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1960s
The Beatles', "Across the Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rude neighbor
Original Lyrics:
Jai guru deva.
The Beatles', "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
So may I introduce to you
The app you've known for all these years?
Original Lyrics:
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years?
The Beatles', "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday's on the ball to me
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday's on the phone to me
The Beatles', "Strawberry Fields Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is Sabrina
Original Lyrics:
Nothing is real
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Finally defeated, you won the war
Original Lyrics:
I was defeated, you won the war
ABBA's, "Why Did It Have to Be Me?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Men are the poison, the game that you play
Original Lyrics:
Men are the toys in the game that you play
Bill Withers', "Ain't No Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
AM sunshine when she's gone
or
PM sunshine when she's gone
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Misheard Lyrics:
One grilling combination
Original Lyrics:
One thrilling combination
Fabian's, "Tiger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soarin' like a n***er flyin' through the air
Original Lyrics:
Soarin' like an eagle flyin' through the air
Meat Loaf's, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I can move
Original Lyrics:
And all I can do
The Partridge Family's, "Come On Get Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and hatch it
(later)
We'll make you hatch it
Original Lyrics:
Come on get happy
(later)
We'll make you happy
The Partridge Family's, "When We're Singin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing better than being in heaven
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing better than being together
 
1980s
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they’ll be coughing you up at night
Original Lyrics:
And they’ll be carving you up all night
Bruce Springsteen's, "Glory Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laurel Days
Original Lyrics:
Glory Days
English Beat's, "Mirror in the Bathroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked up in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Mirror in the bathroom
Eurythmics', "There Must Be an Angel (Playing with My Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never speed an angel
Playing with my heart
Original Lyrics:
There must be an angel
Playing with my heart
Icehouse's, "Love in Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only wanna get you hi-lo
Original Lyrics:
Only wanna get you higher
Icehouse's, "Love in Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put it all in your head
Original Lyrics:
Put it all in your hands
Melissa Manchester's, "You Should Hear How She Talks About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is really a gnome
Original Lyrics:
She is really in love
Natalie Cole's, "Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I betcha like raisins
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy
Natalie Cole's, "Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you like gravy...
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy...
Natalie Cole's, "Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mix you like gravy
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy
Natalie Cole's, "Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you went crazy
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy
 
1990s
Area 51's, "Let It Move You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reddit mafia
Original Lyrics:
Let it move you
Bryan Adams (featuring Mel C)'s, "When You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I realize I'm in love, stuck in love
or
I realize I'm in love, still in love
Original Lyrics:
I realize I'm in love, so in love
Disney's 'The Lion King''s, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink pajamas penguins on the bottom
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba.
EMF's, "Unbelievable"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things you sang
Original Lyrics:
The things you said
Fatboy Slim's, "The Rockefeller Skank"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right about now; punks! Oh, brother…
Original Lyrics:
Right about now, funk soul brother.
Jamiroquai's, "Virtual Insanity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only two were told
Original Lyrics:
Only to be told
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn’t just give in
It’s just circumstance
We sat around the barn
Saturn left
Saturn left and waitin’ for it to begin
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
We sat around the pile
Sat here and laughed
Sat and laughed and waved it into the air
Jay-Z's, "Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hot dog life for us
Original Lyrics:
It's a hard knock life for us
Madonna's, "Deeper and Deeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Different, different
Original Lyrics:
Deeper and deeper
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tickle my arse,
Tickle my legs,
Original Lyrics:
Taken my arms,
Taken my legs,
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can’t find Mr. Belding
Original Lyrics:
Can’t find a better man
Stone Temple Pilots', "Interstate Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your wife’s
or
Your lives
Original Lyrics:
Your lies
 
2000s
Caramell's, "Caramelldansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats on my balls
Fat touching a handbag
Yours on my yours
Anora's single sensing
It's no light
Lisa in the crowd says
Look Lilly had a caramel dancing
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Emma Bunton's, "Maybe"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a lot like me
Original Lyrics:
This is not like me
Fratellis', "Chelsea Dagger"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's one for Mick Jagger and another for the wonderful leaf
or
It's one for Mick Jagger and another for the wonderful belief
Original Lyrics:
It's one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe
Nickelback's, "Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some father reading
Original Lyrics:
So far away
Nickelback's, "If Everyone Cared"
Misheard Lyrics:
If anyone’s Cher
Original Lyrics:
If everyone cared
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Dani California "
Misheard Lyrics:
California, rest in peace,
Simon Taylor's on release.
Original Lyrics:
California, rest in peace,
Simultaneous release.
Scissor Sisters', "I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lay me down as you float away into the summer air
Original Lyrics:
Just lay me down as you float away into the shimmer light
 
2010s
Bruno Mars', "24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh bitch, I'm baby
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, so player
Bruno Mars', "24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your pizza beans at the sky
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up in the sky
Bruno Mars', "Finesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies grab your phallus
Original Lyrics:
Ladies grab your fellas
Bruno Mars', "Finesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're out here drippin' Inverness
Original Lyrics:
We out here drippin' in finesse
Bruno Mars', "It Will Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause they're just afraid I saw you naked, understand.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they're just afraid of something they don't understand.
Misheard Lyrics:
Marcus fire gone
Original Lyrics:
Blow a kiss, fire a gun
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lovely star'vex lovers
Original Lyrics:
Got a long list of ex lovers
Walk the Moon's, "Shut Up and Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This woman's is my gasoline
or
This woman is my Vaseline
or
This woman is my Valvoline
Original Lyrics:
This woman is my destiny

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