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Boys, look like you're having fun, but don't have any.
(To his band just before going on the air)

She has a nice voice, but she looks a little bit too much like Eleanor Roosevelt.

Boys, if you don't stick together, how do you expect me to follow you-ah?
- Lawrence Welk
musician, accordion player, bandleader & tv impressario (1903�'1992)
Submitted by: LucidLupin


Q: What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters? A: Anna One, Anna Two
Submitted by: Stephen
Why did Lawrence Welk fail math class in school? - Because he takes too long to count to ten. (Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, ah-four, ah-five, ah-six, ah-seven, ah-eight, ah-nine, ah-ten.)
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch"Calcutta," Lawrence Welk
"Maps," Maroon 5"Calcutta," Lawrence Welk
"What's For Dinner?," Bering Strait"Apples And Bananas," Lawrence Welk

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bonnie Blue Gala" originally "Bonnie Blue Gal"
Yvette Bristle
"Bonnie Bluet Gal" originally "Bonnie Blue Gal"
Yvette Bristle

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Good Night, Sleep Tight""Disney Pictures"Curious George
"Bubbles in the Wine (Good Night, Sleep Tight)""Dr. Leary"Tim Hall
"Bubbles In The Wine (Good Night Sleep Tight)""Lawrence Welk's Show"Tim Hall

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Apples & Bananas
   Lawrence Welk
Banana Boat Song
   Harry Belafonte
The Apple And Banana Boat Song
Orville Greenenbacher
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
   Lawrence Welk
Tiny Bubbles
   Don Ho
I'm Forever Blowing Tiny Bubbles
Mixing Hawaiian with Polka
mike marbes

Band Name Anagrams:

Caller We Knew Submitted by: Jim Raveling

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Cat Cult" originally "Calcutta"
Submitted by: Earl York
"Lock Moths" originally "Stockholm"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Mock Sloth" originally "Stockholm"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Moth's Lock" originally "Stockholm"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A Cult Act" originally "Calcutta"
Submitted by: Loree Dare

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"German Accent"
Welk never knew English until he was 21 years old since his parents were German Immigrants and he never had much schooling.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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