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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> A -> Julie Andrews
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There are 52 misheard song lyrics for Julie Andrews on amIright currently.
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"A Spoonful Of Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows a song.
We'll move the Jobillard.
We'll move the Jobillard.
Original Lyrics:
He knows a song.
Will move the job along.
Will move the job along.
From the soundtrack of "Mary Poppins."
"A Spoonful Of Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
War is...
Cool as the sugar helps the medicine go down.
Cool as the sugar helps the medicine go down.
Original Lyrics:
For a...
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
"A Spoonful of Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
A school full of sugar
Original Lyrics:
A spoonful of sugar
"Cast of 'The Sound of Music'"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's so fearsome, Mother Bat?
Original Lyrics:
What's so fearsome about that?
"Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far, a longer way to run... Tea, a drink with Janet Blair
Original Lyrics:
Far, a long, long way to run... Tea, a drink with jam and bread
"Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far, a longer way to run.
Tea, a drink with Jan and Fred.
Tea, a drink with Jan and Fred.
Original Lyrics:
Far, a long, long way to run.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
"Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea I drink with German bread
Original Lyrics:
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
"Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea to drink at supper time
Original Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
"Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair.
Original Lyrics:
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
"Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea, a drink with Janet Blair.
Original Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
From the movie 'The Sound of Music'.
"Do Re Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with jam and h***.
Original Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with jam and bread.
"Do-Re-Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beer, a female beer
or
A beard, a female beard
or
A beard, a female beard
Original Lyrics:
A deer, a female deer
"Do-Re-Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doe a deer
A teenage deer
A teenage deer
Original Lyrics:
Doe a deer
A female deer
A female deer
From the movie "The Sound Of Music"
"Do-Re-Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear a female deer
Original Lyrics:
a deer, a female deer
"Do-Re-Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea a drink with Jems and bread
Original Lyrics:
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
"Do-Re-Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea, I drink with Lemon Pledge.
Original Lyrics:
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
If you want lemon flavor in your tea, don't try this at home!
"Do-Re-Mi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with German bread
Original Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
From 'The Sound Of Music.'
"Feed the Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All around the casino
the saints and opposums look down
the saints and opposums look down
Original Lyrics:
All around the cathedral
the saints and apostles look down
the saints and apostles look down
"Feed the Birds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the birds Tuppen Sebay
Original Lyrics:
Feed the birds tuppence a bag
"High on a hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
High on a hill there's a lonely goat turd
Original Lyrics:
High on a hill there's a lonely goatherd
I was around fifteen when I heard this!74v
"I Could Have Danced All Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Of Mrs. Pearce's episode
Original Lyrics:
Or Mrs. Pearce is apt to scold
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Captain with seven children wants a fearsome rubber bat!
Original Lyrics:
A Captain with seven children? What's so fearsome about that?
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Captain with seven children?
What's so fearsome, Mother Bat?
What's so fearsome, Mother Bat?
Original Lyrics:
A Captain with seven children?
What's so fearsome about that?
What's so fearsome about that?
From the soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music", which Andrews starred in.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a string of the things I am seeking.
or
I'm a stream of the things I am seeking.
or
I'm a stream of the things I am seeking.
Original Lyrics:
I must dream of the things I am seeking.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've belonged to adventure
To do the things I've never did.
To do the things I've never did.
Original Lyrics:
I've always longed for adventure
To do the things I've never dared.
To do the things I've never dared.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now here I'm pacing adventure.
Original Lyrics:
Now here I'm facing adventure.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strength doesn't lie in numbers.
Strength doesn't lie in wells.
Strength doesn't lie in wells.
Original Lyrics:
Strength doesn't lie in numbers.
Strength doesn't lie in wealth.
Strength doesn't lie in wealth.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
....When you wake up, Wake up!
It's heavenly. All I trust I leave my heart to.
It's heavenly. All I trust I leave my heart to.
or
When you wake up, Wake up!.
It's heaven. All I trust I leave my heart to.
It's heaven. All I trust I leave my heart to.
or
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, Wake up!
It's healthy. All I trust I leave my heart to.
When you wake up, Wake up!
It's healthy. All I trust I leave my heart to.
or
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, Wake up!
It's healthy. All I trust I leave my heart to.
When you wake up, Wake up!
It's healthy. All I trust I leave my heart to.
Original Lyrics:
Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers.
When you wake up, Wake up!
It tells me, All I trust I leave my heart to.
When you wake up, Wake up!
It tells me, All I trust I leave my heart to.
"I Have Confidence" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's so fearsome, Mother Bat?
Original Lyrics:
What's so fearsome about that?
"Jolly Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Hubert
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you Bert
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown paper packages tied up in springs
Original Lyrics:
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown paper packages tied up with springs
Original Lyrics:
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and Shih Tzus with Poodles
Doorbells and sleigh bells and Shih Tzus with Poodles
Original Lyrics:
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
As performed in the musical film "The Sound Of Music."
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These are a few of my favorite dreams
Original Lyrics:
These are a few of my favorite things
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These are a few of my favorite kings
Original Lyrics:
These are a few of my favorite things
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the dog barks
When the bee stinks
When the bee stinks
Original Lyrics:
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When the bee stings
From 'The Sound of Music'.
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the door bites, when the bee stings
Original Lyrics:
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the door's tight
Original Lyrics:
When the dog bites
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whispers and kittens
Original Lyrics:
Whiskers on kittens
"My Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild geese that fly with no poop on their wings.
Original Lyrics:
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
"My Favourite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woggies that fly with the moon on their wings
Original Lyrics:
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
"The Lonely Goatherd (from 'The Sound Of Music')" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High on a hill stood a lonely goat terd.
Original Lyrics:
High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd.
"The Lonely Goatherd" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
O-old lady o' de lake-o, o-old lady o' de lake
O-old lady o' de lake-o, lady o' de leak ole.
O-old lady o' de lake-o, lady o' de leak ole.
Original Lyrics:
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay.
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay.
"Wouldn't It Be Loverly?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wooden t**s aren't rubbery.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be loverly?
From the stage version.
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