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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> A -> Alkaline Trio

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Alkaline Trio that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Alkaline Trio on amIright currently.

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"Another Innocent Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
NASCAR's not so easy to race
Original Lyrics:
That scar is not so easy to erase
"As You Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As you slipped and slid on my gut spill
There were better apples praying for you to fall.
Original Lyrics:
As you slipped and slid on my gut spill
My better half was praying for you to fall.
"Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like starving wolves drowning sheep
Original Lyrics:
Like starving wolves counting sheep
"Clavicle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you left
I said, 'The chicken better be bothering you soon.'
Original Lyrics:
Before you left
I said that you could bet I'll be bothering you soon.
"Emma" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma peed like an angel.
Original Lyrics:
Emma appeared like an angel.
"Emma" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Washed it down the drain
With one silver bullet and a tube I get in.
Original Lyrics:
Washed it down the drain
With one silver bullet and two Vicodin.
"Emma" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Washed it down the drain
With one silver bullet and a tube I get in.
Original Lyrics:
Washed it down the drain
With one silver bullet and two Vicodin.
"Emma" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I will bang in your truck.
Original Lyrics:
You went out with a bang when you took.
"Goodbye Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That agate in your eye, the nature of this sickness.
or
Cannot get anger out, the nature of this sickness.
Original Lyrics:
Cannot categorize the nature of this sickness.
"Keep 'Em Coming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a painting in my head
A deeper blue than Nicorette.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a painting in my head
A deeper blue bled thicker red.
"Queen Of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not much of a gesture
But I'd just poison food for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not much of a jester
But I'd test poisoned food for you.
"Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you would take my radio to bed with you.
Original Lyrics:
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you.
"Steamer Trunk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone, somewhere dropped me on my pretty head.
Original Lyrics:
Someone, somewhere dropped me on my cranium.
"Take Lots With Alcohol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care if I am healthy or not
Just bring my head up top.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care if I am healthy or not
Just clean my head up, Doc.
"Time To Waste" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Safety and relief to sail up the street
Original Lyrics:
Safety and relief hide the cutlery
"Time To Waste" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To say I love the street
I see you in line every day.
Original Lyrics:
For sale down the street
I see you in line every day.
"Time to Waste" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Colin Murray.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the cutlery.
"Time to Waste" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a basket case
I love Ted Murray.
Original Lyrics:
Such a basket case
Hide the cutlery.
"Trucks and Trains" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Ocean blue
Original Lyrics:
Feel the ocean blue

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