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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Barenaked Ladies that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 273 misheard song lyrics for Barenaked Ladies on amIright currently.

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"Alternative Girlfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your flannel unimaginative entourage
Original Lyrics:
With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
"Alternative Girlfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have it all girlfriend
Your features second best
Original Lyrics:
You're in an all-girl band
Your futon's second hand
"Alternative Girlfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in an all-girl band
Your guitar's second hand.
Original Lyrics:
You're in an all-girl band
Your futon's second hand.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A roller coaster with chimpanzees
or
I'm on the Coast Guard with chimpanzees.
Original Lyrics:
Another postcard with chimpanzees
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want it addressed to me.
Original Lyrics:
And everyone is addressed to me.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another postcard from Jim and me
or
Another bus stop with Jim and me
or
Another bus stop with chimpanzees
Original Lyrics:
Another postcard with chimpanzees
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another postcard from chimpanzees.
Original Lyrics:
Another postcard with chimpanzees.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another postcard, with chips and beans
Original Lyrics:
Another postcard, with chimpanzees
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
British chimp in the bar
Original Lyrics:
British chimp in the bath
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone is a dress to me.
Original Lyrics:
Every one is addressed to me.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never want it addressed to me.
Original Lyrics:
And everyone is addressed to me.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never wanted for this to be.
Original Lyrics:
And every one is addressed to me.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some chimps in Mustangs
Some chimps in cheese gangs.
Original Lyrics:
Some chimps in Mustangs
Some chimps in chain gangs.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some chimps in glove caps.
Original Lyrics:
Some chimps who love cats.
I don't know what a glove cap is, but I've been sure that was what they were wearing.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some chimps in love caps.
Original Lyrics:
Some chimps who love cats.
"Another Postcard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some gypsum hard hats
Some gypsum swimsuits
Original Lyrics:
Some chimps in hard hats
Some chimps in swimsuits
"A"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eeeew! mayonnaise-y
Like the loneliest monk.
Original Lyrics:
A, M & -azing
Like Thelonius Monk.
Yes, "A" is the title of this song.
"Baby Seat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can live your life in the BBC
Original Lyrics:
You can't live your life in the baby seat
"Baby Seat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to stand on your lawn.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to stand on your own.
"Be My Yoko Ono" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't like all these people
Slagging her for eating the burritos.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't like all these people
Slagging her for breaking up The Beatles.
"Be My Yoko Ono" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' 'round my ankle
Like some kind of borrowed Jane.
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' 'round my ankle
Like some kind of ball and chain.
"Be My Yoko Ono" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her naked ass, two virgins hand in hand or make that hand in glove.
Original Lyrics:
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand in hand in glove.
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm wondering if this is some kind of piano-drop
Original Lyrics:
And I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call it impulsive, call it a balls up
Original Lyrics:
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Callard and Bowser
Original Lyrics:
Call it impulsive.
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colored impostor, color composer
Original Lyrics:
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutting the Balzac, calling the Balzac
Original Lyrics:
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive.
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutting the balls off, cutting the balls off
Original Lyrics:
Call it compulsive, call it compulsive
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a compulsion
Got a compulsion
God, I'm insane.
Original Lyrics:
Call it impulsive
Call it compulsive
Call it insane.
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lying in bed
Just like Brian Wilson dead.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lying in bed
Just like Brian Wilson did.
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just listening, angry listening to Smiley Smile
Original Lyrics:
Just listening and re-listening to Smiley Smile
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying in bed because Brian Jones is dead.
Original Lyrics:
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson dead
Original Lyrics:
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying in bed, just like lying Wilson's dead
Original Lyrics:
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lying in bed
Just like Brian Wilson dead.
Original Lyrics:
Lying in bed
Just like Brian Wilson did.
"Brian Wilson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me Pablos Don
Original Lyrics:
You can call me Pavlov's Dog
"Call And Answer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You think
I'm only here to witness the remains of a legume
Original Lyrics:
You think
I'm only here to witness the remains of love exhumed
"Conventioneers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you end up flying.
Original Lyrics:
Innuendo flying
"Enid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat it! We never really knew each other anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway.
