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"(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"
Take me as a ham.
Take me as I am.
"(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"
There's no way
Unless you're gay.
There's nowhere
Unless you're there.
"(I Wanna Be Your) Underwear"
Throw your feet up to your hair.
From your feet up to your hair,...
"18 Till I Die"
I don't get wet, I don't need to know why.
I don't care when, I don't need to know why.
"Can't Stop Loving You"
Fleas for kidney,
I can't stop loving you
Please forgive me,
I can't stop loving you
"Can't Stop Loving You"
I can't stop killing you.
I can't stop loving you.
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started?"
I come in the kitchen.
I'm going to getcha.
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Can't stop this horse, he farted.
Can't stop this course we plotted.
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
I'm going nowhere
or
I'm going - no way!
or
I'm just nowhere!
or
Unless you're there
or
Unless your way!
I'm goin' your way!
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Might even stop the driving range.
Might even stop the driving rain.
"Cuts Like A Knife"
C*** sucking night
Cuts like a knife
"Cuts Like A Knife"
Gotta f*** tonight
And it feels so right.
Cuts like a knife
And it feels so right.
"Cuts Like A Knife"
Kawasaki night! (And it feels so right)
or
Gotta f*ck'n knife! (And it feels so right)
or
Gotta f*ck'n knife! (And it feels so right)
Cuts like a knife! (And it feels so right)
"Cuts Like A Knife"
It wouldn't be the first time [that] things are kinda strange.
It wouldn't be the first time [that] things have gone astray.
"Cuts Like A Knife"
It's a god f***ing night.
Cuts like a knife
"Cuts Like a Knife"
C*cksucking knight
Cuts like a knife
"Depend on Me"
When you're losing erection
When you're losing direction
"Fearless"
Iced water be with you
or
Ice wata be with you.
i just wanna be with you.
"Give It Up"
Don't get it up
Don't give it up
"Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"
Until you can see your unborn children in her a**.
Until you can see your unborn children in her eyes.
"Hearts On Fire"
Some got a goat
Some got a bag
But you're the nest I ever had
Some got it good
Some got it bad
But you're the best I ever had
"Heaven"
A fire ain't hard to believe, we're in heaven
I find it hard to believe we're in heaven
"Heaven"
Babe you were wrong and I won
Baby you're all that I want
"Heaven"
I´m filed in a heart to believe.
I´m finding it hard to believe.
"Heaven"
Through the good times in the bed
Through the good times and the bad
"Heaven"
When you're lying here in Niagara Falls
When you're lying here in my arms
"Heaven"
When your lying here in my underwear.
When you're lying here in my arms
"Hold On To The Night"
Hold on to the night
Hold on to the mammaries.
Hold on to the night
Hold on to the memories.
"Inside Out"
What makes your mama catch a fly?
What makes you mad, what gets you by?
"Jealousy"
You say you loved me
Now you've left me for Dad.
You say you loved me
Now you've left me for dead.
"Kids Wanna Rock"
Gimme my DJ
I've got somethin' he's gotta play
I wanna hear a kid way.
Get me my D.J.
I got somethin' he's gotta play
Wanna hear it, I can't wait.
"Kids Wanna Rock"
Run down to L.A.
Talkin' bout the New Wave.
London to L.A.
Talkin' 'bout the New Wave.
"Let's Make A Night To Remember"
Our shadows on the wall and our pants everywhere.
Our shadows on the wall and our hands everywhere
"One Night Love Affair"
One night love affair
Tryin' to mate like we don't care.
One night love affair
Tryin' to make like we don't care.
"One Night Love Affair"
Well, now, love ain't fair
One night love affair
"Open Road"
I got head lice to guide me thru the night.
I got headlights to guide me through the night.
"Open Road"
I got the head lice.
I got headlights.
"Open Road"
I've got head lice, to guide me through the night.
I've got headlights to guide me through the night.
"Please Forgive Me'"
I only want to make it go
So if I love you a little more than I show...
I only want to make it good
So if I love you a little more than I should...
"Please Forgive Me"
I only want a naked girl.
