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Boys, look like you're having fun, but don't have any.
(To his band just before going on the air)
She has a nice voice, but she looks a little bit too much like Eleanor Roosevelt.
Boys, if you don't stick together, how do you expect me to follow you-ah?
- Lawrence Welk
musician, accordion player, bandleader & tv impressario (1903�'1992)
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Q: What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters? A: Anna One, Anna Two
Submitted by: Stephen
Why did Lawrence Welk fail math class in school? - Because he takes too long to count to ten. (Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, ah-four, ah-five, ah-six, ah-seven, ah-eight, ah-nine, ah-ten.)
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
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Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
|"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch||"Calcutta," Lawrence Welk|
|"Maps," Maroon 5||"Calcutta," Lawrence Welk|
|"What's For Dinner?," Bering Strait||"Apples And Bananas," Lawrence Welk|
Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
|"Good Night, Sleep Tight"||"Disney Pictures"||Curious George|
|"Bubbles in the Wine (Good Night, Sleep Tight)"||"Dr. Leary"||Tim Hall|
|"Bubbles In The Wine (Good Night Sleep Tight)"||"Lawrence Welk's Show"||Tim Hall|
First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
|Apples & Bananas|
|Banana Boat Song|
|The Apple And Banana Boat Song||Orville Greenenbacher|
|I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles|
|I'm Forever Blowing Tiny Bubbles|
Mixing Hawaiian with Polka