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1960s
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Climb Every Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain, fall in every street
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Climb Every Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every mountain, swim every sea
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain, ford every stream
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Climb Every Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fired every mountain
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Climb Every Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying every mountain
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
Cast of 'The Sound of Music''s, "Climb Every Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Library mountain
Original Lyrics:
Climb every mountain
Dionne Warwick's, "Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
(later)
I was born and raised in Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Do you know the way to San Jose?
(later)
I was born and raised in San Jose
Dionne Warwick's, "Promises, Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I shall
Original Lyrics:
If I shout
Frank Sinatra's, "Fly Me to the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Fly me to the moon
The Beach Boys', "Wouldn't It Be Nice"
Misheard Lyrics:
And wouldn't it be nice to be in heaven?
Original Lyrics:
And wouldn't it be nice to be together?
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
She tried to take me upscale for a ride
Original Lyrics:
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride
 
1970s
Cheap Trick's, "I Want You to Want Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you to meet me
Original Lyrics:
I need you to need me
Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose's, "Too Late to Turn Back Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happily, happily, happily
Original Lyrics:
I believe, I believe, I believe
Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose's, "Treat Her Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta drink up like a lady
Original Lyrics:
You gotta treat her like a lady
Foreigner's, "Head Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put an end to this dream
Original Lyrics:
Put an end to this game
Steely Dan's, "Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you have a painting of art
Original Lyrics:
But if you have a change of heart
Stevie Wonder's, "Isn't She Lovely"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't she Butterball?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't she wonderful?
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the passing on the left
Is now passing on the right
Original Lyrics:
And the parting on the left
Is now parting on the right
Tom Jones', "She's a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mean girl
Original Lyrics:
She's a winner
 
1980s
ABBA's, "The Winner Takes It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girls may throw a dice
or
The guys may throw a dice
Original Lyrics:
The gods may throw a dice
All About Eve's, "Martha's Harbour"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a girl enslaved by love
or
I am a gull enslaved by love
Original Lyrics:
I am a galley slave, my love
Corey Hart's, "Never Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never say never
Original Lyrics:
You can never surrender
Devo's, "Jocko Homo"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are Vevo
Original Lyrics:
We are Devo
Eddie Money's, "Shakin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves Shake Shack
Original Lyrics:
She was shakin'
Elton John's, "I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm still scared after all this time
Original Lyrics:
And I'm still standing after all this time
Foreigner's, "I Don't Want to Live Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna live in Dallas
or
I don't wanna live in Texas
or
I don't wanna live in Paris
or
I don't wanna live in heaven
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna live without you
Kenny Loggins', "This Is It"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more reason to drive
or
One more reason to ride
(later)
Nowhere to hide
Original Lyrics:
One more reason to try
(later)
No way to hide
Survivor's, "Eye of the Tiger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took the Jetsons
Original Lyrics:
Took my chances
U2's, "Where the Streets Have No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go back with you
or
I come back with you
Original Lyrics:
I go there with you
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "I'll Never Break Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deserve a try honey, just a moment
(Later)
As I lose, boy, you will get to know me
A little more better
Girl, that's the way love goes, baby baby
And I know you're great, do let your feelings show
Original Lyrics:
I deserve a try honey, just one
(Later)
As time goes by you will get to know me
A little more better
Girl, that's the way love goes, baby baby
And I know you're afraid to let your feelings show
Backstreet Boys', "Larger Than Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How you're losing touch with all reality?
Every time we're down, you can make it right
And that makes you larger, get a life!
Original Lyrics:
All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your love is affecting our reality?
Every time we're down, you can make it right
And that makes you larger than life
Bruce Springsteen's, "Streets of Philadelphia"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million streets in Philadelphia
or
Many streets in Philadelphia
Original Lyrics:
On the streets of Philadelphia
Celine Dion's, "Because You Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gave me fleas 'cause you believed
Original Lyrics:
You gave me faith 'cause you believed
Celine Dion's, "Because You Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw the p*** there was in me
Original Lyrics:
You saw the best there was in me
Celine Dion's, "My Heart Will Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the spaceships between us
Original Lyrics:
And the spaces between us
Celine Dion's, "My Heart Will Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that the heart does go on.
Celine Dion's, "My Heart Will Go On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Original Lyrics:
Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on.
Michael Jackson's, "Heal the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill the world, make it a better place
For you and for me and the anti-human race
Original Lyrics:
Heal the world, make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race
Michael Jackson's, "Heal the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a little space is so make a damn blessed
Original Lyrics:
Make a little space to make a better place
Michael Jackson's, "Heal the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a little space, so ain't bad a place
Original Lyrics:
Make a little space, to make a better place
Oasis', "Some Might Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made no preparation for arm amputation once again
or
You made no preparation for my amputation once again
Original Lyrics:
You made no preparation for my reputation once again
Oomph!'s, "Down in This Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a chance you know just look at my hands
You know I'd sell you my heart before I sell you my soul
If there's a way you know I beg you to stay
Original Lyrics:
If there's a chance to heal these wounds in my hands
To fill this hole in my heart, to kill this hate in my soul
If there's a way, you know I'd like you to stay
Roxette's, "Joyride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mike said…
Original Lyrics:
Roxette!
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinny dipping at the yacht club
Original Lyrics:
Ski-bi dibby dib, yo da dub dub
Weezer's, "Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's with these homies kissing my girl?
Where did they get us from?
Original Lyrics:
What's with these homies dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
 
2010s
Miguel's, "Sure Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you be the cash. I'll be the rubber bin
Original Lyrics:
If you be the cash. I'll be the rubber band
Peppa Pig's, "Peppa's Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ed up in your bed
Original Lyrics:
Tucked up in your bed
Peppa Pig's, "Rainbow, Rainbow"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everyone, too
or
And anyone, too
Original Lyrics:
And indigo, too
Taylor Swift's, "I Think He Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you, that's my toe
Original Lyrics:
I want you, bless my soul
 
country
Johnny Cash's, "The Man Comes Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you partake of that last coffee cup?
Original Lyrics:
Will you partake of that last offered cup?
 
xmas
Burl Ives', "A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Argybargy, argubargy, oh
Original Lyrics:
Holly jolly, holly jolly, oh

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