I only want to make it good.
"Please Forgive Me"
I remember the smell of your skid.
I remember the smell of your skin.
"Please Forgive Me"
Used to turn in firearms
You still turn the fire on.
"Please Forgive Me"
We're still gettin' closer baby
Getting closer, love
or
Can't get closer, love.
We're still gettin' closer baby
Can't get close enough.
"Please Forgive Me"
You still terrify your mom.
You still turn the fire on.
"Please Forgive Me"
You still terrify your mom
You still turn the fire on
"Please Forgive Me"
You still turn the fire on.…
You're still thirty five years old.
"Run To You"
'Cause when the feeling is dying
'Cause when the feeling's right
"Run To You"
'cause when the ceiling's dry
'cause when the feeling's right
"Run To You"
I'd die of shame if she ever found out about you and I.
But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I.
"Run To You"
I'm gonna runter you
I'm gonna runter you
And when the feeling's right
I'm gonna stay all night
I'm gonna runter you.
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
And when the feeling's right
I'm gonna stay all night
I'm gonna run to you.
"Run To You"
I'ma karate you!
I'm gonna run to you.
"Say All That"
Did you really have to kill my cat?
Did you really have to say all that?
"She's Only Happy When She's Dancin'"
Goes to a place they call "The Balls of Jack"
Goes to a place they call "The Ball and Chain"
"Somebody Like You"
I passed out on a dime
When you walked in the room.
I thought I saw the Madonna
When you walked in the room.
"Somebody Like You"
Oohh, they carry right through.
Oohhh, they cut right through.
"Somebody Like You"
Oohh, we cannot ride through.
Oohhh, they cut right through.
"Somebody"
Heard the sound of a gun
When you walked in the room.
I thought I saw the Madonna
When you walked in the room.
"Somebody"
I passed out on a dime
When she walked in the room.
Thought I saw the Madonna
When she walked in the room.
"Somebody"
I thought I saw the Madonna
I came back from the roof.
I thought I saw the Madonna
When you walked in the room.
"Somebody"
It's difference that keeps us same
It's distance that keeps us sane
"Somebody"
Oohhh, the didgeridoo
Oohhh, they cut right through
"Somebody"
When the silence leads to Zorro
When the silence leads to sorrow
"Star"
Everybody needs a canvas.
Everybody needs an answer.
"Straight From The Heart"
I'm coming straight Yamaha.
Comin' straight from the heart.
"Summer Of '69"
And that's when I met Chu Yeh.
or
And that's when I met Chewie.
And that's when I met you, ya.
"Summer Of '69"
And that's where I met you, yeah.
And that's when I met Julie.
"Summer Of '69"
And when you held my hen
I knew that it was now or never.
And when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never.
"Summer Of '69"
Every time I play that old six-string
I think about you and it's wrong, man, wrong.
Everytime I play that old six-string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong.
"Summer Of '69"
Got my first real g-string.
Got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of '69"
Got my first real sex thing.
Got my first real six string.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real G string.
I got my first real six string.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real sex change.
I got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real sex dream
Boy it was a fire and dime.
I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real sex dream
I got my first real six string
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real sex strings
Bought it at a 5 and lime
I got my first real six strings
Bought it at a 5 and dime
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real sex-dream
Yeah, at the five and dime.
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real sex-dream
I thought I was five at the time.
I got my first real six-string
I bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real sexdream.
I got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first real six-string
Only at the five and dime
Played it 'til my fingers played
It was the summer of '69.
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five and dime.
Played until my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69.
"Summer Of '69"
I got my first root at 16
Bought it at the five and dine
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime.
"Summer Of '69"
Standin' on your momma's Porsche.
Standin' on your momma's porch.
"Summer Of '69"
Standing on your Momma's corpse.
Standing on your Momma's porch.
"Summer Of '69"
Standing on your momma's Porsche
Standing on your momma's porch
"Summer Of '69"
Standing on your momma's corpse
Standing on your momma's porch
"Summer Of '69"
The times I learned play that old six-string
I think about you when the road went wrong.
