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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Joan Baez
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joan Baez that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Joan Baez on amIright currently.
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"Biko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the eye yes the eye of the world's our Washington
Original Lyrics:
Oh the eyes yes the eyes of the world are watching you
"Children And All That Jazz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking on question.
Original Lyrics:
Martin and Christian
"Diamonds And Rust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haering a voice,
I've known a couple it's eight years ago
I've known a couple it's eight years ago
Original Lyrics:
Hearing a voice
I'd known a couple of light years ago
I'd known a couple of light years ago
"Diamonds And Rust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The McDonalds was yours for free
Original Lyrics:
The Madonna was yours for free
"Donna, Donna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donut Donut Donut Donut
Original Lyrics:
Donna Donna Donna Donna
"Down In Yon Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love mylar cheeses above anything.
Original Lyrics:
And I love my Lord Jesus above anything.
"Down In Yon Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in yon forest, there's Stanza Hall.
Original Lyrics:
Down in yon forest, there stands a hall.
"Here's To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a unicorn, oh, and Bart.
Original Lyrics:
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart.
"Love Song To A Stranger Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Frankfurters covered with snow
Original Lyrics:
Frankfurt is covered with snow
"Love Song to a Stranger Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My thoughts drift into the frozen night
Frankfurters covered with snow
Frankfurters covered with snow
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts drift into the frozen night
Frankfurt is covered with snow
Frankfurt is covered with snow
"Sagt Mir Wo Die Blumen Sind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sock me once in the bloominstein
Original Lyrics:
Sagt mir wo die Blumen sind
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Till so much cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
They tore down the tracks again.
Original Lyrics:
'Till Stoneman's cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
They tore down the tracks again.
General George Stoneman was a U.S. cavalry commander during The War Between The States.
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By May the 10th, Richmond had fell
Original Lyrics:
I took the train to Richmond that fell
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a train with Richard Duvell
It's a time I remember, oh so well
It's a time I remember, oh so well
Original Lyrics:
By May the 10th, Richmond had fell
It's a time I remember, oh so well
It's a time I remember, oh so well
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pat was my wife in Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Back with my wife in Tennessee
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was my wife in Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Back with my wife in Tennessee
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night they drove old Dick's sedan
Original Lyrics:
The night they drove old Dixie down
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night they towed the gypsy to town
Original Lyrics:
The night they drove old dixie down
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till Sherman's cavalry came and tore down the tracks again
Original Lyrics:
Till Stoneman's cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
They tore down the tracks again.
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till Stonewall's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
Original Lyrics:
Till Stoneman's cavalry came
They tore down the tracks again.
They tore down the tracks again.
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till someone's cavalry came
Original Lyrics:
Till Stoneman's cavalry came
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgil, quick come see, there goes Robert E. Lee.
Original Lyrics:
Virgil, quick come see, there goes the Robert E. Lee.
"The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgil Kane is my name and I rode on the bamboo train.
Original Lyrics:
Virgil Kane is my name and I rode on the Danville train.
"The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't raise the cane back up when it's in the feed
Original Lyrics:
You can't raise a Caine back up when he's in defeat
"You Ain't Goin Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me a flute
In the gum chute.
In the gum chute.
Original Lyrics:
Buy me a flute
And a gun that shoots.
And a gun that shoots.
"You Ain't Goin Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Genghis Khan, he could not keep
All his men supplied with sheep.
All his men supplied with sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Genghis Khan, he could not keep
All his men supplied with sleep.
All his men supplied with sleep.
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