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Fun Music Information -> Evita
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" | "Don't Flee From Me Friends Of Hagrid" | Kim West |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Peron's Latest Flame"
Better Lyrics:
The networks are fools breaking every taboo
Gratuity and smut made expressly for you
Dehumanization, the last straw!
The networks, they think only of themselves
Bound to waylay the IQ of everyone else
Someone's IQ is very flawed
Gratuity and smut made expressly for you
Dehumanization, the last straw!
The networks, they think only of themselves
Bound to waylay the IQ of everyone else
Someone's IQ is very flawed
Original Lyrics:
Peron is a fool breaking every taboo
Installing the girl in the army HQ
And she's an actress, the last straw!
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling, not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
Installing the girl in the army HQ
And she's an actress, the last straw!
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling, not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
Submitted by: Colorado Kid
"Peron's Latest Flame"
Better Lyrics:
CBS just went and slipped
CBS has lost its grip
CBS declined to an all-time low
Gratuity's the thing to show
CBS has lost its grip
CBS declined to an all-time low
Gratuity's the thing to show
Original Lyrics:
We have allowed oursleves to slip
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know
Submitted by: Colorado Kid
"The Actress Hasn't Learned The Lines"
Better Lyrics:
Forigve my intrusion,
Fox network, but I simply found
Shallow superficiality
Makes you crawl on the ground
The Swan is disgusting, the idea
I want you to know human beings
there is no limit to how low they can go
Fox network, but I simply found
Shallow superficiality
Makes you crawl on the ground
The Swan is disgusting, the idea
I want you to know human beings
there is no limit to how low they can go
Original Lyrics:
Forgive my intrusion,
But fine as those sentiments sound
Little has changed
For us peasants down here on the ground
I don't mean to sound childish, ungrateful
I don't like to moan
But do you now support nobody's cause but your own?
But fine as those sentiments sound
Little has changed
For us peasants down here on the ground
I don't mean to sound childish, ungrateful
I don't like to moan
But do you now support nobody's cause but your own?
Submitted by: Colorado Kid