"Enid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enid, you crack-whore
Original Lyrics:
Enid, you caught a cold
"Enid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even we never really knew each other anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Enid, we never really knew each other anyway.
"Enid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a V.D. when you wrote me those letters.
Original Lyrics:
I took a beating when you wrote me those letters.
"Falling For The First Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so thrilled to finally meet Pele
Original Lyrics:
I'm so thrilled to finally be failing
"Falling For The First Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'n so clean
Too bad I can't get all the turd off of me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so clean
Too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me.
"Get In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night in the lane, someone thinks they've got to fight beyond me.
Original Lyrics:
Every night at Elaine's, someone thinks they've got a fine bead on me.
"Get In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to pretend I'm relaxed,
I'm playing cast a nets with my niece
Original Lyrics:
I try to pretend I'm relaxed,
but I'm playing castanets with my knees
"Get In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to go see my doctor
About this itchy, bent-up, crayon-shaped rash.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to see my doctor
About this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.
"Get In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to see my doctor about this itchy painted clam-shaped rash.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.
"Get In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta go see a doctor
About this itchy pent-up clam-shaped rash.
Original Lyrics:
I've gotta go see a doctor
About this itchy pentagram-shaped rash
"Get In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There really isn't anyone who's Emily.
Original Lyrics:
There really isn't anyone who's in my league.
"Get In Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There really isn't anyone who's in my way.
Original Lyrics:
There really isn't anyone who's in my league.
Excellent song from the 'King of the Hill' soundtrack.
"Get in Line" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There really isn't anyone who's in my lane.
Original Lyrics:
There really isn't anyone who's in my league.
"God, Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From God, Don Henley's father
Original Lyrics:
From God, our Heavenly Father
"Grade 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is me in Grape Nuts baby
Original Lyrics:
This is me in grade nine baby
"Grade 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is me in grapevine, baby
This is me in grapevine
or
This is me in grape nine, baby
This is me in grape nine.
Original Lyrics:
This is me in grade nine, baby
This is me in grade nine.
"Grade 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
This will be a great night, baby
Original Lyrics:
This is me in grade nine, baby
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bundle up against the core
Original Lyrics:
Bundle up against the cold
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bundle up against the gold
Original Lyrics:
Bundle up against the cold
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bundle up against the pole
Original Lyrics:
Bundle up against the cold
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bundle up and drink a Coke
Original Lyrics:
Bundle up against the cold
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bundled up against the Coke
Original Lyrics:
Bundled up against the cold
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bundled up against the court
Original Lyrics:
Bundled up against the cold
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's a dream Christmas in this tower
Original Lyrics:
But it's a green Christmas in this town
"Green Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The streaks are filled with Christmas chairs
Original Lyrics:
The streets are filled with Christmas cheer
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, silly!
Original Lyrics:
Hello, city!
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think this Harper town is wasted
And sick 'n' tired.
Original Lyrics:
I think this harbour town is waist-deep
And sinking fast.
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think this Harvard town is wasted on sycophants
Original Lyrics:
I think this harbour town is waist-deep and sinking fast
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think this Harvard town is wasted
And sick of fires.
Original Lyrics:
I think this harbour town is waist-deep
And sinking fast.
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think this Harvard town is wasty-band, sing it back.
Original Lyrics:
I think this harbour town is waist-deep and sinking fast.
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think this harbour town is wasting bands
Singing fast.
Original Lyrics:
I think this harbour town is waist-deep
And sinking fast.
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's three o'clock and I'm horny,
and I'm hungry so let's eat
Original Lyrics:
It's three o'clock in the morning,
and I'm hungry so let's eat
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Second Night at the warehouse
And my cap turtleneck shows streaks.
Original Lyrics:
Second night at the warehouse
And my mock turtle neck just reeks.
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Second night at the warehouse and my nocternal neck just creaks.
Original Lyrics:
Second night at the warehouse and my mock turtle neck just reeks.
"Hello City" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Second night at the warehouse
And my cap-turtle, Lexis, streaks.
Original Lyrics:
Second night at the warehouse
And my mock turtle neck just reeks.
"I'll Be That Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to kick off your shoes
Lay out a cheese sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
It's time to kick off your shoes
Learn how to choose sadness.
