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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Altered Images that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Altered Images on amIright currently.

"Don't Talk To Me About Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so strange to me
When I, when I had an abortion
When I whispered in doubt, she'd cry
Never want to recover, she'd cry
Don't talk to me about love
(Mystical shatter, tomorrow stone matter)
Since that day
Rolling back with her babe
Wanna be that cool! Don't wanna sad old fool!
Just wanna be that cool!
Original Lyrics:
They exchanged a look
An hour later her voice shook
When her whispering died, she cried
Never wants to recover, she cried
Don't talk to me about love
(Yesterdays shatter, tomorrows don't matter)
Since that gaze
Roaring by went her days
It couldn't be that good, although they said it would
Just couldn't be that good.
"Don't Talk To Me About Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They had strange delutes
And to a bite of boy's shoes
When I whispered an eye, to cry
Never wants to recover, to cried
Don't talk to me about love
(Mister don't shout it, you know it's gonna groute it)
Since that day
Walking back that day
Beat that googe, said that butch
Beat that gooch.
Original Lyrics:
They exchanged a look
An hour later her voice shook
When her whispering died, she cried
Never wants to recover, she cried
Don't talk to me about love
(Yesterdays shatter, tomorrows don't matter)
Since that gaze
Roaring by went her days
It couldn't be that good, although they said it would
Just couldn't be that good.
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy butt day, happy butt day
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry Bobday, Harry Bobday
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How people die, how people die
Original Lyrics:
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you like a pretzel too?
Original Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you have liked a present too?
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you like to play some tunes?
Original Lyrics:
If they were me and I was you
Would you have liked a present too?
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seaman in my dark cupboard in a great big jar
Original Lyrics:
Seeing them in my dark cupboard with my great big cake.
"Happy Birthday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semen in the dark
Covered with my great big cape.
Original Lyrics:
Seeing them in my dark
Cupboard with my great big cake.
"I Could Be Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I go to Skye on my Harley D.
I could be happy, I could be happy.
Original Lyrics:
Or go to Skye on my holiday.
I could be happy, I could be happy.
"I Could Be Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a scar on my holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Or go to Skye on my holiday.
"I Could Be Happy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got this guy on my holiday
or
A golden sky on my holiday
Original Lyrics:
Or go to Skye on my holiday
"See Those Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boulevard!
Original Lyrics:
See those eyes.......

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