Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for May 6, 2024

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
The Skyliners', "Since I Don't Have You" Misheard Lyrics: I don't have planet screens Original Lyrics: I don't have plans and schemes

1960s
Archies', "Sugar, Sugar" Misheard Lyrics: Ah, Alan Sugar Original Lyrics: Ah, sugar, sugar	Christmas Specials', "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Misheard Lyrics: It's not very gullible! Original Lyrics: It's not very comfortable!
Donovan's, "Happiness Runs" Misheard Lyrics: Happiness runs in a virtual motion Original Lyrics: Happiness runs in a circular motion	The Association's, "Along Comes Mary" Misheard Lyrics: The gastroplasted kids are flung across the stars Original Lyrics: The gassed and flaccid kids are flung across the stars
The Beatles', "Hey Jude" Misheard Lyrics: Hey Seuss Original Lyrics: Hey Jude	The Rolling Stones', "Ruby Tuesday" Misheard Lyrics: Goodbye, rooty-tooty Original Lyrics: Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday

1970s
After the Fire's, "One Rule for You" Misheard Lyrics: What kind of wine... Original Lyrics: What kind of line...	Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty" Misheard Lyrics: It's gotta be Medieval Original Lyrics: It ought to be illegal
Cast of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory's, "Pure Imagination" Misheard Lyrics: There is no wife I know Original Lyrics: There is no life I know	Elton John's, "Rocket Man" Misheard Lyrics: Burning down the fields of Avalon Original Lyrics: Burning out his fuse up here alone
George Harrison's, "Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" Misheard Lyrics: Give me night Original Lyrics: Give me life	George Harrison's, "My Sweet Lord" Misheard Lyrics: I really want a Speedo Original Lyrics: I really wanna see you
Led Zeppelin's, "What Is And What Should Never Be?" Misheard Lyrics: Catch the wind, see it spin, sail away, live the day Way up high in the sky. Original Lyrics: Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today Way up high in the sky.	Musique's, "In the Bush" Misheard Lyrics: A piece, piece, piece of pie or A piece, piece, piece of lime or A pizz-pizz-pizza pie Original Lyrics: A peace, peace, peace of mind
Poco's, "Crazy Love" Misheard Lyrics: I'll never be in prison fire, a faded memory. Original Lyrics: I'll never be imprisoned by, a faded memory.	The Ritchie Family's, "Brazil" Misheard Lyrics: What's up? Original Lyrics: Brazil

1980s
Elton John's, "Your Song" Misheard Lyrics: I hope you demand I hope you demand That I put downy woods Original Lyrics: I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind That I put down in words	Falco's, "Rock Me Amadeus" Misheard Lyrics: Nasal puss, a beta nasal puss Original Lyrics: Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
George Harrison's, "Got My Mind Set on You" Misheard Lyrics: Judge Judy, Judge Judy Original Lyrics: To do it, to do it	George Harrison's, "When We Was Fab" Misheard Lyrics: Back when we was Depp Original Lyrics: Back when we was fab
Iggy Pop's, "Real Wild Child" Misheard Lyrics: Wawa Original Lyrics: Wild one	Men at Work's, "Be Good Johnny" Misheard Lyrics: Tigger, Tigger Original Lyrics: Be good, be good
Men at Work's, "Down Under" Misheard Lyrics: I am a man down under Original Lyrics: I come from a land down under	Men at Work's, "Overkill" Misheard Lyrics: Dinner today Original Lyrics: Day after day
Men at Work's, "Who Can It Be Now?" Misheard Lyrics: New Balance, New Balance Original Lyrics: Who can it? Who can it?	Sheena Easton's, "For Your Eyes Only" Misheard Lyrics: The passion in calliope, the wild abandoned side of me. Original Lyrics: The passions that collide in me, the wild abandoned side of me.
Tracy Chapman's, "Fast Car" Misheard Lyrics: You got a fast car, I got a job that pays all our bills. You been sneaking late after dark, See all of your friends, and you do your thing. I'd always hoped for better, Now baby together, you and me fighting, Got no plans, I ain't gone nowhere, Take your fast car and keep on driving. Original Lyrics: You got a fast car, I got a job that pays all our bills. You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids. I'd always hoped for better, Thought maybe together you and me would find it. I got no plans, I ain't going nowhere, So take your fast car and keep on driving.

1990s
Amy Grant's, "Baby Baby" Misheard Lyrics: Start for a minute Original Lyrics: Stop for a minute	Blessid Union of Souls', "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)" Misheard Lyrics: Or that guy who been departed Original Lyrics: Or that guy who played in Fargo
Blessid Union of Souls', "I Believe" Misheard Lyrics: Happily, I will fly to L.A. Original Lyrics: I believe love will find a way	Des'ree's, "Life" Misheard Lyrics: Life, cold life, cold life Original Lyrics: Life, oh life, oh life
Marc Cohn's, "Walking in Memphis" Misheard Lyrics: Saw the ghost of Elvis, Junior never knew. Original Lyrics: Saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue.	Michael Jackson's, "Earth Song" Misheard Lyrics: What about the condom man? or What about the condiments? Original Lyrics: What about the common man?
Mya & Sisqo's, "It's All About Me" Misheard Lyrics: I guess I'm Dr. Seuss Original Lyrics: I can't stop lovin' you	Olive's, "You're Not Alone" Misheard Lyrics: Take me back where you belong and see where our lovers go Original Lyrics: Safely back where you belong and see how our love has grown
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The White Stuff" Misheard Lyrics: Oh odorous Original Lyrics: Oh Oreo

2000s
Jet's, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" Misheard Lyrics: That I really wanna make you nice Original Lyrics: That I really wanna make you mine	Mary J. Blige's, "Be Without You" Misheard Lyrics: Do something behind my back And try, it's coming right up Original Lyrics: Do something behind my back And then try to cover it up?
Mary J. Blige's, "Be Without You" Misheard Lyrics: I got a question for you, so you're ready for the answer Original Lyrics: I got a question for you, see I already know the answer	No Doubt's, "Hey Baby" Misheard Lyrics: Misfit, I sit Lit up, nitwit Original Lyrics: Misfit, I sit Lit up, wicked
Yellowcard's, "Ocean Avenue" Misheard Lyrics: If I could fly down south Original Lyrics: If I could find you now

2010s
Architects', "Delete, Rewind" Misheard Lyrics: We've been throwing up Original Lyrics: We've been through enough	Dierks Bentley's, "Bad Angel" Misheard Lyrics: Bad anal, let me pee! Original Lyrics: Bad Angel, let me be!
Imagine Dragons', "I Bet My Life" Misheard Lyrics: So I, I beat my wife I, I beat my wife I beat my wife, I do! Original Lyrics: So I, I bet my life I, I bet my life I bet my life on you

country
Jo Dee Messina's, "Burn" Misheard Lyrics: I want you to learn Original Lyrics: I want you to burn	Keith Urban's, "Making Memories of Us" Misheard Lyrics: Like nobody hugs you Original Lyrics: Like nobody loves you
Shania Twain's, "Honey, I'm Home" Misheard Lyrics: In real life, I forgot my purse Original Lyrics: I realized I forgot my purse

misc
Glenn Miller's, "Dearly Beloved" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be forever yours, come sorrow or shy. Original Lyrics: I know that I'll be yours, come shower or shine.	Kylie Minogue's, "Tension" Misheard Lyrics: Hot like Chick-fil-A Original Lyrics: Hot like chilli-li-li
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