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There are 71 misheard song lyrics for Alan Parsons Project on amIright currently.
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"(The System Of) Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on havin' to jump 'round
Original Lyrics:
Keep on handin' the jug 'round
"(The System of) Doctor Tarr and Professor Feather" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find the end of the radar
Original Lyrics:
Find the end of the rainbow
"(The System of) Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find the end of the radar
Original Lyrics:
Find the end of the rainbow
"Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I break down in the middle of news my friend
Original Lyrics:
I break down in the middle and lose my thread
What does he man by "lose my thread"? Perhaps he means that a thread in his shirt got pulled?
"Children Of The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the middle of a homeless world.
Original Lyrics:
Lost in the middle of a hopeless world.
"Damned If I Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't sleep at all at night
Original Lyrics:
Can't sleep alone at night
"Damned if I Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain’t nobody’s heart of stone
Original Lyrics:
I ain’t got a heart of stone
"Don't Answer Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand to me
Stain on your eyelid
Don't let it in.
Stain on your eyelid
Don't let it in.
Original Lyrics:
Don't answer me
Stay on your island
Don't let me in.
Stay on your island
Don't let me in.
"Don’t Answer Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn and look real high
Original Lyrics:
Turn and look behind
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't laugh, fire rushed to your a**.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let fire rush to your head.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can read your mind.
Dealing with fools
I can read your mind.
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind.
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the vendor of ghouls.
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe you're mine.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe your'e mine ooki doochie
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can pee in your pie.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind.
"Eye In The Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So fine, I'm not a fool like before.
Original Lyrics:
So find another fool like before.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry
Fire rush to your eyes.
Fire rush to your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let fire rush to your head.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a pie in the sky
Making a few
Making a few
Original Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
Looking at you
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eye in disguise
Original Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
Making the rules feeling we fall
I can make you mine.
Making the rules feeling we fall
I can make you mine.
Original Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you I can read your mind.
Looking at you I can read your mind.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of booze
Being with you
I can reach the sky
Being with you
I can reach the sky
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can read your mind
Dealing with fools
I can read your mind
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of glue, dealing with fools
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of tools
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the orangey sky
Original Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in I (You can, itchy)
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind (Looking at you)
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe you're lying.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can strike you blind.
Original Lyrics:
I can read your mind.
"Eye in the Sky" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need time to decide
or
I don't need time to disguise
or
I don't need time to kiss guys
or
I don't need time to disguise
or
I don't need time to kiss guys
Original Lyrics:
I am the eye in the sky
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the children have porno
Original Lyrics:
All of the children have grown up
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Game s'il vouz plait
you take it or you leave it
you take it or you leave it
Original Lyrics:
Games people play
you take it or you leave it
you take it or you leave it
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Games people play, you take it on your reelin'.
Original Lyrics:
Games people play, you take it or you leave it.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay people play in the middle of the night
Original Lyrics:
Games people play in the middle of the night
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a plaque in the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Games people play in the middle of the night.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me foreplay in the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Games people play in the middle of the night.
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I promised you the movie stars
Original Lyrics:
If I promised you the moon and the stars
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Things that they say, honor bright
Original Lyrics:
Things that they say aren't right
"Games People Play" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives knowing no one gives us a damn.
And how do we spend our lives knowing no one gives us a damn.
Original Lyrics:
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives if there's no-one to lend us a hand.
And how do we spend our lives if there's no-one to lend us a hand.
"Gemini"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't say why you are nigh or Gemini
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't say why you and I are Gemini
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if it was 4 o'clock
I wouldn't need no alibis.
I wouldn't need no alibis.
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a fall guy
I wouldn't need no alibis.
I wouldn't need no alibis.
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back off the falling rocks,
taken for a lousy time
taken for a lousy time
Original Lyrics:
Back on the bottom line,
diggin' for a lousy dime
diggin' for a lousy dime
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back off the falling rocks
Taken for a lousy time.
Taken for a lousy time.
Original Lyrics:
Back on the bottom line
Diggin' for a lousy dime.
Diggin' for a lousy dime.
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care 'bout boo-hoo.
I wouldn't want to be with you
I wouldn't want to be with you
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what you do.
I wouldn't want to be like you
I wouldn't want to be like you
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I hadn't met you
Original Lyrics:
If I had a mind to
"I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was high class
I wouldn't need a book to pass.
I wouldn't need a book to pass.
Original Lyrics:
If I was high class
I wouldn't need a buck to pass.
I wouldn't need a buck to pass.
"I Wouldn't Want to Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wear eyeglasses
Original Lyrics:
If I was high class
"I Wouldn’t Want to Be Like You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn’t need a f*** to pass
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn’t need a buck to pass
"If I Could Change Your Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the risk of losing all Picasso's in my hair
Original Lyrics:
At the risk of losing only castles in the air
"In The Real World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many eyes are too nice.
Original Lyrics:
Too many eyes are made of ice.
"In The Real World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many lonely lights
In the Real World.
In the Real World.
Original Lyrics:
Too many lonely nights
In the Real World.
In the Real World.
"Prime Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But too many hopes and dreams won’t say goodbye
Original Lyrics:
But too many hopes and dreams won’t see the light
"Prime Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a papal mission
It's gonna be miters tonight.
It's gonna be miters tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a premonition
It's gonna be my turn tonight.
It's gonna be my turn tonight.
"Prime Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a premonition
It's gonna be my turn to die.
It's gonna be my turn to die.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a premonition
It's gonna be my turn tonight.
It's gonna be my turn tonight.
"The Cask of Amontillado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the last breath of the four winds that blow I'll have revenge upon fortune untold
Original Lyrics:
By the last breath of the four winds that blow I'll have revenge upon Fortunato
Fortunato is the name of the victim in the Edgar Allan Poe short story upon which this song is based.
"The Raven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thus quothed Stevie Ray Vaughan
Original Lyrics:
Thus quoth the Raven
"Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven Mile Road
Original Lyrics:
Forevermore
The particular stretch of road where this occured has been replaced with the Interstate 696 Freeway. So now that part of Eleven Mile Road is truly gone...forevermore.
"Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time, flowing like a river
Time, it couldn't be.
Time, it couldn't be.
Original Lyrics:
Time, flowing like a river
Time, eternally.
Time, eternally.
"Turn Of A Friendly Card (Part 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But the nose of the clown, it's been hard.
But the nose of the clown, it's been hard.
Original Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But the doorway before them is barred.
But the doorway before them is barred.
"Turn Of A Friendly Card"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But in truth, it makes them very hard.
But in truth, it makes them very hard.
Original Lyrics:
And they think it will make their lives easier
But the doorway before them is barred.
But the doorway before them is barred.
"You Lie Down with Dogs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna get something that you're doing to me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna catch something but you do as you please
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