"If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to eat crap dinner.
or
I wouldn't have to eat crab dinner.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.
"If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd sell 3/4 of a yard
Original Lyrics:
I'd sell a tree port in our yard
"If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’d sell a tree port in our yard
Original Lyrics:
I’d build a tree fort in our yard
"If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lobotomy
Original Lyrics:
Ottoman
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well, I'd buy you a cake or
A nice reliant automobile
Original Lyrics:
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had a million colors
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a million dollars
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they don't have three-wrapped bacon
Original Lyrics:
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a K-COP
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K-Car
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a fur goat
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a fur coat
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a gay car
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K car
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a gray car
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K-Car
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you some K-Cups
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K Car
K-Cups are the brewing cups used for the Keurig.
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you some take-out
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K car
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd buy you lunch
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy your love
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd buy you more
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy your love
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd buy your lunch
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy your love
"If I Had A Million Dollars"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a million Daleks
Original Lyrics:
If I had a million dollars
"If I Had A Million Dollars"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a minion dullard(s)
Original Lyrics:
If I had a million dollars
"If I Had A Million Dollars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's maize (corn)
Original Lyrics:
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
"In The Car" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Saddam read our books.
Original Lyrics:
We sat and read our books.
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone and bored on a 13th century night
Original Lyrics:
Alone and bored on a 30th century night
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I bathed you
Original Lyrics:
And I begged you
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I heard you say, 'The pastor's much more fun'.
Original Lyrics:
I heard you say the past was much more fun.
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I play the same records
Original Lyrics:
And if I play the same three chords
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I play the same three chords
Will you just yawn and say, 'I, I hate it'?
Original Lyrics:
And if I play the same three chords
Will you just yawn and say, 'Ha! As if'?
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I pray the scene records
Will you just yawn and say, 'Ha! As if'?
Original Lyrics:
And if I play the same three chords
Will you just yawn and say...
Steely Dan's the only other band that has written a song about reincarnation and re-encounters -- running into the same person in different times: 'Do It Again.' But not with the same edge.
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hole in one
Original Lyrics:
It's all been done
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a home and done
Original Lyrics:
It's all been done
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all Ben Dunn.
It's all Ben Dunn.
It's all Ben Dunn Defore.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been done.
It's all been done.
It's all been done before.
"It's All Been Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all written down.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been done.
"It's All Been Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Null and void
Original Lyrics:
Alone and bored
"Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
(She thinks it's Cool Whip)
Original Lyrics:
(She thinks it's cooler)
"Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy cow, I'll stay while Jane has gone.
Original Lyrics:
Only cowards stay, while traitors run.
"Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane decided all our chemistry was Trader's rum.
Original Lyrics:
Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run.
"Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only cars that stay while trainers run
Original Lyrics:
Only cowards stay, while traitors run
"Jingle Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And, crap, you'll take the lead.
Original Lyrics:
And 'Crack!' You'll take the lead.
"Jingle Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With saiyans by my side
or
With Satan by my side
or
With Saina by my side
Original Lyrics:
Was seated by my side
"Life In A Nutshell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Complement her burnt-sienna earlobes
or
Complement the birdseed in her earlobes
or
Complement the birdseed in her earlobes
Original Lyrics:
Complement the burnt-sienna in her locks
"Life In A Nutshell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Complement the burnt seed in her inner locks.
Original Lyrics:
Complement the burnt-sienna in her locks.
"Life In A Nutshell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her blue-green eyes complement the burnt sienna in her lobes.
Original Lyrics:
Her blue-green eyes complement the burnt sienna in her locks.
"Light Up My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A hydra feels gum in my neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
A hydro field runs through my neighborhood.
'tckma' adds: In Canada, 'hydro' means 'electricity,' Hence 'hydro field' is a big ol' mess o' wires.
"Light Up My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The foam on the creek is like vomit cream.
Original Lyrics:
The foam on the creek is like pop and ice cream.
"Light Up My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a shopping cart in the ravine
And somehow it creaks just like poppin' ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
There's a shopping cart in the ravine
The foam on the creek is like pop & ice cream.
