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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Bachman-Turner Overdrive
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There are 91 misheard song lyrics for Bachman-Turner Overdrive on amIright currently.
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"Blue Collar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to remind you at four in the morning,
My wood is very stiff
My wood is very stiff
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to remind you at four in the morning,
My world is very still
My world is very still
"Blue Collar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep your sleep
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
Yours and the pie
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
Yours and the pie
Original Lyrics:
Sleep your sleep
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
You're nine to five
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
You're nine to five
"Blue Collar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep your sleep
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
Yours and the pie
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
Yours and the pie
Original Lyrics:
Sleep your sleep
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
You're nine to five
I'm awake and alive
I keep late hours
You're nine to five
"Give Me Your Money Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw that he be liggered
And he staggered to, you know, he staggered to his feet
And he said, "Boy, you'd better move real slow"...
And he staggered to, you know, he staggered to his feet
And he said, "Boy, you'd better move real slow"...
Original Lyrics:
And I saw that he'd been liquored
And he staggered to, you know, he staggered to his feet
And he said, "Boy, you'd better move real slow"...
And he staggered to, you know, he staggered to his feet
And he said, "Boy, you'd better move real slow"...
"Give Me Your Money Please"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my car broke down in the evening
You know it just stopped stone cold
Stopped stone cold in the street
And a dirty mean man with sharp glass eyes
He said, "Gimme your money please"
You know it just stopped stone cold
Stopped stone cold in the street
And a dirty mean man with sharp glass eyes
He said, "Gimme your money please"
Original Lyrics:
But my car broke down in the evening
You know it just stopped stone cold
Stopped stone cold in the street
And a dirty mean man with a shotglass eye
He said, "Gimme your money please"
You know it just stopped stone cold
Stopped stone cold in the street
And a dirty mean man with a shotglass eye
He said, "Gimme your money please"
"Hey, You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You realize now
You shouldn't drive now.
You shouldn't drive now.
Original Lyrics:
You realize now
You should have tried now.
You should have tried now.
"Hold Back The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool hags of Florida, I gotta find time to burn.
Original Lyrics:
Hold back the water. I gotta find time to burn
"Hold Back The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old bags of water I gotta find time to burn.
Original Lyrics:
Hold back the water. I gotta find time to burn
"Hold Back The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vou dar porrada
A vara vai entrar tambem.
A vara vai entrar tambem.
Original Lyrics:
Hold back the water
I gotta find time to burn.
I gotta find time to burn.
The misheard phrase means in Portuguese: 'I will beat them up / the rod will enter too'
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Live my life,' it's like a queen
I'll never see your smile
I'll never see your smile
Original Lyrics:
Babe, my life is not complete
I never see you smile
I never see you smile
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And would you cry if I throwed it down the line?
Original Lyrics:
And would you cry if I told you that I lied?
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And would you cry if I told you tham I lied?
Original Lyrics:
And would you cry if I told you that I lied?
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And would you cry if I towed it down the line?
Original Lyrics:
And would you cry if I told you that I lied?
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been doing this book while you've been cooking time.
Original Lyrics:
I've been doing things worthwhile. You've been booking time.
Editor's note: It is not plausible at all to have heard this line as "Facebook" because this song was made 30 years before Facebook came into existence. Please use common sense, people!
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now who you mind of told you out of line.
Would say good find, or wooded lemmon rye?
Would say good find, or wooded lemmon rye?
Original Lyrics:
Now would you cry if I told you that I lied.
Or would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride?
Or would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride?
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now would you cry if I tortured them alive?
Original Lyrics:
Now would you cry if I told you that I lied?
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now would you die, if I told you down the line?
Would you say good time, or wooden leaded rhyme?
Would you say good time, or wooden leaded rhyme?
Original Lyrics:
Now would you cry if I told you that I lied?
Would you say goodbye or would you let it ride?
Would you say goodbye or would you let it ride?
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or would you say goodbye. Your bush of lettuce is dry!
Original Lyrics:
Or would you say goodbye, or would you let it ride?
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride, ride, ride, let it ride.
or
Drive, drive, drive, let it ride.
or
Drive, drive, drive, let it ride.
Original Lyrics:
Try, try, try, to let it ride.
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems my life is not complete
I never see you smile
I never see you smile
Original Lyrics:
Babe, my life is not complete
I never see you smile
I never see you smile
"Let It Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White man doing things worthwhile
Newsman booking time.
Newsman booking time.
Original Lyrics:
I've been doing things worthwhile
You've been booking time.
You've been booking time.
"Take It Like a Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get that hairy woman!
Get that hairy woman!
Get that hairy woman!
Make it stand; I'm gonna take it like a man!
Get that hairy woman!
Get that hairy woman!
Make it stand; I'm gonna take it like a man!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get back where they want me!
Get back where they want me!
Get back where they want me!
Make a stand... I'm gonna take it like a man!
Get back where they want me!
Get back where they want me!
Make a stand... I'm gonna take it like a man!
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if they see you having fun
With a lion in the sun.
With a lion in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
People see you having fun
Just a lying in the sun.
Just a lying in the sun.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you take your time
You can get to work by nine
You can get to work by nine
Original Lyrics:
And if the train's on time
You can get to work by nine
You can get to work by nine
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As easy as fishin'
You can be a beautician
You can be a beautician
Original Lyrics:
If it were easy as fishin'
You can be a musician
You can be a musician
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake a can of biscuits
or
Bakin' carrot biscuits
or
Bacon carrot biscuits
or
Takin' General Business
or
Bakin' carrot biscuits
or
Bacon carrot biscuits
or
Takin' General Business
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bakin' carrot biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bigger kids in business every day
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business every day
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For some easy a*s bichin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sound or a mellow.
