Through the salty fields

A soda fairy tale with you.

A sordid fairy tale with you.

A sordid fairy tale
or
I sowed a fairy tale.

A sword, a fairy tale with you.

And I'm Susan
Like a good book
I can't put this Depend.

And I'm a soothsayer
Like a good book
I can't put this deeper.

And I'm so sad like a good book
I can't put this to bed.

And I'm soothsayer.

And I'm soothsaying
Like a cookbook
I can't brew this tea bag

And in Sioux City
I'm a good bird
A rocking bird.

I am the seahorse.

I could not eat rice.

I saw the fairy tale with you
or
I sought a fairy tale with you
or
I sold a fairy tale with you
or
Ah, sod off hairy tail, will you?

I sewed a fairy tale with you.

I sewed a fairy tale.

Life ain't good,
Life ain't good, that's too bad.

On my way un-loved

On my way up north up on the vending chair
I pooed back the hood.

On my way up north up on the venture
I pulled back the hood.

On my way, I'm lost.

This soda fairytale

I'm marmalade; I tried not and to see him

Mr. Sultan, Mr. Happy Man

Alamo, figures you see me as older
23 hounds to the border.

You can't sit through seduction

And the poor, sad news...

And to every young man's bedroom (you gave it up)
Tea, V.D., and magazine (you gave it up)
Private rite of passage (you gave it up)
To every boy's sweet dream and their heap of guts.
You said he's got an eating machine.
It glows in the dark.

He could light you up
And some limerick swan
'Til the waves are sad.

I'm a poolside muse.

I'm a poor sad muse.

Off to Cabo San Lucas
For so long 'til he could stand your lies.

She said he's got an inkling
That we glow in the dark.

Then you started to guess there was someone else
Though his fan base.

To every boy's sweet dream
With the heap of guts

Well he licked you up
Like Amber Waves in his movie show.

You said you've got an eating machine.
That glows in the dark.

You say he's got an alien machine It glows in the dark

You say he's got an earring machine
That glows in a dog.

You say you've got an inkling
We glow in the dark.

Arms filled with honey butts
And I could send for bloods.

Does it all come down to
The thing one girl feels
In the night.

I'm silled with honey bursting
Like a samford blunt.s
or
Am filled with honey and
Seemed like a time for blood.

I'm silled with honey bursting
Like a samford blunts.

The way she pantsed the whale

There's been a recall
Of our store.

Through twists and turns
Jasmine f***s me
In her glove.

I'm p***ing a portion to combat your poison.

A pissing abortion to combat your poison

I'm pissing a potion to combat your poison

I'm pissing a potion to combat your poison

When it's all said and done
We will lose the peace
To a Communist vegetarian.

My sweet beenbag in the straightjacket. down out to the laundry scene.

She's a beauty queen,
my beenbag in the straightjacket,
down out to the laundry scene.

They threaten their bear

They threaten their beds.

You have her face and her a**
But you are not her.

I've been drinkin' down your pine
Gonna turn that whiskey into wine.

I've been drinking down your pine
Turn that whiskey into wine.

You think I am your poison shrimp.

You think I am your position

Black dove
Black dove
You're not the one I'm after
You're not a cop out either.

Blind dove

But I have to get two taxis.

But I have to get two taxis.

But I have to give you tootsies.

Tiger Woods

A hoccacinno who wants into mine

A hot kachina walks into your mind

Al Pacino running through my mind

Cappuccino who looks into your mind

I can cheat on you and this is why

So maybe you'll find salvation with a power drive

So maybe you'll force into me the power of God

So maybe you're for whores itchin' with a power drive

Test maternity to see if I'm still free.

Test my turn out to see if I'm still free.

Now you've cut out the fruit
From the Fruit of the Loom.

She can't get a taste of your milk.

You gave him your arm
And your warm little down.

You gave him your blood
And your warm little medallion
He likes killing you after you're done.

Come in here with me

Commanding weathermen

Make this easy, make this easy It's not as happy as it seems

Vodka martini, take me to Moscow.

And pom poms and cherry plums

Danny dear
If it can kill one man
Why why not do it?