"Lovers In A Dangerous Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blubber in a dangerous time
Original Lyrics:
Lovers in a dangerous time
"Lovers In A Dangerous Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laverne in a dangerous time
Original Lyrics:
Lovers in a dangerous time
"Maybe Katie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's Old Navy about?
What's Old Navy about?
What's Old Navy about, Katie?
Original Lyrics:
What's so maybe about?
What's so maybe about?
What's so maybe about, Katie?
"Never Do Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with all the lint
Original Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with more than lint
"Never Do Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with border lint
Original Lyrics:
Fill my pockets with more than lint
"Never Do Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be that, I'll supercede that
I will never do anything.
Original Lyrics:
I can be that, but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything.
"Never Do Anything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could make amends
Original Lyrics:
I could make a mint
"Never Is Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You hate the Bible anyway
Original Lyrics:
You ate the bivalve anyway
"Never Is Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have to vomit anyway
You're sick with salmonella.
Original Lyrics:
You ate the bivalve anyway
You're sick with salmonella.
"Never Is Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You read the bible anyway,
you're sick with salmonella.
Original Lyrics:
You eat the bivalve anyway,
you're sick with salmonella.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
3 days in the livin' room
Original Lyrics:
3 days since the living room
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mechanic guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, you soon will
Original Lyrics:
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well, you soon will
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bert Kaempfert's got the man tits.
Original Lyrics:
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birch master stadium, home, Hammurabi
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bridge Masterdiem, home of the Robbie.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bunny Museum, cool Margot Robbie
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Margot Robbie voiced a bunny in that Peter Rabbit movie, some people will get this connection.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butch Master D and Home of the Rabe
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
Most of my friends heard the same thing, or similar
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-fil-A China
Original Lyrics:
Chickety China
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-fil-A in China, the Chinese chicken
Original Lyrics:
Chickety China, the Chinese chicken
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Vagina
Original Lyrics:
Chickety China
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken from China is Chinese chicken.
Half a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Original Lyrics:
Chickity China the Chinese chicken.
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
Chicken from China is Chinese chicken. No duh...thank you Capt. Obvious!
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken from China the Chinese chicken.
You have a drumstick and your brain starts stickin'.
Original Lyrics:
Chickity China the Chinese chicken.
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken vagina, the chinese chicken
Original Lyrics:
Chick-ity China, the Chinese chicken.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken, like vanilla is the finest of the flavors
Original Lyrics:
Shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickeny China, a Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your drain stops stickin'.
Original Lyrics:
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickity China, the Kung Pow Chicken?
Chickity China, Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Original Lyrics:
Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girch mounts the Diem, home of Ferrari.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get into my Salimu 'cause that car too has got the boom and amoeba that make me think of home team.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get some better bubs know that guy with tiny knubs
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get some better clubs you know the kind with tiny knubs
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey I don't make films, but, yeah, I did The Last Samurai
Original Lyrics:
OK I don't make films, but if I did they'd have a samurai
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, I don't make films
But, yeah, I did The Last Samurai
Original Lyrics:
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold it now and play it like Bela Fleck.
Original Lyrics:
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my thumb, and kiss my Ferrari.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home of Ferrari
Original Lyrics:
Home of the Robbie
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home of the rhombi
Original Lyrics:
Home of the Robbie
'Rhombi' is the unofficial plural of 'rhombus,' which is a quadrilateral (4-sided shape) with four sides of equal length.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, off to Raleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Home of the Robbie
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot like Gustabi with a Busta Rhymes.
Original Lyrics:
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I find my homies and we brush through
Original Lyrics:
You try to hold me but I bust through
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to piss myself constantly.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to piss myself in the street.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to tickle my number sleeve.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wiggle my mind constantly.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wiggle my number sleeve
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have the tendency of wearing my nubber sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
Original Lyrics:
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope the Boogie Man's in this one
Original Lyrics:
I hope the smoking man's in this one
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope the pokemon's in this one
Original Lyrics:
I hope the smoking man's in this one
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope the smokey manson is the one
Original Lyrics:
I hope the smoking man's in this one
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you saw me with Busta Rhymes
Original Lyrics:
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' naked chick.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to see a naked chick.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to stick a naked chick.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a puddle,
can't understand what I mean,
well you soon will.
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at dog puddle,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will.
