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"(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me as a ham.
Original Lyrics:
Take me as I am.
"(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no way
Unless you're gay.
Original Lyrics:
There's nowhere
Unless you're there.
"(I Wanna Be Your) Underwear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your feet up to your hair.
Original Lyrics:
From your feet up to your hair,...
"18 Till I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't get wet, I don't need to know why.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care when, I don't need to know why.
"Can't Stop Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas for kidney,
I can't stop loving you
Original Lyrics:
Please forgive me,
I can't stop loving you
"Can't Stop Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop killing you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop loving you.
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come in the kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to getcha.
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop this horse, he farted.
Original Lyrics:
Can't stop this course we plotted.
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going nowhere
or
I'm going - no way!
or
I'm just nowhere!
or
Unless you're there
or
Unless your way!
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' your way!
"Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Might even stop the driving range.
Original Lyrics:
Might even stop the driving rain.
"Cuts Like A Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
C*** sucking night
Original Lyrics:
Cuts like a knife
"Cuts Like A Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta f*** tonight
And it feels so right.
Original Lyrics:
Cuts like a knife
And it feels so right.
"Cuts Like A Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kawasaki night! (And it feels so right)
or
Gotta f*ck'n knife! (And it feels so right)
or
Gotta f*ck'n knife! (And it feels so right)
Original Lyrics:
Cuts like a knife! (And it feels so right)
"Cuts Like A Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wouldn't be the first time [that] things are kinda strange.
Original Lyrics:
It wouldn't be the first time [that] things have gone astray.
"Cuts Like A Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a god f***ing night.
Original Lyrics:
Cuts like a knife
"Cuts Like a Knife"
Misheard Lyrics:
C*cksucking knight
Original Lyrics:
Cuts like a knife
"Depend on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're losing erection
Original Lyrics:
When you're losing direction
"Fearless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Iced water be with you
or
Ice wata be with you.
Original Lyrics:
i just wanna be with you.
"Give It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get it up
Original Lyrics:
Don't give it up
"Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you can see your unborn children in her a**.
Original Lyrics:
Until you can see your unborn children in her eyes.
"Hearts On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some got a goat
Some got a bag
But you're the nest I ever had
Original Lyrics:
Some got it good
Some got it bad
But you're the best I ever had
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fire ain't hard to believe, we're in heaven
Original Lyrics:
I find it hard to believe we're in heaven
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe you were wrong and I won
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're all that I want
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I´m filed in a heart to believe.
Original Lyrics:
I´m finding it hard to believe.
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the good times in the bed
Original Lyrics:
Through the good times and the bad
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're lying here in Niagara Falls
Original Lyrics:
When you're lying here in my arms
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your lying here in my underwear.
Original Lyrics:
When you're lying here in my arms
"Hold On To The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to the night
Hold on to the mammaries.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to the night
Hold on to the memories.
"Inside Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
What makes your mama catch a fly?
Original Lyrics:
What makes you mad, what gets you by?
"Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you loved me
Now you've left me for Dad.
Original Lyrics:
You say you loved me
Now you've left me for dead.
"Kids Wanna Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme my DJ
I've got somethin' he's gotta play
I wanna hear a kid way.
Original Lyrics:
Get me my D.J.
I got somethin' he's gotta play
Wanna hear it, I can't wait.
"Kids Wanna Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run down to L.A.
Talkin' bout the New Wave.
Original Lyrics:
London to L.A.
Talkin' 'bout the New Wave.
"Let's Make A Night To Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our shadows on the wall and our pants everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows on the wall and our hands everywhere
"One Night Love Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night love affair
Tryin' to mate like we don't care.
Original Lyrics:
One night love affair
Tryin' to make like we don't care.
"One Night Love Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, now, love ain't fair
Original Lyrics:
One night love affair
"Open Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got head lice to guide me thru the night.
Original Lyrics:
I got headlights to guide me through the night.
"Open Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the head lice.
Original Lyrics:
I got headlights.
"Open Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got head lice, to guide me through the night.
Original Lyrics:
I've got headlights to guide me through the night.
"Please Forgive Me'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only want to make it go
So if I love you a little more than I show...
Original Lyrics:
I only want to make it good
So if I love you a little more than I should...
"Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only want a naked girl.
Original Lyrics:
I only want to make it good.
"Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember the smell of your skid.
Original Lyrics:
I remember the smell of your skin.
"Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to turn in firearms
Original Lyrics:
You still turn the fire on.
"Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still gettin' closer baby
Getting closer, love
or
Can't get closer, love.
Original Lyrics:
We're still gettin' closer baby
Can't get close enough.
"Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still terrify your mom.
Original Lyrics:
You still turn the fire on.
"Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still terrify your mom
Original Lyrics:
You still turn the fire on
"Please Forgive Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still turn the fire on.…
Original Lyrics:
You're still thirty five years old.
"Run To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause when the feeling is dying
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when the feeling's right
"Run To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause when the ceiling's dry
Original Lyrics:
'cause when the feeling's right
"Run To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd die of shame if she ever found out about you and I.
Original Lyrics:
But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I.
"Run To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna runter you
I'm gonna runter you
And when the feeling's right
I'm gonna stay all night
I'm gonna runter you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
And when the feeling's right
I'm gonna stay all night
I'm gonna run to you.
"Run To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'ma karate you!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna run to you.
"Say All That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you really have to kill my cat?
Original Lyrics:
Did you really have to say all that?
"She's Only Happy When She's Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goes to a place they call "The Balls of Jack"
Original Lyrics:
Goes to a place they call "The Ball and Chain"
"Somebody Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I passed out on a dime
When you walked in the room.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I saw the Madonna
When you walked in the room.
