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1960s
Tom Jones', "What's New Pussycat?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me pussy cat
Original Lyrics:
What's new pussy cat?
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight is the night we love
Original Lyrics:
Night fever, night fever
Cliff Richard's, "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
This old party, how we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
Kraftwerk's, "The Robots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not much longer yet more robotic not much longer yet more robotic
Original Lyrics:
Я твой слуга Я твой работник Я твой слуга Я твой работник
Queen's, "'39"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sweetest I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest sight ever seen
Queen's, "Seaside Rendezvous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let my imagination run away with the candy
Original Lyrics:
Let my imagination run away with you gladly
Queen's, "The Prophet's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pants on the ground, ground, ground, ground,
Ground, ground, ground, ground
Original Lyrics:
Death all around, around, around, around, around,
Around, around, around
Queen's, "The Prophet's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bat, tell me I'm a bat, tell me I'm a bat
Tell me I'm a bat, tell me I'm a Batman
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the wise, listen to the wise, listen to the wise
Listen to the wise, listen to the wise man
Queen's, "You're My Best Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the bus, boy
Original Lyrics:
You're the first one
 
1980s
Bruce Springsteen's, "Human Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me we were the defenders
Original Lyrics:
You and me we were the pretenders
Cast of La Cage Aux Folles', "I Am What I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I deal my ordeal
Original Lyrics:
I deal my own deck
Donny Osmond's, "Soldier of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bullying's rough
Original Lyrics:
When the going gets rough
Natalie Cole's, "Pink Cadillac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crushed bathroom seats
Original Lyrics:
Crushed velvet seats
Misheard Lyrics:
The Beatles and the Sweet
Original Lyrics:
The bitter and the sweet
The Alan Parsons Project's, "Games People Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I promised you the movie stars
Original Lyrics:
If I promised you the moon and the stars
 
1990s
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh gimme
Original Lyrics:
No Diggity
Go West's, "King of Wishful Thinking"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pretend my stick's not stinking.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking.
Mark Wills', "I Do (Cherish You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So douchy as I
Original Lyrics:
Seduce me 'cause I
Susan Aglukark's, "O Siem"
Misheard Lyrics:
O.C.M. we are all family,
O.C.M. we're all the same
Original Lyrics:
O siem (etc)
They Might Be Giants', "Birdhouse In Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Guardian Angel zits, always near!
Original Lyrics:
Like Guardian Angels, it's always near.
 
2000s
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another is a rat-dog (Whoa-oh)
Original Lyrics:
Another loser anthem (Whoa-oh)
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing your ass up
Original Lyrics:
Throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna be just another tramp?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna be just another trend?
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a rimjob
Original Lyrics:
Get a real job
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never knew the anthem
Original Lyrics:
Another loser anthem
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never lose a rap girl
Original Lyrics:
Another loser anthem
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never lose my red comb!
or
My mother lose our record!
or
A leper sued my red coat!
or
Your mother is our anthem!
or
I never booze on red boats!
or
Your mother poos on red boats.
Original Lyrics:
Another loser anthem
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never use the restroom
Original Lyrics:
Another loser anthem
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never use a rectum, woah!
Original Lyrics:
Another loser anthem, woah!
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a new day, with all this love
It's a new life, because we're rock stars
Original Lyrics:
It's a new day, but it all feels old
It's a good life, that's what I'm told
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me pussy cat doll
Original Lyrics:
Another loser anthem
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, what I'm sayin' is
This is the end so, throw all your hands up,
You... don't wanna be you
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up,
You... don't wanna be you
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the Anthem, throw all your hams up
Original Lyrics:
This is the Anthem, throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the answer throw out your hamster
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem blow all your heads off
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem blow all your heads up
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem for all your handsome
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem, blow all your heads up
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem, pull all your pants up.
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up.
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw all your pants off
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw up your ants, ah.
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up.
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end so throw all your hands up.
Original Lyrics:
This is the Anthem throw all your hands up.
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end to blow all your heads off
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end zone blow all your pants up
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem throw all your hands up
Good Charlotte's, "The Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end, so blow all their hands off
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm gonna pray
Original Lyrics:
But I'm afraid
Pink's, "There You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking Pikachu
or
Look at Pikachu
Original Lyrics:
Looking pitiful
 
2010s
Ed Sheeran's, "Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me into your Lenin arms
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms
Kygo ft. Whitney Houston's, "Higher Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this whole world, good is bad
Original Lyrics:
In this whole world, what is fair?

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