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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Allman Brothers Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 34 misheard song lyrics for Allman Brothers Band on amIright currently.
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"Blue Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good old Sunday morning there'll be bagels everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Good old Sunday morning bells are ringing everywhere
"Don't Keep Me Wondering" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me 'bout the poor a**hole parked outside your door.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me 'bout the car I saw parked outside your door.
"Done Somebody Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bare-a**ed ho
I must've done somebody wrong.
I must've done somebody wrong.
Original Lyrics:
The bell has tolled
I must've done somebody wrong.
I must've done somebody wrong.
"Done Somebody Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bare-assed ho, I must've done somebody wrong.
Original Lyrics:
The bell has toned, I must've done somebody wrong.
"Melissa" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as Jesus dreams, the gypsy flies
Original Lyrics:
In all his deepest dreams, the gypsy flies
"Melissa" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that he once saved a stout militia.
or
I know that he wants Dave's devout militia.
or
I know that he wants Dave's devout militia.
Original Lyrics:
I know that he won't stay without Melissa.
"Melissa" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Uniqua
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Melissa
Uniqua is a character from the Backyardigans.
"Midnight Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not more than a Getchimo
Original Lyrics:
But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
"Midnight Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not more than a vegetable
Original Lyrics:
But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
"No One To Run With"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody loves to rock with anymore.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody left to run with anymore.
"One Way Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Might be old man I don't know
Original Lyrics:
Might be your man I don't know
"Ramblin Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I was born ramblin mad
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born a ramblin man
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was going in the bad seed of a red eye bust
Original Lyrics:
And I was going in the back seat of a Greyhound bus
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they were havin' a good time down on the bayou bog
Original Lyrics:
And they were havin' a good time down on the bayou, Lord
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you understand
I was born an M & M.
I was born an M & M.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you understand
I was born a ramblin' man.
I was born a ramblin' man.
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born in the back seat of a ram bus.
or
I was born in the back seat of a gram bus.
or
I was born in the back seat of a gram bus.
Original Lyrics:
I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus.
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm leavin' out of Memphis, TN
Original Lyrics:
I'm leavin' out of Nashville, TN
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I was born an M & M
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born an ramblin' man
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I was born an' raised in Maine
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born a ramblin' man
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I was born with Ed McMahon
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born a ramblin' man.
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I was born a trav'lin' man
or
Lord, I was born a travlin' man
or
Lord, I was born a travelin' man
or
Lord, I was born a traveling man.
or
Lord, I was born a travlin' man
or
Lord, I was born a travelin' man
or
Lord, I was born a traveling man.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man.
The group is easily identifiable by its 'twang on the outside, pure on the inside' treble guitar notes (cf. 'Jessica').
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I was born a wreckin' ball.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man.
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I was born in Bethlehem.
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born a ramblin' man.
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I was born in Bethlehem.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I was born a rambling man.
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I was born married man.
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I was born a ramblin' man.
"Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling down highway on the run
Original Lyrics:
Rolling down Highway 41
"Rambling Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you understand
I was born in a mini van.
I was born in a mini van.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you understand
I was born a ramblin' man.
I was born a ramblin' man.
"Rambling Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I was born in Rambling Maine
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born a rambling man
"Ramblin’ Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I was born in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Lord I was born a ramblin’ man
"Ramblin’ Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I was born an American man
or
Lord, I was born in America, man
or
Lord, I was born in America, man
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man
"Statesboro Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well my mama died a leopard
My papa died a leopard
I ain't good-lookin' baby,
But I'm somewhat sweet and kind.
My papa died a leopard
I ain't good-lookin' baby,
But I'm somewhat sweet and kind.
Original Lyrics:
Well my mama died and left me
My papa died and left me
I ain't good-lookin' baby
But I'm so warm, sweet and kind.
My papa died and left me
I ain't good-lookin' baby
But I'm so warm, sweet and kind.
"Whipping Post" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tell me, I've been just a fool.
I had to stand by and take it babe, all for loving you.
I had to stand by and take it babe, all for loving you.
Original Lyrics:
My friends tell me, that I've been such a fool.
But I had to stand by and take it baby, all for loving you.
But I had to stand by and take it baby, all for loving you.
"Whipping Post" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I've been down to the whipping post
Original Lyrics:
Like I've been tied to the whipping post
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