the chicken to rawhide.
Original Lyrics:
And she's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Dickens to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bigger giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a checkered giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a cheeky giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken giraffe
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken on rye,
and she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride,
and she don't care
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken on rye.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to fry.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride
and it's in my hair
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
and she don't care
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride and a she-donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
My baby don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride and she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride,
She's got a chicken to ride,
She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care!
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride,
she's got a ticket to ride,
she's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care!
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride
And it's in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken to ride
It's in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Ahe's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken tonight, but she don't care
or
She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care
or
She's got a ticket to write, and she don't care
or
She's got a tick in her eye but she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicklet to ride
And she don't care
or
She's got a chicken too high
And she don't care
or
She's got Rickey too high
But she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a d*** in her eye, and she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a d*** in her eye
And it's got hair
My baby donkey.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care
My baby don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a d*** to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a secret giraffe,
but she don't care
or
She's got a stinking giraffe,
she don't care
or
She's got a ticket to Rawhide,
and she don't care.
or
She's got a ticket to Rye,
and she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride,
but she don't care
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a secret giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her eye.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her eye
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her hide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket or pride
An' she don't get it.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Iraq.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Rawhide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Risa
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to Rye,
and she don't care
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care
The following story appears to be false according to several Beatles authorities on the web: 'Ticket to Ride' is actually sung 'Ticket to Rye' as in, a city in England. The Beatles cut the record, it was confusing to U.S. audiences, the record execs changed the title and lyrics. The song was never re-recorded. Listen carefully--You hear NO 'd' sound in the word. Thus, Rye *isn't* a misheard lyric. This is according to Casey Kasem
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't pay.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, the freedom train.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to rye
And it's in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a trick giraffe.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got her chicken to tight
And it's got hair!
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
And she don't care!
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta kick it to ride.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gotta take it in stride, but she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride, and she don't care.
"Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pipi don't care
Original Lyrics:
My baby don't care.
"Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said that livin' with me
Original Lyrics:
I'm sad that livin' with me
"Ticket to Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a chicken tonight
Original Lyrics:
She's got a ticket to ride
"Till There Was You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of dawn and you.
Original Lyrics:
Of dawn and dew.
"Till There Was You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Often and you
Original Lyrics:
Of dawn and dew.
"To Know Her Is To Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ev'ryone says there'll come a day
when I walk her on Saturday
Original Lyrics:
Ev'ryone says there'll come a day
when I walk along side of her
"Tomorrow Never Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is snowing.
Original Lyrics:
It is knowing.
"Tomorrow Never Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to Des Moines
Original Lyrics:
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
"Tomorrow Never Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ignorance and hate may mourn the day
Original Lyrics:
That ignorance and hate may mourn the dead
"Too Much Monkey Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been in Yokohama,
been a patton in the war
Original Lyrics:
Mediocre money,
bein' fightin' in the hall
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
And let me know you're a mime (know you're a mime).
Original Lyrics:
And let me know that you're mine (know that you're mine).
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
And let me load up your mind (let me load your mind).
Original Lyrics:
And let me know that you're mine (know that you're mine).
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat that chow.
Original Lyrics:
Twist and shout.
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it up, baby
Twist that child.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up baby
Twist and shout.
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well shake it all baby now.
or
Well shake it oh baby now.
Original Lyrics:
Well shake it up baby now.
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well take you, take you, take you
Baby now.
Original Lyrics:
Well shake it, shake it, shake it
Baby now.
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm shakin' a baby now (shaking a baby)
Original Lyrics:
Well, shake it up baby, now (shake it up baby)
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, shake it up baby, now (shake it up baby)
Grits and Jowls (grits and jowls)
Original Lyrics:
Well, shake it up baby, now (shake it up baby)
Twist and shout.
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, shake it up baby, now (shake it up baby)
Swiss cat chow!
Original Lyrics:
Well, shake it up baby, now (shake it up baby)
Twist and shout.
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, shakin' the bacon, now (shakin' the bacon).
