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Many years agao in Austria, three young boys decided to go to a Halloween party dressed as the 3 B's of classical music. Little Franz said "I'll be Beethoven". Little Josef said "I'll be Brahms". Little Arnold said "I'll be Bach".
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
Vanka and Manka came to Moscow and went to a restaurant. Noticing that they were horribly out of fashion, they rush into a restroom. Manka cuts a deep decollete, using the cut fabric to hack bell-bottoms for Vanka's pants. Fixed up, they order lunch. The orchestra plays soft music. Manka purrs moodily: "My breast is on fire from Tchaikovsky's music!" Vanka looks up: "Dummy, take your tit out of your borsch!"
Submitted by: LucidLupin
There are additional Classical music jokes available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The 12 Days of Christmas""The 12 Days of Chaos"Kaoslord

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Ubi Caritas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who he calls is tough
It's Pharaoh It's Pharaoh
They who see the Earth
(or) They redeem rebirth
Original Lyrics:
Ubi Caritas
Est vera, est vera
Deus ibi est
Deus ibi est

Story about this misheard lyric by: Macaroni Man

Choirs, who can understand them? This seemed to be the favorite hymn for the monthly masses at my old high school. Well, the fact that I didn't realize the refrain was actually in Latin caused me to fill it in in my head with whatever English word it sounded like, over time.

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