Sticky soap, get a little lost in my hole.

Carbon make thunder at the end of a chain.

Carbonated fountain at the end of a chain.

Keep horizon her horizon.

Keep your eyes on Your eyes on

Keep your eyes on her.

Keep your horizon, your horizon.

Time to erase his head.

Keep on dry heaving.

Cordalite sneeze

Cordula Sneeze

I know a guy doll from a girl doll.

I need a big lick from a ghetto.

I need a big lick from a guitar.

Made my own brother hate my shame.

Mr. Saddam, just bring your son.

Mr. Satan, just bring your son.

Beauty
Don't believe that
Didn't know our love was so small.

Blue jeans from a girl's own.

Boys and their cousins, and you're not here.

Codalite's knees
Codalite's breeze
Codalite's weight is light in seed
Boys in my left side
Gotta big roan from a girl's own building.

I need a big loan from the calzone

I need a big man from the ghetto.

I'm hiding it
What else is new, Ernestine?

Ice cream, left the tray out. Singe it.

She is unseasonably modest
She is your whore

Cloudy Sunday

Concertina, Concertina: junipers

Concertina, concertina, Jupiter bends.

Concertina, concertina
Chill that burns.

Concertina, concertina
Jingle bells
or
Concerina, conertina
Chill that bends.

Concertina
Concertina
Jewellery burns

Gee, you can bend.

I run into your fart from across the room.

I run into your fart from across the room.

Jew that Benz

Jezzebelle

Party girl, my party girl, she slowly changes.

Party pooper, party pooper
she slowly changes

The Salt Lake tear in a glass world.

The soul quake galanteer in a glass world.

This I swear you to pieces
Come and get in.

This I swear, You're the fastest car I've been in.

This I swear
Through the feces come and Ben.

But Violet thought she'd really rather be water instead.

Maybe I didn't lie to you but I still can't believe speed takers are dead

There's a Chinas wrapped around that pineapple tree.

There's a Shawn who's wrapped around that pineapple tree.

All along the watchtower

All the world's reduced pill

And I go a-sleepy-tight.

And the man from the government
Thinks he knows so much.

And the man who could walk on water
Thinks he knows so much.

And the man with the broken girl thinks he knows so much.

And the man with the broken girl

And the man with the golden world thinks he knows so much.

And the man with the hold-up gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yeah.

And the man with the older girl

And the man with the woman gone
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.

And the man with the woman touch
Thinks he knows so much, thinks he knows so much, yea.

And the man with the woman, yeah

Appear Popadom Mountain
Disappear popadom.

Brown Lemonade, where'd you put the keys girl?

Brown eyes, where'd you put the keys girl?

By the way, where'd you put the key, girl?

By the way, where'd you put the keys, girl?

Come on, here'd you put the keys, girl?

Deborah was a cornflake girl.

Devil was a cornflake girl.
There's gonna be a revolution.

Devil was a cornflake girl.

Diva does a yo ho ho.

Emma was a cornflake girl.

Every man in the whole damn world thinks he knows so much,
thinks he knows so much, yes.

Every man with a whole damn gun thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much, yes.

Father was a cornflake girl.
Thought that was a good solution.

Givin' us her ol' TiVo.

Heather was a cornflake girl.

I nearly was a corn fed girl.

It's the ring of the right virtue
Ring of the right word.

It's to feel up the white witch
Just feel up the white witch
Sheena knows what's going on
Seems we got a cheaper field now
All the sweet days are gone
Gone to the other side, got my encyclopedia
They must have paid her a nice bribe
She's putting on her swimming clothes

Mama, where'd you put the keys on you?

My daddy was a cornflake girl.

Papa was a cornflake girl

Peel off the watchword
Juice! Peel out the white whirl.

Peel out the watch wear
or
Peel out the watch, where?

Peer 'round the watchtower.

Rabbi, where'd you put the cheese curls?

Rabbi, where'd you put the cheese, girl?

Rabbi, where'd you put the keys, girl?

Rabbit eye! Where'd you put the keys, girl?

Rabbit, where'd you put the cheese girl?

Revlon, where'd you put the keys girl?

