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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Bauhaus
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bauhaus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Bauhaus on amIright currently.
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"Bela Lugosi's Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone in a dark legume
Original Lyrics:
Alone in a darkened room
"Bela Lugosi's Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bella the goose is dead
Original Lyrics:
Bela Lugosi's dead
"Bela Lugosi's Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy the goat is dead
Original Lyrics:
Bella Lugosi's dead
"Bela Lugosi's Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
Original Lyrics:
Undead, undead, undead
"Bela Lugosi's Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The virginal brides file past his tomb
Strew maligned dead flowers.
Strew maligned dead flowers.
Original Lyrics:
The virginal brides file past his tomb
Strewn with time's dead flowers.
Strewn with time's dead flowers.
"Crowds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing for you a Marilyn Manson song.
Original Lyrics:
I sing for you my demented song.
"Crowds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing for you a merry mantic song.
Original Lyrics:
I sing for you my demented song.
"Crowds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll still be here as dark as you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll still be here as strong as you.
"Dark Entries" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog entrails, dog entrails
Original Lyrics:
Dark entries, dark entries
"In The Flat Field" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me passiously all night
Original Lyrics:
Let me catch this slit of light
"In The Flat Field" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until my body cavities atmospheres burn.
Original Lyrics:
Into my filing cabinet hemispheres spurn.
"In the Flat Fields" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my yearn for some syrup of figs.
Original Lyrics:
In my yearn for some cerebral fix.
"In the Flat Field" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Words that sting so besiously (??)
Original Lyrics:
Where's the string that Theseus laid
"Sanity Assassin"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a mad cow pusher
Original Lyrics:
He's a madcap pusher
"She's In Parties" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese in boxes
Cheese in the can.
Cheese in the can.
Original Lyrics:
She's in parties
It's in the can.
It's in the can.
"She's In Parties" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learning lines in Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
Learning lines in the rain
"She's In Parties" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
London lies in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
Learning lines in the rain
"She's In Parties" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in potties
She's on the can.
or
She's in barbies
She's blond and bland.
She's on the can.
or
She's in barbies
She's blond and bland.
Original Lyrics:
She's in parties
It's in the can.
It's in the can.
"She's in Parties" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in parties
He's in the can.
He's in the can.
Original Lyrics:
She's in parties
It's in the can.
It's in the can.
"Terror Couple Kill Colonel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In his question at home
Original Lyrics:
In his west German home
"The Man With The X-Ray Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Microwave my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Wipe away my eyes.
"The Passion of Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(unintelligible) tit for tat
Original Lyrics:
The passion of lovers is for death
"The Passion of Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That passion of lovers is for death obscene.
Original Lyrics:
The passion of lovers is for death, says she.
"The Passion of Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That passion of lovers, disco's dead! Yippee!
Original Lyrics:
The passion of lovers is for death, says she.
"The Passion of Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The passion of lovers is possessed, that's me.
Original Lyrics:
The passion of lovers is for death, says she.
"The Passion of Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The passion of lovers transport them, they shiver.
Original Lyrics:
'The passion of lovers is for death', says she.
"The Passion of Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The passionless lover: Kim Cattrall, is she?
Original Lyrics:
The passion of lovers is for death, says she.
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a loaded man
Original Lyrics:
They came on so loaded, man
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his seagull.
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his ego.
"Ziggy Stardust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So we bitched about his band
And should we crush his sweet hand?
And should we crush his sweet hand?
Original Lyrics:
So we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
And should we crush his sweet hands?
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