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1950s
Frank Sinatra's, "Moonlight in Vermont"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I can moonlight in Vermont.
Original Lyrics:
You and I and moonlight in Vermont.
 
1960s
The Beach Boys', "Barbara Ann"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop-ar-am.
Original Lyrics:
Ba-ba-ba, ba-Barbara Ann.
The Beach Boys', "Sloop John B"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go hoot
Original Lyrics:
I wanna go home
The Temptations', "My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mogul
Original Lyrics:
My girl
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Man in the Middle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see that whale
In the limousine?
Original Lyrics:
Did you see that man
In the limousine?
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you...
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
Ace's, "How Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
How long has this been moving on?
Original Lyrics:
How long has this been going on?
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen
Somebody cut the cheese
Dynamite with a laser beam
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "Now I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
And many a tear lives on in Rhye
Original Lyrics:
And many a tear lives on in my eye
Queen's, "Now I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in the city just people and me
Original Lyrics:
Down in the city just Hoople and me
Queen's, "Now I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in the dungeon, just creatures and me
Original Lyrics:
Down in the dungeon, just Peaches and me
Queen's, "Now I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in the dungeons these creatures are mean
Original Lyrics:
Down in the dungeons just Peaches and me
Queen's, "Now I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doing fine now,
Down in the dungeons with Peters and Lee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm safe and sound,
Down in the dungeon, just Peaches and me.
Queen's, "Now I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
You matches still days up in the sky
Original Lyrics:
You matches still light up the sky
 
1980s
Culture Club's, "Church of the Poison Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse of McDonald’s fries
Original Lyrics:
Church of the Poison Mind
Freddie Mercury's, "Living on My Own"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast, slow down, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel I'm always walking too fast, so lonely
Frida's, "Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me love, you make me shine
We're in the midnight sky
or
Here in the midnight sky
Original Lyrics:
You give me love, you make me shine
Clear in the midnight sky
Goombay Dance Band's, "Seven Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven tears, we will run into the sea
If one day they reach some distant borders
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me
Here I stand hand in head
Lonely like a stranger on the shore
I can't stand this feeling anymore
Day by day this world's angry
And if dreams were wings I would fly
(Later)
I'll come back to you four thousand times
Original Lyrics:
Seven tears are runnin' to the sea
If one day they reach some distant waters
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me
Here I stand head in hand
Lonely like a stranger on the shore
I can't stand this feeling anymore
Day by day this world's all grey
And if dreams were eagles I would fly
(Later)
I'll come back to you four thousand miles
Jesse Frederick's, "Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to respectability
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability
John Mellencamp's, "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I am silly in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
Johnny Hates Jazz's, "Shattered Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but cheddar cheese
Original Lyrics:
Nothing but shattered dreams
Lionel Richie's, "Stuck on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes 'em on my way
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'm on my way
Prefab Sprout's, "King of Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot dog, jumping frog, I want Kirkie.
Original Lyrics:
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque.
Prefab Sprout's, "King of Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot dog, jumping frog, I want Kirkie.
Original Lyrics:
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque.
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, now your struggles all fade
Original Lyrics:
Baby, now your struggle's all vain
Rod Stewart's, "Forever Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Already young
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop-Tarts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
The Clash's, "Should I Stay or Should I Go?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I stay or should I pull out?
Original Lyrics:
Should I stay or should I go now?
Wee Sing's, "America the Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
O beautiful for children’s feet
Original Lyrics:
O beautiful for pilgrim feet
 
1990s
10,000 Maniacs', "Jezebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't bully
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe
10,000 Maniacs', "Jezebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make believe is make believe
Original Lyrics:
Family is family
Blur's, "There's No Other Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that you can do is watch them pay
I'll watch you pay
Original Lyrics:
All that you can do is watch them play
I'll watch you play
Gloworm's, "Carry Me Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bubba left the house this morning
Original Lyrics:
Father left the house this morning
Green Day's, "Redundant"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a repetition
Containing the same old stick again
Now a look in started a convention
Like a propulsion guy over game over game over
You are a monster
Original Lyrics:
We're living in repetition
Content in the same old shtick again
Now the routine's turning to contention
Like a production line going over and over and over
Rollercoaster
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk on walls, being your friends
Smallest girls to the tent
She soiled the walls sell the short
She's tall enough says dirty words
Original Lyrics:
Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over board and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much love will kill you, Indians
Original Lyrics:
Too much love will kill you, in the end
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much love will kill you, and you try
Original Lyrics:
Too much love will kill you every time
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torn between two lovers
And the love you leave behind
Original Lyrics:
Torn between the lover and the love you leave behind
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, too much love will kill you
It'll make your life to fly
Original Lyrics:
Yes, too much love will kill you, it'll make your life a lie
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd give your life, you'd sell your song
But here it comes a friend
Original Lyrics:
You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul
But here it comes again
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're headed for disaster
'Cause you never read insides
Original Lyrics:
You're headed for disaster
'Cause you never read the signs
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're headed for disaster
'Cause you never read the sides
Original Lyrics:
You're headed for disaster
'Cause you never read the signs
Sister Hazel's, "All for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nurse can say
Original Lyrics:
But words can’t say
The Bucketheads', "The Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lisa has turned into a man
Original Lyrics:
Street sounds swirling through my mind
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves a mysterious place
Original Lyrics:
She moves in mysterious ways
 
2010s
La Roux's, "Bulletproof"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time baby I'll be babe proof
Original Lyrics:
This time baby I'll be bulletproof
La Roux's, "Bulletproof"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time baby I'll be baby proof
Original Lyrics:
This time baby I'll be bulletproof
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be a Mazda
Original Lyrics:
You can be a master
Train's, "Drive By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but that one night
You spilled a High Life
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but that one night
Is still the highlight
 
country
Toby Keith's, "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we see a grown man crying
Original Lyrics:
When we see Old Glory flying

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