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Many years agao in Austria, three young boys decided to go to a Halloween party dressed as the 3 B's of classical music. Little Franz said "I'll be Beethoven". Little Josef said "I'll be Brahms". Little Arnold said "I'll be Bach".
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
Vanka and Manka came to Moscow and went to a restaurant. Noticing that they were horribly out of fashion, they rush into a restroom. Manka cuts a deep decollete, using the cut fabric to hack bell-bottoms for Vanka's pants. Fixed up, they order lunch. The orchestra plays soft music. Manka purrs moodily: "My breast is on fire from Tchaikovsky's music!" Vanka looks up: "Dummy, take your tit out of your borsch!"
Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
|"The 12 Days of Christmas"||"The 12 Days of Chaos"||Kaoslord|
Who he calls is tough
It's Pharaoh It's Pharaoh
They who see the Earth
(or) They redeem rebirth
Est vera, est vera
Deus ibi est
Deus ibi est
Story about this misheard lyric by: Macaroni Man
Choirs, who can understand them? This seemed to be the favorite hymn for the monthly masses at my old high school. Well, the fact that I didn't realize the refrain was actually in Latin caused me to fill it in in my head with whatever English word it sounded like, over time.