Rib eye, where'd you put the keys, girl?

Robert
Where'd you put the keys, girl?

She's gone to other side getting us a holy cow.

She's gone to other side
Giving the old heave-ho.

She's gone to the other side, and I say, 'Oh you hush.'

Valet, where'd you put the keys, girl?

Vanna White, where'd you put the keys, girl?

With my hands I can be-be her
or
With my hands I can be-be high
or
With my hands I can be beheld

With my hands I can feel her

With my hands like a faith healer

With my hands like a pee-pee head

With my hands like a peeler

Wrong way, where'd you put the keys, girl?
or
Runway, where did you put the keys, girl?

Paper taggers, skiing me and Cain

Paper tigers scare me and Cain

Saw me my al dente all.

Cruisin' by myself

Figures that my courage, my shoes are so loud now
OR
Figures that my courage, my shoes are so long now
OR
Figures that my courage, it would just be so loud now

Got a cake for a dog who's baking for love

Got a kick for a doll, who's begging for love.
I can have my sufferings baby, I can't have my cross.

Got a kick for a dollar
And an achin' for love.

Got a kid for a dog begging for love.

Gotta have my sulfur ring
so that I can have my floss

Gotta have myself a ring
So that I can have my cross.

I gotta have my supper ring so that I can have my cross
OR
I gotta have myself a ring so that I can have my cross

My heart is sick of beans and cheese.

These chains are broken.

Why do we crucify my mouse.... cheese

Even the rain is shrub-like today
as you sh-sh-shock me sane

Even the rainballs down
Let us pray that you can go
F*** your man.

Flo-nase she's got in her own neighborhood

Love your brother, Cornellia
My vine twists around your knee.

No cigarettes on leap year, dabranotz for you (Dabranotz is a Polish word)

No cigarettes, only peeled bananas for you.

No cigarettes, sleeping iguanas for you.

No figarettes on lip eeled Havanas for you.

Sadam's she's got in her own neighborhood.

So don't give me respect
Don't give me a piece of your precious lunch
Fromage is here in our old neighbourhood

Wiccan mylar balloons tail up

And not be homeless

Clitoral B.P.

Divide and conquer.

Divine cannon

Don't let me convert you.

And the Jack-around-the-tree
Is telling me.

I could slip through your head.

The chick around the tree
she's telling me

On the menu, 7-Up up for his friends

On the menu, he's setting up for his friends

On the menu, it's 7 Up for his friends

And if I'm haning on to your shame
I guess I'm way beyond the pain.

And if I'm wasting all your time
Mister

Hand me a trick and a cake and your message.

Hand me a trick and a cake and your message
or
Hand me a drink and a cake and your message.

'Cause if I am hanging on to your shoe
Guess it's way beyond repair.

'Cause if I'm hanging onto your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pain.

'cause if I am hanging on to your shite
Guess I am way beyond the bill

And if I am hanging on to your charade
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.

Hand me a drink and I can't get your message

Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your message

Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache

Hand me a drink and I'll kick in your mustache

Hand me a drink and a cake and your message

Hand me a drink and a cake and your message

Hand me a drink and a cake and your message

If I'm hanging onto horse s***
I guess I'm way beyond the pale.

Sewing jars keep being you.

Two sons too many
too many ball fires

Two sons too many,
too many bull fights

Two sons too many,
too many bull fights

Two suns too many
Too many bon-fires

Does Jenna pee, hiding in a chapel?

Gotta pee, hiding in a trumbone.

Hiding in a honeycomb

Now this Porno Star.

Pee-shee is hiding in a pee cup
Gotta pee hiding her truffles wearing those purple gardens

I'm your whore.

Slap them boys when they're naughty
Make 'em crawl, make you horny.

And I know you will always love Zorro.

General Lee

Jimmy rolled a joint I know, I know.

As the wind takes one more cherry tree

Everybody else is gay.

My image under Heaven

Now that everybody else is dead,
maybe one day she'll be alone

Screams from the behind the glass can't make them go away.

Screams from the blue glass cat, make them go away

The white cold centre of the room.

