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1960s
Elvis Presley's, "Can't Help Falling in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shall I stay?
Would it be the same?
Original Lyrics:
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin?
Percy Sledge's, "When a Man Loves a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a robot
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
The Animals', "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I get my s***
Original Lyrics:
And I get my share
The Beatles', "A Hard Day's Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been working like a doll
Original Lyrics:
And I've been working like a dog
 
1970s
ABBA's, "I Have a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in ninjas
Original Lyrics:
I believe in angels
Bee Gees', "Fanny (Be Tender with My Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defend her when I'm wrong
Original Lyrics:
Be tender with my love
Chic's, "Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your gas behind
Original Lyrics:
Leave your cares behind
Elton John's, "Bennie And The Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze,
A mohair, Sue
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots,
A mohair suit
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
And 'dial rocking was at our house, outside.
Original Lyrics:
And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight.
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Queen's, "Bicycle Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Queen's, "Don't Stop Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an Autobot, you've gotta
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
Original Lyrics:
Like an atom bomb, about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode
Queen's, "Don't Stop Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why they call me Mr. Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
Queen's, "Don't Stop Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stockings, the stockings
or
The stuffing, the stuffing
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Queen's, "Don’t Stop Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m having a brawl
Original Lyrics:
I’m having a ball
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round
Original Lyrics:
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on your backs and write.
Original Lyrics:
Get on your bikes and ride.
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on your butts and ride
Original Lyrics:
Get on your bikes and ride
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got mud on your face, big disc brakes
Original Lyrics:
You've got mud on your face, a big disgrace
The Police's, "Can't Stand Losing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand Puss in Boots
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand losing you
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs's Carry
Original Lyrics:
Voices Carry
Donna Summer's, "She Works Hard for the Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you better dream all night
Original Lyrics:
So you better treat her right
Janet Jackson's, "What Have You Done for Me Lately"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you've done to Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
What have you done for me lately?
Modern English's, "I Melt with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stop the world and make the juice
Original Lyrics:
I'll stop the world and melt with you
Queen and David Bowie's, "Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man's at fault.
Original Lyrics:
Pressure, pushing down on me
Pushing down on you, no man ask for.
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Bean rides the bus
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites my nuts.
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one rides the bus.
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
Queen's, "Calling All Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
No! Take a message of love, far and near.
Original Lyrics:
Love! Take a message of love, far and near.
Queen's, "Calling All Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh! Take a message of love, far and near.
Original Lyrics:
Love! Take a message of love, far and near.
Queen's, "Calling All Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa! Take a message of love, far and near.
Original Lyrics:
Love! Take a message of love, far and near.
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a chance you have to take with the heart
Original Lyrics:
It's a chance you have to take with love
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is tough, I'm wrong
Now I'm waiting for something to fall from the skies
Original Lyrics:
Life is tough, on your own
Now I'm waiting for something to fall from the skies
Queen's, "It's a Hard Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are people searching for love in everywhere
Original Lyrics:
There are people searching for love in every way
Queen's, "Save Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy
Original Lyrics:
Save me, save me, save me
REM's, "It's the End of the World As We Know It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Original Lyrics:
Left of west, and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
ZZ Top's, "Legs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf***er's dancing, she knows what to do
Original Lyrics:
Every time she's dancin', she knows what to do
 
1990s
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Benadoor
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Blind Guardian's, "Born In A Mourning Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pay today
Pay today
Original Lyrics:
Just plan to die
Plan to die
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire flying from your hair
or
Fire flying from your head
Original Lyrics:
Fire flying from your hands
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like freedom feels when one holds a grudge
Original Lyrics:
Like freedom fields where wild horses run.
Elton John's, "The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though shadows block the sun
Original Lyrics:
No shadows block the sun
Fred Schneider's, "Whip"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be hammering a sheepdog choir
Original Lyrics:
Velvet hammer in a sheath of lies
Jay-Z's, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenga
Original Lyrics:
Jigga
 
2000s
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, I can't car from breathe
Original Lyrics:
Right now, I can hardly breathe
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, I can't hound from breathe
Original Lyrics:
Right now, I can hardly breathe
In Flames', "Trigger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for a sign to tell us lie
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for a sign to tell us why
Maroon 5's, "Harder to Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Australian Outback
Original Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there...
 
2010s
Post Malone's, "Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just a sex cult
Original Lyrics:
It was just the sex though
Train's, "Play That Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
MrBeast don't let me down
Original Lyrics:
Mister please don't let me down

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