Every time I play that old six-string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong.
"Summer Of 69"
I got my first real sex dream.
I got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of 69"
I thought i first felt sixteen
Though I was only nine
Played it on my father's bed
Was a sombersome *69*
I got my first real six string
bought it at the five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
was a summer of 69
"Summer of '69"
'Till we quit (when) Joey got married
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married
"Summer of '69"
Didn't quit until we got married
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married
"Summer of '69"
Do we quit or do we get married
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
"Summer of '69"
I got my first real sex change
I got my first real six string
"Summer of '69"
I got my first real sex dream,
bowling at the five and dime
I got my first real six-string,
bought it at the five and dime
"Summer of '69"
I got a thirst for a six-string
or
I got my first blue g-string
or
Got my first real extreme
or
I got my first real sex dream
or
I got my first real sex dream
I got my first real six-string
"Summer of '69"
I got my first real six string,
bought it after father (ha)'d died
I got my first real six string,
bought it at the five and dime
"Summer of '69"
I got my first real six string
Got it at the five in drive.
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer of '69"
I got my first sex dream
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Replayed it 'til my nose bled
Was the summer of sixty-nine.
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it 'til my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69.
"Summer of '69"
I had my first real sex dream,
I was five at the time,
played with it til my fingers bled
I got my first real six string,
bought it at the five and nine,
played it 'til my fingers bled
"Summer of '69"
I had my first real sex dreams
At the age of five and nine
Craved until my thing turned red
Thinking about "sixty-nine
I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it til my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69
I doubt very much this was truly misheard and not made up
"Summer of '69"
I had my first real sex-dream
I had my first real six-string
"Summer of '69"
Jimmy Cliff and Jody got married
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
Jimmy Cliff is a famous Jamaican reggae star.
"Summer of '69"
Jimmy quit and Julie got married.
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married.
"Summer of '69"
Kevin quit and Noel got married.
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married.
"Summer of '69"
Me and my baby did a '69.
Me and my baby in '69.
"Summer of '69"
Only at the five-and-dime
Bought it at the five-and-dime
"Summer of '69"
Said I was a mama's boy.
Standing on your momma's porch.
"Summer of '69"
Squeezing out your mama's pores.
Standing on your mama's porch.
"Summer of '69"
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told that you'd laugh forever.
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever.
"Summer of '69"
Standing on your momma's corpse,
you told me it would last forever
or
Standin' on your momma's Porsche
or
Standin' on your momma's Porsche
Standing on your momma's porch,
you told me it would last forever
"Summer of '69"
Standin' with your momma's boys
Standin' on your momma's porch
"Summer of '69"
Standing on your momma's corpse
Standing on your momma's porch
"Summer of '69"
The times I learned play that old six-string
I think about you when the road went wrong.
Every time I play that old six-string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong.
"Summer of '69"
Yeah, we're gonna have sex tonight.
Back in the summer of '69.
"Summer of 69"
Jimmy, Cliff, Jodie, Kath and Mary,
should have known we'd never get far.
Jimmy quit, Jody got married,
should have known we'd never get far.
"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You"
Its you, nobody else will ever do
Yeah baby its you elastic shoe
Its you, nobody else will ever do
Yeah baby its you that I stick to
"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You"
Put those padded leather pants
In the succulent fire.
Put those patent leather pants
In the circular file.
"There's Something About Christmas Time"
We waited all through the year
for the dead to appear
We waited all through the year
for the day to appear
"We're Gonna Win"
Ya wanna f***in' step inside the ring?
If ya wanna fight, just step inside the ring.
"When You're Gone"
Even through the days that goes
Doing what it should.
Even food don't taste that good
Drink ain't doing what it should.
"When You're Gone"
This is Georgia, this is Spain
This is torture, this is pain
"When You're Gone"
Well it may be wrong
But baby Sheffield's right.
Well it may be wrong
But baby it sure feels right.
Sheffield is a city in the north of England and when Bryan Adams did a tour at the Sheffield Arena, everyone is sure he did actually sing 'Sheffield' and not the actual lyric.