Well, I'm not seventeen
But I've curls on my knees.

Well, I'm not seventeen
But I've cursed on my knees.

Sure you're out there orbiting a ram
wish I had to beg now and when?
when it all seemed queer just then Ewan disappeared

Do you need a woman to care for you?

God sometimes you're a stone cold fool.

God, sometimes you're just stone cold cruel.

Gods and dungeons just don't come through

Got some Dungeoness Crab for you

Got some ganja and stone-cold brew.

Got some ice in a stone cold room

Heard you've gone south,
well babe you love your new 4 wheel

Have you gone soft?
But babe, I love your new four-gear

Have you gone soft?
But babe, I love your new four-gear

Just think, guys

Make sure you even tell him
If you decide to make a skull wall.

Beneath my makeup, I have your footprints.

You can't see in the dark
Through the eyes of love and loss.

You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
Gervasse and canopies.

You said you raced from Langley
Pulling me underneath
Sure, I'd like some canape.

Goodbye to high seas.

And I go weary, minorities like the Jew.

And I'll go wearing my naughties like a Jew.

And I'll go wearing my nawnies like Jewel.

And then they're selling little men, get up and dance

Isabelle, I could never feel the things I feel

Took my lover off the shelf.

Like that never stopped me, no.
He liked my shoes I kicked them off

Little dust never stopped me none
He liked my shoes and kept them warm.

You're just too used to mourning now

You just, you just don't wnat me now

You just, you just don't wnat me now

You're just an Easter morning now.

You're just still, you're still my honey now.

You're just too used to money now.

You're just too used to money now.

You're just too used to morning now.

Got me samossa
To Athens, to Athens.

I got me Samosas to ride on

I got me samosas to ride on.

I got me samosas to write on

I got me support hose to ride on.

What if Neil makes me dream?

What if the nil males me a tree?

And my porcupine, porcupine
We are the velvets.
We, we are the velvets.

If I multiply, if I multiply

Keep me warm

King Solomon smiles, exit 75
I'm still alive.

King Solomon's Lines, Excerpt 75:
'I'm still alive'

Met him in a hot tub.

Met him in a hotel.

Tell me that he's missing
Tell me that he's one for Lolita Istanbul.

You were wild, you were wild.

All we have
Sell blue bread

Funghi, no lies are done.

In the end all we have
Is old blueprint.

In the end all we have
Sole blue bread.

Just say yes, you'd better all say yes

I could have
Hi Sh**head

Phalluses bow your head like the good book says.

Eng. Lit girls boosting your American

I know we're dying
And there's no sign of a pair of shoes

Well I know that we're dying
And there's no sign of a parachute
And this chant little chain
Of love can't reach
Can we get a little grace and
Some eyeglasses
So we scream in cathedrals
Why can't I be beautiful?

Why does there gotta be a sack, sack sack of rice?

Honey, we're recovering Kirstie Alley.

I need some voodo. Who needs bread?

I need some voodoo
On these bricks.

I need some voodoo
Who needs brains?

Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
And I'm quite sure I'm in the wrong town.

I show up here's some here
And I learn what black magic can do.

Marmalade meowed

So I go to A.C. Moore.

So I shunned peace and love.

So hush up. Eat some more.
And I'll learn what black magic can do

Virgins always get backstabbed.

What black magic and jewels

What black magic and jewels

You're only puppy love with anorexia.

so i shot peace and love and island

wash your band-aids in gasoline

Between rubber gauze
Beneath your thermal mens.

Between rubber gloves
Beneath your firm laments

Rum and coke

The sexist thing is true, I wake up to find the pirates are girls.

But from here, you're home to me.

Empty like the tree of Eve.

Impossible, spacibo, yes
or
Impossible, the sea, no - yes.

It's impossible, spasibo.

Only not to be abused: a placebo

The plastic mountain

When you see my erection

He had a nice big fancy gun.

And playing that old Blue Oyster Cult

Cause girl you got to know his face

Cause girl you got to notice guys

Cause girl you got to know these things

Cause girl you got to know it's him

Cause girl you got to notice him

Cause girl you got to know his gaze

Cause girl you got to know these skies

Cause girl you got to know he's gay

Cause girl you got to mow these skies

Cause girl you got to mow these guys

Cause girl you got to know these guys

Cause girl you got to know these guys

Got a goat and a farm, I said boy.

