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1970s | |
ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: And Wheel of Fortune, win the game,
My life would never be the same Original Lyrics: And win a fortune in a game,
My life will never be the same |
ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: Bunny bunny bunny,
Must be funny in a Leachman's turd Original Lyrics: Money money money,
Must be funny in a rich man's world |
ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and lick his ball. Original Lyrics: I wouldn't have to work at all
I'd fool around and have a ball. |
ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: I'd fool around and have a boy.
Original Lyrics: I'd fool around and have a ball.
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ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a rich man swirl.
or It's a rich man's squirrel. Original Lyrics: It's a rich man's world.
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ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: Mommy, mommy, mommy
Original Lyrics: Money, money, money
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ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: Money, money, money, mustard bunny
Original Lyrics: Money. money, money, must have money
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ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: Money, money, money
Must be funny in a bitch man's word Original Lyrics: Money, money, money
Must be funny in a rich man's world |
ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: Money, money, money
Must be funny in a different world Original Lyrics: Money, money, money
Must be funny in the rich man's world |
ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: The last papers, or what you've got
Original Lyrics: To Las Vegas or Monaco
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ABBA's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: To Las Vegas and be in a show
Original Lyrics: To Las Vegas or Monaco
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ABBA's, "Ring Ring"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a dark and dreamy night
Original Lyrics: It's a dark and dreary night
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ABBA's, "Ring Ring"
Misheard Lyrics: Ring, ring, I'm happy you sat on them all
Original Lyrics: Ring, ring, the happiest sound of them all
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ABBA's, "Ring Ring"
Misheard Lyrics: You were here a night ago
Original Lyrics: You were here and now you're gone
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Audience with me
Original Lyrics: Honey, I'm still free
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Honey from a bee
Original Lyrics: Honey, I'm still free
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: If you change your mind, I'm the worst in line
Original Lyrics: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: If you change your mind, on the Thursday line
Only I'm still free ... If you roll along where the pretty birds have gone ... Listen to some music, maybe just coking, Get to know you better ... You want me to leave you there, afraid of a love affair ... (Come on, give me a break honey) ... Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, Soon I'm gonna get you You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I am gonna let you Original Lyrics: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free ... If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown ... Listen to some music, maybe just talking, Get to know you better ... You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair ... (Come on, give me a break will you?) ... Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, Know I'm gonna get you You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you |
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: If you choose your mind, I'm the first in line
Original Lyrics: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: If you lose your mind, I'm the first in line
Original Lyrics: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Listen to some music
(Oh-oh) Maybe do some cocaine (Yeah) Original Lyrics: Listen to some music
(Oh-oh) Maybe just talking (Yeah) |
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Take a chance on me (No man leaves his flies in my s***)
Original Lyrics: Take a chance on me (Come on, give me a break, will you?)
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Upgrade to a love affair
Original Lyrics: Afraid of a love affair
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: When the ostrich sings
or When the osprey sings Original Lyrics: Honey, I'm still free!
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ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind You know I can't let go, 'cause I love you so Original Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind No, I can't let go, 'cause I love you so |
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind You know I can't let go, because I love you so Original Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind No, I can't let go, 'cause I love you so |
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind You know that I can't let go, 'cause I love you so Original Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind No, I can't let go, 'cause I love you so |
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind You know that I can't let go, because I love you so Original Lyrics: You say that I waste my time,
But I can't get you off my mind No, I can't let go, 'cause I love you so |
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You wanted to leave me there, afraid I would love a bear.
Original Lyrics: You wanted to leave me there, afraid of a love affair.
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Abba's, "Money, Money, Money"
Misheard Lyrics: It's enrichment's world.
Original Lyrics: It's a rich man's world.
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Bee Gees', "More Than A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm Wonder Woman.
Original Lyrics: More than a woman
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Exile's, "Kiss You All Over"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna kiss your dog Rover
And Rover's friend. Original Lyrics: I want to kiss you all over
And over again. |
1980s | |
George Thorogood and the Destroyers', "Bad to the Bone"
Misheard Lyrics: Back to the vault
Original Lyrics: Bad to the bone
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Janet Jackson's, "Funny How Time Flies (When You're Having Fun)"
Misheard Lyrics: Funny how mudslides
Original Lyrics: Funny how time flies
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Paul Carrack's, "When You Walk in the Room"
Misheard Lyrics: Every time you walk in the nude
Original Lyrics: Every time you walk in the room
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Rolling Stones', "Start Me Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Ooh Mister Goldman died.
Original Lyrics: You make a grown man cry.
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Whitesnake's, "Is This Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Is this love on a CD?
Original Lyrics: Is this love that I'm feeling?
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1990s | |
Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting's, "All for Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll build a wall that protects you
From the wind and the rain, From the hurt and the pain, yeah! Original Lyrics: I'll be the wall that protects you
From the wind and the rain, From the hurt and the pain, yeah! |
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Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting's, "All for Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's do it All-4-One and all for love
Original Lyrics: Let's make it all for one and all for love
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Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting's, "All for Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's do it all for Ron
Original Lyrics: Let's make it all for one
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Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting's, "All for Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's do it all for money
Original Lyrics: Let's make it all for one
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Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting's, "All for Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's make it all for one an awful love
Original Lyrics: Let's make it all for one and all for love
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Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics: Until the sun comes up
On the center of Hollywood Boulevard Original Lyrics: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
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Sheryl Crow's, "Every Day Is a Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics: Every day is a one-way road
or Every day is a wrong way road Original Lyrics: Every day is a winding road
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2000s | |
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics: I used the ruler
Original Lyrics: I used to rule the world
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Sonic Adventure 2 Soundtrack's, "Chao Lobby"
Misheard Lyrics: Take off, Chaos, take off
Original Lyrics: Hip-hop. Sou.d Hip-hop.
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country | |
Lauren Alaina's, "Road Less Traveled"
Misheard Lyrics: Wear out your books
Original Lyrics: Wear out your boots
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Mark Wills', "19-Something"
Misheard Lyrics: And a couple Medieval Knievel shows
Original Lyrics: And a couple Evel Knievel scars
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