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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Doe Ray Me Far Sew La Tea
Original Lyrics:
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti
Misheard Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with German bread
Original Lyrics:
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
High on a hill stood a lonely goat turd.
Original Lyrics:
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd.
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
High on a hill there's a lonely goat turd
Original Lyrics:
High on a hill there's a lonely goatherd
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
High on a hill was a lonely goat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Original Lyrics:
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
High on the hill sits a lonely goat turd
Original Lyrics:
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
Men with a beard with the foam afloat heard
Original Lyrics:
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
O-old lady o' de lake-o, o-old lady o' de lake
O-old lady o' de lake-o, lady o' de leak ole.
Original Lyrics:
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay.
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a duet for a girl and goat turd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Original Lyrics:
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
What kind of bee eats a poison goat-turd; Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O who?
Original Lyrics:
What a duet for a girl and goatherd, Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
 
1980s
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom... whoa!
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world...
 
1990s
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a little dove, now he's splattered on the floor
Original Lyrics:
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a little lover, not I've got four more.
Original Lyrics:
I had a little love, now I'm back for more.
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some love like I've never needed love before
(I wanna make love to your door)
Original Lyrics:
I need some love like I've never needed love before
(I wanna make love to ya baby)
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's ride a cowboy, let's ride a cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're bulimic, say you're bulimic
Original Lyrics:
Say you'll believe it, say you'll believe it
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set your penis free, it's the only way to pee
Original Lyrics:
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna make love to your baby
Original Lyrics:
Wanna make love to ya baby
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Sue becomes bummed, I need some hugs like I ever beaded butts before.
Original Lyrics:
When two become one, I need some love like I've never needed love before.
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
When boob and a thumb
Original Lyrics:
When two become one
Spice Girls', "2 Become 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you become a nun
Original Lyrics:
When two become one
Spice Girls', "Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always be someone's maybe
Original Lyrics:
You'll always be someone's baby
Spice Girls', "Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always be someone's with me
Original Lyrics:
You'll always be someone's baby
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheaters to the front, ha ha, uh uh, I see ya!
Original Lyrics:
Chicas to the front, ha ha, uh uh, Hai Si Ja
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi! See ya! In a hotel!
Original Lyrics:
Hi! Ci! Ya! Hold tight!
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hichi! Yeah! Hold tight!
Original Lyrics:
Hi! Ci! Ya! Hold tight!
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it to the right, if you lose your coupon
Original Lyrics:
Shake it to the right, if you know that you feel fine
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slice up your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Spice up your life
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will take you... wait, you got to go
Original Lyrics:
We will take you where you got to go
Spice Girls', "Viva Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard Banana, always be mine.
Original Lyrics:
Hasta Mañana, always be mine.
Spice Girls', "Viva Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a banana, always be mine
Original Lyrics:
Hasta manana, always be mine
Spice Girls', "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell you what I want, what the Willy Willy Wonk
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
 
2000s
Linkin Park's, "New Divide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across this new divan
Original Lyrics:
Across this new divide
Linkin Park's, "New Divide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Across this new divine
Original Lyrics:
Across this new divide
 
2010s
Miley Cyrus', "Wrecking Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
I came in like I wrecked ya balls, I landed on a hard on
All I wanted was to wank you off
All you ever did was rape me
Original Lyrics:
I came in like a wrecking ball, I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me
 
xmas
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
3-2-1 or 3-to-1 or 3-in-1
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's a world of dreaded fear
Original Lyrics:
And it's a world of dread and fear
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
No rain or rivers throw
Original Lyrics:
No rain or rivers flow
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know, whoa, whoa, let them know it's Christmas time
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is moist and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is parse and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on we'll go cyber
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, look - a spider! As we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slaves are green, are you listening?
Original Lyrics:
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
To face I'm afraid
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in a lint of wonderland
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a winter wonderland
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in a window Underland
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a winter wonderland
Johnny Mathis', "Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it snows men and women
Original Lyrics:
When it snows, ain't it thrillin'?
Josh Groban's, "O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oneida knives
Original Lyrics:
O night divine

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