Got a goat and a phone, I said 'Boy!'

Got a gun and a pharmacist boy

Harmony - gettin' on a plane, girl or
Hominy-get it on the playground

Harmony - get it on a plate, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plane, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plain. girl

Harmony - get it on a plate, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plane, girl
or
Harmony - get it on a plain. girl

Harmony - gettin' on a plane, girl

Harmony - get it on a plain girl

Harmony - get it on a plane, girl

Harmony - get it on a plate, girl

Harmony - get it on a plate, girl

Harmony: get it on the playground

Lightning Jezelle, and do the sunset

Like he sailed into the sunset.

And I have dissentigration

And I hate this angry nation

And I hate this angry nation

And I have this little infection.

Get over flying

I carried you.

I carried you

Why can't I reach you?

And she prays for a price tag
and lust in the marriage bed

And she waits for a poster
And lust in the marriage bed.

Hey you gentle necktie

heeeh yoo a-gendah nectah sifting through the grain of god tripping unto ill is that you i found in her blow i'm grown the woman lass don't believe that rolling and unrolling caught up in emerging lung free nothing through the up to it do it pull your oooo izzy real or a ghost-lie and she feels that she's entitled (or) and she feels that she's intact and i feel tales and rangers until the voices are in the night and the secrets can be told heeeh yooo gendah nectah crystal in from thul va no drink that rolling and unrolling caught up in emerging lung free and he through the uff to it do it pull your loon so she poos for a prankster and lust in the marriage bed and he waits 'till she can give and he waits until he waits

Like Gemma says

Like Genesis

Mary, you're a vegan

What do we do when our babies scream?
Fill their mouths with some margerine.

What you did in Canada

Black cherry 'vette for the redhead dancing girl

Blood cherry beans for the redhead dancing girl.

I cross my legs o'er my c***.

Right at 2, we struck at 9
Sometimes she's a friend of mine

'Cause it's cold, cold, cold, in your ho, ho, ho.

A Rasputin, a syllabub

Figure it out, b****.

Irascible, a syllabub

And on that fateful day she was cruicfied
She worshiped Saint Orin and we drank tea by her side

It seems to be more fancy to make-out with Frank and Nancy.

It seems to be my fanzine
Too naked with Frank and Nancy.

Had a northern lad
Not exactly happy
We move like the sun, said got who painted that
first he low my axe, and
how his knees could've been
thought we'd been okay
me and mile molasses
but I feel something is written wrong
but lay feel this kick's still dumb

He said, 'You've gone to far when pianos. Try to be guitars.'

I guess it'd go too far when pianos tried to be guitars

I loved the secret places,
but I can't go anymore

Light your cigarette please, yes.

Well not exactly hip.

When you're only wed because of a ring

You change like Cherokee

You change like JFK

You change like s*** can.

You change like s*** can
Said my northern lad.

You change like s**t cakes

You change like sh*t can, says my northern lad

You change like she came

You change like sheep can.

You taste like chicken

Little sound, many there Olsen Girls
With red ribbons
The pettiest red ribbons.

'Cause I can look your blood right in the eye.

Dispel every trace
Of his spoken word
That has lodged in my foot hair.

I ordered you a painkiller.

We both know you could be flying
On a southern hurricane.

We both know you could deflate a southern hurricane.

We both know you could defy me
This southern hurricane.

You could have spared the rod, but no.

She dies for shows with her nautical nuns.

She does the shows with her nautical nose.

And the seed it warmened with the parasol

I have no need for a saviour.

I haven't moved since the cocaine.

I haven't moved since the cocaine
Since the cocaine, I haven't moved.

I haven't moved since the cocaine
Since the cocaine, I haven't moved.

I haven't moved since the cow came.

If I'm the seedy woman with a pair of socks

The seeded woman

The seedy woman with a parasite

I passed emissions, behind the prison tower
I passed emissions, I once knew a hot girl
I passed emissions, they're closing every hour
I passed emissions and I smell the roses.