Original Lyrics:
Well, shake it up, baby, now (shake it up baby).
"Twist And Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, weg it ah, now (Shake it up baby)
Twist and shout.
or
Well, work it on out, now (Shake it up baby)
Twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
Well, shake it up baby now (Shake it up baby)
Twist and shout.
"Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shakin' a baby
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up baby
"Two Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Runaway home
Runaway home.
Original Lyrics:
We're on our way home
We're on our way home.
"Two of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run away home
Original Lyrics:
On our way home
"Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be late
Original Lyrics:
I won't delay
"Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait, 'til I come back to your time.
Original Lyrics:
Wait, 'til I come back to your side.
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
A weekend workin' out
Original Lyrics:
We can work it out.
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is very short
and there's no time
for f*cking and fighting, my friend
Original Lyrics:
Life is very short
and there's no time
for fussing and fighting, my friend
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is very short and then you die.
Original Lyrics:
Life is very short and there's no time.
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is very short
And there's no time
For cussing and fighting, my friend.
Original Lyrics:
Life is very short
And there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend.
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pecan pudding pie
Original Lyrics:
We can work it out
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking to a steel door?
Original Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking 'til I can't go on?
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta work it out
Original Lyrics:
We can work it out
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been working out.
Original Lyrics:
We can work it out.
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why to see it your way?
Original Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking to a candle?
Original Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking 'til I can't go on?
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking till I catch the wog?
Original Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking 'til I can't go on?
"We Can Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking to my cat, go on?
Original Lyrics:
Why you see it your way?
Do I have to keep on talking 'til I can't go on.
"What You're Doing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me running
And, there's point in it.
Original Lyrics:
You've got me running
And, there's no fun in it.
These lyrics were misheard by whomever was transcribing them for The Beatles' cartoon show, for that is how they appeared in the 'sing-along' segment. (Editor's note: "Fun" is the correct word, not "point"; I have heard the recording and it clearly sounds like "fun", and lyrics sites confirm it. So this should end any dispute.)
"What's The New Mary Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
He grooving such cookies forgetti.
Original Lyrics:
He grooving such cooky spaghetti.
"What's The New Mary Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's hear it
Before we get taken away.
Original Lyrics:
That's it
Before we got taking no what.
"When I Get Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, I'm on my way.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, out of my way.
"When I Get Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I nearly died, I nearly died
I gotta whole lotta things to tell her
Original Lyrics:
Whoa-oh-I, whoa-oh-I
I gotta whole lotta things to tell her
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
1964
Original Lyrics:
When I'm Sixty-Four
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of Chuck and Dave
Original Lyrics:
Vera, Chuck, and Dave
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
Griff and Chuck and Flav
Original Lyrics:
Vera, Chuck, and Dave
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vera, Chuck-man, Dave
Original Lyrics:
Vera, Chuck, and Dave
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm 6'4"
Original Lyrics:
When I'm sixty-four
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a sexy whore
Original Lyrics:
When I'm sixty-four
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm sick before
Original Lyrics:
When I'm Sixty-Four
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm six feet four
Original Lyrics:
When I'm sixty-four
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you believe me?
Original Lyrics:
Will you still need me?
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you still be sending me a Ballantine
Original Lyrics:
Will you still be sending me a valentine
It fits well with the next line ("Birthday greetings, bottle of wine").
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sincerely wasting away
Original Lyrics:
Yours sincerely wasting away
"When I'm Sixty-four"
Misheard Lyrics:
...ten children on your knee
Original Lyrics:
...grandchildren on your knee
"When I'm Sixty-four"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing the garden, taking a wee.
Original Lyrics:
Doing the garden, digging the weeds.
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the floor and I see evening sleeping
Original Lyrics:
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the world and I know 'tis it's turning.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the world and I notice it's turning
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the world and I know distance turning.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the world and I notice it's turning.
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the world and I know this-it's turning.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the world and I notice it's turning.
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the world, and I notice it's burning.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the world, and I notice it's turning.