You could be a musician
If you could make sound or a mellow.
Original Lyrics:
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow.
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a chicken and guitar
Original Lyrics:
Get a second hand guitar
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If it were easy as bingeing
Original Lyrics:
If it were easy as easy as fishin'
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you ever get a knowin'
You can be a self-employed.
You can be a self-employed.
Original Lyrics:
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me, I'm self-employed.
Look at me, I'm self-employed.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you ever get annoyed, you can be a self-employed
Original Lyrics:
If you ever get annoyed, look at me I'm self-employed
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you ever get annoyed, you can be a self-employed
Original Lyrics:
If you ever get annoyed, look at me, I'm self-employed
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you ever get annoyed
We can get with Cousin Floyd.
We can get with Cousin Floyd.
Original Lyrics:
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me, I'm self-employed.
Look at me, I'm self-employed.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll be easy ass fishin'
you can be a musician
if you can make sounds hard or mellow
you can be a musician
if you can make sounds hard or mellow
Original Lyrics:
If it were easy as fishin'
you can be a musician
if you can make sounds that are mellow
you can be a musician
if you can make sounds that are mellow
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the working man's Boid.
or
It's the working man's Boyd.
or
It's the working man's Boyd.
Original Lyrics:
It's the work that we avoid.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' carrot biscuits.
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' cheddar biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a can of biscuits and cook them over time.
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business and working overtime.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take good care of Frances
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take good carrot biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
This happens when you're hungry.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' care of Finster
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' care of Kristin.
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' care of Viscus
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking Carol fishing
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of biscuits
Everyday.
Everyday.
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
Every day.
Every day.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of fizz-fizz
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of pig sticks
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking count of Frisbees.
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for your business.
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They get up every morning
From their long clock's warning.
From their long clock's warning.
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning.
From your alarm clock's warning.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you get up every morning at the alarm clock's warning
Take the eight bench beenies to the city.
Take the eight bench beenies to the city.
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning at the alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city.
Take the 8:15 into the city.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you get up every morning at the long cock's warning
Take the 8.15 into the city
Take the 8.15 into the city
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
Take the 8:15 into the city
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you get up every morning from the long hot swarming
Take the 8:15 into the city
Take the 8:15 into the city
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
Take the 8:15 into the city
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get up every morning with the long clocks warning.
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get up every morning
At the long clock's warning
Take the 8.15 into the city.
At the long clock's warning
Take the 8.15 into the city.
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city.
From your alarm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city.
"Takin' Care Of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get up every morning
From the law court's warning
From the law court's warning
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning
From your alarm clock's warning
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eatin' all the biscuits
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a second-hand Dodge
Chances are you'll go far
If you get it with the right shade of yellow
Chances are you'll go far
If you get it with the right shade of yellow
Original Lyrics:
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make my day with Bisquick
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' eggs and Bisquick
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take good care of Princess
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business.
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of business
Peace of mind
Taking care of business and working overtime
Peace of mind
Taking care of business and working overtime
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
It's all right
Taking care of business and working overtime.
It's all right
Taking care of business and working overtime.
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking care of syphilis
Original Lyrics:
Takin' care of business
"Takin' Care of Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get up every morning from the long cop's warning.
Original Lyrics:
You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning.
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then she hit me with a big banana, and said
Original Lyrics:
And then she looked at me with big brown eyes, and said
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then she looked at me with her big brown eye, and said
Original Lyrics:
And then she looked at me with big brown eyes, and said
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then she looked at me with pig pen eyes, and said
Original Lyrics:
And then she looked at me with big brown eyes, and said
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat me nothin' yet
Original Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothing yet
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He took me to a doctor, and he told me I was cured
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor, and he told me of a cure
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a Dago woman
She took my heart away
She took my heart away
Original Lyrics:
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She took my heart away
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a big fat woman
She took my home away
She took my home away
Original Lyrics:
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She took my heart away
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a divvy woman
She took my hole away
She took my hole away
Original Lyrics:
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She took my heart away
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a powerful woman
Original Lyrics:
I met a devil woman
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never met a woman
Original Lyrics:
I met a devil woman
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took me to a doctor,
He showed me to the door.
He showed me to the door.
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor,
And he told me of a cure.
And he told me of a cure.
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took me to a doctor,
He sold me a liqueur.
He sold me a liqueur.
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor,
And he told me of a cure.
And he told me of a cure.
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took me to a doctor
And he told me I was cured.
And he told me I was cured.
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
And he told me of a cure.
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took me to a doctor
And he told me, "I've a cure".
And he told me, "I've a cure".
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
And he told me of a cure.
"I've a cure", meaning, "I have a cure".
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he called me immature
And he called me immature
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
And he told me of a cure.
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he pulled me on the shore.
And he pulled me on the shore.
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
And he told me of a cure.
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he told me I was cute.
And he told me I was cute.
Original Lyrics:
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
And he told me of a cure.
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't seen Smucker's jam
Original Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' yet
"You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I took what I could get Mmh, mmh, mmh
She did it to me with big bananas
She did it to me with big bananas
Original Lyrics:
So I took what I could get Mmh, mmh, mmh
She looked at me with big brown eyes
She looked at me with big brown eyes
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