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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

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Salt-N-Pepa should endorse "Salt and pepper"
Joe
The Salteens should endorse "Saltine crackers"
Your Name
Sammy Johns should endorse "Jimmy John's subs"
Any John will do!
MOR
Sammy Johns should endorse "Chevrolet"
Remind me, what kind of van did he make love in?
Jay
Sarah Where is My Tea should endorse "Tea"
De
Savage Garden should endorse "Gardening Tools"
MOR
Savage Garden should endorse "Roundup weed killer"
Kerry
Savage Garden should endorse "Venus Flytraps"
it doesn't get more savage than carnivore plants
Rychendroll
Save Ferris should endorse "Amusement Parks"
Their name always reminds me of Ferris wheels.
Secret
Scandal should endorse "The National Enquirer"
...or other tabloids.
She
Scary Pool Party should endorse "Swimming Pools"
Brionna Secret
Schoolyard Heroes should endorse "school"
Grillzforlife
Scissor Sisters should endorse "Hairdressers"
Because you need to be good with scissors there!
pickle
Scorpions should endorse "Pet Scorpions"
Travis
Screeching Weasel should endorse "Garden Weasel tools"
Brionna Secret
Seal should endorse "Wet Seal"
A clothing store
Brionna Secret
Seal should endorse "Flex Seal"
Brionna Secret
Seals & Crofts should endorse "Aquariums/Zoos"
Where you can interact with seals in captivity.
Jillybean
SeeMore's Playhouse should endorse "SeeMore Putters"
Brionna Secret
The Sex Pistols should endorse "Pistols"
Travis
The Sex Pistols should endorse "Condoms"
I won't go into detail.
Travis
Shinedown should endorse "Mop 'n' Glow, Turtle Wax"
As in "Give it a good shinedown".
Rocky
Shiny Toy Guns should endorse "Squirt Guns"
Lefty Lucy
Shiny Toy Guns should endorse "Toy Store"
Grillzforlife
Shoes should endorse "Shoe store"
Lefty Lucy
Shovels & Rope should endorse "Builders"
soph
Sia should endorse "Wigs"
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Sick Puppies should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"
...mixed with some penicillin.
heavymetal
Simple Minds should endorse ""Complete Idiot's Guide to ______" books"
Perfect target audience for those books.
Psycho Librarian
Sixx A.M should endorse "Alarm clocks"
Travis
Skid Row should endorse "Any Charity for the homeless"
.. as homeless live on Skid Row
Rychendroll
Skillet should endorse "Skillets"
To make scrambled eggs.
Travis
Skinny Puppy should endorse "Purina Puppy Chow"
BECKER
Skunk Anansie should endorse "Deodorants or soap"
After being sprayed by a skunk, you'll need them.
Miss Chievious
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum should endorse "Zoos"
Lefty Lucy
Sleigh Bells should endorse "Christmas commercials"
Rock Maninoff
Slighlty Stoopid should endorse "Sylvan Spelling Lessons "
A service tat eye du not knead.
JC Foster
Slipknot should endorse "The Boy Scouts"
They're known for tying knots.
Rocky
Slipknot should endorse "Ropes"
To learn how to tie a slipknot.
Travis
Sloppy Seconds should endorse "Sloppy Joes"
We'd all get sloppy seconds.
Rocky
Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Pumpkin pie"
A new way to make pumpkin pie?
Peter
Smashing Pumpkins should endorse "Gallagher"
He smashes watermelons. Why not pumpkins?
Paul Warren
Snoop Dogg should endorse "Peanuts comics and merchandise"
Well, he GOT his name from Snoopy.
dxman
Soccer Mommy should endorse "Soccer "
Brionna Secret
The Soggy Bottom Boys should endorse "Adult diapers"
The name says it all!
Pickle
Sophie should endorse "Soap"
Brionna Secret
Soul Asylum should endorse "Temples, churches or mosques"
Places where people's souls are healed.
B1982
Spandau Ballet should endorse "Ballet"
Alexis D.
Sparks should endorse "Fireworks"
An obvious endorsement
newave
Spoon should endorse "Silverware"
Rocky
Squeeze should endorse "Charmin Toilet Paper"
cause you aren't supposed to squeeze the Charmin
Rychendroll
Squirrel Nut Zippers should endorse "Nuts"
Brionna Secret
St. Vincent should endorse "Tourism to St. Vincent And The Grenadines"
Natalie Lundgren
Staind should endorse "Shout or Spray 'n' Wash"
hardrock
The Staple Singers should endorse "Staples office supply stores"
Why not?
crazydon
Starship should endorse "NASA"
Since they used to be an airplane.
Peter
Starship should endorse "Star Trek Conventions"
These are the voyages of the STARSHIP Enterprise
Psycho Librarian
Steps should endorse "Stairs"
(Sarcasm) Haha, very funny
Jaz/Jarad
The Stereo MC's should endorse "Stereos"
Electric Boogeyman
The Stereophonics should endorse "Stereos"
Electric Boogeyman
Stereos should endorse "Stereos"
Travis
Stevie Wonder should endorse "Wonder Bread"
He'll enjoy squeezing it, since he can't see it.
Rocky
Stillwater should endorse "Oklahoma State University"
It's located in Stillwater, Oklahoma
Carrie Dawn Knight-Lee
Strawberry Alarm Clock should endorse "Clock Makers"
Do I really need to explain this one???
Psycho Librarian
Stray Cats should endorse "Humane Society"
Since those cats need a home.
Peter
The Stray Cats should endorse "Cat Food"
rocky
The String Cheese Incident should endorse "Kraft Cheese"
Martha Hankins
Sublime should endorse "Sprite"
Sprite = Lemon-Lime... get it?
JC Foster
Subway to Sally should endorse "subways"
weirdkid106
Sugar should endorse "Sugar"
Duh!
Peta Graves
Sugar should endorse "Amstrad (Alan Sugar's organisation)"
Yes, I know it's lame.
pickle
Sugar Ray should endorse "Boxing"
Whether it be Leonard or Robinson?
rocky
Sugar Ray should endorse "A candy store"
weirdkid106
Sum 41 should endorse "Calculators"
Then we can figure out what they added.
Travis
Sun City Girls should endorse "Sunscreen"
Alexis D.
Sundae Club should endorse "Sundaes"
Winter Pepper
SunnO))) should endorse "Sunscreen"
Alice Spoonerism
Survivor should endorse "The TV Show"
no explanation needed
Rychendroll
Suzy Quatro should endorse "Audi"
Most 4x4 audi's have the name "quattro" on them.
Steve
Swing Out Sister should endorse "Clubs for swingers."
Again, obvious?
Peter
Switchfoot should endorse "Surf Camp"
Change your footing, goofy footed people.
JC Foster
System of a Down should endorse "Windows PC"
Think about it.
Buddy

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