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1950s
Danny & The Juniors', "At The Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can 'stop' and you can stroll if at the hop
Original Lyrics:
You can 'stomp' and you can stroll it at the hop.
Dion and the Belmonts', "I Wonder Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Don't know why I stutter like I do
Original Lyrics:
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Don't know why I love you like I do
 
1960s
Beatles', "Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and steam wild rice.
Original Lyrics:
I sit, and meanwhile back.
Chris Montez's, "Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be-lin-da! ... Be-lin-da!
Original Lyrics:
But let's dance, but let's dance
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder and Ellie
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
Bullet's, "White Lies, Blue Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
They get too shy
Original Lyrics:
They get to shine
Donna Fargo's, "Funny Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny face, relieve me (2x)
Original Lyrics:
Funny face, don't leave me
Funny face, believe me
Freddy Fender's, "You’ll Lose a Good Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a good deed
Original Lyrics:
You’ll lose a good thing
Sugarloaf's, "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said he's losing you and you
Original Lyrics:
He said he used to work with you
Sugarloaf's, "Green-Eyed Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green-eyed lady, Persian lady
Original Lyrics:
Green-eyed lady, ocean lady
The O'Jays', "Back Stabbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The black stanza
Original Lyrics:
B-Back stabbers
The O’Jays', "Livin’ for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven on the weekend
Original Lyrics:
Livin’ for the weekend
Wilson Pickett's, "Don’t Knock My Love, Part 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go knock it
Original Lyrics:
Don’t knock it
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we made it here in Allentown
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're living here in Allentown
Bryan Ferry's, "Slave to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
An unusual place
Original Lyrics:
In the usual place
Def Leppard's, "Love Bites"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you have sex watch out hot wax!
Original Lyrics:
If you've got love in your sights
Watch out, love bites
Dino's, "I Like It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just blast away, I like it
Original Lyrics:
‘Cause that’s the way I like it
Foreigner's, "I Want to Know What Love Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a nose like Lovey's, I want you to show me
Original Lyrics:
I want to know what love is, I want you to show me
Foreigner's, "I Want to Know What Love Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my life, there's been chronic and pain
Original Lyrics:
In my life, there's been heartache and pain
Jason Donovan's, "Too Many Broken Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the only one I'll be leaving
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one I believe in
Olivia Newton-John's, "Make a Move on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can’t win
Original Lyrics:
I can’t wait
Stevie Wonder's, "That Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks in no time blast
Original Lyrics:
She thinks in no time flat
 
1990s
Aerosmith's, "Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm dying to forget you
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm tryin' to forget you
Misheard Lyrics:
But all those oh-so-nears way down through the years
But I still see I'm tackled by Moore
And when vinegar scored
Nobody belting the ball and I'll be dancing
Original Lyrics:
But all those oh-so-nears wear you down through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball and Nobby dancing
Beck's, "Thinking About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Playing in my head
Crystal Waters', "100% Pure Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always have a friend in me
or
You'll always have a friend, enemy
Original Lyrics:
You'll always have a friend to play
Indigo Girls', "Hammer And A Nail"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look alive like Narcissus
Original Lyrics:
I look a lot like Narcissus
Skid Row's, "In a Darkened Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
That beats the scar of skin so deep
Original Lyrics:
That bears the scar of sin too deep
The Offspring's, "Come Out and Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the latest passion
Original Lyrics:
Like the latest fashion
Zhane's, "Groove Thang"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a blue thang
Original Lyrics:
It’s a groove thang
 
2000s
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you sell like M&M’s
or
When you still like M&M’s
Original Lyrics:
When you sell like Eminem
Backstreet Boys', "Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me driving in your car
Original Lyrics:
Keep me drowning in your love
Christina Aguilera's, "I Turn to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
For a heart I can rely on through anything
For a waterfall I can through to you
Original Lyrics:
For a heart I can rely on through anything
For that one who I can run to
Daniel Bedingfield's, "Wrap My Words Around You"
Misheard Lyrics:
To express the first few mornings when they start
Original Lyrics:
To express the first few longings when they start
Jack Johnson's, "Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
And with each new game
Original Lyrics:
And with each new day
Jason Mraz's, "I'm Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our aim is to avert you
Original Lyrics:
Our name is our virtue
Kylie Minogue's, "Spinning Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven leads back to me
(Later)
'Cause the truth's given me
A new freedom inside, in a rhythm of desire
Original Lyrics:
And it leads back to me
(Later)
'Cause the truth's given me
A new freedom inside, getting rid of my desire
Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell's, "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacket when it's hot
Original Lyrics:
Drop it like it's hot
Taylor Swift's, "The Way I Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's charming and endearing and uncomfortable
Original Lyrics:
He's charming and endearing and I'm comfortable
Taylor Swift's, "The Way I Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's charming and endearing and uncomfortable
Original Lyrics:
He's charming and endearing and I'm comfortable
U2's, "Vertigo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm at the police and herbivore
Original Lyrics:
I'm at a place called Vertigo
 
2010s
Beyonce's, "Cuff It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna be perfect perfect perfect perfect baby
With this pussy pussy pussy for you baby
Original Lyrics:
Come and cuff it, cuff it, cuff it, cuff it, baby
While I buss it, buss it, buss it for you, baby
Misheard Lyrics:
Get them drugs o' mine
Original Lyrics:
Clap your hands y'all it's alright
Imagine Dragons', "Bad Liar"
Misheard Lyrics:
So look me in the ass
Original Lyrics:
So look me in the eyes
Maroon 5's, "Misery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why won’t you ask me?
Original Lyrics:
Why won’t you answer me?
 
country
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Be Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you, I'm a dweeb imma die, I would beat up a guy, I believe I can fly, if I were green I would die
Original Lyrics:
Im blue, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die
Nelly featuring Tim McGraw's, "Over and Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it was so bad
Original Lyrics:
And it hurts so bad
 
misc
David Guetta and Bebe Rexha's, "I'm Good (Blue)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm good and I'm feeling all night
Original Lyrics:
I'm good and I'm feeling alright
Taylor Swift's, "Vigilante Sh*t"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get sad, get evil
Original Lyrics:
Don't get sad, get even
Taylor Swift's, "Vigilante Sh*t"
Misheard Lyrics:
Draw the cat, I shop enough to kill a man
Original Lyrics:
Draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man

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