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funnel,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will!
or
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funnel,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will!
Original Lyrics:
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral,
can't understand what I mean well,
you soon will.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral
Can't understand why the dead can't live a little
Original Lyrics:
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well, soon you will
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll still be two days 'til we say wasabi.
Original Lyrics:
It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's two-ten to week and hope for the Raleigh
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keanu Reeves films
Original Lyrics:
(O)kay I don't make films.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keanu, make films.
Original Lyrics:
Okay I don't make films
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kirk Cameron's got the main hills.
or
Kirk Cameron's got the main hits.
Original Lyrics:
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kirkland Stadium, come in Margot Robbie
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's watch TV and home-buff the rabbi.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I've got my tan trick
Like Snickers, guaranteed to terrify.
Original Lyrics:
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa Ed McMahon films,
Keanu make films,
but if I did they'd have a samurai
Original Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa I make mad films,
'kay I don't make films,
but if I did they'd have a samurai
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa and McMann films
Original Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa, I make matte films
Original Lyrics:
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric,
My stick is guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric
My stink is guaranteed to satisfy.
Original Lyrics:
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like niggers guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like sneakers guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like stickers guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
My people guaranteed to satisfy
Original Lyrics:
Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
R.S.V.P. at home of Harambi.
Original Lyrics:
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slimest of the flavors
Original Lyrics:
Finest of the flavors
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' hard to smile but while feelin' bad.
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smell like a Beanie Baby
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile for a fuel man
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile for a fuel man
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile when we feel bad
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard not to spell jalapeno
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two weeks, two days, two weeks and I'm sorry.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
With Paula Mason.
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
"dans la maison" is French for "in the house"
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
With all our mates round.
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with the lights on, a dollar maison
Original Lyrics:
Watchin X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with the lights on
When Donna Reed's on
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files, with no lights on
With Donald Faison
Original Lyrics:
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' X-files with the lights on,
with Donna Maison
Original Lyrics:
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
we're dans la maison
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Don LaMay's on
Original Lyrics:
We're dans la maison
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Donald Faison
Original Lyrics:
We're dans la maison.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all amaze on.
Original Lyrics:
We're dans la maison.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're looking like Pac-Man.
Original Lyrics:
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
You try my homie, but I bust you.
Original Lyrics:
You try to hold me, but I bust through.
"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll think you're looking at Apple Man.
or
You'll think you're looking at half a man.
Original Lyrics:
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And mustard pinstripe gym shorts on
Original Lyrics:
And run through with my gym shorts on
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bench meat
Original Lyrics:
Pinch me
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ditch me
Original Lyrics:
Pinch me
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Finish me
Original Lyrics:
Pinch me
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh meat
Original Lyrics:
Pinch me
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could hide that ugly bear.
Original Lyrics:
I could hide out under there.
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel fired up, I guess
Original Lyrics:
I feel fine enough, I guess
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just made you say where
or
I just made juicy underwear
or
I just made juicy underwear
Original Lyrics:
I just made you say underwear
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just made you say, 'Under where?'
Original Lyrics:
I just made you say underwear.
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just may juice my underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I just made you say underwear.
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like the quiche you try to remember but it's gone
or
It's like the keys you try to remember but it's gone
Original Lyrics:
It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me
or
French me
or
Flinch me
Original Lyrics:
Pinch me
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out your trombone
Original Lyrics:
Out your front door
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please god, kill me
cuz I'm still asleep
Original Lyrics:
Please god, tell me
that I'm still asleep
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a breastaurant down the street
Original Lyrics:
There's a restaurant down the street
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a restroom down the street,
where hungry people like to eat
Original Lyrics:
There's a restaurant down the street,
where hungry people like to eat
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to figure out what all this shit's for
Original Lyrics:
Try to figure out what all this is for
"Pinch Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you realize you gotta suck my d**k a while
Original Lyrics:
When you realize a guy my size might take a while
"Same Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was prepared for the news
But not for a full-scale whoa!
Original Lyrics:
I was prepared for the news
But not for full-scale war.
"Same Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These things are gay
Well, who asked you anyway?
Original Lyrics:
These things all end
Well, who asked you anyway?
