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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Bobby Bare

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bobby Bare that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 4 misheard song lyrics for Bobby Bare on amIright currently.

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"Drop Kick Me Jesus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalpost supply.
Original Lyrics:
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
"Four Strong Winds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four strong winds that blow lonely
Seven seas that run dry.
Original Lyrics:
Four strong winds that blow lonely
Seven seas that run high.
"Tequila Sheila" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed the border and I beat the dealer
For all of them golden warheads.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed the border and I beat the dealer
For all the damn gold in Juarez.
"The Winner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mine rolled away like chiggers down the street in San Antone
Original Lyrics:
Mine rolled away like Chicklets down the street in San Antone

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