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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Archies that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for The Archies on amIright currently.

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"Mr. Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hysterectomy
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Factory
"Sugar Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make love to your feet, hey, hey, hey!
or
I'm gonna make your love so sweet, heh, heh, heh!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah!
"Sugar Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo, sugar, honey, honey
Oreo, sugar, honey, baby
Original Lyrics:
Pour a little sugar on it, honey
Pour a little sugar on it, baby
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, Alan Sugar
Original Lyrics:
Ah, sugar, sugar
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you got me wanting two
Original Lyrics:
And you got me wanting you
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey
Oh, Sugar, Sugar
You are my candy girl
And you got me going.
Original Lyrics:
Honey
Oh, Sugar, Sugar
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you.
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't believe the loneliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it, too)
Original Lyrics:
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't believe the love I get for loving you
(I just can't believe it's true).
Original Lyrics:
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true).
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the summer sunshine, won't you sing this over me
Won't you sing this over me?
Original Lyrics:
Like the summer sunshine, pour your sweetness over me
Pour your sweetness over me.
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meshuggah
Ah, honey, honey
You are my cannibal
And you've got me watching you
Honey
Meshuggah, sugar
You are my cannibal
And you've got me watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Ah sugar
Ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey
Ah, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a campy girl
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my campy girl
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my campy girl
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my candy turd
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my champ, girl.
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy, girl.
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my champ, girl.
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy, girl.
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my kind of girl.
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl.
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are offended, girl
Original Lyrics:
You are my candy girl
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make love to my feet
Original Lyrics:
You make love so sweet

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