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at the world
And I notice t**s turning.
Original Lyrics:
I look at the world
And I notice it's turning.
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul.......Paul........Paul.....
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhh........ohhhhhhhh.........ohhhhhhhhh
Eric Clapton, who was George Harrison's best friend, played guitar on this song.
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the love perverts sleeping
Original Lyrics:
See the love there that's sleeping
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
While my Catarrh gently weeps
Original Lyrics:
While my guitar gently weeps
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why my guitar? Jackie weeps
Original Lyrics:
While my guitar gently weeps
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wire my guitar Jimmy Greaves
Original Lyrics:
While my guitar gently weeps
"Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the room?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the road?
"Why Don't We Do It in the Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in a row?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the road?
"Wild Honey Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie Pants
Original Lyrics:
Honey pie
"Wild Honey Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horny bat
Original Lyrics:
Honey pie
"Wild Honey Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laundry bag
Original Lyrics:
Honey pie
"Wild Honey Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moneybanks
or
Moneybags
Original Lyrics:
Honey Pie
"Wild Honey Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pornograph!
Original Lyrics:
Honey pie
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need any money?
I want some money to love.
Original Lyrics:
Do you need anybody?
I want somebody to love.
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly with a little help from my friends.
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends.
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my fray.
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends.
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get child with a little help from wife-friend.
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends.
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get high with a little help from my friends.
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends.
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you do if I said how dee doo?
Original Lyrics:
what would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out a tune?
Original Lyrics:
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I’ll try not to sing out of beat
Original Lyrics:
And I’ll try not to sing out of key
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bel-ly Cheese!
Original Lyrics:
Bil-ly Shears!
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bil-ly Shears!
Original Lyrics:
A-B-C!
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can buy a little help from my friends
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get by for the mental health of my friends.
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he told a lover's lie
In the land of submarines.
Original Lyrics:
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he told about his life in the land of submarines.
[later]
Love to Jacob! Love to Jacob!
[later]
Every one of us (every one of us) is all we need (is all we need).
Original Lyrics:
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines.
[later]
Action station! Action station!
[later]
Every one of us (every one of us) has all we need (has all we need).
Oddly enough, my real name is Jacob.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we live on lima beans
Original Lyrics:
As we live a life of ease
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full speed ahead Mr. Bar swain, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead Eastern.
Paul's a queer, Paul's a queer
Cabin! Cabin!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire! Heaven! Heaven!
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Full speed it is Sgt.
Cut the cable, drop the cable
Aye, sir, aye Captain, captain.
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire! Heaven! Heaven!
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full speed ahead Mr. Gimble, full speed ahead
Full speed eh tuh deska!
Captain Shafer, Captain Shafer
All aboard! Skip it, skip it!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead it is, Sergeant.
Cut the cable, drop the cable
Aye, sir, aye, captain, captain.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full speed ahead Mr. Parker, full speed ahead
Post to the division.
Act your station, act your station.
Chariots of Fire, Chariots of Fire. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire! Heaven! Heaven!
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire! Heven! Heven!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead it is, Sergeant.
Cut the cable, drop the cable
Aye, sir, aye, captain, captain.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Heaven! Heaven!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed ahead it is, Sergeant!
Cut the cable! Drop the cable!
Aye, aye, sir, aye-aye!
Captain! Captain!
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
In your aiser yellow submarine
Original Lyrics:
We all live in yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealous of Marines
Original Lyrics:
Yellow Submarine
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get a beer, Mr. Lennon, what's over here?
What's there to eat, sir?
Paul's a queer! Paul's a queer!
Paul is a queer?
Cap'n, Cap'n!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
What happened here?
Cabin! Cabin!
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift a man you sell to see
Original Lyrics:
Lived a man who sailed to sea
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and a liver and a yellow submarine.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Post can I have, Mr. Postman, post can I have!
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boats dead ahead Mr bastard, the boats dead ahead.
Post me a bit of yourself,
Roast potatoes, roast potatoes!