Past the the mission, behind the prison top
Past the mission, I once knew I h***ed good.

Masterbation, behind the prision tower
Masterbation, I once knew a hot girl
Masterbation, they're closing every hour
Masterbation and I smell the roses

Talking about ho's I know.

But I b***ed him.

I want to smash the vases.

In the seventh parade

Turned
Like my anger

Yes, my loyalites turned
Like Miranda in the seventh grade.

And Greggy writes letters.

Hold onto nothing
As fast as Shakira

Honey, bring your toast to my...

I'm probably making toast tonight

Are ya bringing yourself tonight?
Are ya bringing yourself tonight is ya.

Can I get some toast to my...
Can I get some toast to my lips yeah.
Saturday pig, Saturday pig.

Hardly bring any toast tonight...
Hardly bring any toast tonight
Saturday bake
Saturday bake

He got a big d***

Honey bringin yourself tonight
honey bringin yourself tonight yes yeah
Saturday babe
Saturday babe

I wanna bring you close to my
I wanna bring you close to my lips yeah
Salivate eh salivate eh

Ah, only bring yourself tonight, bless you.

Give me peace, love, and a heart attack.

He's got a pancake. He's got a pancake.

I wanna bring you a toaster mike

Some guy, some guy, some guy
Scabby git, scabby git.

Souffle, souffle, souffle

Souflee, souflee, souflee
He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.

He's gotta big dick

Holly Brigger Soap Device...

I wanna be a girl tonight.

A Holiday Inn close to Vegas.

Are you bringing the dogs tonight?

Are you bringing your toast tonight?

Coffee and cake
Gonna bring you toast tonight.

Gonna strike a deal, make him feel like a corned grease mound.

Gotta mean dick

Got to eat cake

Got to be gay

Got a big dick

Got a big dick

Got a brand new toaster now

Got a plate of Toasted Marmite

He's got a big d****.

He's got to be dead, he's got to be dead.

He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.

He's got a big d***, he's got a big d***.

He's got a big d***, honey bring it close to my lips.

He's got a big d**k,
he's got a big d**k.

Holly bring it close to my...
Holly bring it close to my lips yeah
Scabby vig
Scabby vig

Honey's making me toast tonight.

Honey, bring me toast tonight!

Honey, bring your togs tonight.

I wanna be a Telstra pilot yeah!

I wanna be a dust-mop
Scabby Bitch

I wanna be your toastamatic

I've got a brand new toaster now.

I've got a toaster stuck to my lips

Is that a gay pig?

It's a fine day to eat coconuts.
It's Saturday, baby

Lick my a**hole raw

Oh, honey, bring out a toast to my lips

Oh, it's all in Alabama

Pigeon perfect, oh honey bring it close to your lips, yes

Saturday kick

Saturday pig

Scabby bytch

Scabby pig

Scotty can't read

Soggy bread

Someone's making you toast tonight
Someone's making you toast tonight, yeah!

It's Kathy Bates

You scaby bitch

You scaby bitch

Don't make me scratch on you door
I never left you
For a bad joke.

Abolish the rivers, made of stone

Embellish the rivers, made of stone.

Trust in burglar toys

Trust in burglar toys

Everybody knows I'm her friend
Everybody knows I hate men.

If you weren't inside the well,
Boy you'd better make a raspberry swell.

In the god, in the garden, I did no good
or
In the god, in the garden, I did no girl.

Oh my god, oh my god, I did no crime,

Things are getting desperate
Waiting by the phone, can't be still
Everybody knows I have friends
Everybody knows I hate my aunt

A girl need a Gomez Daisy
On account of thoes rattlesnakes.

Her heart's like crazy ladies
Upside-down and back again.

Her never-born child humps her now

Jodie never sleeps 'cause there are always needles in the hand.

She's oblivious to spiders, oh.

She's oblivious to spiders.

She's obvious to spiders now.

She's obvious, despite herself

Man makes cigars

You can wear the uniform, and I can play a nun.

Break the tear on the other spell.

Break the terror of the other side.