"Somebody Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oohh, they carry right through.
Original Lyrics:
Oohhh, they cut right through.
"Somebody Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oohh, we cannot ride through.
Original Lyrics:
Oohhh, they cut right through.
"Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heard the sound of a gun
When you walked in the room.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I saw the Madonna
When you walked in the room.
"Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
I passed out on a dime
When she walked in the room.
Original Lyrics:
Thought I saw the Madonna
When she walked in the room.
"Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I saw the Madonna
I came back from the roof.
Original Lyrics:
I thought I saw the Madonna
When you walked in the room.
"Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's difference that keeps us same
Original Lyrics:
It's distance that keeps us sane
"Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oohhh, the didgeridoo
Original Lyrics:
Oohhh, they cut right through
"Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the silence leads to Zorro
Original Lyrics:
When the silence leads to sorrow
"Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs a canvas.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs an answer.
"Straight From The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming straight Yamaha.
Original Lyrics:
Comin' straight from the heart.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's when I met Chu Yeh.
or
And that's when I met Chewie.
Original Lyrics:
And that's when I met you, ya.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's where I met you, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
And that's when I met Julie.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you held my hen
I knew that it was now or never.
Original Lyrics:
And when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I play that old six-string
I think about you and it's wrong, man, wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Everytime I play that old six-string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my first real g-string.
Original Lyrics:
Got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my first real sex thing.
Original Lyrics:
Got my first real six string.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real G string.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex change.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex dream
Boy it was a fire and dime.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex dream
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex strings
Bought it at a 5 and lime
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six strings
Bought it at a 5 and dime
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex-dream
Yeah, at the five and dime.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex-dream
I thought I was five at the time.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
I bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sexdream.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
Only at the five and dime
Played it 'til my fingers played
It was the summer of '69.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five and dime.
Played until my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first root at 16
Bought it at the five and dine
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' on your momma's Porsche.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on your momma's porch.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on your Momma's corpse.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on your Momma's porch.
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's Porsche
Original Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's porch
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's corpse
Original Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's porch
"Summer Of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
The times I learned play that old six-string
I think about you when the road went wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I play that old six-string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong.
"Summer Of 69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex dream.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string.
"Summer Of 69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought i first felt sixteen
Though I was only nine
Played it on my father's bed
Was a sombersome *69*
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string
bought it at the five and dime
played it till my fingers bled
was a summer of 69
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Till we quit (when) Joey got married
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't quit until we got married
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do we quit or do we get married
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex change
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex dream,
bowling at the five and dime
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string,
bought it at the five and dime
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a thirst for a six-string
or
I got my first blue g-string
or
Got my first real extreme
or
I got my first real sex dream
or
I got my first real sex dream
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real six string,
bought it after father (ha)'d died
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string,
bought it at the five and dime
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real six string
Got it at the five in drive.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five and dime.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first sex dream
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Replayed it 'til my nose bled
Was the summer of sixty-nine.
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it 'til my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had my first real sex dream,
I was five at the time,
played with it til my fingers bled
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string,
bought it at the five and nine,
played it 'til my fingers bled
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had my first real sex dreams
At the age of five and nine
Craved until my thing turned red
Thinking about "sixty-nine
Original Lyrics:
I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it til my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69
I doubt very much this was truly misheard and not made up
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had my first real sex-dream
Original Lyrics:
I had my first real six-string
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Cliff and Jody got married
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
Jimmy Cliff is a famous Jamaican reggae star.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy quit and Julie got married.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin quit and Noel got married.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit and Jodie got married.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and my baby did a '69.
Original Lyrics:
Me and my baby in '69.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only at the five-and-dime
Original Lyrics:
Bought it at the five-and-dime
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I was a mama's boy.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's porch.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Squeezing out your mama's pores.
Original Lyrics:
Standing on your mama's porch.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told that you'd laugh forever.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's corpse,
you told me it would last forever
or
Standin' on your momma's Porsche
or
Standin' on your momma's Porsche
Original Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's porch,
you told me it would last forever
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' with your momma's boys
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on your momma's porch
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's corpse
Original Lyrics:
Standing on your momma's porch
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
The times I learned play that old six-string
I think about you when the road went wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I play that old six-string
Think about you, wonder what went wrong.
"Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're gonna have sex tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Back in the summer of '69.
"Summer of 69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy, Cliff, Jodie, Kath and Mary,
should have known we'd never get far.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy quit, Jody got married,
should have known we'd never get far.
"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its you, nobody else will ever do
Yeah baby its you elastic shoe
Original Lyrics:
Its you, nobody else will ever do
Yeah baby its you that I stick to
"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put those padded leather pants
In the succulent fire.
Original Lyrics:
Put those patent leather pants
In the circular file.
"There's Something About Christmas Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
We waited all through the year
for the dead to appear
Original Lyrics:
We waited all through the year
for the day to appear
"We're Gonna Win"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya wanna f***in' step inside the ring?
Original Lyrics:
If ya wanna fight, just step inside the ring.
"When You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even through the days that goes
Doing what it should.
Original Lyrics:
Even food don't taste that good
Drink ain't doing what it should.
"When You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Georgia, this is Spain
Original Lyrics:
This is torture, this is pain
"When You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it may be wrong
But baby Sheffield's right.
Original Lyrics:
Well it may be wrong
But baby it sure feels right.
Sheffield is a city in the north of England and when Bryan Adams did a tour at the Sheffield Arena, everyone is sure he did actually sing 'Sheffield' and not the actual lyric.

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