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1960s
Led Zeppelin's, "Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabble on
or Rebel on
Original Lyrics:
Ramble on
Skeeter Davis', "The End of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does my heart go on bleeding?
Original Lyrics:
Why does my heart go on beating?
The Flairs', "Foot Stompin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poop stompin' poop stompin'.
Original Lyrics:
Foot stompin' foot stompin'.
The Outsiders', "Time Won't Let Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause time won't let me (poopball).
Original Lyrics:
'Cause time won't let me (move on).
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've come to Newfoundland
Original Lyrics:
You come to look for a king
(later)
You're in the mood for a dance
Dave Loggins', "Please Come to Boston"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, "hey, 'round Des Moines now won't cha settle down?"
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'Hey, ramblin' boy, now won't cha settle down?'
Elton John's, "Your Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you demand, I hope you demand
That I put downy woods
Original Lyrics:
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
Leo Sayer's, "How Much Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How much love for Palisades?
Original Lyrics:
How much love for heaven sake?
Linda Ronstadt's, "When Will I Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
When will I be won?
Original Lyrics:
When will I be loved?
Mott the Hoople's, "All the Way from Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the Liverpool ducks to the Hollywood dog
Original Lyrics:
From the Liverpool docks to the Hollywood Bowl
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see no place to rewind
Original Lyrics:
I could see no maze to unwind
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Christians swore
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador
Supertramp's, "Give a Little Bit"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an etiquette
Original Lyrics:
Give a little bit
Tavares', "More Than a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ore-Ida woman
Original Lyrics:
More than a woman
Tom Jones', "She's a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsy lady
Original Lyrics:
She's a lady
 
1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Leave a Light On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape my hands
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand
Dionne Warwick's, "Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get to the morning and you're Nabokov
Original Lyrics:
I get to the morning and you never call
Don Henley's, "All She Wants to Do Is Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
All she wants to do is...damn!
Original Lyrics:
All she wants to do is dance
INXS's, "Never Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were never Terry and Garth
Original Lyrics:
We will never tear us apart
Morrissey's, "Everyday Is Like Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the toast of the town
Original Lyrics:
This is the coastal town
Sheena Easton's, "For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
The passion in calliope, the wild abandoned side of me.
Original Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me,
The wild abandoned side of me.
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's gonna stock up shelves
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's gonna stop us now
Thin Lizzy's, "Chinatown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagina town
Original Lyrics:
In Chinatown
Thin Lizzy's, "Thunder and Lightning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garbage
Original Lyrics:
Goddamn
 
1990s
Celine Dion's, "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The feeling that the kids go on
Original Lyrics:
The feeling that I can't go on
Digital Underground's, "The Humpty Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
The itch
Original Lyrics:
The image
Erasure's, "Lay All Your Love on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was like shooting a city cop
Original Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck
Erasure's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Second chance on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
Erasure's, "Take a. Han"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was like shooting a city cop
Original Lyrics:
It was like shooting a sitting duck
Expose's, "Your Baby Never Looked Good in Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't you
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't true
Hanson's, "MmmBop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie my shoe, tie my tube, drop!
Original Lyrics:
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Jamie Walters', "Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a Speedo, ain't it sad?
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna see you ever sad
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, grow!
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Vogue!
Meat Loaf's, "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be ready, Tenita
Original Lyrics:
You better believe it
Olive's, "You're Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me back where you belong
And see where our lovers go
Original Lyrics:
Safely back where you belong
And see how our love has grown
Phil Collins', "It's in Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's what I sing
Original Lyrics:
It's what I see
Seduction's, "Heartbeat"
Misheard Lyrics:
My puppy
Original Lyrics:
My heartbeat
 
2000s
Destiny's Child's, "Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the words of a Brooklyn park
Original Lyrics:
In the words of a broken heart
Ingrid Michaelson's, "The Way I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love you more than Michael ever promised.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love you more than I could ever promise.
Justin Timberlake's, "Senorita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bean burrito, I made it for you
Original Lyrics:
Senorita, I feel for you
Natasha Bedingfield's, "Unwritten"
Misheard Lyrics:
2AM is where your book begins
Original Lyrics:
Today is where your book begins
Skye Sweetnam's, "Tangled Up in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is only to get tangled up in blue
Original Lyrics:
Is only to get tangled up in you
T.I. feat. Rihanna's, "Live Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a paintball chaser
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a paper chaser
 
2010s
Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby boy, baby boy
or
Baby girl, baby girl
Original Lyrics:
Let it go, let it go
Rihanna's, "Only Girl (in the World)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you to make a beer
Original Lyrics:
Want you to make me feel
 
country
Dolly Parton's, "I Will Always Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby sweet melodies
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet memories
Dolly Parton's, "Jolene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olean, Olean, Olean, Olean
Original Lyrics:
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Luke Combs', "Fast Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut
Original Lyrics:
Be someone, be someone
Luke Combs', "Fast Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza crust, pizza crust
Original Lyrics:
Be someone, be someone
Miranda Lambert's, "Only Prettier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody says you gotta know you're in a maze
Original Lyrics:
Everybody says you gotta know your enemies

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