I'll have some salad, zip zip, zip zip.
Original Lyrics:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action station! Action station!
Aye, aye, sir, fire! Heaven! Heaven!
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all have a yellow bowl of pee.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live here, Yousa Marie.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in Ross Gardiner's house
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a Wolverton latrine.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a double submarine
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a Yellow Submarine
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a f***ed up subarine.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a ghetto in the sink.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a land of suffrage
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a tub of margarine
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow bowl of pee.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow bumblebee.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow quarantine.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow soup tureen.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow tambourine.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow tub of pee
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
Just a kid mishearing
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in the Ellis of Marines
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a Yellow Submarine
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in the yale of San Marin(o).
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yellow Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in yellow dungarees.
Original Lyrics:
We all live in a yellow submarine.
"Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my devils seemed so far away
Original Lyrics:
All my troubles seemed so far away
"Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said something warm
Now I'm alone for yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
I said something wrong
Now I long for yesterday.
"Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I really wanna hide away
Original Lyrics:
Now I need a place to hide away
"Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday, all my bubbles seemed a cloudy day.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.
"Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday
All my truffles seemed so far away
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
"Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday
All my bubbles seemed to fart away.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away.
"Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday
When my brother seemed so far away.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away.
"You Can't Do That"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if they see, they're talking that way, they're laughing that way
Original Lyrics:
But if they'd seen You're talking that way they'd laugh in my face
"You Can't Do That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody screamed,
'cause I'm the one who won your love
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's green,
'cause I'm the one who won your love
"You Can't Do That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's greedy
'Cause I'm the one who won your love
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's green
'Cause I'm the one who won your love
"You Can't Do That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's grieving,
'Cause I'm the one who won your love
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's green,
'Cause I'm the one who won your love
"You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know my dad.
Original Lyrics:
You know my name.
"You Like Me Too Much"
Misheard Lyrics:
You like peas for lunch, and I like stew.
Original Lyrics:
You like me too much, and I like you.
"You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a college, money's bent, see no future gay no rent.
Original Lyrics:
Out of college, money spent, see no future, pay no rent.
"You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of garbage, money spent ...
Original Lyrics:
Out of college, money spent ...
"You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pout a montedge
Money bent
Pee on future
Gay not meant.
Original Lyrics:
Out of college
Money spent
See no future
Pay no rent.
"You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time's gone is, money's spent.
Original Lyrics:
Out of college, money spent.
"You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the dollar's slow, no way to go.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow lorry's slow, no where to go.
"You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow walrus go
Know where to go.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow lorry's slow
Nowhere to go
"You Never Give Me Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow-orange snow
Nowhere to go.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow lorry slow
Nowhere to go.
'Lorry' is a British term for what Yanks would call a semi-truck, large moving truck, or tractor-trailer
"You Won't See Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And since I, since I f***** you, f***** you.....
Original Lyrics:
And since I lost you...
"Lost" sounds like "luu...st" (but cannot hear the l)...
"You Won't See Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't want to stay, I don't have much to say,
but I can't turn away, and you won't see me.
Original Lyrics:
I won't want to stay, I don't have much to say,
but I get turned away, and you wont see me.
"You Won't See Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I call you up, your lion's encaged.
I have heard enough, so act your age.
Original Lyrics:
When I call you up, your line's engaged.
I have had enough, so act your age.
"You Won't See Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I call you up, your lion's encaged.
I have heard enough, that I feel rage.
Original Lyrics:
When I call you up, your line's engaged.
I have had enough, so act your age.
"You're Gonna Lose That Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will make her mine
Original Lyrics:
And I will treat her kind
"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I stand joint in hand
Yurn mu face to the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Here I stand head in hand
Turn my face to the wall.
"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you've got a high chill of a way
Original Lyrics:
Hey, you've got to hide your love away.
"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to hide your lovely ways.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to hide your love away.
"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to hide your lover way.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to hide your love away.
"You've Got To Hide Your Love Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to hide your underwear.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to hide your love away.

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