"Sell Sell Sell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your smile could bathe our movies and the world.
or
Your pile could save our bulls*** and the world.
or
Your Nile will save sex movies and the world.
or
Your while could watch the maggots go and hurl.
or
The file is the movie and the world.
Original Lyrics:
Your smile could save our movie and the world.
"Seven Little Monsters Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
They cause trouble whenever they go
Original Lyrics:
They cause trouble wherever they go
"Shoe Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pee in the door
Original Lyrics:
A key in the door
"Shoe Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe box of life
Original Lyrics:
Shoe box of lies
"Shoe Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoebox supply
Original Lyrics:
Shoebox of lies
"Shoe Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoebox, Shoebox A-ya-e-a-ya-ya
Original Lyrics:
Shoebox, Shoebox of Li-e-i-i-es
"Shoebox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee in the door
Original Lyrics:
Key in the door
"Shoebox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoebox supplies
Original Lyrics:
Shoebox of lies
"Testing 1,2,3" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Test king, won two trees
Original Lyrics:
Testing 1,2,3
"Testing 1,2,3" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We recognize the present
Is Heaven's blessing.
Original Lyrics:
We recognize the present
Is half as pleasant.
"Testing 1,2,3" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would I be in the clergy?
Original Lyrics:
Would I be in the clear, gee?
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Rebuilt the periods)
Original Lyrics:
(We built the pyramids)
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad science history
On rambling a mystery
That all started in the Big Ben (Ben!)
Original Lyrics:
Math, science, history
Unraveling a mystery
That all started with a big bang (bang!)
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a whole universe was in a hot damn state
Original Lyrics:
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home computer was in a goddamn stink
Original Lyrics:
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
The intervals develop tools
Original Lyrics:
Neanderthals develop tools
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
The intervals develop tools
Original Lyrics:
Neanderthals develop tools
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
The other Trek began to drool
Original Lyrics:
The autotraphs began to drool
"The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We built the periods
Original Lyrics:
We built the pyramids
"The Big Bang Theory"
Misheard Lyrics:
The artichokes began to drool
Original Lyrics:
The autotrophs began to drool
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broke into the old apartment.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the old aparment.
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only two stairs from the street
Original Lyrics:
Forty-two stairs from the street
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We bought an old house on Third and Fourth.
Original Lyrics:
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
Apparently 'the Danforth' is some road in Toronto.
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We bought an old house on the 10th floor.
Original Lyrics:
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We bought an old house on the damn floor.
Original Lyrics:
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We bought an old house on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
We bought an old house on the Danforth
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the old aparment.
Original Lyrics:
Broke into the old aparment.
"The Old Apartment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did they paint the lawn?
Why did they change the laws?
Original Lyrics:
Why did they pave the lawn?
Why did they change the locks?
"These Apples" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I stammer, and pics of my grandma.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I stammer, or mix up my grammar.
"This Is Where It Ends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't buy everything I read
I haven't even read everything I've bought
I don't cry every time I pee
My eyes are dry but they're bloodshot.
Original Lyrics:
I don't buy everything I read
I haven't even read everything I've bought
I don't cry every time I bleed
My eyes are dry but they're bloodshot.
"Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a possum-us part of the scene.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a posthumous part of the scene.
"Too Little Too Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The poor will pay after years of endless free wine.
Original Lyrics:
Record and play after years of endless rewind.
"Too Little Too Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We couldn't pay after years of endless free wine
Original Lyrics:
Record and play after years of endless rewind
"Too Little Too Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We couldn't play after years of endless street wine.
Original Lyrics:
Record and play after years of endless rewind.
"Too Little, Too Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've come in vain, after years out on the speedwind.
Original Lyrics:
Record and play after years of endless rewind.
"Too Little, Too Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say I called the world to marry you
Original Lyrics:
You say I've pulled the world from under you
"Vanishing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rabbit and a dog had a handkerchief and rain.
Original Lyrics:
A rabbit and a top hat a handkerchief and ring.
"When I Fall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretend I'm not up here
The Tri-County sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Pretend I'm not up here
I try counting sheep.
"Who Needs Sleep?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta work with what you're gettin'.
Original Lyrics:
Be happy with what you're gettin'.

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